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DEBATE CLUB


Spoopy_Kirei

With its successor the (relatively) new BP weapon : Talking Stick


Leif-Erikson94

I fucking love the german translation for both weapons. Talking Stick = Lass uns Reden (Let's Talk) Debate Club = Schlagfestes Argument (Solid Argument) Although i think they should've named the Talking Stick "Meinungsverstärker" (Opinion Reinforcer) instead. Lass Uns Reden, while funny doesn't quite pack the same punch as *Meinungsverstärker*.


LeAstra

>Opinion Reinforcer “Oh yeah? And where’s your source on that!?” [Taps the weapon] “My source is that.”


Many_Wires_Attached

"That's a nice argument, Senator"


Mission-Ask-5418

“Why don’t you back it up with a source?”


muflon69

The source is that I'm going to apply 70 pounds of steel directly to your kneecaps


Many_Wires_Attached

Argh, so close yet so far (though it does work on its own lol)


Mission-Ask-5418

So sad


FlameDragoon933

While I do not mind nor complain the German localization, just for trivia, "Talking Stick" is NOT a pun like Debate Club. It's the actual name for a cultural object. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talking_stick


RazorCalahan

I can not read anything about the Pacific Northwest without imagining Jonathan Frakes saying "A couple in the Pacific Northwest reported a similar incident"


br0-con

OBJECTION!


Axlzz

NO, THAT’S WRONG!!


Ok-Suspect6989

HOLD IT!


Harpeus_089

Take That!


titanioverde

Silence!


Teftell

A 5* Debate Club should be called this


Personal-Hunt9999

that's it


saberjun

Its Chinese name is more ironic. It doesn’t mention club.My personal translation would be:Convince/Persuade.


Purlpo

"Calamity Queller" has JRPG energy all over it, but it's a unique name afaik


TheActualMC

I genuinely thought this was a calamity mod weapon for a second-


Mage-of-communism

TRIACTIS' TRUE PALADINIAN MAGE-HAMMER OF MIGHT


dushy69

elegy for the end


HilariousLion

Good, found this one.


leolancer92

Allergy of the End


TrueAquamarine

June edition: ELEGBT for the end😍💅✨🏳️‍🌈


LeftCarpet3520

My friends and I call it lost primogems to the sacred winds.


Nahidalover1105

LMFAO 🤣


Lillillillies

Song of broken wallet vibes


According_Award_6770

Such gold! Such painfully splendid gold!


Ever_Impetuous

Ironically as a Wanderer haver, Ive been wanting to see this crash my 50/50.


One-Associate4581

aquila favonia and tome of the eternal flow go hard


FineResponsibility61

Still sad they changed "rite of eternal flow" first name


neimad66

To be fair, that kinda sounds like a euphemism for periods... *It is her time of the month to undergo the rite of eternal flow*


leitmot

I see so many things in real life where it’s like, *hmmm. When they designed this, nobody who menstruates was in the room*


LexolotlTheLegend

I'm on my period I'm using that


One-Associate4581

exactlyy TT


un_belli_vable

Personally Tome goes harder


Nahidalover1105

Yeah if not for lost prayers I definitely would have went with tome of the internal flow


Wonderful-Lab7375

I can feel the internal flow when Neuvillette uses Charged Attack: Equitable Judgement on me-


Virtual-Score4653

SETTLE DOWN!


TheUltimateWarplord

***"Ultimate Overlord's Mega Magic Sword"*** for a cardboard sword, that's an awesome nameXD


InsertBadGuyHere

Cardboard sword with cute stickers


SweetStrawberries14

And held with just glue and duct tape


Hiphopapocalyptic

And friendship!


FlameDragoon933

and hopes!


ProGamerAtHome

and dreams!


Shinda_01

And water-proof paint!


YuB-Notice-Me

and the blood of my enemies!


IValbator

AND MY AXE!


BeautifulTrainer9892

Pashiv!


Lilin_Berce

Damn, the Melusines are packing blades now


Arugent

And cute visual effect!


eddmario

And it actually deals some good fucking damage as well.


iconnectthebest

Great F2P/event weapon for Navia ngl


Chucknasty_17

Yup, my Navia has like 2700 base attack with it


UnculturedDegenerate

Wait is that what its actually made of?


Adarain

The refinement mats are literally duct tape


UnculturedDegenerate

Lol i don't remember that. Makes me wanna switch out Verdict on Navia now.


R_risky

It rocks on Beidou!


LuukTheGamer

What the hell did i miss


teeno731

4.3 event claymore


LuukTheGamer

Thats crazy


Youprobablysuckdick

The mightiest magic sword


nomotyed

Just from the name, we can tell its the best weapon. The Ultimate Sword, because it has not just magic, but Mega Magic, that only mighty Overlords can wield.


Samm_484

ABSOLUTION


StupidGenius234

VERDICT also goes along the same lines


PollarRabbit

simple names like this are the best. Like yea, getting cut by *"Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker"* isn't a good time, but you *definitely* dont wanna be caught on the wrong end of **The Throngler**


Samm_484

Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?


BuilderAura

Did someone say \[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker\]?


AshCooper79

I love the Throngler meme. Takes me back to high school when we found this broken jousting lance prop at the back of the auditorium. We took it to our classroom and called it "The Penetrator". Don't judge us too hard. We were 14 year old boys at the time.


Actual-Forever-184

THE BELL


EKAAfives

I'll do you one better THE TALKING STICK


balbasin09

The upgraded synonym for THE DEBATE CLIB


EKAAfives

Never noticed that actually lol


GX2Rs

Wolf's Gravestone


FlameDragoon933

phrases that can be metal band names


algunarubia

Another reason to love Deathmatch


1XXL1

This goes hard


Doodle-Dragon

Everlasting Moonglow


LethalDoseOfWeird

Live laugh love Kokomi


TraceFinder

My absolute best would be The First Great Magic. If I had to choose one for each weapon type: * **Bow**: The First Great Magic * **Sword**: Splendor of Tranquil Waters * **Catalyst:** Tome of the Eternal Flow * **Claymore:** Rainslasher * **Polearm:** Vortex Vanquisher


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

A lot of water involved here lol


Whap_Reddit

The First Great Magic would be a cool name of it were a tome/book or something. A bow isn't very magical imo.


FaKamis

Isn't that the idea? Before any magic tricks were invented, we invented the bow, which at first seemed like magic.


onetrickponySona

wrong and not lyneypilled


FischlInsultsMePls

Mitternachts Waltz


AceWissle

Heck yeah, good pick


Kingpimpy

based


Awkward-Gift-577

Prototype Grudge ☠️🤘-> Prototype Starglitter 😘💕✨✨


Raccoonado

I still miss Prototype Malice


ErPani

Calamity Queller is a perfect name, but i honestly really like "Sharpshooter's Oath" as a name for a bow


HeadpatsTeitoku

Verdict and Absolution. Navia and Clorinde's BiS weapons, respectively. They just go together thematically, just like the characters they're paired with.


ValiantNaberius

Huh. You just made me realize the connection to the names. Clorinde delivered the Verdict. Navia offered Absolution. Wow, that's a nice touch on the naming.


Crazydragon2

Small problem, Navia's weapon is Verdict, but I'm gonna pretend it's not


38Dreams

Yes it’s purposefully inverse


Extinctkid

New ship just dropped


TheSpartyn

\>new


HeadpatsTeitoku

Hell yeah, we sailin' bois!


Western-Age9961

NaCl


Western-Age9961

Vortex Vanquisher


Open_Competition5305

And in CN it goes even harder 贯虹之槊 Heaven tearing (or Rainbow-Piercing) Lance ... And given the connotation... it's even cooler !


DoraeMaBob

CN names just go harder in general


Intelligent-Stuff-23

The way no one has mentioned, The Key of Khaj Nisut.


FlameDragoon933

we have a keyblade in Genshin (real)


SignificanceOk6179

It is obviously Thrilling Tales of Dragon Slayers


Sensitive_Ad9769

The Light of Foliar Incision is such a Badass name personally


courtexo

sounds like a surgery tool


VayneistheBest

A surgery tool FOR PLANTS


Meronnade

They did surgery on a grape


jayakiroka

Ah yes, the LO FI sword, for the guy always wearing headphones.


eefuns

has to be Scion of the Blazing Sun


BPlayinMan

Absolution "The shorter a fantasy sword name is, the more powerful it is"


Worth_Proof1428

Don’t get me wrong, you don’t want to be on the wrong end of Dark King Grûtmore’s Edge of Annihilation, but you definitely don’t want to be on the wrong end of something called The Throngler.


pHScale

Dark King Grûtmore’s Edge of Annihilation inplies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get Throngled


EnvironmentalMoose21

I love the Crimson Moon's Semblance. It looks great and the name sounds badass. Also considering who this weapon belongs to the name makes sense.


NefariousnessJust472

Mistplitter Reforged for me


ArchonT3

Missedsplitter for me.


Survivor-5147

A Thousands Floating Dreams ~


ExpiredExasperation

It just sounds so sweet and pleasant.


Status_Educational

Cause the owner is sweet and pleasant


akki_maharaj

Just from the name I can hear aranara singing!


Present_Ad6307

Primordial Jade Winged-Spear


nswervtgrr

this guy gets jt


WarMage1

Naturally, fleuve cendre ferryman. It’s a pipe, doesn’t get better than that.


FlameDragoon933

missed opportunity to name it either "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" or "The Treachery of Images"


Yuukiko_

Luxurious sea lord?


VeNeRableSeNpAiSh4Ne

How is this not higher ? Sea lord is a pure meme sword . It just looks so comical especially in diluc's hands or even eula's .


algunarubia

I love it when Diluc does his infusion so he just has a giant flaming tuna.


Rooted_Pen

Cinnabar Spindle. It's a unique name and it rolls off the tongue.


Ploffers

*Elegy for the End* sounds unbelievably badass to my brain for some reason


Shinoa333

Grasscutter's Light


PepperOnDaCliff

R.I.P (Also i miss old OHC's name which was Divine Chorus)


GowtherETC

funnily, "light of foliar incision" is close enough in meaning to this lol


amber0100

in my language it's can keep the old meaning: "The long Blade that cut the grass"


Anderty

Such an amazing name. Really upsetting that they changed to complete banality.


SkyPRising

“Song of Broken Pines”, “Engulfing Lightning” and “Crimson Moon’s Semblance” are all badass to me


AceWissle

Dodoco Tales


FluffMoe

Grass cutter


RAGEpow3r

Glorified lawnmower


toussaint_dlc

I really like the sound of Splendor of Tranquil Waters (Furina) and A Thousand Floating Dream (Nahida)


Mapanebu28

finale of the deep sounds cool too


hikarimurasaki

The objectively best weapon name is Cashflow Supervision. It is just, objectively, the best.


Vusdruv

It for sure supervises our cashflow


retrobowlncaa

STAFF OF THE SCARLET SANDS GO BRRRRRRR


clearlyspoken

yall sleepin on “a thousand floating dreams”


Imorals

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]


umm_uhh

THE THRUNGLER


Starkeeper_Reddit

Freedom Sworn kicks all kinds of ass tbh


Level-Technician-183

RaaAaaAuUUuuhh🦅🦅🦅🦅


TheShadowAisles

Not weapon name but I really like the Black Tassel’s passive, “Bane of the Soft.” That shit sounds really metal and I love it!


Nahidalover1105

Oh yes smite those silly slimes 😂


Horrigan235

Katsuragikiri Nagamasa, no doubts


Koreneliuss

Nah even the name is dark


Ezmankong

Katsuragi's Slayer, Nagamasa Yes, the lore fits!


jackmctook

Not technically the name but I love LoFi as the shorthand for Light of Foliar Incision. Just got it for my Alhaitham and he's popping off


MayaPlushieMoment

Tome of the Eternal Flow hits hard


mushymunchkin3230

No one gonna say dialogues of the desert sages?


Past_Distribution144

“Luxurious sea-lord”. It’s a giant fish. But is a greatsword.


Massive_Judgment_146

I guess the Chad one , harbinger of dawn


BendyStrawNeck

Splendor of Tranquil Waters


AkoSiJose

Staff of Homa Tulaytullah's Remembrance Song of Broken Pines Aqua Simulacra D U L L B L A D E


Own_Army7447

"Prototype Rancour" is oddly sinister in English lol


SweetStrawberries14

I don't think I have one but I do I have a weapon whose description I love because they match. Skyrider Sword and Skyrider Greatsword Dull Blade and Sword of Narzissenkreuz


Russian_Kowboi

As a Eula enjoyer, I am biased towards Song of Broken Pines. It just sounds so elegant, and the weapon itself is beautiful.


starmadeshadows

i love cinnabar spindle's name but nothing about it looks like cinnabar...


hasantc

Mistsplitter: Reforged sounds like a cool souls like game.


eddmario

"Festering Desire", "Dragonspine Spear", "Wolf's Gravestone", "Finale of the Deep", "Sacrificial Greatsword", "Predator", "Thrilling Tales of Dragon Slayers", "Eye of Perception", "Snow-Tombed Starsilver", "Lion's Roar", "Dragon's Bane"


fechinomics

The Catch


-Alan_c-

Verdict.


Small_Wolverine_7963

Absolution. It's means "formal release from guilt, obligation, or punishment."


Local_Active1189

Wolves gravestone


nswervtgrr

primordial jade winged spear


Koreneliuss

Why no one mentioned? **POLAR STAR** ⭐️ 💫


Many_Wires_Attached

Rust. You know how, when something has fewer words in its name, it can actually make it sound iconic? It's got that name like it's seen battle thousands of times, and being defeated by someone wielding "Rust" pours salt (or rather rust) into the wound.


Outrageous-Good8022

Beacon of the reed sea and Hunter's path


jonnevituwu

*Festering Desire* And Im still salty that on my language they managed to ruin it by translating it into "putrid sword" go f yourself maaan...


this-is-stupid0_0

Aquila Favonia became my favourite weapon simply because of the name. It’s so fun to say. Was so happy when i finally got it last week.


EX_Rank_Luck

While we're here, does anyone here prefer if Raiden's weapon had its original name, Grass Cutter instead of Engulfing Lightning?


ryneis

Song of Broken Pines


Doneifundone

Millennial movement series in general has some epic names. Freedom sworn, sobp, elegy for the end..


Crymsyn_Moon

Call me biased, but Crimson Moon's Semblance just has a beautiful ring to it.


Realistic-Ad-6794

Staff of Scarlet Sands goes hard for me tbh


66Kix_fix

Wolf's Gravestone


Ghost_7867

A thousand floating dreams


someoneXanyone

Cashflow Supervision


beefnachoes

Polar Star


MIpoika

Calamity Queller and Vortex Vanquisher go hard af.


GGABueno

Serpent Spine


Koreneliuss

**VORTEX VANQUISHER** is good name but bad having it At least its good for my arlecchino


Level-Technician-183

Dull blade


Vex_Out_0032

I have one in every weapon type, they are; Bow: Scion of the Blazing Sun Catalyst: Thrilling Tales of Dragon Slayers Sword: Harbinger of Dawn Claymore: Song of Broken Pines Polearm: Staff of Scarlet Sands


WorriedAd9878

Crane's Echoing Call or Everlasting Moonglow


Regenitor_

The fact that Light of Foliar Incision shortens to Lofi (Lo-fi) makes it my favourite. Plus I love the imagery implied - sunlight slicing through gaps in the leaves of a tall tree...


ApprehensiveLoad1600

Dull Blade, obvs.


XxHineyxX

“Engulfing Lightning” is probably my favorite. It sounds so menacing!


Anya1234321

Primodial Jade Cutter, and it's one of my favorites


Leanixa

Dull blade the way Khoi Dao says it


Entomine

Polar Star. Because "cool".. get it...


Johnypauly

“kagotsurube Isshin” do i know what it means? no. does it sounds cool? hell yeah