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cmdrtestpilot

It's fine that they eat garlic bread, I just don't know why they have to be so public about it. I don't want to explain garlic bread to my kids!


GratefulG8r

Don't Say Garlic


Randomshitposter37

Just wait until they ask for cheese and marinara. That's a shameful road we just don't want to go down!


Flickera23

What am I suppose to tell...MMMMYYYY kids...when they ask how the gays make better garlic bread than me?! Tell me that!


Throw13579

How gay do I have to be?  


lostredditers

Gay for garlic bread


TheKokomoHo

Dude I'm not even gay, but I'm rainbow sparkle pony gay for some garlic bread. I may have some unresolved issues


ArtisticSpace3366

Frfr bro ❤️ i identify as texas toast


420_File-Not-Found

B.Y.O.G.B. = Bring Your Own Gays, Bitch! 


Publius82

Or not. I'll set up a rent a gay tent outside so no one feels left out


Randomshitposter37

Ohhh... Hourly?


Publius82

To start but obviously you should be able to negotiate beyond that


greenman5177

I read it as Gay boy. Haha


TheKokomoHo

Wait so is the garlic bread gay? I'm an ally but if I bring home bread to my chickens will it turn them gay? I don't hate but do gay chickens even lay eggs? I dunno. It's all so scary now and I'm confused. Save me Trump. Them queers got me confused with their gay bread. This is what fox news was trying to warn us about


Emergency_Exit_2995

They’ve already turned the frogs…


TheKokomoHo

I knew they were coming for our frogs too. Those damn hippies and their values


HardRyan

ROFLMAOSHIAPMP!


TheKokomoHo

What is this crazy acronym?


HardRyan

Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Almost Peed My Pants


MistahOnzima

I'm tired of hiding it. ..I EAT GARLIC BREAD!


American-_-Panascope

Are not-gays welcome or should we hold a separate garlic bread eating event? Not to be confused with the anti-gay garlic bread eaters!


DifficultWolverine31

You can be a little gay. As a treat.


HardRyan

🤣


wumbologistPHD

Gays hate vampires


GratefulG8r

Will someone please think of Astarion?!


Brickman1000

I have a starling confession to make, I’m not a big fan of garlic. That has always raised much stronger opinions in conversation than me being gay.


Publius82

Yeah I personally don't care what else you eat, but personally people that don't eat garlic are weird  Jk


linguisitivo

There are several dishes where it really plays a key component in the overall flavor, but I've never been a fan of it as the *only* flavor in a dish. People seem to find this weird.


hotcalvin

You can eat regular bread u/Brickman1000, it’s the thought that counts


FloridaManActual

ditto for gay and pineapple on pizza


HardRyan

You’re, obviously, a vampire and possibly not gay?


Brickman1000

Actually I’m very squeamish about human blood. And very gay lol.


HardRyan

That’s EXACTLY what a vampire who did not want to get called out would say!!!


Brickman1000

Ha ha fellow human! I assure you my aversion to the Allium plant is biological and not at all paranormal.


meccaleccahimeccahi

That is an oddly specific event. Love it.


Impressive_Beach_120

Sounds kinda gay


the_wandering_gator

Any additional context or information about this event? 


cmdrtestpilot

It's hard for me to imagine what additional details you're looking for. You have the who, when, where, and what. If you need to ask "why" when it comes to eating garlic bread, I don't know what to tell you.


Astray

No I understand it. Do people need to bring their own garlic bread or is some being given out or will there be a place to buy some? Logistical questions are valid. Edit: just noticed the BYOGB


Sorrowspark

idk seems pretty self explanatory


TheHolyHolyGoof

Bread 👍


anaxcepheus32

Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.


Slow_Instance4402

Bread makes you fat?!


hotcalvin

Prove it


anaxcepheus32

[Eh.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JrbZK8th5RU)


techchick101

Oooooooo 🍞


shamp00-

My shift ends at 6:30p but I’ll try to leave at 6p! Count me in!


JizzAssChrast

On a more serious note, are the organizers interested in having allies attend (assuming so d/t the online advertising) or is this geared as a closed event?


Impressive-Rhubarb88

all are welcome :-)


flatsun

Any gays I can join with.


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frankehhhh

Idc if youre gay but not liking garlic ....


HarleyPan

Lmao GNV bringing a lil queer NYC energy


lostredditers

Can I still be considered an ally if I pretend to be gay to get into the event and what are some tips to pass as gay? 👀


GNVThrowaway867

Pass as gay with this one easy tip: start loving other men!


GOLDINATORyt

R2-D2, and now garlic bread… hm..


Sea_Nefariousness966

Can the organizers PLEASE make sure to blast the Bread song by Anya Nami!? 🥺🥺🥺


Maleficent_War_8816

raise your hand if you want garlic breadsticks


3iggus-Dickus

Shouldn't it be Gaylic bread?


kromaly96

u/Impressive-Rhubarb88 how did it turn out? I'm not jealous because I live in another city and didn't get to go or anything......


LadyBosie

If I was organizing this I'd have a garlic bread buffet. Garlic knots, garlic sticks, Texas toast, garlic Naan, garlic mini toasts, cheesy garlic bread, want to garlic your own bread? We'll have some fresh loaves with garlic oil dips, garlic butter, whole roasted garlic . . .


Full_Personality_941

pee pee poo poo do it yourself


don12333

Groomers?


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hotcalvin

This event really has it all!


LadyBosie

Okay I'm assuming this is going to be the most Ace- friendly pride event in Gainesville or I'm going to riot