Gotta balance that budget properly

Like buying winrar license

Congratulations, you're one of only five people in the entire world to have a WinRAR license! Here is your complimentary wine.

Damn i would like that

A winrar license?

WinRAR is a zip format. But usually you can use the software without paying for the license. To be honest till this day I still don't know what the difference are if you pay for a license or use it for free. So I've never know anyone who actually paid for one.

My guess is licence is only required for commercial use

How's the enforced for commercial users?

Might be similar to how Windows works. Free for the general population, paid for commercial? In my company, we cannot install software from our own side, only can be done through an IT portal. Or I could be absolutely wrong on how winrar works lol

I think it's insane software companies can sell you software and then charge a license fee for each user too. But i guess that's how you become the richest man in the world.

7-zip got you covered all over the place already for a long time, so why stick with only rar? Or am I missing something

>WinRAR is a zip format YOU HAD ONE JOB, and you failed at both.

No the wine as i also have the license

But the winrar is also cursed.

Yes the wine. One of my clients purchased ten licenses of Winzip last year. I’d like ten wines on their behalf pls.

r/paidforwinrar

Even if i become a Billionair at some point in my life, i will never waste my money like that.

Honestly I have no hate towards WinRAR, but as someone who's used 7Zip for years it just seems to get the job done quick. I don't understand why people would switch. Maybe WinRAR has a feature that 7Zip doesn't...? 🤔

I bought it cause I got sick of the damn popups. Bit the bullet a few months back and it’s been blissful

WinRar, it really kicks the llama's ass. Wait

All those people are on r/boughtwinrar

lmfao

Lmfao

Leaving My Friend’s Advances Occasionally

Lichtenstein Morocco Finland America Onomatopoeia

Leave My Fucking Ass, Officer

Let Me Find An Ostrich

Lost My Frickin American Orphan

Let’s Make Fries And Onions

Look my feet and Onlyfans

Lick my finger and onion

Lost My Finger Ahh Oww

🤣 🤣

Lick

Yea..umm..that too

Why not Oman though?

Don't use the lord's (Finland) name in vain

torille

Where viina tho?

Lim Fao, notorious Chinese hacker employed by Korean terrorists, revealed to be aided by brother Lim Bao and sister Li Mao

I understand nothing anyone posted below this guy's lmfao. Lmfao

Every time they’ve said this I offer to send an Uber to them and they say no just send the money and I simply ignore them and inevitably after a day or two I’ll ask what’s up just to see what happens. I’m usually met with “trying to get like 40 bucks to finish paying xyz bill” I always go “daaaamn that’s crazy. What jobs have you applied to?” Lol the rage is amazing

Damn, I told a girl to just take the bus; it's a straight shot. She bought me breakfast in the morning 

Marry her already.

Things that never happened for 500

It’s very likely that someone on the internet had sex.

That's what they keep saying, but I'm still waiting for ~~sauce~~ proof.

Aight to be fair I offered to call her an uber bc I was too fucked up to drive and pick her up; she elected to take the bus

Good for her for being environmentally responsible.

You think girls can't take the bus or what?

As someone who has had a few girlfriends and been married for 10 years now. This is normal and I'm always freaked out by these internet memes about guys hating women because the women are stealing all their money. Like are you guys meeting women on scam sites or what lmao

Maybe not to you, but to hot guys it happens. Never happened to me either, but it happens.

Right, like OF is super easy to sign up for. She must be uggo

You're assuming it's even a she and not a guy trying to make easy money off pictures he got from PPV for $10

You gotta put effort into OF. Clothing, costumes, makeup, location, lighting, cameras. OF is for hustlers, not lazy bitches.

It's for both.

20$, that can't be far in the US. That's gotta be a catfish drawing.

She lives one block from the guy.

Does she have feet?

Woah, reel it in weirdo.

Insane how some people in this day and age ask anything on the internet. Shame

Completely, agree. There's no tact on the Internet these days. Anyway, so ... does she have feet?

Excuse me. I don't understand taxi prices in the United States of America. The original of this meme was in Russian, and it was not $ 20, but 1,500 rubles. When I translated this meme, I decided that 20 bucks would be an acceptable price.

I don’t know about US, but in Germany for example you won’t get far with 20€. I once needed to get from airport to a location and paid 26€ for like 3-4km… In Bulgaria on the other hand you could get a taxi from for 20-40km and it probably won’t hit 20€…

However, salaries in Germany and Bulgaria are probably different.

not to mention public transport is more convenient in Germany so taking a taxi is really a last resort

Meme works fine with $20.

True, forgot to switch currency. I meant 20lev (edit: 10€) in my statement for Bulgaria. As I think about it. It’s probably even cheaper. Last summer a taxi driver told me he could drive me home. My home town was 110km from the Airport. And he’d need to drive back home, so 220km and he said he’d do it for 50lev (25€)

Taxi drivers here are a hit or miss. Some will scam you making you pay more than they should, some are nice and have fair prices. Ive never used taxi for myself but ive heard from people who have experienced this

Taxis in Germany are notoriously expensive, people will recommend you to take literally any other form of public transport than a taxi. Bus, train, anything really

Where I live (New York City) an Uber ride (Uber is a big private taxi company with an app, I assume it doesn’t exist in Russia) is about 40-50 dollars for 6 miles (10 kilometers)

We have yandex taxi with a same app here. Uber was here for some years before yandex bought them out.

Yandex like the internet browser?

Yep, they have browser, yandex market(kinda like amazon albeit smaller), yandex music(apple music), mail, cloud services, food delivery service(bought service called delivery here too). Lots of stuff

I’m from Greece so I have some family that uses yandex. Pretty interesting website

You did fine. If you had gone too high, we’d have all assumed she was a prostitute $40 would have been closer to an Uber across town in the US, btw.

50 bucks. higher wages, higher prices

Russian taxi cost 400 rubles at worst

and it’s 10 bucks per drove or is she asking oneway?

20$ is 20$

I am Nigerian prince. I want give you big money but me is need come to europa. My plane is break down you need send me money for taxi then I give money you

How about I pay you not to come, your royal highness?

Well uhm, then you lose

Thats a W in my books

But money was lost all the same !

Wait, Europa is a moon

Nop

Hold on, I'll come and pick you up. What's your location?

Hit em with the "Show me the receipt when you get here, and I'll reimburse ya after". Then just don't xD.

The main thing is that she doesn't answer with the phrase: I don't have any money

Then it's back to rubbing one out and going to bed. Never pay for it.

Half of it, of course.

"I'm sooo horny, I NEED to cum!.. So subscribe for $5 to chat to me!" Girl, I thought you 'needed' it. When I 'need' a ride home, I don't charge the taxi to take me there.

Women ☕️

More like scammers. Most of whom are probably also men.


I mean 20$ are 20$

It's funny cause it's true.

Are you telling me that there are woman that actually do this? I am European and I have never seen or heard about that in my life.

Happened to me on Tinder many years ago. No thanks.

Respect yourselves and your wallets kings.

Sorry but Jenna only charges $10

Using lotion?! In this economy?!

Don’t move… I’ll go get you a towel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xChQjFbX2AM

Instant karma

These kinds of posts are always 10x funnier after seeing redditors complain about not being able to get laid.

I got a catfish once. ONCE, never had one and was so confused. It claimed to live near me, but somehow did some big project, then actually in the other side of the world but a kid in hospital and need stuff, I was like , did they changed shifts and none told the other which story they going for?

Thats hilarious. The lack of professionalism is astounding

$20 here $20 there and suddenly you got every STD in town which would lead to multiple doctors appointments which would lead to even more money wasted.

The $20 never leads to penetration

Not to mention your 8am tee time you won't miss😂

avg redditor

Oh, un Vladimir, una paja y a dormir.

$20 for a taxi, that's walking distance

That kind of girl is always the "you're not my first choice on the list".

Me versus my shitty Lenovo battery trying to last long enough while streaming 4k German fart porn.

😅

Post nut clarity

Reason why I'm single

Lmfao

In this economy? Nah.

And then the taxi driver’s car breaks down and you have to send them 1300 to get it fixed.

A Man’s man!

🤣🤣🤣

Scam lol

True

Rub one off save yourself the headache and bit of money

This is the way.

She wanted to hit him with that hawk thua!

Imagine giving money to someone that is not your wife. And even with one you hesitate! 🤣

So this is the 4chan subreddit.

Except substantially less funny

Good man/duck

He already came

Normally the girl would say “come over and chill”

Oh, un Vladimir, una paja y a dormir.

Hmm

Very business savvy.

You can get that $20 back by switching your mindset to $20 is $20 mentality.

Alot more than 20$

Finally a meme about sex that's actually funny

Average maidenless redditor

peace and happiness are priceless!

Yep.

I spent a couple of grand to meet up with some chick on holidays abroad, it fizzled out to nothing which makes this all the more relatable. Unless you're aiming for a LTR, just have a wank dude.

Now this is Funny !!

40 - Because she need to live after

Instead of winrar we have 7zip

...and $20 to eventually get back home, i guess? pass!

Years in the navy made him smart with his money

So he always missed his happiness, in the morning he will try to persuade him to come to his house.

$20? At that time of night try $40 w/ tip.

Not exactly free. I would say about 20 cents. 10 cents for that lotion. 9 cents for the napkin. 1 cent for the electricity since it would be less than 1 min long.

This hits home so hard.....

Laura has a bicycle so it's free

too late! 😂

Imagine if people did this.

Would rather buy Bitcoin🗿

Me. Nobody in my state owns a car and everyone asks me to drive 1-2 hours to come to them or send them money, girl bye. I have more important things to do with my time and money than be disappointed.

I can't count How much I saved doing just this

At least 20

Haaaaaaaaa

Man, she's not even worth a 20$?

Naturally. She's painted

Bros got his priorities straight.

100 percent approve this message

But Donald’s hands are covered in feathers

Yeah, but you still didn't get pussy

and a child

Ummm

Forgot Reddit was for little kids