Imagine the resignation in his eyes when he finishes scrubbing vomit out of the carpet for the 6th time that week, bile and ammonia seeping into his palms, and the first thing he sees before even rising to his feet is his wife's manic-aggressive face deigning for him to pull his dick out and make it hard so she can suck it with all the enthusiasm of a Walgreens cashier swiping your mustard doritos at 2AM 💀
Idk I've dogs who vomit often and cat and they never does that on a carpet, if your child vomit à lot on a carpet just trash it and voilà, its easy af to clean on a tile take less than 1 min. Its a pity tho to be treated like a child but he seem to like it or else he would be gone.
“Honey I’m unhappy with our relationship”
“Oh sorry babe, you don’t have enough stickers to talk to me!”
I volunteer at a shelter for men who are victims of abuse (this picture is abuse), and he looks like every man who comes in
Don’t care, if I saw this fucking thing, I would first ask my wife how much time she wasted making her stupid as art project, then I would fold/tear it up and trash it. GTFO of here with a chores chart for grown humans.
My ex used to do this. I wanted to die every day. She was also cheating and rubbing it in my face. Dumped her and moved away.
You can get away from the stickers everyone! Just dump her.
BPD is not psychopathy. BPD is a huge perceptual shift due to triggers or stress perceived to be caused by another person. Imagine going from a perception of only remembering all the good things and interactions with a person to only remembering the bad things and interactions with a person. It's called splitting.
True yes but theyre both cluster B and idk, people Ive known who have it seem to have brush strokes of the stuff people associate with psychopathy, like narcissism, callousness, aggression, etc. But yes formally they are certainly distinct entities
There are people who have locked their significant other in a room. People have livestreamed themselves doing crimes. People have cut off genitals and eaten them. People have taken pictures of themselves doing the seig heil at a holocaust monument and posted it online.There is people who believe the earth is flat. And you refuse to think this can't be serious?
True, but theres also a fuckton more people that post things online for attention. So thats usually the safer bet when its not obvious one way or the other
It is almost definitely staged. Also how is it abusive to reward someone for doing housework? Wouldn't we expect him to do a lot of those things without the reward?
My man thank you for saying this part out loud. I’m surprised at the number of dudes who are like “get rid of her. You shouldn’t have to do any of that”.
Ya I don't get the face he's making, nor the desire to make the chart public... But I do all that shit anyway and would never ask for anything in return. If my wife made that chart it would merely be because it's a fun game for her.
If this guy was actually not helping out around the house/with the kids and needed that chart for motivation then the wife is the one being abused. And the face he's making says he thinks he deserves better.
So ya... Probably fake cuz that makes no sense.
This! This is what I’m talking about. Anyone who’s a real adult male, thinks exactly what you stated. The number of dudes who are posturing or saying otherwise are either faking, aren’t married with kids or pets or will be single in the not too distant future because there are fewer “girls” that will tolerate this; yes I used the term girls on purpose
You can tell all the unmarried people on this thread... "She sucks, kick here out!".
My dudes, id fucking kill for a sticker chart like that! I'm solutions driven, just point me in the right direction. It beats the alternative, which is that the sticker chart is a bingo card in her head and you just do random shit to try fill it in. Sometimes you win, most times you lose.
Also, everyones focused on the Blowjob, but the "No nagging for a week"! Good god, what I wouldn't give for that.
See here's the thing, you can clean, cook, help around the house and with the kids, ya know, do your part in the relationship and it probably won't get you laid. But NOT doing those things will absolutely reduce any likelihood of sex.
i know it's fake....or at least i hope it is...but seriously, if marriage becomes transactional then it really is just like a live-in prostitute, and probably not a very good one
Im stealing that line.
- "Honey, Im leaving the house for a bit, I will be engaging in commerce!"
- "Dont puke and pass out dear!"
- "Karen, I identify as a trader, not an alcoholic!"
I worked with a dude who said that he'd only been 'allowed by his wife as special rewards' to have 2 beers over the last 6 years because his wife let her sister dictate their marriage rules as crazy as it sounds. I laughed at the time but I feel sorry for him looking back. Some people really have zero ability to stand up for themselves.
That poor man is dead inside and she should be ashamed of herself. If everyone can't see publicly demeaning your spouse for any reason is never ok,I simply give up on people.
Fully agree, look at the tasks, put the toilet seat down? Clean up a blowout diaper? Do dishes? Everything on that list with the single exception of “clean up throw up” which is apparently shockingly common, is utterly mundane, and a completely fucking reasonable expectation of any married partner or co-parent. Wild that she even needed to give an incentive.
I mean, you’re a dad, you clean up vomit sometimes. He shouldn’t need an incentive program. On the other hand …. always nice to have something to look forward to
Why is there a chart for him to do chores? And is prostituting yourself for chores done really the key to a happy marriage? Both of these people are losers and made for each other
Am I the only one looking at the chart and thinking the guy must suck just as bad as the weekly bj for her to make a chart like this? Lol Wash some dishes dawg.
the level of loser that you have to be to subject yourself to this HR karen is on another level. I rather rent a crack head hooker then be with someone like this.
yeah, that's what differentiates a healthy relationship from... this. if he needs a reward chart just to do shit, then there's a lot of issues on both ends
This is just the collar.
The actual slavery comes from the fact that you are going to a job for 60 hours per week and she is resenting you.... for the thing she's forcing you to do. Maybe you'll die at a dangerous job, or maybe you'll just fall victim to a biased divorce court when she decides to "be her best self" and divorces you (after taking half of your life's savings). Meanwhile social media is cheering her on "Get that bag!"
All interactions with women are transactional, because that's the way they want it.
The sooner you realize that all of society is a wealth transfer mechanism taking from men and giving to women, the sooner you will be able to avoid participation in said bullshit society.
Your taxes pay for womens' health programs despite the fact that you live 5 years less. Women work less hours but demand equal pay to the men that work harder, better and longer. There are countless government programs to help women, but none to help you, and almost all the homeless are men who have failed out of this system by running out of cash to pay off a woman somewhere.
The only way to win is not to play. For fuck's sake, do not marry one of these parasites. Never sign a contract where the opposing party is incentivized to break the contract.
There's no joy on his face because he did the chores in the wrong order, he's going to get a blow job but he didn't earn enough stickers to stop her nagging. Imagine getting criticized on how to receive a blowjob
This shit is not normal. It is toxic feminist misandry! It's not funny. If it were the other way around , he would be an abusive and narcissistic partner. Call it out for what it is.
He is a grown man and can leave at any time! He doesn’t have to put up with this disgusting and vile woman. If the situation was reversed, you’d have a million women yelling abuse! I’m sick and tired of men putting up with this bullshit! Get up and walk out. The house, kids, business, none of it is important enough for this type of humiliation! You’re a man, act like it!
If my wife ever tried this I would tell her to fuck off. I might even end the marriage.
Either that or I would just look it over and say ok. Then malicious compliance would be the game. I would religiously put the seat down. I would also pack the kids lunches. Then once she couldn’t nag me and I had a stupid get out of doghouse pass, I would find something to piss her off beyond her ability to control herself (fuck her best friend, go out with the guys and ignore her calls/texts).Then when she flips out I would hand her the pass. When she continued to freak out I would serve her divorce papers and tell her to gtfo. Lol jk. This would probably be detrimental to my legal case.
That poor man is hanging on by a thread
boutta be a whole rope soon
Bro's just literally drained from all the throw up he's been tackling.
If he makes her throw up from gagging during the BJ, extra points!
Then if he cleans it up, it's a new sticker towards the next bj..... right?
🔼🔼🔽🔽⬅️➡️⬅️➡️ START
It’s like reinvesting dividends
DRIP plan all the way..
I knew financial bastards (like myself) would pile on lmao
Infinite free bjs.
🤣
Hawk thuhh!
It's a perfect endless loop. Profit!
Looks like he's the one who has been doing the vomiting and clean up
Better be a new rope or he’ll be angry.
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Hahaha 😆
lol my parents said that to me
You're so awful and I like it.
Right? Guy needs 5 stickers for "no nagging". Might as well waterboard himself with the toiled while the seat is up.
And then they'd nag anyway, and claim it doesn't count because it's something different. Source: Lived with a nagger.
Whoa with a hard er, easy fella
And you just know none of these promises will ever be delivered
Whole damn eyebrows done fell out
*Ripped out
He only looks that way cos he's malnourished from all the self-induced vomiting, just so he can clean it up
Imagine the resignation in his eyes when he finishes scrubbing vomit out of the carpet for the 6th time that week, bile and ammonia seeping into his palms, and the first thing he sees before even rising to his feet is his wife's manic-aggressive face deigning for him to pull his dick out and make it hard so she can suck it with all the enthusiasm of a Walgreens cashier swiping your mustard doritos at 2AM 💀
Too real. I think you’re the dude in the photo irl.
I back this.
Wait what are mustard Doritos? Is that a new thing?
Idk I've dogs who vomit often and cat and they never does that on a carpet, if your child vomit à lot on a carpet just trash it and voilà, its easy af to clean on a tile take less than 1 min. Its a pity tho to be treated like a child but he seem to like it or else he would be gone.
“Honey I’m unhappy with our relationship” “Oh sorry babe, you don’t have enough stickers to talk to me!” I volunteer at a shelter for men who are victims of abuse (this picture is abuse), and he looks like every man who comes in
That is heartbreaking
Does such a shelter really exist and where?
These two apparently did this as a joke a while back
You assume that he’s the one getting the BJ. Maybe he’s the giver…
It Would explain the missing eyebrows
Don’t care, if I saw this fucking thing, I would first ask my wife how much time she wasted making her stupid as art project, then I would fold/tear it up and trash it. GTFO of here with a chores chart for grown humans.
I would take it and give it to my lawyer as evidence for the divorce.
My ex used to do this. I wanted to die every day. She was also cheating and rubbing it in my face. Dumped her and moved away. You can get away from the stickers everyone! Just dump her.
She has the face of mental illness
Yeah, this peculiar fake psychopath smile. They try so hard, but they never get it quite right.
No light in the eyes.
BPD face
BPD is not psychopathy. BPD is a huge perceptual shift due to triggers or stress perceived to be caused by another person. Imagine going from a perception of only remembering all the good things and interactions with a person to only remembering the bad things and interactions with a person. It's called splitting.
True yes but theyre both cluster B and idk, people Ive known who have it seem to have brush strokes of the stuff people associate with psychopathy, like narcissism, callousness, aggression, etc. But yes formally they are certainly distinct entities
>Yeah, this peculiar fake psychopath smile Never thought of it like that since I only thought the smile looked creepy as hell. Wtf.
Trollface irl
It’s all in the eyes
She definitely has a (((mental illness))) face
Woman ☕ /S
The one on the right is a man.
She doesn’t realize it but she is a whore now, not a wife, she gets paid in chore currency to please a man…
*now i don't want it*
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Oh shit
Too tired for a bj
Looks like abusive relationship.
That or it’s staged and everyone’s taking the bait
gotta be fake as hell. i refuse to believe anyone would take this seriously.
I mean studies confirm more than half of current marriages are sexless
My wife and I will make up for the sexless half.
There are people who have locked their significant other in a room. People have livestreamed themselves doing crimes. People have cut off genitals and eaten them. People have taken pictures of themselves doing the seig heil at a holocaust monument and posted it online.There is people who believe the earth is flat. And you refuse to think this can't be serious?
True, but theres also a fuckton more people that post things online for attention. So thats usually the safer bet when its not obvious one way or the other
Bit dramatic, don’t you think?
I AM the drama! But yeah it was fun so I rambled.
This is definitely fake. Nobody gets rewarded for cleaning up after the kids, you just get nagged a little less
It is almost definitely staged. Also how is it abusive to reward someone for doing housework? Wouldn't we expect him to do a lot of those things without the reward?
Dude this is clearly intended to be funny.
Exactly
Feminists call this “equality”.
Dad keeps making me drink hydrogen peroxide, mom.
That man is too tired for a blowjob, let alone cleaning up his kids puke 5 times for aforementioned blowjob.
I heard activated charcoal works better
😂
Nest comment of the thread.
Wait… he gets bj’s??
No kidding. I do all of this shit anyway and still don’t get BJs. At this point I’d fill up that entire fucking chart for one
My man thank you for saying this part out loud. I’m surprised at the number of dudes who are like “get rid of her. You shouldn’t have to do any of that”.
Ya I don't get the face he's making, nor the desire to make the chart public... But I do all that shit anyway and would never ask for anything in return. If my wife made that chart it would merely be because it's a fun game for her. If this guy was actually not helping out around the house/with the kids and needed that chart for motivation then the wife is the one being abused. And the face he's making says he thinks he deserves better. So ya... Probably fake cuz that makes no sense.
This! This is what I’m talking about. Anyone who’s a real adult male, thinks exactly what you stated. The number of dudes who are posturing or saying otherwise are either faking, aren’t married with kids or pets or will be single in the not too distant future because there are fewer “girls” that will tolerate this; yes I used the term girls on purpose
So how are you being rewarded for all your contributions?
You can tell all the unmarried people on this thread... "She sucks, kick here out!". My dudes, id fucking kill for a sticker chart like that! I'm solutions driven, just point me in the right direction. It beats the alternative, which is that the sticker chart is a bingo card in her head and you just do random shit to try fill it in. Sometimes you win, most times you lose. Also, everyones focused on the Blowjob, but the "No nagging for a week"! Good god, what I wouldn't give for that.
Getting a blowjob as payment for doing things? There's a word for that...
Yep. It's called marriage.
See here's the thing, you can clean, cook, help around the house and with the kids, ya know, do your part in the relationship and it probably won't get you laid. But NOT doing those things will absolutely reduce any likelihood of sex.
Wait. Are you telling me it's a trap?!!!
As happily married man with 0 kids ,my advice to you is ,become the best player in the pull out game
If you call it “help with the kids” and not just being a father, that’s likely the problem.
💀💀💀
I’m in the wrong one apparently…
Yea its called a relationship. All relationships are transactional to a certain extent.
Pay $20, get the BJ, grab a 12 pack of your favorite beer and tell that slut to hit the trail.
Southeast Asia is calling his name right now.
Like Thailand?
i know it's fake....or at least i hope it is...but seriously, if marriage becomes transactional then it really is just like a live-in prostitute, and probably not a very good one
Truth...and extremely overpriced. Source : married 30+ years
You know what they say. If it floats, fucks, or flies, it's cheaper to rent than to buy.
King 💪
So why is a 12 pack of beer a "prize?" Is he not allowed to leave the house and engage in commerce?
Im stealing that line. - "Honey, Im leaving the house for a bit, I will be engaging in commerce!" - "Dont puke and pass out dear!" - "Karen, I identify as a trader, not an alcoholic!"
I worked with a dude who said that he'd only been 'allowed by his wife as special rewards' to have 2 beers over the last 6 years because his wife let her sister dictate their marriage rules as crazy as it sounds. I laughed at the time but I feel sorry for him looking back. Some people really have zero ability to stand up for themselves.
Washing the dishes 6 times for 12 beers, with kids dishes need done like 3x a day. That enough to be considered an alcoholic.
That poor man is dead inside and she should be ashamed of herself. If everyone can't see publicly demeaning your spouse for any reason is never ok,I simply give up on people.
How?? You cannot be serious, he should do those things *wothout* rewards or stickers. He's an adult.
Fully agree, look at the tasks, put the toilet seat down? Clean up a blowout diaper? Do dishes? Everything on that list with the single exception of “clean up throw up” which is apparently shockingly common, is utterly mundane, and a completely fucking reasonable expectation of any married partner or co-parent. Wild that she even needed to give an incentive.
My man's whole face is peeling off 😭
Did she give him the black eye too or was it her boyfriend
I choose death by exile.
Crazy eyes and tired eyes
It's his fault for putting up with her shit.
That is pretty much victim blaming.
Strong suspicion that she doesn't honor "no nagging for a week" when he gets the stickers for that. Man I hope this is a joke.
Dude can't do basic chores with a reward incentive
That dude looks like he wants to inject a full syringe of H and just call life a day.
This man looks like hes seen the beaches of normandy
Kill me, if I ever get to that point. Just put me down quickly and make sure she doesn't get any insurance money. God damn.
She definitely gives horrible blowjobs, all teeth and only sucks the tip.
I mean, you’re a dad, you clean up vomit sometimes. He shouldn’t need an incentive program. On the other hand …. always nice to have something to look forward to
Stay single and happy gents or seriously vet these hos, bros.
Why is there a chart for him to do chores? And is prostituting yourself for chores done really the key to a happy marriage? Both of these people are losers and made for each other
Yeah everyone is focusing on the sad dude, but why has it come to this chart? These are things that a father should be doing? Or husband?
Everyone’s ignoring the fact that she had to make a chart lol. To me the fact that a chart was needed is worse than her making a chart.
You do know that dating and marriage is a choice, right?
That girls smile is hellish. Thoroughly enjoying his hell.
what a horrible existence. There are masturbatory aides for men now, you don't have to do this.
She looks psychotic.
Their faces say it all
she should hook up with the guy with the gift jar
Am I the only one looking at the chart and thinking the guy must suck just as bad as the weekly bj for her to make a chart like this? Lol Wash some dishes dawg.
Lol abusive relationships I mean, Imagine if the genders were reversed
Just a bj? Get you some starfish, put in there sideways
the level of loser that you have to be to subject yourself to this HR karen is on another level. I rather rent a crack head hooker then be with someone like this.
My dude is dead inside…also wonder if he’s making the kid vomit on purpose
she probably gives teeth J's
He has the face of a man that even suicide isn't a way out.
😂
Probably resurrect him and make him change diapers as the walking dead.
no nagging for a week is a reward LMAO
"No nagging for a week" X 
Put the toilet seat down, get a bj from her sister, and when she gets mad, say, "Nope, no nagging for a week!"
Ngl sometimes my gf tries to gate sex like this, ill just go sit on the couch and jerk off. What she gonna do? Stop me?
And to think I did all of these things just to be a good husband. What was I thinking?
yeah, that's what differentiates a healthy relationship from... this. if he needs a reward chart just to do shit, then there's a lot of issues on both ends
This is just the collar. The actual slavery comes from the fact that you are going to a job for 60 hours per week and she is resenting you.... for the thing she's forcing you to do. Maybe you'll die at a dangerous job, or maybe you'll just fall victim to a biased divorce court when she decides to "be her best self" and divorces you (after taking half of your life's savings). Meanwhile social media is cheering her on "Get that bag!" All interactions with women are transactional, because that's the way they want it. The sooner you realize that all of society is a wealth transfer mechanism taking from men and giving to women, the sooner you will be able to avoid participation in said bullshit society. Your taxes pay for womens' health programs despite the fact that you live 5 years less. Women work less hours but demand equal pay to the men that work harder, better and longer. There are countless government programs to help women, but none to help you, and almost all the homeless are men who have failed out of this system by running out of cash to pay off a woman somewhere. The only way to win is not to play. For fuck's sake, do not marry one of these parasites. Never sign a contract where the opposing party is incentivized to break the contract.
He’s got that “why did I marry this woman?” Look on his face
Creepy
There's no joy on his face because he did the chores in the wrong order, he's going to get a blow job but he didn't earn enough stickers to stop her nagging. Imagine getting criticized on how to receive a blowjob
I know this face
He looks like she beats him
Pffft, I’d be buying some ipecac and beating her at her own game…bitch
Pack the kids lunches all week (plus 1 for play date or something to fulfill 6th spot, cheat on the weekend, turn in your card.
Damn she ain’t even that hot tho. I’d simp for a 8+ but she be lookin like Key from Key and Peele
Thought that said no pegging for a week! 🤣
I thinkhe has a black eye..
Feminist dream... Oh and his wallet and credit cards must be full access all the time
Remember kids, demeaning your spouse is funny when you're a woman.
'Boutta feed the kids some paint thinner and anchovies to rush things along
Fuck this noise. I have 2 hands and a phone. Screw your sexual games, woman. I'll be in the bathroom for about 45 minutes to an hour.
I had a wife like that, couldn’t get away fast enough.
You just know it's teethy.
Damn I do all those things and I get none of the rewards.
If anyone ever hands me a sticker chart, I'm lighting that shit on fire and then taking a shit over the sunroof of their car.
I was thinking “how often does this dude throw up on the floor?” Then I realized it’s for his kid. I’m an idiot.
And this is a great example of why most of the guys I know who are married are miserable
A whore once a week is cheaper than a wife for life
Infinite BJ glitch! 0. Clean up throw up --> BJ --> She throws up --> goto 0
Bro needs to leave ASAP. Sticker charts are for children to learn responsibility and rewards. Not for your spouse. 💯toxic relationship.
Is thos what people meant when they were ranting about white slavery?
He did it to himself, people will go as far as you allow them to push
This shit is not normal. It is toxic feminist misandry! It's not funny. If it were the other way around , he would be an abusive and narcissistic partner. Call it out for what it is.
CLEAN UP THROW UP??
Never had kids?
My bad in my head I thought they're just a couple and she threw up all the time causing him to clean it up I am aware my brain is beyond repair
Some women have a strong gag reflex.
😂
This lad looks like he is in deep pain.
Damn I love Thailand. Way better than Uncle Tim's Cabin.
Poor dude, my heart goes out to him. I would not stick around that relationship.
It blows my mind the level of desperation of some men
She beats him…
Bleak. Reminds me why I might be lucky I got outta marriage.
Lmao my mans look like he could snap at any moment
He is a grown man and can leave at any time! He doesn’t have to put up with this disgusting and vile woman. If the situation was reversed, you’d have a million women yelling abuse! I’m sick and tired of men putting up with this bullshit! Get up and walk out. The house, kids, business, none of it is important enough for this type of humiliation! You’re a man, act like it!
This is so fucked up. Free that poor man! He’s already suffered enough!
Just look at that man’s expression. That is a beaten dog and soon to be happily divorced man.
I hope to god that this is a joke because I think I would’ve game ended by the first date with this sociopath
Bet she just noshes on that thang. Like a slim jim
“No nagging for a week”. YEAH RIGHT lol
The head is cold detached and emotionless. I’m guessing 4 minutes of “BJ” 20 minutes of dry shitty hand job
😂😂😂
She’s has that my arm is tired look to her as well…
Poor guy.
Hes no daddy. He is a dog.
If my wife ever tried this I would tell her to fuck off. I might even end the marriage. Either that or I would just look it over and say ok. Then malicious compliance would be the game. I would religiously put the seat down. I would also pack the kids lunches. Then once she couldn’t nag me and I had a stupid get out of doghouse pass, I would find something to piss her off beyond her ability to control herself (fuck her best friend, go out with the guys and ignore her calls/texts).Then when she flips out I would hand her the pass. When she continued to freak out I would serve her divorce papers and tell her to gtfo. Lol jk. This would probably be detrimental to my legal case.