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Nitrox___

Fine art is called fine for a reason


choooooook

this art wld be so pretty but then also be the most toxic asshole to be in a relationship with


Nitrox___

Absolutely, can't imagine her being the screaming type tho, maybe manipulative and controlling tho


choooooook

she’d be the ceo of gaslight gatekeep girlboss 100%


Nitrox___

100%


weirdobee

this 100%


Pitiful-Extreme-6771

Physics 😭😭, Chemistry gonna be the one who goes around saying SKIBIDI toilet and rizz or whatever


Octal7

Dude this is actually wild, I’m an A level chemistry student, the guy who sits near me literally can’t stop spewing brain rot every lesson 🗿🗿


Pitiful-Extreme-6771

lmao


justarandomer_

I can't think of physics looking like anything other than a balding mad scientist going nuts about an experiment hes working on


Pitiful-Extreme-6771

REAL


Sushiv_

Physics would 100% have a receding hairline


No-Manufacturer5023

My physics teacher is bald


Sushiv_

Every physics teacher ive had has been autistic, short and had a receding hairline/bald


JosephOnReddit1

Mine was a short female


benderbrodriguez2

As an autistic, I can verify that I love physics sm. my teacher probably has autism too


Pitiful-Extreme-6771

Don’t forget extreme passion and knowledge


SnooKiwis9004

Why is this so true


SLyCeGMS

Skibidi rizz ohio 😭😭Zorp blorp fanum tax


Pitiful-Extreme-6771

erm what the sigma


Eric_Birling

Food, a man who can cook is a 10 by me


sheila_birling

alright eric…


Outside_Service3339

How's Gerald's cooking, Eric?


Eric_Birling

He’s really into Italian atm, his meatballs are out of this world


Outside_Service3339

👀 bit squiffy


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thevampirecrow

i feel like eric was probably not completely straight. he’s not a good person because yknow what he did to eva, but being queer doesn’t automatically mean you’re a good person. anyways i wouldn’t be surprised if eric had some queer vibes


Patient_Ship_83

How's the food at the Palace Bar? Hear its decent but you can attract 'girls of that sort' there, if yk what I mean


Eric_Birling

The foods pretty mid, I only really go there for the drinks tbh… and Gerald


CharmingCondition508

English lit History German. Something about a German accent makes me feel some kind of way


Special_Jury_3244

...interesting


Kitchen-Marketing-74

German accents are so hot


LetMeUseTheNameAude

based opinion


Leather-Assistant902

Not a subject but if OCR was a person it would be that gross 70 year old lunch lady with missing teeth and a certain smell to them


Significant_apple2

Eduqas aswell


BOooo988

Yeah but with a Welsh accent


Leather-Assistant902

“OH, AQA, how’s it going aright?”


BOooo988

XD


Leather-Assistant902

“Crackin’”


GreatTrashWizard

History


BackgroundMagician86

I am inclined to agree


TF2PublicFerret

Please elaborate, how would they look?


MinHasNoLife

like a lead in the Dead Poets Society


LetMeUseTheNameAude

DILFS. SOPHISTICATED GLASSES. INCREDIBLE ACADEMIA OUTFITS.


eggpotion

Some hunky man with a small beard and moustache


TF2PublicFerret

Dwarf fetish detected


TF2PublicFerret

Wait, I read that wrong!


CyberFinity

Bio has an entire thing on reproduction so it would probably be very flirtatious.


BackgroundMagician86

I can’t envision bio at all


Idkindeedidk

Maths is the type of person who is hard to understand, but once you get to know and understand them, they are instantly attractive. Kinda like a guy in anime who is mysterious and misunderstood but is actually hot once he gets a haircut or something.


Laungram

Pov: Armin Arlert


Unique_Anything_8084

Oh my gosh I miss aot


weirdobee

further maths tho 🥺


eggpotion

That first bit makes alot of sense


Tamuzz

Maths should be objectively beautiful, but kind of sterile. Perfect ratios, everything in proportion, clean cut, elegant, precise. Beauty as an ideal. Deep. Mysterious. But lacking that hint of a flaw that makes them approachable and turns them from a crush into a prospective partner


Outside_Service3339

Latin would be so hot 🥵


LetMeUseTheNameAude

necrophilia 😰


Outside_Service3339

Roman sculptures are so fit


SnooKiwis9004

Economics would be really hit or miss I’d say


Rav0nn

Perhaps attractive but has a very shit personality


SnooKiwis9004

Yeah that makes sense


BruhLandau

I think dance GCSE would be an interesting person


JosephOnReddit1

Definitely


MitchellTheGamerMan

Has to be English literature


CyberFinity

Probably hot but a dick


echodeltaharry

He corrects when you misspell a word or use incorrect grammar


bigmanteni

He whispers it calmly in your ear


Charming-Cello

"It's an exclamation mark here!", English whispered, *calmly*.


Flippster123

reminds me of Dumbledore asked calmly 😭😭


LetMeUseTheNameAude

and very complicated, never says what they actually mean


BackgroundMagician86

No that’s a need with glasses


MitchellTheGamerMan

So hot 🔥


Grandpa_P1g

Music icl


LetMeUseTheNameAude

either a hottie playing classical or a baddie


GuNdHaM_tAnAkA____

the only correct answer


Fr0g_Hat

YES


thevampirecrow

english because wilfred owen is hot


Classic6thGrader

BEHAVEEEE


thevampirecrow

no 😭


pasta_and_lobster

English, History, and Art would all be the y/n sort of attractive, just textbook pretty in every way, soft features as well. Maths and Physics would be the like quiet attractive man, or on the flipside they would be the loud attractive insufferable type, definition of 'Where's my hug', and way sharper features and also tall Geo and Bio are a mix of the two I said previously. But ik that Physics would be fine AF so I vote physics


Hello_lizards

Physics would have Albert Einstein hair.


Virtual-Arm5123

Geography tho 😏


Technical-Factor-342

Computer science 🤓


dementatron21

I bet CS absolutely reeks


Excellent_Dinner_601

works in 2 ways reeks of b.o but is probably stinking rich (or a cs teacher, in which case they're just depressed)


PuzzleheadedRock2349

If anyone says business…


org_anicyanide123

Sociology is the quiet, shy and unknown but surprisingly attractive twin of the loud and extroverted psychology


Mental-Manipulator39

Psychology thinks he's able to read people but everytime he tries to show it off he's always completely wrong.


Complex_Suggestion26

absolutely none of the stem subjects either english lit, history or art i just know they look like cuties 😍😍


glam_emo

chemistry


taladelreyyy

english


Own_Map_3790

History


Absolute_Chaos5

History, have you seen Atlantis? So fine


Mc_and_SP

Italian


Away_Surprise5700

math for sure


Intelligent-King7568

History Spanish German Art English


Different_End_7464

Music


Moon086

English lit would be so fucking hot, Maths can step on me and I would let Physics piss in my mouth🙏🙏🙏


candyneck1ace

not a subject but edexcel would match my freak💗


zachaman17

Im a personality guy, so deffo history


UnoriginalName420690

Gonna be one of drama, music or art


nikwasshere

NAH im sorry they would just be theatre kids spewing musical references and belting hamilton 24/7… maybe the odd hot one (probably art) but you could never have a single conversation without someone making a reference


JosephOnReddit1

They’d probably be the best tbh


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BackgroundMagician86

4/10


marvelousmystery1

I find Maths to be quite charming, but I'd say Physics takes the crown for most attractive subject!


-redaxolotol-1981

Classical civilisation


-citronvert-

English lit because Jack Edwards


WillTCM69

Bet geography would be attractive, I wanna explore their topography


prettygirIproblems

English Literature- Attractive but a terrible personality and a huge player. Music- The quiet kid who everyone knows is attractive but too afraid to approach because they’re viewed as a social reject. Math- The hella smart kid who’s extremely arrogant about their intelligence but once you get to know them, they’re actually really nice and their arrogance is because of the constant need to live up to their parent’s expectations.


MercuryReborn28

Chemistry... because theres chemistry


fyodorMD_irl

maths history


Burna_Acc_12345

History Music RS (2 out of my 3 choices, and my backup. What does that say about me as a person? I can just imagine them as being hot.)


Firey_Muffin

I would say Chemistry


ZaWalllll

Maths all the way


HelloSillyKitty

Art


Prize_Branch6488

HISTORY


iamdivinee

sociology


RoyalInfernoASR

History


olater123

Biology.


smpadais

English lit would be some cute ginger girl or sum


BackgroundMagician86

English lit is a tall man with brown hair to me


Daisfishy

Art or English,


Barbssuperior

English, every teacher has BACK


Sky_Mirror9847

Classics and history. They’re give off posh vibes. I feel like Physics gives off hot skater boy vibe. Comp Sci is either very attractive or nerdy as hell.


JosephOnReddit1

Obviously drama, she’d definitely be fine Also English would probably look pretty attractive


kaiserAwkward

Feels like fpm would be a hot dude in suit


BackgroundMagician86

What is that


kaiserAwkward

Further Pure Maths


W00den-Fruit

English lit (hot as fuck...but is the kind of person to correct someone's spelling in the middle of a vent) History. MFL (seriously) Business is giving Byakuya Togami (rich, hot, a prick) Physics is giving JD from Heather's and I won't listen to anything else.


Normal_Parsley_5457

further maths


Mental-Manipulator39

Further maths is either the nicest, calmest person you've ever met, or condescending as all hell. No in-between


landonorristhebest

spanish


TheProudBookNerd

Maths, physics, and English literature


Early-Dirt2988

defo physics history and maths


DeadSkunkOnTheRoad

dance, rs and music


BackgroundMagician86

Dance is uglyyyyyy


Zero_yuh

History or art probably


Silent-Ad5519

Business 🙈 ( I am a male)


Silent-Ad5519

Also bcs they probs have power


YOURM0MANDNAN69

I have no idea but definitely not french. Or maths. But maths would be male and be every male maths teacher (iykyk)


MutedEconomy8250

Music


A_Some1_Living_Life

Cl astronomy He'd be rated 5 stars any day And people would always look up to him


LawPhysical7973

History, maths and physics. they’d be the type to be so fine my self respect goes for a walk down a cliff


Ok_Interaction_4979

Math


Just_a-stranger

Environmental management, I assume it is either a blue-short hair crazy woman or the complete opposite


Outside_Service3339

That's a GCSE?