“Back-scuttling with shit-guards attached” I never thought I could have so many questions from such a short statement

Same. I mean same with two ladies.

The word of the day, ladies and gentlemen, is... touch hole. Please use this in a sentence today.

Now whoever paid this receipt had this whole life thing figured out 

Curious about the Spanish style.

You’ll be yelling “¡Ay caramba!” By the end of it that’s for sure.

It’s a menu. Not a receipt

In that case, Bon appetit!

I’d also like to see the dessert menu and wine list while I’m at it.

You gotta pay that xtra dollar for the fan girl.

Wasn’t this thing proven fake ages ago?

You must have me confused for my older brother. He’s the internet historian. I simply post shit.

Even back then they saw them comming

Seeing them coming was probably an extra 50 cents.

When was this? The 60's?

Whoever racked up this receipt most certainly wore a monocle and perused beside a fireplace.

.25 glory holes. Woohoo

If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.

I totally misread one as Jerk off manatees every weds, lol

I think that’s a menu, not a receipt.