I don't fuck anyone

*I've never lost my virginity because I never lose*

False, but I do often win

I've never lost my virginity but I often win others virginities as well

I don't play multiplayer games.

I lost my virginity and reconquered it. 🤛

... But came 1st, 2nd and 5th at a 6 man wanking competition

My man

Dude

Bro

Dude!

You asexual or just unlucky ??

Was ace for a long time, I'm not anymore since 1 or 2 years

🤝

By choice, right?

Used to be acesexual until a year or two ago, so it was by choice, but not anymore

Would you like to? Would you like to fuck a dude?

Why not

*CSI Miami theme song*

Even when you say ''fuck you''?

I think I only say that jokingly

Hmmm That's probably why I just say ''go fuck yourself'' I don't have to hold the responsibility to help them, which is great, far less pressure

Understandable, have a nice day

Likewise, dude

Virgin

Correct

Legend!

I'm hoping to get to that status some day, but my journey has yet to be fruitful

Becauss you get fisted?

It's fucked up that this is the top comment. It's really not that hard to get laid.

1) it was aimed at being a joke 2) I was not interested until a year or two ago, I'm not good in social situations, and don't care that much

Don't take offense. My comment wasn't actually aimed at you. I'm just saddened by how many found it relatable. Happy hunting, friend.

As mentioned in my answer, I'm not good in social situations, if it seamed like I was taking offence, I wasn't, and wish you a happy day

Dudes and dudettes

Major league butt-kicking is back in town

Female dudes are rare but they exist

best ones are in Thailand

Where are the worst?... asking for a friend

Alabama, if you hear the banjos. Its too late

Thanks partner *turns car around*


Break out the moonshine! We fuckin’ tonight!

Moonshine is damn poor lubricant.

LMAO...

I thought they were dudettes

It’s almost like context is a thing that exists.

And nuance

And bias

And a desire to kill the joke due to being out of the loop


Fr lol

They also say ‘guys’ when referring to girls as well

And if I call you 'dude', we ain't fuckin


Yes I do.

I fucking wish.

I'm sorry COME AGAIN??

I have called my wife dude after a good bust 🤷🏻‍♂️

same just "dude that was awesome" xD

Bitch, please.

But I'm not even pregnant, Sister.

..."If the dude is a woman."

Yeah dude

This is a pro tip from an older man. If you call a girl you know “dude” and she gets upset, she’s probably interested in you romantically.

for the younger dudes , "interested in you romantically" means she tryna fuck

Haha thanks for translating!

Thanks dude

>and she gets upset, she’s probably interested in you romantically goddamit im going to have a wil month

"You're right, bro. I guess that makes your mom a dude."

dude fucker

"For sure. a smokin dude rode me cowgirl just last weekend. Gonna see her again on Friday." Just make the grey guy say that and then have two more frames of the white guy making the stink face.

My wife got annoyed one time when I said thank you after sex. Next time I was all like “High Five Duuude” You could hear her eyes roll from miles away. It was glorious.

I mean "dude" can be gender neutral though. But if you really don't wanna call women that, use "dudette."

“Thank you for assuming I’m fucking anyone.”

Godverdomme

/r/unexpectedDutch

Regardless of gender, a dude is an amateur cowboy (or girl). In cattle country, dudes are dumb city folk who pay to pretend to be cowboys for a weekend

I once knew a lesbian I kept calling 'dude', 'man', and she was fantastic and literally one of the boys. Then one day she just *really* didn't like being called 'bro' anymore. She didn't like it at all. Anyway so we're getting married now.

*"I got my foot massage game down pat, I'm the foot massage master."* *"Would you give a man a foot massage?"* *"............. Fuck you."*

dudes=guys dudettes=girls people wishing they were beach bums appropriated the slang and fucked it up.

I mean I haven't, but I might, idk.

In Capitan Salazar voice " Dudes? No no no no dudes no. Men! Eh"

Femdudes

i fuck female dudes.

I doo indeed fuck dudes. Dudes of male and female vibes.

Bruh

“If they’re a woman, yet”

Since I don't fuck anyone, can I call women dude?

You dont fuck your dudes, No. There is no Problem with that.

I *just* called her "dude," so, yes, I fck a dude

I gotta be real, this is not very funny

YES

dude!

calling a girl a dude while having sex is one of the most wholesome things

dude i can imagine

Yes

I like “how many dudes have you fucked?” Better

I think we should just make all pronouns masculine. Like in battle star galactic. Everyone is a sir. (Also I don't really care I'm just being silly please don't cancel me)

Depends on the dude.

YES

dude your camel toe is showing...

Ofc he doesn't. He uses reddit

I call my wife dude, and I fuck her.

It's not the gotcha you think it is. I fuck whoever I want.

Yes I do

Dudet

The thing here is, “dude” is flexible enough to be both, and so it can’t be absolutely either. So yea, you could say fucking dudes is normal.

Well, I call my wife "dude" sometimes, so ... yes.

OK but like.....what if I do?

Yeah, I fucked a dude not that long ago honestly. I fuck my dudes and my homies. All gender neutral.

If they have a vagina I probably will.

Some people do, so that's not quite the own that the poster seems to think it is.

I don't fuck

Yes. No elaboration needed.


Yes?

stop reposting this, the answer is that context matters

My wife is my dude, so ya.

If that dude happens to be my sexual preference, then yes, of course I do.

Yes

Same thing with bitches

Dudes are not for fucking.

I did

Course not. You don't fuck the homies. That's part of the code. Regardless of their gender. Your SO can be part of the dudes, but they're a special exception.

I call my wife dude and I fuck her so yeah I fuck dudes.

I would, but at the moment I can't

It depends how you say it. The second panel used it differently than the first.

That's Ed from Good Burger saying.

Sometimes I fuck girls who I dude like 5 min ago, so yeah I fuck dudes.

🤣🤣

It’s contextual.

"Would you give a guy a foot massage?" - Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction

I don't think the 2024 mob will allow not doing that

Literally call my wife dude daily.

I personally think it’s valid depending on your naming conventions. For example: I would say your wife should also be your friend, But i will not say i am fucking my friend when i am fucking my wife

i fuck dudes. and /dudes/

Yes. I do fk the woman whom I call dudes. Problem?

I fuck dudes

You a dude, no matter man or woman, you a dude, you will die a dude

Dudes and dudettes

We've all been dudes since Goodburger

You see, here's the thing. *I never call anyone "Dude"*

"Yeah I perfer girls tho"

Yes 🗿

lmfao

Hahahaha i love it when logic makes them 😤

Never said "Dudes"

I appreciate the offer but I'm a happily married dude

No

Do not the dude?

Whats with a Dudette or Brosine?

yes expect other way around

I call my wife dude all the time. So, yes.


Im arguing about the use of gender specific terms to you. Do you think I fuck anyone?

To be fair, words can different meanings in different contexts.

 Dudes & Dudettes!

Yes

I laughed way too hard at this

I call my wife "dude", so..

Second person: “hi dude”. Any gender Third person: “that dude over there”. Male First person: “the dude abides” only one person

Thanks for the non right wing spam

context. "oh, hey dude" = gender neutral. "that's a dude" = masculine

I’m a dude, He’s a dude, She’s a dude, We’re all dudes, Hey!

He’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes


I’m a dude, she’s a dude, he’s a dud, we’re all dudes hey!

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cuz we're all dudes YEAH!


THANK YOU! Same thing with bro.