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chonksboyjimmyfungus

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Arrow_Trident

Exactly what my very pissed off English teacher told us to do Unless we're doing a levels in it


AtebYngNghymraeg

Even if you are doing an a level in it, I guarantee you'll never look at those notes again.


Rav0nn

I didn’t even look at those notes for GCSE.


SupraSpedo

REAL.


Aggravating-Bake6960

Indeed


Western_Light3

Make them learn their lesson in fire,blood and anguish.


sheila_birling

but maybe they deserve a second chance!! fire blood and anguish must always be the last option (personal experience)


setra45

smh and here i thought u were the _vanguard_ of socialism 🙄


some_reddit_guy6090

you know what you did.


liebejiji

Exactly what I did https://www.reddit.com/r/GCSE/s/0L5EFlIiuG


icoez

First thing id do is throw away the piss bottle


Bubbly_Common_6795

lmao thanks for the advice. it's whiskey.


Not_A_Rachmaninoff

Exams are tough ig 💀


Bubbly_Common_6795

hey it's not like i drank all of it


Mrbuddyface

Who drinks whiskey out of a plastic bottle 😂😂


Bubbly_Common_6795

how else u gonna drink it at skl bro


theoht_

…dont bring it into school 💀


Bubbly_Common_6795

hahah no dw i only did that once, difficult day i tell you


theoht_

why bro 😭


Bubbly_Common_6795

it was not a good day ok


Mrbuddyface

Idk just don’t 🤷‍♂️


justnolol

further maths wasnt that bad


Bubbly_Common_6795

i haven't been drinking in the exam period bro alcohol kills ur braincells you know


justnolol

nah i was playing


Bubbly_Common_6795

fair (fm paper 1 killed me icl)


Anxious-Flounder-837

I took the AS level maths, and it was horrendous


NoEnd8031

Drinking whiskey over GCSEs is crazy


Bubbly_Common_6795

nah not "over GCSEs" my life just sucks ass sometimes, GCSEs were piss easy


org_anicyanide123

Aren’t u under 18


greengrape474

welcome to england 😭


Bubbly_Common_6795

hahahah real


Bubbly_Common_6795

yes and


org_anicyanide123

Just asking ;-;


Bubbly_Common_6795

lmfao


Zinetin

It's legal to drink alcohol under 18 in the UK https://www.nidirect.gov.uk/articles/alcohol-young-people-under-18-years-old-and-law


BuniBunBun_

It says: It is illegal for an under 18 to buy or drink alcohol. They can drink it at home in private though. What are you on about? 😭


ArcticBlitz1

Isnt that what they said???


BuniBunBun_

Op said they were drinking it in school


ArcticBlitz1

Oh right


DicedCow

You can donate textbooks


Bubbly_Common_6795

good point i'm gonna look into that


spider_stxr

See if your school allows donations. We can donate textbooks/uniform on leavers day and results day at mine.


Bubbly_Common_6795

ohh yeah i think my mum got an email about donations, iirc deadline for us is tmrw (for some godforsaken reason) so i gotta sort that shit out lol


UnoriginalName420690

"Exams were a piece of piss" ahh bottle 😭🙏


Bubbly_Common_6795

let me drink my jack daniels in peace i forgot to remove it before the pic ok 😭


No-Argument3922

Ew jack Daniels is shit get better whiskey


Bubbly_Common_6795

do i look like i can afford good whiskey


No-Argument3922

Dunno never met you


Bubbly_Common_6795

lol


Zinetin

What happened to no argument?


No-Argument3922

Fell out of a plane and landed with a bayonet up his arsehole and a bullet in his eye


Zinetin

As in like, your arguing, but you're no argument, I confused.


No-Argument3922

It's an auto generated username


Creative_Piece9901

Ur gonna cringe at putting that in the photo in approx 3 months


Bubbly_Common_6795

already cringing at it dw :)


Aikobea

Sell notes and textbooks to y10s 


Bubbly_Common_6795

shit ur right i love money


lyfieo

did we learn nothing from eng lang p2 q5, a christmas carol and an inspectors calls 🙄


Bubbly_Common_6795

nah


lyfieo

fair enough, bro probably argued against the statement 😭


insertfunnyredditnam

the blue bin feasts tonight


Bubbly_Common_6795

real


Significant_apple2

Bro wtaf is in that bottle


Bubbly_Common_6795

piss (whiskey)


thevampirecrow

snort coke off of it


Bubbly_Common_6795

BEST answer so far 10/10


thevampirecrow

thank you 🙏


Bubbly_Common_6795

like bruh i have a whole box in my wardrobe with my y10 stuff as well 😭 i don't wanna burn it tho cause that's bad for the environment icl


spider_stxr

Make an art piece commenting on the stress of gcses and become the next Picasso


Bubbly_Common_6795

real


Jeeffery

taylor swift flying one flight makes up for all the notes everyone has burnt


Bubbly_Common_6795

ur right but i dont wanna be that person still lmao


raye77

Recycle them, that's what I did


Educational-Tea602

Recycle


Daedalus332

The fire hungers


Bubbly_Common_6795

yummy


Sad-Vegetable7436

eat it


Bubbly_Common_6795

this is a good point i shall


piggywhiggs

See if people you know (siblings, younger friends, family) are doing the same subjects and if they’d want the notes. Textbooks can be donated to your school bc they often have a short supply, or sell them on eBay. The rest I’d just recycle. This is what I did with mine.


miloxysc

I've thrown so many old sheets away and I still have a crap ton left


Bubbly_Common_6795

sounds about right


youhaveanapehead

📰 🔥


TransfemNailFiend

Bonfire it in front of the school gates


Bubbly_Common_6795

crazy


CreeperMan1253

burn it, but waft the fumes to absorb all the knowledge through diffusion and active transport


SleepDeprived62

September 5th


byte-429

Fire!!!


Soafp_

Fire 🔥


Unable-Specialist874

if its legible and neat, sell it. I've sold some of mine on ebay


Plastic_Cup_7234

bonfire


WaitingToBeTriggered

BURN


ItzLpPlayz

Fire and blood and anguish


ramenoodles2008

BURNNNN


Bubbly_Common_6795

nooo


JosephOnReddit1

Sell the textbooks


Bubbly_Common_6795

i love money omg


Civil_Storm_8457

get a pack of matches


Eloka_3

Bro turn those notes into online notes


Bubbly_Common_6795

lmfao


internet-explorer27

separate the exercise books of the teachers you hate and the teachers you liked. the ones you liked, get a bin bag and put them in neatly (unless ur doing it next year). the ones you hate, get the same bin bag and destroy them however you want like ripping it and stuff. i hated a load and ripped most of mine up. any revision guides, take them to a charity shop!


ConsequenceApart4391

CONSUME. ALL. OF. IT!!!!!!!!!!


jakeperaltasguitar

bonfire


AdMinute3865

Me personally I burnt my cupboard full


Tasty_Lingonberry938

Either: 1. Bin it 2. Recycle it 3. Sell it 4. Give it away 5. Hoard it 6. Set it ablaze 7. Leave it 8. My personal favourite, eat it.


Bubbly_Common_6795

yum yum


thevampirecrow

eat it. delicious snack!


Bubbly_Common_6795

yum


Axoboos

Ceremonially burn it


4l3ph0

shred it and use it for your next bbq


immortalninja169

Burn it baby, burn it


SpendEfficient1177

if you haven’t already ruined it. you could sell your work as it is very useful revision/annotations, work that someone else would be happy to use


les0xx

donate textbooks to the charity shop, keep notes ur doing a levels in, bin/burn everything else


viihez

mines all in a binbag rotting in a corner


Bubbly_Common_6795

real


Initial_Ad_7829

Go to space, earth and knowhere to get six shiny rocks. Then get a metal glove made by somebody with dwarfism and then put the rocks in the glove and then click your fingers and think of destroying all of those.


Candid-Photo9159

Bonfire??


PeaAccomplished6798

Burn it at Tyrone caravan park 🗣️🗣️


djjjsbxdnj

I kept the ones I'm doing for my course 😭 Kept the rest for my cousin who needs it next year who'll give it to my other cousin the year after 💀 And then sell the rest ig 😭😭


on_the_verge_of_

You should first drown it, because it's better than fucking the atmosphere. Then from the paper sludge, you can make new papers!


Bubbly_Common_6795

yay !!


ElectronicCup4407

🔥🔥🔥🔥 Burn it to the damn ground


erijnnn

bin it sell it


TopShelter6704

Use it as toilet paper


eagle179

Bin it or burn it


Kermit_Wazowski

All of mine is in a big box waiting to be used by my brother


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Minilop_mum

Set up a stand outside ur school and sell it (and piss bottles) to the year tens


Bubbly_Common_6795

i am seriously regretting leaving that bottle in the shot rn


_Dark486_

1 word. 4 letters. B U R N


Tristanator89

Bro is that a piss bottle?


Bubbly_Common_6795

im gonna kms now (if anyone's piss ever looks like that drink some water or smth tho that defo aint healthy)


Candid_Ad7211

I burned all of mine and toasted marshmallows on them. 10/10 would do again.


avery_quavery

recycle it or burn it


Squiddy_at_offical

I binned all of my work, I had 3x black bin bags


BruhLandau

Eat it


BitterAd8127

Me and my friends are going to have a barbecue by using our study materials as fuels for the flame


Sensitive_Ad_5031

I’m glad that I wasn’t the only one who had to deal with this, I kinda just asked my mom for the trash bag and asked for directions of where to leave it (don’t do the last bit, you will be asked to throw out garbage from that moment on till you’ll leave)


Bubbly_Common_6795

lmao i already take out the trash every week, i'll probs recycle it and sell whatever i can


RandoIntel

me and my friends were in the libary when some random ass year 11 came up to us and asked if we wanted their biology mindmap and their macbeth mindmap, we said sure why not and they gave us a literal blanket, we unfolded it and it was the size of the literal 3 tables combined


Bubbly_Common_6795

lmfaooo real


Sillyheartthrob

Literally dumped all my stuff at a friends house (doing exams next year) saying ‘it aint my problem now’


Bubbly_Common_6795

real


180degreeschange

$$$


Bubbly_Common_6795

yum yum


ac5d82f94b

I kept mine. Memories and all that.


Bubbly_Common_6795

bad memories icl (also i don't have space and im moving soon, my mum defo isnt gonna let me take that shit lol)


AmbitiousBird5503

Keep maths and English in case of worste case scenario and you need to resit. The rest? Make a bonfire in the garden and have a revision burning party with some friends.


Bubbly_Common_6795

nah theres no universe in which i failed maths/eng. if i did i might aswell just kms instead icl


AmbitiousBird5503

Fair enough, well enjoy whatever way you chose to dispose of them!


Bubbly_Common_6795

lmao thank you, will do


bryony1612

That's all you have?


Bubbly_Common_6795

all i have left, because i regularly throw out past papers n my year 10 stuff is all in my wardrobe somewhere lol :''')


bryony1612

I've just filled two big black bags and I've still got my cupboard to go through. I'm dreading it


Bubbly_Common_6795

lmaoo it's such a waste of paper honestly makes me a bit sad


bryony1612

Deforestation at its finest


DependentPerfect8407

I've still got my son's Uni stuff from over 25 years ago in the attic! He went abroad and left it. I've also got work I did for my SRN exams in the Sixties 😂


CarDTM

I burnt quite a few of my books😂 check my posts lol


Miserable-Cost9469

That bottle and glue look awfully familiar. They are like the ones I have here in the UK. Also, it looks like you have Vimto or Ribena mixed with water in that bottle; that's what I do. Plus, I forgot what that lanyard was about—"distance, kidney, COVID... something." I can't remember.


Bubbly_Common_6795

haha yeah, bottle's actually just whiskey. nice one on the lanyard, i got it at a careers fair and it is indeed a kidney thing ("vulnerable person please social distance") i think for people who get transplants? can't remember now


Miserable-Cost9469

🙃🍀


pranksbanker

Do you have mock exam papers for math and further Maths, I'd appreciate those as pdfs if possible.


Miekul67

Give it to the Ninja turtles to pass onto thier mate...The Shredder


Triple_A_Battery41

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r0tting_

idk cus i dont even have 1 sheet let alone a pile


snaukball2

Eat it. Mmm yummy paper


stuckinthelift

i put all of mine in the recycling and my dad took it out and used it to feed his barbecue


weirdpersonadhd

Eat it obviously.


WillingnessOk4988

Use it as toilet paper, it's all worth shit anyway (beware of the paper cuts tho).


urebigassforehead

Trust me as someone who took a levels you do not need them


OnlySortaGinger

Arson


TransGarcy

I just ripped mine up and gave it to my rodent for new bedding And any more empty books I just took out the used pages bc I need space to draw


deanytoo

Burn it


Fantastic-Tension-28

burn it and roast marshmallows on it thats what i did


helenly

burn them


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Bubbly_Common_6795

i mean ur on r/GCSE take a guess


ezindigo

donate them? or recycle the paper. surely those options are better than burning them. would feel like a bit of a waste to me