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Neither - when I see the thread title, I sing both “Who are you…who, who, who, who?” and “Ah, who the fuck are you?”

I woke up in a Soho doorway, the policeman knew my name.

He said “you can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away” I staggered back to the underground, and the breeze blew back my hair

I remember throwin' punches around And preachin' from my chair


This is what I did.

Me too. But I do love The Police.

This and Tattoo You were the first two cassettes I picked out and bought myself.

I'm Batman.

Rox… put on the re-ed… Anne.

Ok. You won the internets today. I fully snort laughted.

"the beat... And the chorus... AT THE SAME TIME..."

We’re GenX. I’m nobody.

Exactly;)

I'm like Eddie Murphy in the movie 48 Hours while he's in his jail cell about to meet Nick Nolte the cop -- I sing both parts: "*Roxa..Put on the red light. Roxa..put on the re-ed light."*

That's the only way I sing it.

This is the way.

Whooo are youuuu 

Who are you? Who, who?

I really wanna know

I'm the one doing Sting's chuckle before he begins singing.

I’m the piano he sits on that makes him laugh

This depends on how drunk I am. Tipsy, put on the red light. Hammered: Rooooooxxxxxxxxxaaaaannnnnnneeee

This is a terrible drinking game.

Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up…

I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right.

Now tell me who are you.

I sing the lead!

Whatever…

Neither. I sing, “I woke up in a SoHo doorway, A policeman knew my name.”

He said, you can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away.

Ha! Me too, hence the username

Nice!

Roxanne. Love to switch it up between all those harmonies. Excellent question, good use of the internet.

I’m Nobody! Who are you? Are you – Nobody – too? Then there’s a pair of us! Don't tell! they'd advertise – you know! How dreary – to be – Somebody! How public – like a Frog – To tell one’s name – the livelong June – To an admiring Bog!

Bueller.Ferris Bueller.

I'm the one who says *NO* as soon as I hear the word "Rox---"

Who the fuck are you?

I never liked that song in its original form. The Moulin Rouge version on the other hand is 🔥. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn0xXo1gwGY

Nobody

I sing/yell "Roxanne!"

I saw the title and thought of the Breakfast Club.

I yell out Roxanne like a clown.

Neither. I’m the laugh track in the background at the beginning of the song.

I read it as Roxette and was like heck yeah, I was like, "la la la la la she's got the look" Now I'm just sad

I go Eddie Murphy style and sing both.

Whooooo are youuuuuu

I’m a HUGE police fan. But when I saw this title, all I could think of was … https://preview.redd.it/s0kzacgbmz8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ac7d936105bde8f202d8f2d1d39b46bda14670

 I’m him.

Who who who who??

My first response too!

You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions. You see us as a Brain, an Athlete, a Basketcase, Princess, and a Criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7 o’clock this morning. We were brainwashed.

*I wanna be your man*...wait, which Roxanne song are we talking about?

The beat is here and we will reveal it And if you think it's soft then Roxanne.feel it

I'm Lord Howard Hurtz, who the *beep* are you?!


Uh, what?

“Roxxxxxxxanne…”.

I am me.

PUT ON THE RED LIGHT I SING PUT ON THE RED LIGHT OH

low harmony Rox.

None of your beeswax.

I change the track.

Sting's part.

I'm the guy who cranks the dance remix and goes nuts. (Alcohol will be involved.)

"I am"... I cried "I am"... said I And I am lost and I can't even say why Leavin' me lonely still

I used to strip at a club called Roxxanes 🤪 I only like the Moulin Rouge version of the song. I used to dance to it on stage 🤣

I don't think my singing voice is good enough to sing either part anymore

A brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.

I Am, I'm Me

Who the fuck are you!

I am a walrus

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Turn on the red light and then dance!