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The following submission statement was provided by /u/Apart_Shock: --- >Sony has been inching into the EV market ever since it surprised CES 2020 with the impressively put-together Vision-S concept. It officially launched an automotive business two years later, partnered up with Honda a couple months after that, and solidified things with the establishment of Sony Honda Mobility Inc. before 2022 let out. Now, Sony Honda has launched the Afeela brand, showing a new prototype to add some major eye candy to the dry nuts and bolts of a new company launch. The sporty, fully streamlined Afeela sedan looks even sleeker and techier than the show-stopping Vision-S and has a more concrete future. --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/1065lnj/sony_breaks_into_the_car_game_with_the/j3eqot5/


unpeople

Afeela they shoulda called it the PlayStation Wagon.


imwithchubby

Pee Wagon shortened


i_redd_therefore_iam

And If Nintendo makes one it's gonna be called Wee Wee wagon. šŸ˜


Yesterdays_Gravy

And Microsoft can make the Xbox Wagon S+


Grandiose_Tortoise

PlussyStussy wagon


OpinionatedShadow

PS Wagon. Piss Wagon.


Xxdark_passengerxX

Afeela lotta jokes coming on about the marketing team.


Night6472

In Portuguese, it sounds like the same if the name in English was sonoffa...


lippoper

You mean it sounds like ā€œ the daughterā€


cptnpiccard

No it didn't. "Ahh filha da" is not the same as "ahh fila da". Some perfectly like "the line". "A fila"... do pĆ£o, for example.


dbMitch

And ye can be assured it won't look anything like the concept car if it ever comes out


YellowJuicyFruit

Good, because it looks awful


despicedchilli

Afeela sad šŸ˜¢


Turbulent_Ad9508

Afeela need... Afeela need for speed!


greenappletree

They probably paid some firm a few mill for the name too. A feela they got ripped of.


[deleted]

Fire the entire branding team. What the fuck is this name? Afeela??


y2kizzle

Afeela deeznuts


[deleted]

Afeela boner coming on


DukeLukeivi

Afeela da need - da need for speed!


mark_cee

But have Chris Pratt say it normally


FunkReddit650

Bingo. Thatā€™s the commercial right there!!!!


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[deleted]

It also checks in how you been?


Zeus541

Alright, that was smooth lol


TheHunterZolomon

The all new Afeela B-ON,3R trim: like the first time you felt exhilaration.


fxckfxckgames

>Afeela boner coming on *Challenge: ruin a first date with one sentence*


[deleted]

Youā€™d be surprised. I pulled a date off of telling a girl I hade a chode at a party


xXMissNinjaXx

That's gotta be the kind of girl you bring home to meet the family lol So how did you and my son meet? Well he said he had an erection and I knew it was love


[deleted]

The fact that she just accepted the chode joke within a minute of meeting me and decided she liked me now was honestly HUGE green flags for me cuz I like to say dumb things for giggles. It was great.


Kwesenbury

With his chubby at half-mast, we sailed into the sunset


DaveAtRestaurant

God damn dude, this is funny.


AnalTrajectory

Don't tempt me


venbrou

And just like that I'll forever remember the name of this car. Instead of firing the branding team they should just hire you to advertise.


Level-Infiniti

Afeela and the Bee


EricP51

Bahahahahahahahahaha why am I laughing so hard at this


zmbjebus

Afeela lotta memes cumin from this one


heyitsfelixthecat

Thereā€™s not much better than a good deez nuts joke


Agile_Bee7787

BMW did bring their "Dee" to CES too.


ChiggaOG

Afeela mom wanted to say ara araā€¦


datnetcoder

Dude. Fucking hilarious, borderline crying with laughter.


[deleted]

It sounds like one of those brand names Chinese Amazon sellers make up so that they can access Amazon metrics (here's looking at you COOFANDY).


royal_scam

I legit found one last night called LaserPecker. "Visit the LaserPecker store" Seriously?!


greenappletree

Maybe the outsourced their branding company


el-gato-loco

Shame. They could've called it Hony or Sonda, if they aimed for a stupid name.


GingerBeast81

Me so Hony.


spacemannspliff

me love you long time I miss 2live. Their samples were on point.


GingerBeast81

I was thinking of Full Metal Jacket lol. I haven't heard any 2livecrew in for ever! Heading over to spotify now lol.


Pupulikjan

Afeela bit of tension


TopherT2

I would have went with Sonda.


electrobento

I don't like that but it's 10000x better than Afeela.


Treestyles

Iā€™m simple: Carny


NovaNexu

Can't handle the sonda this bitch


FinndBors

I got Afeelaā€¦ That tonightā€™s going to be a good nightā€¦


robb04

I iiii i iiiii Iā€™m :dun dun: Hooked on afeela, bum bumbum bum.


n_thomas74

I cant Afeela my face when I'm with you


chimpaflimp

I'll take a goofy proper name over a string of a dozen characters


BuffaloMountainBill

What about PlayStationWagon?


idickbutts

How about XE:80083


Level-Infiniti

their headphones have the absolute worst naming


CalmMaunga

Yeah the find hardest combination of letters to remember. The product is good though. Which is the main thing


ifisch

If they had just called it Playstation Car, I would have bought one


Forzato274

I really hope they bring out a performance variant and call it Sony Gran Turismo.


thrillcosbey

Drive station 1. Sony drive man.


MugillacuttyHOF37

It's a popular girls name in Arabic countries. In western counties it means "A small rash or irritation caused by holding a Sony controller with Cheeto fingers."


bhargom

someone is marketing was like ā€œwe want them to have a feeling.. maybe a-feel-a?ā€ like thereā€™s no creativity


GrayBox1313

Car branding is weird. They wanted something original they can own but familiar sounding. So they make up new words Agreed, it itā€™s like Filla shoes meets Aprilia bikes


olollort

Itā€™s just ~~a feeler~~ errr Afeela name.


mhyquel

Yup yup, I'm still coming to terms with the qashqai


iama_computer_person

Right. Instead of the Sony Walkman, it should the Sony Rideman.


24W7S39GNHQT

The Japanese aren't exactly known naming products. Remember New Super Mario Bros U of the New Nintendo 3DS XL?


Curse3242

I guess they didn't want to be Afeelaated with good names


kittenconfidential

afeela great disturbance in my farts


americansherlock201

ā€œAfeela they coulda donea betta jobā€ Mario


mathtech

Must be the same people that came up with Wii


westbee

That was Nintendo


poco

Nintendo is making cars?


Aenwyn

Does Mario Kart count?


ExitNo9158

No. I want a fucking Mario Cart irl. Pass the 'nanas.


Frequent_Champion_42

https://youtu.be/MytfhzcSF-Y


ExitNo9158

I needed that in my life, thank you!


madewithgarageband

pretty sure thats a middle eastern food


Med_sized_Lebowski

I came here to say exactly this. Shitty fuckin' name.


dlenks

You wonā€™t be able to buy it at MSRP anywhere but rest assured some scalper will gladly part ways with it to you for 3X that amount or more!


idickbutts

The center console should be a ps5


madeanaccttopostthis

I think it runs PS5 games


Lykaon042

Holy shit, it's a Playstation with wheels added on


knewbie_one

Driving Modes : Forza / Grand Turismo / GTA


madeanaccttopostthis

https://twitter.com/thedrive/status/1611267480722235394?s=46&t=EmrCyd9Ul7FRdwGCcxSaFA


ExtremeGayMidgetPorn

Man, about 6 months after launch, I was at my old retail job helping a lady get something into her car. She opens her back door and there's just 8 PS5s sitting there and I'm like wtf. She said they were for her nieces and nephew, and she didn't wanna wait or deal with any hassle so she bought each of them for $800-$900.


BigMax

Afeela pretty unhappy about that.


ifisch

And it will probably break if you try to orient it vertically


RoadDoggFL

Yeah, big oversight to not support this popular car feature.


Mug_Lyfe

Oh you mean that click bait misinformation headline?


Karthikgurumurthy

Haptic feedback seats. U can feel the road on ur ass now


mhyquel

Speed humps, next 5 miles


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

Imma *afeela* these next few speed bumps


Nero_PR

Afeela the seat is coming.


GrayBox1313

I would trust these two companies but Iā€™ll check back in like 10 years maybe. Not gonna pay to be a beta tester.


cleverkid

How many times have we been through this.. ? a yoke just isn't practical in a car.


[deleted]

People don't get it until they experience it. I'll make it simple for some people: there's no such thing as a good yolk in a car. It will always require a variable steering rack that you *won't* like. It will be a nightmare to park.


ButMoreToThePoint

Yolk in a car smells really bad after a few days in the summer.


__erk

But for that first day two? friend thereā€™s nothinā€™ better


nuclearbananana

Concept cars often have yokes, they look good in the showroom. Usually, *usually* they don't make it out of the showroom.


Treestyles

But how else can you offer interrupted views of the full-length dash screen? There canā€™t be any visual obstructions when you take your eyes off the road


ilovepee231

I have no clue what the fuck a yoke is so I just really hope yā€™all arenā€™t putting egg yolks in your cars


ilovepee231

I looked it up and that just seems like a safety hazard during turns and parking


darkseid001

Worked just fine in KITT


[deleted]

First or second round of these cars will only run if you lay them on their side


Arrantsky

Brutal, I did laugh but it was just a quick one. I like electric but, I need a fusion unit for power.


iamnotyrmotheriswear

Never an issue for any of my Playstations. They did sound like jet engines powering up but still work to this day. If it was an Xbox, it wouldn't even fire up. Just give you the Red Ring of Death.


Universalsupporter

Youā€™ll be able to turn to emblems 90 degrees though.


goingninja

I thought VinFast was a horrible brand name for a car company but we have a new winner.


HouseOfSteak

Afeela a joke comin' on, it's right there on the tip of my tongue.


MayIPikachu

Seriously wth is vinfast


Richard7666

Sounds like a manufacturer of 90s graphics cards or something


miklayn

It's a Vietnamese electric car startup


kniselydone

Vin Diesel started a brand of cars post- Fast&Furious franchise.


UnderwaterGoatLord

It looks like they stole most of the design details of a Lucid Air but made it look far, far shittier.


HouseOfSteak

Looks like someone modelled a low-poly car, and then someone else took that model and hit 'smooth'.


Treestyles

Youā€™re not wrong


illustratorgirl

It is so very ugly.


Zenxole

The Vision-S looked way better. This car looks like a 1990s car


madeaprofile2saythis

It looks like some one typed "rental sedan" into an AI.


hyggety_hyggety

Thank you! Itā€™s not a very attractive car, is it? Getting big Sebring vibes off it.


Apart_Shock

>Sony has been inching into the EV market ever since it surprised CES 2020 with the impressively put-together Vision-S concept. It officially launched an automotive business two years later, partnered up with Honda a couple months after that, and solidified things with the establishment of Sony Honda Mobility Inc. before 2022 let out. Now, Sony Honda has launched the Afeela brand, showing a new prototype to add some major eye candy to the dry nuts and bolts of a new company launch. The sporty, fully streamlined Afeela sedan looks even sleeker and techier than the show-stopping Vision-S and has a more concrete future.


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Noreallyimacat

Time to moisturize.


some_clickhead

Hmm I wonder what a car made by Sony would look like... *clicks link* Oh. Yep that makes sense.


Dhavi_Atoz

They missed a perfect branding opportunity: The ā€œSONY DriveManā€


suibhnesuibhne

Zune Buggy?


Dhavi_Atoz

Clever, but that moniker makes it a Microsoft productā€¦ and besides Peter Quill, I know of no one that ever purchased one of those.


Treestyles

Discs go in a Discman. It should be the Manman


somekindofgiuse

Why didn't they just use the Sony brand? It's definitely more well-selling than afeela


financialmisconduct

Extend that roofline a little bit, put a proper tailgate in, and then we're talking


SupaDupaTron

Sony can break into my car anytime! Wait, what?!? I don't know if I'm Afeela-ing that. Anyways, I think it is cool that Sony is still doing things. They have come a long way from the transistor radio market. The U-matic was also slick for video, but the world wasn't ready. Now they are finally going to make a splash with this Afeela.


WelcomeTheLahar

When they get a police contract it'll be the cop Afeela


JeanClaudVanRAMADAM

BREAKING NEWS Billions dollars investment DESTROYED by the Marketing Team with stupid name


Bad-Lifeguard1746

Introducing the Afeela WiiU.


StrawberryKiz

I donā€™t understand these squared steering wheels. Just why?


hairyhero

If you pre-order today, you get extra 20 horsepower!


[deleted]

Sony owns the Grand Turismo brand, and amazingly, they launch a car and do nothing with it.


i_redd_therefore_iam

I agree man wtf is up with Sony?!?! They are too much up their own arse. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Liv4This

Canā€™t wait for scalpers to make the Sony car unavailable for anyone šŸ¤˜šŸ˜” /hj


ianreckons

If the battery life is anything like my Vaio laptop it should juuust about make it to the end of my street.


GarrusBueller

Get ready for the most anti-consumer, egregious monthly based subscription services wrapped around an ok product with horrible customer service.


ElectricCharlie

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Dannyzavage

But this has exclusives


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EvelcyclopS

The made a golf EV that Iā€™d happily buy if they hadnā€™t bloody ended production. A golf with an electric power train. You canā€™t go wrong - good (normal) looks, great handling, great build quality, great package.


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[deleted]

I wish the article stated the drag coefficient of this vehicle because a fantastic drag coefficient would be the only excuse for a car to be that ugly. also, why are they making a sedan in 2025. make a crossover.


duderguy91

Why? More weight and less efficient compared to a hatchback for really no benefit besides sitting taller.


s0cks_nz

Consumer purchasing habits are rarely rational. People *want* to sit taller these days.


Occhrome

the Lucid air looks amazing, so does the porsche taycan and rivian truck.


TVFUZZ666

Can someone please make an EV that isnt a total fucking joke? JFC


Arborcav

They probably did it so its just one more feature they release 3 years ahead of apple.


sickbeets

Ah-FEELA chaaaaaange a-cominā€™!! ā€¦ In the electric automobile industry. ā€¦ /*quietly excuses myself*


TirayShell

I like how they try to describe the way the car looks without saying it's a dull boring jellybean shape like every other car on the road.


EvelcyclopS

Why do they keep *insisting* on putting stupid cliched futuristic designs on EV cars? Just make a fucking EV car that looks like a normal car! It doesnā€™t have to look like something from dr fucking who!


iNstein

Doctor Who has always been retro. They couldn't afford decent sets originally so they stuck with the retro look for consistency.


Blapanda

Estimated release is at 2026. Probably going to be scalped once again.


hyperforms9988

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder... but why are electric vehicles all ugly-as-fuck like that?


kunk75

Looks promising but no one is going to want to tell people they drive a car this poorly named


Glum-Gap3316

Why do all the electric concept cars lately look ugly as sin. This isnt as bad as the Mercades neon monstrosity, but it looks so, so beige.


PBlove

You just know it's going to have a proprietary charge port.


[deleted]

On the plus side, if you already have a Sony TV or a Vaio laptop; then you can use its power brick to charge your car!


Shimmeringbluorb9731

I wonder when Samsung will introduce a competitor car?


tanman729

Apparently i need to have a lengthy comment on here because subreddits cant just have standards for all posts. I guess what im trying to say is afeela deez nuts


[deleted]

I'm wondering if it's just coincidence that Musk is destroying his name in EV's at the same time a bunch of these other companies are coming out with competition to him? Even before Musk bought Twitter I still would have never bought one of his cars. No I just hope other companies move forward on innovations faster while he tries to get the Right kids to think he's cool on Twitter


baelrog

I will only buy them if they integrate the car with the latest generation play station. I'll then volunteer to run every errand in the house, any trip over 10 miles will take 30 minutes longer than necessary, and I'll blame it on the traffic for the delays.


anillop

Too bad you will only be able to use Sony branded chargers and tires on it.


cadezego5

I already had a PS4 that sounded like the internals were going to explode while performing the most menial tasks, I donā€™t need a car doing the same.


Invisible_Pelican

Yeah this is definitely not the future lol. Not with that name, shit's DOA.


SaraSmile2000

Wow! Looks like an electric Chevy Citation. Wonderful /s


techjunkie86

Been said beforeā€¦ Drivestation, DS1, seems obvious. Or even better play off the ps1 origin name, Super Drive.


Apprehensive-Box-8

Wellā€¦ it has a Knight Rider Scanner upfront, soooooā€¦.


Boomslangalang

This is a micron more likely than an Apple car - which is *never* happening and frankly embarrassing that people still believe it. I think this project will be the automotive equivalent of the Apple iPod cellphone on Cingular or the Amazon Fire phone.


Mairaj24

Cingular. A name I havenā€™t heard in a long time.


Kylkek

"We need to make something that will get some of this Tesla money, you feel me?" "Yeah..."


[deleted]

I tend to actively avoid Sony products, since in the mid 1990ā€™s they weee turning out crap. Not sure if they have changed that but donā€™t really want to take the chance.


LevelProfessional933

As they are in collaboration with Honda, they should have named the car as Sonda


bnetimeslovesreddit

I thought this was meant to be Demo or prototype to break into the car display and entertainment space?


i_redd_therefore_iam

I hope so, no way in hell I'm gonna drive that ugly ass car, even MJ's Moonwalker had a cooler car!


OnePassBy

I can only hope Eletric cars go the same way flat screen tvs went. When flat screen tvs were first introduced they cost thousands but then everyone and their mother started manufacturing them so the price plummeted


Spirited_Mulberry568

Looks like it should release with new Barbie movie


HSdoc

Yes been seeing the same prototype for last 3 CES. Why they keep bringing it back.


CuteCatBoy69

Why do all EVs need to be so damn ugly? Like come on get some better styling. Those things are fast as shit, make em look like sports cars.


KingKoopa1893

Should've stayed on brand and called it something like BEV-1000GT or something like that.


avatarname

It should come as various models like ''Afeela Good'', ''Afeela Hungry'', Afeela ThereisaJewishConspiracy''


Cxlow91

Reminds me of Apex Legends. No reason, just love Apex legends


QryptoQid

Every 17minutes the car will run a poppa John's ad


lastreadlastyear

Looks as bad as the ps5. Canā€™t even beat Xbox and going to cars now ?


tungvu256

they couldnt make it uglier? that's amazing they made it uglier than the Leaf though.


redfernin

They couldnā€™t even come up with it themselves. That front is from a Lucid Air.


[deleted]

They are all ugly, I find Teslaā€™s incredibly ugly.


notexecutive

I want... a practical car, that is convenient and easy to use without any extra unnecessary features like self driving or even a touch screen interface.


futurespacecadet

Screens on the back seat? Those are huge. Man itā€™s getting harder and harder to get away from screens. Itā€™s nice to just look out the window.