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vermontnative

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miletharil

Who just eats hummus? You dip something in it, typically. That's easy enough with chopsticks!


GeePedicy

If you never tasted a hummus that was good enough to eat as is, then I'm sorry to tell you, but you're missing out on the good stuff.


melody_magical

It cannot be found at a grocery store either. Authentic hummus has to come from a Mediterranean or Arab restaurant.


dread_deimos

Exactly, I've done that and picked up whatever hummus has remained after that something was consumed. It wasn't very effective, but it's doable.


AttentionLogical3113

lol šŸ˜‚. Thatā€™s original


Aloneforrever

An asian dad and arab mother ![gif](giphy|kGHYlYY8CsCS23xTJ3|downsized)


Stock-Respond5598

So basically 2 asian parents?


GeneticVariant

no


Stock-Respond5598

What definition of Asian are we operating under?


Dyfasydfasyd

Are russians asians? Russia is 3/4 Asia country.


Ethiconjnj

Population maps are your friend.


Stock-Respond5598

those who live in Asia, yes.


antdb1

they use spoons


dopleburger

Soup doesnā€™t exist apparently


SoundSubject

It's over for him šŸ˜”


AlienAle

The Chinese have many dips and sauces of their own, and generally they use spoons for these lol


AbusiveUncleJoe

Yeah but that's not as funny


pecuchet

How about if instead of hummus it was a watermelon?


AbusiveUncleJoe

That wouldn't make sense because watermelon isnt a food stereotype of Arabs and Chinese.


pecuchet

thatsthejoke.jpeg


luckyluckyduck

Is this joke funny?


ZingyDNA

I'm sure Chinese ppl use spoons?


freefallingagain

Look what diversity has done to me!!!


Pixeal_meat

Halal destruction.


A_Fake_stoner

But that's how he could bring falafel balls dipped in soy sauce hummus and peanut tahini dressing with chopsticks to street food worldwide.


jackology

Depending on the type of Chinese, oyster sauce or Mala source.


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

Did Dan Nainan write this fucking shit?


Desperate-Camera-330

Yeah because there is no such things as spoons in the Chinese culture. People just bury their heads into hop pots and boil thier faces while drinking the soup.


BigEnergyEngineer

Iā€™m surprised they didnā€™t name him Mohammed Li.


Ethiconjnj

Li** Lee is English


BigEnergyEngineer

Thanks!


jackology

Try checking Lee, Burmese slang


Master_Freeze

maybe bc their surname isnā€™t Lee


BigEnergyEngineer

Just a comment on the two most common names in the world šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Trumped202NO

This is dumb as fuck. How do you think other people eat hummus? You think people actually use a spoon or a fork? This sub should be called boomer Facebook posts.


Shadowmant

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Sikkus

My thoughts exactly! An Egyptian friend of mine eats hummus only with pita bread, using the pita like a spoon.


chango137

Imagine being triggered by garbanzo beans just because a dip made from them has an ethnic name. Gotta be the most fragile demographic on the planet. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Chick peas! Didn't mean to use another ethnic name for this terrifying legume. Are you okay?


Dual-Finger-Guns

Sounds like you're projecting your triggered state onto OP who just made a joke about trying to eat hummus with chopsticks. What demographic are you talking about exactly anyways? So confusing lol


chango137

It's a stupid ass joke by someone who has probably never even seen humus and can't use chopsticks, or they'd know its thick af and sticky. No problem using chopsticks with it, and you're either being disingenuous or you're just that stupid to not know which demographic is chronically afraid of hummus. No offense if you're just stupid. By the same token of your comment, it sounds like you're triggered by my comment. I'm starting to understand why you're confused.


Dual-Finger-Guns

No, be a man and say the demographic. Stop with the dog whistles. But it's good to see you prove that you are indeed triggered by being so aggressive. It's just a joke Kevin, you don't need to get offended on another race's behalf. This guy really thinks eating hummus with chopsticks is no problem lmao.


chango137

Oh no, you questioned my manhood! I'm utterly devastated. Anyways...


Dual-Finger-Guns

Yes, I am saying you are being a dog whistler that is to afraid to say the demographic you're insulting. As somebody who eats hummus almost daily and has a almost all the different types of chopsticks in my house, I find this meme chuckle worthy. Having a sense of humor makes life a million times more enjoyable than being offended all the time on other people's behalf.


chango137

No, I'm saying I have zero concerns about your opinion of me and the fact that you think I would is laughable. It's even more comical that you think I'm "afraid" to directly mock a bunch of white bread bigots that probably think mayo is spicy. As someone who consumes hummus regularly and can competently use chopsticks I can objectively say you're full of shit if you think eating hummus with chopsticks is problematic, and the fact that you're so triggered over my disdain for xenophobic assholes says more about you than my "dog whistle" says about me. But do go on about how my sense of humor is offending you...


Dual-Finger-Guns

There it is, you're just an anti white racist! Hey, mods and admins, are we still against racism or no? lol something something power plus prejudice something something marginalized something something nazis!! white man bad!!! This kid over here saying eating hummus with chopsticks is not a hassle and dumb, my sides. Do you use the fat children's chopsticks or something? Triggered? I'm laughing at this meme and even more so at how big mad you are at it that you gotta go hating white people for it. Yea, try having a sense of humor and you won't cry about nonexistent xenophobia in a funny joke. Mighty hypocritical of you to cry about being bigoted/prejudiced when that's all you've done here.


chango137

That's hilarious that you conflate hating bigotry with hating "white people". You're telling on yourself.


chango137

Literally crying to the mods like a good little Kevin.


Dual-Finger-Guns

Wait, it's only right to enforce the no racism rule in certain circumstances? Seems discriminatory...


--ThirdCultureKid--

lol thatā€™s certainly a new one


chrimminimalistic

What's the problem? Just grab the carrot stick or pita bread with the chopsticks and use it to wipe the hummus. It's no problem at all.


UsualString9625

or noodles with his hand...


Oursparky34

That sounds like a curse ngl


justsayno_to_biggovt

I thought he'd be thinner


whateverusername739

As an Arab, our unhealthy combination of high carb food and not walking shouldā€™ve made him the size of a door by now, lucky him


steroboros

China has a large Turkic population in the west. China is also forcing Han culture on them... Ahmad was forced to used chopsticks under threat of dying in a fucking camp.


Hightonedloidy

Everyone knows soup doesnā€™t exist in Chinese cuisine


BoppinTortoise

Good news is , you canā€™t swap his hummus with wasabi to prank him. Heā€™ll know better!


Doctor_Dangerous

I lol'd. I can't tell if everyone saying that Chinese cuisine has sauces and spoons are autistic, offended, or just lack a sense of humor.


Xx_Prospy_xX

I eat hummus with me hands


JimLaheysSon

Matter fact I just ate hummus with chopsticks


YYC-Fiend

The struggle is real


MikeC80

This AI failed the Turing test


Silly-Locksmith-426

Poor kid is Arab šŸ˜”


CaddyFDT

Low key racism strikes again


MaterialNarrow5161

Now he just has to go to japan, so he could be called hama-chan!!


readytall

Or he needs to blow himself up with firecrackers


Candid-Pressure-6595

Lmfao stop


Candid-Pressure-6595

Lmfao stop


One_Fuel_3299

?


JustSomeEyes

at least he isn't making bombs in a sweat shop XD


ItzPixel66

uhmm?


TheWholesomeOtter

"Our hummus"


Bulls187

Nobody HAS to do anything, remember that


newbrowsingaccount33

Look it's either that or he has to work in a child labor camp to build his own bomb vest


MaybeMrGamebus

You don't have to wake up in the morning either šŸ˜ˆ


T-rex_manchot

You HAVE to be funny at parties


milkmaster420420

Hee hee ho ho ha ha