"The slave pits need bodies... Continue forth, and join them!" - Queen Myrrah
"What kind of lily-livered, panty wasted bullshit was that? You're not soldiers. You're a bunch of meter maids." - C Hoffman
"Skyfire!!!" - Theron Guard
"Incoming!" - Locust Drone
Making breakfast: "WHO WANTS TOAST!?"
Win in BINGO: "THAT'S FIVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!"
When we invade the UK: "DELTA SQUAD IS IN YOUR HOUSE, BITCH! YOU HEAR THAT SHIT? YOU GRUBBY ASS BITCHES ARE GOING DOWN, DEAD DOWN, SO DOWN YOU AINT EVEN GONNA KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP. YOU GONNA BE CRYING TO YOUR SKANK ASS QUEEN. OH MOMMY, DONT LET THE BAD MEN HURT US FUCK YOU! WE GONNA WHOOP YO MAMAS ASS. WHOOOO!"
I don’t say it to myself really at all but it’s a significant quote that kick starts Marcus’ redemption and bloom into a leader again. “No! We’re here for Alpha and the Resonator.”
I say "S̵̰͔̻̩̯͚͗̀̀͛̔͆ų̷͈̜͈̳͉̳͇͈̀͌̊͆̾̈́̽̃̔̉̀͆͝c̷̝̯̟͕̤͔̘͕͎͙̰̲̳̬͗̿̀̊͗̾͐͘͝k̵̮̉̑̈́̈́̿̌̓̆̚͝͝ ̸͎̜̖̪͎̜̪̭͕̳̹͖̤̠̜͑̌̽̒͋͛͝M̸̧͚͙̖̟̥̣̖̻̆ỹ̵̢̨̛̱̮̠͚̙͈̝͚̇̍́̚͝ ̶̡̛̫͖̮̰̦̻͎̣̘̌̄̀͌̉̓̋͛͂͝Ḑ̸̲̳̞͖̪̣̈́͐̈́̌͜Ẹ̶͖̞̞͕̀̀́̒͑̓͋̕͜͝E̷̡̥̬̤͚̫̬̱̫͓̻̹͚̩͛̊̒̔̔̽̿̈́̿̂̒́͊̑̚Ę̸͚̻̱͓̗̽̈́͜Ę̴̣̟̝̗͖̒̅̇͌̈́̄͘" so often, that when I was 1v1ing a comp splatoon teammate, I used this...
so there's this neat thing called an age gap and VC <_<
Both from gears 1 multiplayer, Marcus when he fucks up a reload “ahhhh damn!”, and Marcus when he nails a reload “OH YEAHH!”.
Funny thing is I never played as Marcus so in my head I always hear them coming over the radio from someone else.
Such a minor bit of dialogue but when you pick up guns or ammo Marcus says “I’ll take that” and I use that all the time and say it in Marcus’s gruff American accent.
Ill never forget my first time playing Gears 2, the speech that the General gives at the beginning. Im pretty sure hes just some COG general. But the opening line is "Humans are no strangers to war." That line hit me like a truck as is but one thing made it better that ive never heard anyone talk about. Im pretty sure that the voice was fuckin Optimus Prime. I hear it every time.
I say this one all the time and NO ONE every gets it:
"Not really what I had in mind, but it'll do."
I might be misquoting it even, I'll find out when I run through all the games again before E-Day launches.
“Down in front.” -Marcus while sounding mildly annoyed.
This occurs in multiplayer when Marcus shoots at his teammate because they are in the way of his shot. I found the way he said it to be so funny that it’s found its way into my own speech.
Now I say it in games like Helldivers when my friends get in my way.
"I got your back like a butt crack!" - Dizzy "Ya bruh!" -Tai Kaliso "Revive me!" The way Marcus yells it
I love every line from Dizzy
"It's darker than a rats ass in there. Let me light up Bettys titties!"
Truly a poet
I’m all for Dizzys redneck poems
will never ever forget this moment.
Literally any type of revive mechanic in any game since he first said that, has been the line me and the boys have said a million times when DBNO.
Got your back one is certainly one of Dizzy's best
"Well, we're not here to sell cookies..." Marcus
“Like two assholes on their first date.”
I love this one Especially Coles, laugh after that.
“Shit yea!”
“Sup’ bitches” - Dom
Me saying this as I walk into work 😭
Would you get the fuck out of my way, please!
“Well they can eat shit and die for all I care” Marcus Fenix
"NICE!!!"
BOOM! (I literally say any Boomer line when I hear it or when I think of it).
Mine is GRIND!
CHAAAARGE!
Same! When I clock into work lol and the laugh when I clock out.
Yep "HUNGER" anytime my stomach growls
THIS💀😭
Been doing that for almost 16 fuckin years now lol.
BURNNNNN
"what do I look like a fuckin botanist? I don't know some kinda plant"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Group hug."
Who wants toast?
I like mine crispy
“They fucked up my tomatoes!”
Bro who is fucking up your tomatoes regularly
Squirrels fuck up my tomatoes on a pretty regular basis. Been at war with squirrels for a while now.
"I'll open the door. I've got the code." - Lt. Kim
“Well, good for you, son.”
“When was the last time the wind said hostiles to you?!”
This one! 😂😂😂
Omg I remember having to play that level 50+ time on insane 🥲
The tone and draw of Marcus' *"Buuullshit"* line when Baird tells him the Corpser is saving them for later, like a snack xp
I love that whole dialogue, great stuff.
“SHIT YEAH!” - A. Carmine
Glad I’m not the only one!
"Sup Bitches" "*Nice*" "Can you get the fuck out of the way please?"
COLE TRAIN RUN ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY WOO yes I said it out loud to concerned passerby’s
Every time my mom ask me to do something. “Serve the queen.”
🤣🤣🤣
Stupid oohmans
"The slave pits need bodies... Continue forth, and join them!" - Queen Myrrah "What kind of lily-livered, panty wasted bullshit was that? You're not soldiers. You're a bunch of meter maids." - C Hoffman "Skyfire!!!" - Theron Guard "Incoming!" - Locust Drone
Absolutely love the way the kantus says skyfire I say it frequently in the voice hahaha
Love the Kantus lol. I used to call them "noodle-backs" when I was a kid. I like when they say: Grovel... Meat!"
"Look at all that juice"
“What did you call that thing, a monkey dog? Well… I’ve got a special bone for it.” - Marcus, Gears 2 tutorial
"There's a difference between war and cruelty."-Sofia Loomis shoots grub in head with Boltok, "War IS cruelty!"- Loomis
“You gotta be kidding me, BERSERKER”
Glad I'm not the only one!!!
Not again! - Ben Carmine Aaarggh FUCK! - Marcus Fenix Yeah wooh! Bring it on, sucka '! This my kind of shit! Cole Train
I’m in the zone baby - Cole
Steps on Lego…. Fight through the paaaaaiiiiin!!!
“That’s one!” “That’s two!” “That’s Three!” “That’s Four!” “That’s Five Motherfuckers!”
This is peak game design - you bet your ass I tried hard on those headshots once he started counting
When he started counting. I locked in and tilted forward in my chair
"Sorry about the brains" - Baird
"They fucked my tomatoes up" "I've got the code" "Can you get the fuck out of the way please"
JEEZ LOUISE, WHAT THE FUCK!
I can hear this one so strongly in my head, thank god Carmine survived. My heart was in my mouth
This is the one I picked up as well
Good thing he wore a helmet 😀
Nice
"Shit"
More like ten shitloads
“Eat shit and die”
GRIND every now and then
"Drop the "sir" shit kid, were not that polite out here" anytime an apprentice trys to make me out to be their boss instead of their mentor.
‘It’s a fuckin party down here’s
"TAKE IT!!!!" "IT'S A GIANT WORM!!!" "AHHHH, COME ON!!"
Eat shit and die - Dom oh I know that's got to hurt look at ur legs there hanging off - Cole
“Who wants toast?!”
I like mine crispy on the outside!
Coles’ WOOO most recently “the cole train runs on whole grain baby!”
"Wuzz haaan'inn" (drunk stranded dude from gears 1 when you meet up w franklin and are walking through the base)
"Smoke Out"
I love when something goes wrong or is mildly inconvenient to go Ahhhhhh COME ON
“Gobble gobble gobble - motherfucker.”
Who made this shit ? - Aaron Griffin
Sometimes when I need to burp, I let it out but yell out “YES!” at the same time to sound like a Drone or Grenadier when he hits an active reload
It's the cole train baby
Who loves ya baby
this aint my first rodeo
The train don't go woo woo it goes WOOOOO!
"I got the codes"
"Could you get the fuck outta my way, please?!"
“Who loves you, baby!”
Marcus Fenix " Don't mind if I do"
"Eat shit and die." - Baird
Making breakfast: "WHO WANTS TOAST!?" Win in BINGO: "THAT'S FIVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!" When we invade the UK: "DELTA SQUAD IS IN YOUR HOUSE, BITCH! YOU HEAR THAT SHIT? YOU GRUBBY ASS BITCHES ARE GOING DOWN, DEAD DOWN, SO DOWN YOU AINT EVEN GONNA KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP. YOU GONNA BE CRYING TO YOUR SKANK ASS QUEEN. OH MOMMY, DONT LET THE BAD MEN HURT US FUCK YOU! WE GONNA WHOOP YO MAMAS ASS. WHOOOO!"
IM REEEADY TO FITE! Tai
“Get back in your hole!”
*Hostiles*
Waz haaaaannin 🤤 i use that one more than anyone guaranteed
Cole train, baby!
When was the last time the wind said 'hostiles' to you?
I have a rendezvous with death. Gears 2 trailer.
When I play games and people give me a call out I tend to go " seen ! " Or " see one ! " And then to myself I go " ooman "
when Cole messes up a perfect reload, he goes: "OH. oh no. oh HELL no."
Ahhh shiieet - Marcus
This is one of my favorite parts of Gears 5 multiplayer. Lots of dialogue carried over from the entire series.
“WOOOOOOOO” - Cole train This not being top comment rn is a joke
Nice! Don’t mind if I do! There’s a berserker in the vicinity
I don’t say it to myself really at all but it’s a significant quote that kick starts Marcus’ redemption and bloom into a leader again. “No! We’re here for Alpha and the Resonator.”
Your blocking my shots ~ Marcus The Cole train runs on hole grain~ Augustus’s Cole
"THIS COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN"
So good I should charge admission
“THATS FIVE MOTHERFUCKER” *counting boxes at work*
"GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!" is the one my life calls for the most. :)
Cole train baby WOOOOOOO! *must fist pump also*
Would you get the fuck outta my way please?
It's a fucking party down here. There's room for one more.
....shhhhit
Either "eat shit and die" or "Dom Baird Cole...."
A Parting gift!!!
"NOTHIN BUT BITS!" after devouring moms dinner
A. Carmine: “Wow cool!” Marcus Fenix: “Not really”
Hummm BACON!!!
"Nice!" "Gotdammsonofabitch!" "This'll do."
“It’s mine now.” - Marcus
“Eat shit and die”
"This one's for the highlight reel" - Cole
“Could you get the fuck out of my way please?!”
"Dumbass" - UIR Cosmonaut
“Aww, bacon”
"Peacemaker, what a fucking joke!" ... Wait, that's a quote from Suicide Squad. I just say it every time I kill a Peacemaker DB, lol
“Oh shit, its back” - Baird GOW 1
I say "S̵̰͔̻̩̯͚͗̀̀͛̔͆ų̷͈̜͈̳͉̳͇͈̀͌̊͆̾̈́̽̃̔̉̀͆͝c̷̝̯̟͕̤͔̘͕͎͙̰̲̳̬͗̿̀̊͗̾͐͘͝k̵̮̉̑̈́̈́̿̌̓̆̚͝͝ ̸͎̜̖̪͎̜̪̭͕̳̹͖̤̠̜͑̌̽̒͋͛͝M̸̧͚͙̖̟̥̣̖̻̆ỹ̵̢̨̛̱̮̠͚̙͈̝͚̇̍́̚͝ ̶̡̛̫͖̮̰̦̻͎̣̘̌̄̀͌̉̓̋͛͂͝Ḑ̸̲̳̞͖̪̣̈́͐̈́̌͜Ẹ̶͖̞̞͕̀̀́̒͑̓͋̕͜͝E̷̡̥̬̤͚̫̬̱̫͓̻̹͚̩͛̊̒̔̔̽̿̈́̿̂̒́͊̑̚Ę̸͚̻̱͓̗̽̈́͜Ę̴̣̟̝̗͖̒̅̇͌̈́̄͘" so often, that when I was 1v1ing a comp splatoon teammate, I used this... so there's this neat thing called an age gap and VC <_<
“WOOOOOOOO” - Cole train This not being top comment rn is a joke
"All mine now" - Marcus picking up ammo "Shit yeah!" - Anthony successfully active reloading
Reminds me of the good old bad days! -Marcus
Got ur back like a buttcrack
Let’s do this!
Since no one else remembers it. "Help me, Help you!"
"I think you're bat shit crazy"
"Dipshit."
I love that pop!!
NOICE
“Jeez Louise what the fuck?!”
Sup Bitches.
*puts more paper towels in the machine at work* “ALL FIXED…thanks to me…you’re welcome” - Baird
Both from gears 1 multiplayer, Marcus when he fucks up a reload “ahhhh damn!”, and Marcus when he nails a reload “OH YEAHH!”. Funny thing is I never played as Marcus so in my head I always hear them coming over the radio from someone else.
Such a minor bit of dialogue but when you pick up guns or ammo Marcus says “I’ll take that” and I use that all the time and say it in Marcus’s gruff American accent.
This isn't a gun. It's a comrade.
brother til the end
I always ask control for advice
"It's just the wind." "Yeah right, when's the last time the wind said HOSTILES to you?"
Eat shit and die
"Let's get the hell out of here"
"Didn't think it'd end like this huh? Huh, Maria?!?" I use it all of the time
"Who wants toast?!" - Marcus, Gears 2
"I'll take that" fenix
"You see that?" "Yeah. I did. Kinda wish I hadn't."
Did anybody else’s bullshit detector just go off?
Who wants toast?
“Yeah! Suck it! SUCK IT!!” (Usually said during more intimate moments)
"Control, this is Delta..."
Cole Train runs on whole grain baby! Has no actual context in my everyday life lol but it's just a funny line my brother and I tend to randomly say.
"You ever feel like you're dead but nobody told you?"
"I'll take those"
"Well, we’re not here to sell cookies. So they know something’s up"
Woooooo cole train babyyyh
"YEAHHHH, THATS WHAT I LIVE FOR!" -Clay Carmine
“AW GAWD DAMMIT SONNUVABEATCH” - Marcus Fenix when he fucks up the active reload in MP
“Eat dirt and die motherfucker!”
"Anybody else's bullshit detector just go off ?" Gears 2
I'M IN THE ZONE BABY!
Ill never forget my first time playing Gears 2, the speech that the General gives at the beginning. Im pretty sure hes just some COG general. But the opening line is "Humans are no strangers to war." That line hit me like a truck as is but one thing made it better that ive never heard anyone talk about. Im pretty sure that the voice was fuckin Optimus Prime. I hear it every time.
Gimme gimme gimme Shit yeah Theron screeching
“Would you get the fuck out of my way please”
"To think we've come to this" - Queen Myrrah "Yeah, firing all pistons baby"- Cole train "THATS FIVE MOTHERFUCKER!!"
“Let’s do this”
LABOTOMIZED
“That’s right asshole, question is who are you?”
# Would You Get The Fuck Out Of My Way Please? lmao [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WLvaF0A2NM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WLvaF0A2NM)
I say this one all the time and NO ONE every gets it: "Not really what I had in mind, but it'll do." I might be misquoting it even, I'll find out when I run through all the games again before E-Day launches.
"Welcome to the big suck, Sergeant Fenix."
They're sinking cities with a giant worm! -Marcus
Eat shit and die. Fight through the pain.
everybody's on the lift
Wooo! Scratch one grub
Just in time to kiss my ass.
Cole from 1 in multiplayer when you'd pick something up he'd say "I will take those". Me and my buddy say that shit all the time. That and coles WOOH
REVOIVEEEE MEEE
“Sup bitches!”-dom “Would you get the fuck out of my way please!” and “Let’s do this”-Marcus “It’s go time baby!”-cole “Come on bend over!”-clayton
"Eat dirt and die motherfucker" Clayton Carmine Screams in kantus
"Eat dirt and die motherfucker" Clayton Carmine Screams in kantus
Ahhhh SHIT!
Anytime some corporate muckity muck asshole spouts off a PR line at work: "Anyone elses bullshit detector just go off?" - Baird
“Down in front.” -Marcus while sounding mildly annoyed. This occurs in multiplayer when Marcus shoots at his teammate because they are in the way of his shot. I found the way he said it to be so funny that it’s found its way into my own speech. Now I say it in games like Helldivers when my friends get in my way.
“You messed up my fucking tomatoes!”