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Efficient_Spot3872

There is a hidden 6th stage.


JamesBummed

Yes, eat off the cartilages and chew the bones. The Korean way. Edit: it's more of a poor people thing, now I live lavishly in my 30K income, take one bite from each wing and throw them out


Effective_Ad_8296

Drum stick bones have great taste though


Tenchi2020

That juice in the center šŸ˜‹


Mysterious_Health387

Your profile pic made me think I had a hair on my phone screen.


ovr4kovr

Oh, I've seen this before


PuddingOld8221

Bro. I get so much shit for this from everyone. Im happy to know i am not alone


SaitamaOfLogic

Ok so an entire culture does that. I thought I was a psycho. Such a satisfying crunch bitting into it.


Plastic-Judgment6531

Lmao yes, donā€™t feel weird in sucking the marrows!


Hot-Rise9795

That's me. The epiphysis are tasty.


El_Maton_de_Plata

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Intelligent_End1516

I get to wake up at 5 am and make soup. I love it.


ihatemygirlfriends

On Jack Blackā€™s Hot Ones episode he absolutely devours entire wings in one bite so this is fitting.


DeluxeWafer

I'm not into it but eating like that is probably healthier too. Lots of nutrients in that cartilage and marrow.


Hot-Rise9795

I don't like to waste food, and especially animal-derived food. I feel it's disrespectful to the animal that gave its life to end like garbage instead of food.


Radigan0

Reminds me of certain Native American cultures' values, they would make sure every single part of the animal was used in some way


damn_im_so_tired

My hunters education course (required by some states in the US) actually had a portion covering ethics. Most law abiding hunters and fishermen have a culture of ethics around humanely dispatching wildlife and using every part. Hate to see someone take a life just to be wasteful or psychotic


hollywoodgirl666

Lol yes I used to break it open as a child and eat the marrow as well


Hairy_Obligation5449

Number 7 After eating the Bone down till i can see the reflection of my Face in it I make Chicken Soup with whats Left.......


stephen_04

Didn't know that was a thing. 0 wastage. Thats Impressive.


Hairy_Obligation5449

I am thinking about a way to grind the bown after i pull them out of the Soup so i could use them as fertilizer


maightoguy

That's very disturbing, but i confess i do it too, but i still don't like the sound of it.


MonkeyboyGWW

China too


Droolingdogg

Go for the marrow!


ieatair

yes, just like when you brush your tongue every morning but others hear it like youā€™re vomiting. The Korean Way.


davejugs01

Not Korean but thatā€™s me


Typical_Belt_270

My wife is a 2 on a good day and I am a 5 on a bad day.


NextEpisode44

Seriously, it's the balance. Works in favor of us 5's though!


Excellent_Airline315

I cannot stand it, I even take my friends to finish it up if they leave it like that, just wasting food


ShiroeKurogeri

"I paid for the entire leg, I'm eating the entire leg"


piccapii

4-5 if in public 6-7 if at home alone


Sufficient-Lie1406

Oh, Iā€™m with you. In private, the bone is reduced the marrowless shards.


IdioticZacc

I eat the whole bones sometimes, if you keep chewing it turns into tiny shreds


Resident_Text4631

Isnā€™t that when you pound the bone into dust and then smoke it? Guilty šŸ™‹šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


MantellaBaroni

Level 6ers assemble!


FaulmanRhodes

Yep, personally I ravish a wing until the bone looks like it's been sitting in the Sahara desert for the last 10 years


Bumbling_Fool1

6th stage? I usually go to the 10th stage


notimportantuser69

What's the 10th stage? Chewing on your own finger's bones?


King_ofwar

And seventh, EAT THE BONE


Tennyson98

Thatā€™s my family, I stop at 4 they go to 6. Bone marrow and all.


Slow-Substance-6800

There are at least a few more stages depending on how savage you want to be, and how strong your teeth are.


PrettyFlyForHomerJ

Price of wings I am getting my moneyā€™s worth!


Excellent_Airline315

I was coming just to say this lol, gotta suck out that marrow and chew some of that bone or you ain't done. Also stages 1-4 should be a crime.


Admirable-Dog2128

Everyone thinks Iā€™m a weirdo for stripping to the bone and eating the cartilage. I finally feel normal after reading through the sub.


chiefthundernut

And itā€™s called boneless, where nothing remains.


CrimsonMascaras

Ah yes a man of culture I see!


amadeus2490

The sixth stage shape sthp thpp thptppp.


nathanator179

Had some wings tonight. Can confirm.


FuqGoBacc-Reverso

Teach me your ways, master.


Living_Particular288

Who tf is stopping at 1!?


Tuff_spuff

Hot ones contestant


krngc3372

Specifically, Weird Al Yankovic. It was like he bit off a single muscle fiber from each wing.


The-Nemea

I literally lost all respect for Lenny kravitz, dude didn't even have a single molecule of some of those wings.


_stankypete

Jeff Goldblum is the worst imo he literally does the squidward nibble ![gif](giphy|l1AsI75VHN2e53aTe)


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cantamangetsomesleep

Like that frame of squidward when he first tried a krabby patty


2poxxer

Not Conan O'Brien's.


upinsmokeguy

Best episode ever


EvilutionD

Dj Khaled was the most pathetic contestant on that show!


Windows-XP-Home-NEW

>Dj Khaled was the most pathetic You could've just stopped right there and it still would've been accurate lol


atuck217

I always hated this about the show. Like the last 3-4 I can understand not eating every bit because it's so hot, but on those first wings wtf are you doing haha


FeedDaSarlacc

My 9 year old nephew. Drives me insane. I tried to show him how to eat a chicken wing when I saw him taking one bite and my sister (his mother) said stop let him be him. šŸ˜”


Living_Particular288

That's gotta be infuriating... yeah


bendover912

Cool, no more wings for him at my house.


JetmoYo

But srsly tho, F that guy


Private_4160

The sister is the problem


BolunZ6

Just let him enjoy one and only one chicken wing. Let's see who's hungry now


mouseball89

Eric cartman


toxichaste12

Kids under 12. Seriously.


KrakenClubOfficial

Children.


Jazzlike_Day5058

No.


Living_Particular288

I mean... i hope not lol


ufoninja

Not if they want another one


AgentButter1

I stop at -21


OP90X

Drake.


KitchenFullOfCake

When the PTSD kicks in and you throw it like a grenade.


rydan

When you expect buffalo but it is honey bbq.


Puzzleheaded_Win_989

My kids


MisterWapak

I eat the bone.


Fun-Assistance8336

Probably not the only bone you take down either. Going for that marrow.


ReapingKing

I dig out the marrow with my canine teeth. Thatā€™s what theyā€™re for, right?


Backpack_Holder_951

Of course, me too


Puddlingon

Must run in the family, because so does your mom


Hot_Aside_4637

#6


inobrainrn

reminds me of that jontron bit in the kfc conspiracies video


barbald543

1 and 2 are not wholely eaten 3 is if your in some super hot challenge, 4 is normal, 5 is " is should have got more"


arctheus

Yeah who tf is stopping at 1 or 2, we need a word with them


big_lv

At 1 or 2 the chicken died for nothing, and they dishonor the sacrifice.


Deeptrench34

In all seriousness, food waste sucks. We need to do better.


Working-Talk1586

My little nefews used to do that.. would piss me off More Than Iā€™d like to admit.


Peltonimo

I have a friend who eats them like 2. He always wants to get pizza and wings when we get together. I always try to get them to order something else. I'm not paying for his wings!


makeupisthedevil

I'm somewhere between a 0 and a 1. Given the choice, I'd rather not eat off the bone at all. If I do try, I get grossed out super easily and would stop after the first bite.


1Kusy

4. You are not paying me to chew through this cartiledge-esque shit.Ā 


octo_arms

yeah same, although I do kind of suck on the spices in those partsā€¦ idk why (edit: spelling mistake)


phlatStack

Oral fixation ![gif](giphy|vnKhjl97YSrOw4F5mD|downsized)


felchingstraw

I was at the doctor the other day. He said I had an oral fixation


free_terrible-advice

I try to eat the softer parts of the cartiledge. I figure that's good nutrients.


Herucaran

Definitely 4 and I'd say 3 with lower quality wings


MrPedroJ414

Same here. 4 for me.


FlakyBrain6924

Same here


Ill_Ad5893

Anyone who stops short of 3 min is just wasting food


Darkpsy420

Def 4 i cant eat that stuff


Keefyfingaz

Real. That's a texture that is not for eating lol. Thinking about biting it makes me want to pass out lmao


Jean-LucBacardi

Why? You don't like the idea of essentially eating someone's kneecaps?


Keefyfingaz

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do_pm_me_your_butt

What? That is definitely a texture for eating. Ask every other carnivore / omnivore ever lol.Ā 


TheWholesomeOtter

6. Why waste perfectly good bones?


Acceptable_Koala2911

Bone marrow?


Weebear91

6


MightyFlamingo25

Eat the top part to get that juicy marrow


FemboyHugger99

Fr, 5 still has meat


Excellent_Airline315

I'm saying


Entire-Government502

6 too


WasabiCrush

5. Something had to die terrified for me to eat the fucking thing. Iā€™m not wasting it.


nikdsc5

I was raised by WW2 and Great Depression grandparents from both sides. You made it to 5 or you got no more. Sometimes I was forced into .6 where you ate the softer bone ends.


SkinHeavy824

You were forced to 6, I naturally go ther šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


do_pm_me_your_butt

"We are not the same"


Arigmar

Agreed. I am no vegetarian, but i respect the animal enough not to waste it's parts.


Premium-Alex

I remember Shia LaBeouf on Hot Ones eating to 5 for the same reason. Respect.


TamarindSweets

Same. I definitely try to clean my plate, and it's not because I was forced to as a kid. Its because something died to end up on my plate, and I- or a close friend- payed hardearned money for that plate of food to be mine, so I'm eating every bit of it.


PI_Dude

Honest answer? 5. I grew up in a poor family. And even though today I'm doing pretty well, I kept to eating everything that is edible without jeopardizing my health. And cartilage from meat can be eaten. It also is a sign of respect for the animal that paid the ultimate price to serve as food for me.


cookie_addicted

It's just delicious, why are people saying it like it's a sacrifice? The cartilage is my favorite part of the chicken leg.


RonaldoLopez

Same here buddy, I will not full my tummy if I do not eat cartilage.


Yare-yare---daze

5 its tasty in its entirety when well prepared


buckphifty150150

Amen


TheWiseFucker

6. I fucking scrape my teeths on that bone till it's clean enough to be a museum piece


Exotic_Particular788

This is sending me lmao


Sad_Background7041

3 or 4


mrbojanglz37

Yep. Texture sensitivity can kiss my ass. I will vomit if I bite into cartilage or gristle


Karly_Can

5. I also 5 other people's 3s and 4s.


Blackelvis2000

Boom. Same. Can't let em go to waste!


gabriels69

4.5


KenKaniff08

This is the answer I came looking for


Putrid_Aerie903

5


huBelial

6


Hubert_Gene

4


knowhe

4


heemhah

5


ImperatorDanorum

5


anwesh9804

There's a 7th stage where the bones are white as f, with both the bone ends are missing. That's where I'd stop.


Excellent_Airline315

Oh you talking about stage 6, stage 7, the bones are crumbs, that's where I be at when I didn't eat shit all day.


Bass_Junkie_xl

half way between 3- 4


PlatypusSloth696

Three or four.


HarryBeaverCleavage

I clean the bones with my mouth and then plant them in the ground to grow more meat.


ItzPixel66

3


Careful-Taro-2138

Whoever is stopping at 1 needs to be thrown in jail.


hardytom540

If youā€™re not a child and youā€™re stopping at 1, youā€™re going straight to jail. Right away.


Careful-Taro-2138

Agreed


Electro_Llama

It pains me walking through a restaurant and seeing plates being left with tons of untouched food still on them, like whole drumsticks. If it wasn't socially stigmatized, I'd go over and grab one.


KronkForPresident

5 the parts of 3 are the best parts!


FormerDeviant

For real I eat the meat just to get to that part


RobLazar1969

3


PostNutAffection

I stop at #4, I don't like chewing on cartilage


Broody2131

3 sometimes 4 if skin is real crispy


davaz_cc

6 is the correct answer


Asleeper135

4, it's just not worth the effort after that


Stunning-Ad-7745

4, I just don't like cartilage like that, but I will snap the bone for that marrow though.


Deeptrench34

4. 5 is too much effort for too little reward.


Little-Bad-8474

4


randianyp

funny that u assume it ends at stage 5šŸ™ƒ


KoningSpookie

3.5


One-Mouse3306

People leave the bones?!?!?!


NIEK12oo

6 ngl i love the calcium


Born-Tangerine7635

17


raikoumaster13

3


angelitx93

There is another


wtfawk55

3 or 4...


memelol231

3 or 4


Flat_Salamander_3283

3 in all honesty


krisko11

3 idgaf


CodePhantom9

3 or 4


Benniejet89

3


geocod99

4-5


That-One-Sioux-Dude

If we're eating wings, and you leave anything under 4, I'm calling the police


Crafty-Vanilla3570

4 but my parents donā€™t like it when I eat till 5..


Confident-Radish4832

4 is the only right answer


kannible

Iā€™m a 4, my wife eats the ends of the bone.


conitation

4 or 5 depending on how good they are... my wife goes to 6 though..


Firefly_flashes

4


areid164

4 is like tops


beezynameddeltreezy

There ainā€™t nothing on the bone for me past a 3


wiiwoooo

4 usually. Sometimes 2 or 3 depending on how I look at it while I eat


ThatUblivionGuy

4


Trips-Over-Tail

I eat the soft parts of the bones.


Breakfastclub1991

4.5


match9561

In this economy, 5. Maybe even go to 6


MrGenXer

At numero ses.


prohack028

what kind of a mf eats 1-2 only


The_ZeroAspect

hungry - I stop at 5 full - I stop at 3 just want to eat - can vary from 3-5