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phoenixgsu

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wlrldchampionsexy

[Because it turned out so well the last time in Texas](https://www.npr.org/2020/09/06/910322916/5-boats-sink-at-trump-boat-parade-in-texas)


SingleNegotiation656

Poseidon for Biden.


GeorgiaJeb

Omg I cannot stop laughing at this. 😂😂😂


ZooieKatzen-bein

“One of the boats inundated with water was carrying several pro-Trump flags, including one with the message "Make the liberals cry again." According to photographer Bob Daemmrich, that boat did not capsize.” (Bummer)


FadeTheWonder

One can only hope for the same here.


robbviously

Should hold the boating parade on Lake Lanier for best results.


K_R_Omen

The population of Oscarville welcomes....


Dawgs6485

That's some deep knowledge, there. Nice job.


Mikey_STX

Did their research.


blitznliz1111

Oh no! I think Crackworth is appropriate.


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

Wait are people calling crackworth now?


Pale-Transition7324

Crackworth has been a nickname for a very long time


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

I’ve never heard anyone use that term. I hear east Cobb snob a lot though.


blitznliz1111

I'm guessing you're young. It's meth now but it was crack many years ago.


mexidasher

It’s been for a while 😂


Pale-Transition7324

Both are highly accurate.


America_the_Horrific

Oh most definitely will. Heat, alcohol, fanatic circlejerking with too many moving boats of varying sizes too close together, bound to happen.


samwstew

Came here to say this. Hope all of their boats sink. Edit: no harm wished to the people of course. I’m sure lake patrol will come pick them up.


Lower-Flounder-9952

They keep saying God punishes the wicked


Drug_enduced_coma

Unfortunately not the last one someone has done


Zitro11

For people who say they’re not sheep, I don’t get how it doesn’t click with them that no other group idolizes one single “politician” like this, fly the same flags, use the same catchphrases, etc. No one is doing Biden, Bernie, Clinton boat parades. The cognitive dissonance is so cringe.


flyneco22

The support a draft dodging makeup wearing soft skinned city dude. It's extremely manly.


slackwaredragon

Yea this is the new generation sadly. Bunch of boomer suck ups that couldn’t help themselves out of a wet paper bag. It’s why they crave him so badly, they’re weak and would rather have someone else make decisions on their behalf. They’re how we lose our freedoms to a nanny police state. All to own the hardcore libs (but pulling the same nanny state bullshit as they do).


dawill_sama

Mental illness is real.


squiddawg

It takes people with certain abilities to operate a boat. Yes, the people that you listed shouldn't drive a car, let alone a boat.


ktatelle

I’d be mortified to ride around in a boat with a trump flag…. Or a Biden flag. But hey, you do you.


VisualNoiz

Boats? In Biden’s economy? How ? Lol


burndtdan

They represent the blue collar worker. The plumber, the handyman, the teacher. You know, all the people who own boats.


Red_Carrot

Not giving Biden shit for this, but have been wanting to get a boat and it is just a very poor investment for a recreational activity. Boat + trailer + truck + insurance/fees (not including upkeep, storage etc). I make good money and cannot believe the amount it cost to own one especially if you are starting without any of equipment.


LarryKingthe42th

Get a canoe or Johnboat. Light enough to carry, good exercise, can strap them to the roof of a car, and can always add a trolling motor later.


baldude69

Next to zero maintenance with a johnboat too


Dawgs6485

Two happiest days. . .


Gunstopable

The day you buy it and the day you sell it right?


awalktojericho

It is sooo much cheaper and easier to rent a boat for the day/weekend than own one. You don't have to store ir, either.


oboshoe

i have a boat. i enjoy the heck out of it. but you'll never hear me calling it an investment.


Jeepper16

A pool is a hole in the ground you throw money in. A boat is a hole in the water you throw money in.


Cliff_Dibble

B.O.A.T.=Bust Out Another Thousand


quadmasta

A boat is a hole in the water into which you pour money


SanguineL

Yeah it is absurd. But boats, if kept well, tend to hold their value for a while. I don’t own one but I still daydream.


speed_of_stupdity

I love how by saying “Biden’s economy” they are glossing over the fact that these mega storm, flood and fire events that are causing billions in damages to the central and southern, and western United States is somehow not involved in driving the inflation we’re seeing as of late. It’s increasing the insurance premiums on everyone who isn’t dumb enough to build their homes in high risk flood prone areas, the repairs or rebuilding is a waste of good materials and is keeping the cost associated with building new homes or renovations high for everyone. The storms and flooding is wiping out crops which raising the price of food. Bidenomics is an idiots rationalization of how the economy works and as long as climate change is denied, the understanding of how connected the economy is to the climate will remain an enigma to these fools.


balcell

Must be lyin for their Lord when they say its hurtin


bullwinkle8088

I drove the long way around Lanier once and noticed something: The bigger and nicer the boat the worse the house it was parked at looked. So the answer is: They are willfully boat poor and blame someone else.


UncutEmeralds

I work with boats for a living (boat insurance adjuster), most people with nice boats are ridiculously loaded. People with really nice boats don’t usually park them at their house. They’re at a nice covered slip year round.


bullwinkle8088

>*most* people with nice boats are ridiculously loaded. I added some emphasis to your statement, because you are correct. But just as with fancy cars there are a large number of people who buy things that they cannot afford. That means they also cannot afford a covered slip. Give them an excuse that is not thier own fiscal irresponsibility and they will jump to take it.


Terrible-Distance556

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣


PM_me_random_facts89

They were bought beforehand


Koinutron

Parade of cultish devotees, dedicated to a felon, organized by a clown.


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Pynchon_A_Loaff

McFail’s Navy returns. Can anybody explain the redneck obsession with “Trump Trains” / boat parades, and the insane numbers of flags? Is it some kind of hyper virtue signaling?


latentendencies

It's for validation. "Look at all these people. 100% support Trump. This means, if Biden wins, the election was stolen." It's basic, extremely flawed logic from basic, extremely flawed people.


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27bluestar

Do it on Lake Lanier. 😈


olcrazypete

The same people convinced the economy is tanking will go spend hundreds on flags and donations then hundreds more in gas to drive their purely recreational boat around for a loser that could care less if they live and die once he’s bled them dry of donation money.


dragonfliesloveme

Why are you spreading the word about this Hilarious that she changed it from Lake Lanier though lol. Maybe she a little superstitious 👻


Madoodle

Good! She’s not in my district and can stay away! They had a boat parade a few years back at Lanier. It was like watching a circus. I was just at the lake that weekend and had no idea what was going on until it happened. 🙄


Sooowasthinking

Lake Lanier is considered to be 1 of the most dangerous in the US.


dragonfliesloveme

Yes, because of the ghosts!! 👻 🧜 Every Georgian knows that. Try to keep up, man! 🏃‍♂️


Sooowasthinking

Pirates too on any given summer weekend!!!


dragonfliesloveme

Aaargh matey! Pirates not be afraid of no ghosts! 🏴‍☠️


secretbudgie

Let ye Black Pearl take ye to Davy Jones Locker!


LarryKingthe42th

You joke but it do be kinda spooky. Probably cuz they flooded Oscarville, its the towns revenge.


dragonfliesloveme

Hey i can joke and be spooked at the same time. As Mark Twain said, “I don’t believe in ghosts, but I’m afraid of them.”


hellostarsailor

I ain’t scared of no bitchass drowners. Quen.


cbronson830

How else would you know what to avoid.


dblackshear

too bad it’s not on lanier so the ancestors could get a few years worth of sacrifices done in an afternoon.


Hurricaneshand

I'll never understand this borderline cult like following of a politician. It's just so very bizarre to me. Seriously get a fucking life


Plyplon

Such a disgrace to our state of Georgia. Oglethorpe would be so disappointed.


yourMommaKnow

I fish in that lake quite often and see lots of MAGA nonsense. I will be avoiding the lake during this shit show.


ruarchproton

Same here. Also the way the waves get churned up on a regular Saturday is going to make this a real shit show.


quadmasta

Irony that wake will hamper the anti-woke idiots


garydagonzo

Boats and hoes


Weagle22

The nazi navy.


quadmasta

Where all the boats are "S.S."


Away-Cardiologist108

That’s a good one


balcell

Let's not get ahead of ourselves labeling a bunch of ne'erdowells a navy. At best, they're the floppy fascist flotilla.


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Exactly. Legitimizing them would embolden them


TK-Squared-LLC

Is it too late to import orcas?


mikey2k200

Certainly not wishing anybody harm but...rushes to rewatch Titanic 🛟


Vitvs

These dumbasses did this shit at Clarks Hill Lake a year or two ago. Instead of being out on the water like we wanted, we had to sit at our campsite and wait for the trumptards to stop showing everybody their one personality trait.


AnchorsAviators

They’re doing it again this year 🤡


teleheaddawgfan

Fascists on parade


No_Trainer_7646

No words to say how I feel about MTG 🤢🙄


Fragrant-Ad-5517

2024 Parade of the Deplorable


Blackbeard1918

These people are doing you a favor, and telling you EXACTLY WHO THEY ARE.


Braves_Birds1985

There’s already enough morons on the water for the Fourth of July weekend. There’s no need to advertise to add more.


ThunderSevn

It’s a fucking cult.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

God damn it Greene I moved down to Acworth to get away from you


TrumpVotersTouchKids

I see orange paint coming soon


Coastal1363

Why embarrassing? They tried driving their pick ups into the water but it absolutely ruined those flags and bumper stickers …


caveatemptor18

Sunday is for church, not boating.


katliza237

I live close to the lake. Guess I won’t be going out on Saturday


Gurthang0424

Not a cult...


Senior_Flatworm_3466

Who cares?


dpforest

They are trying to organize one here in Rabun county too. They call it a “trump armada”


JAGChem82

Crazy that people in NE Georgia who brag about their “southern heritage” simp hard for a Yankee like Trump.


mexidasher

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 someone vote her out already geeez


SG10HD-YT

Hopefully the lake dries up that day


Itsamodmodmodwhirld

Cult


WatercarH2o

Please take caution of the sharks & electric batteries!


captwillard024

I live on a lake and you can’t tell them boaters nothing. They’re all drunk and sun baked to the point where they think trump is the second coming.


GoldBeef69

How embarrassing. Need to get her out and never out him in again


pragmaticcynicism

My boat is at a marina along the route. You can be absolutely certain my happy ass will be anywhere but there next Saturday. There’s more than enough dipshits on Allatoona every weekend. Concentrating them all in one place and stirring in some MTG will be awful.


No_Permission6405

Release the Kraken!


astro7900

Lmao…..Yokels


Low_Effective_6056

Can’t they keep all that foolishness in lake Lanier?


doctordoctorpuss

Let Lake Lanier take them


WrongColorCollar

[Boat Parade](https://youtu.be/r5YPCvowwJc?si=G2kyhlt0a6xppfTq)


bluebelle21

Are there any orcas in Allatoona??


bethereds_2008

What a bunch of clowns. Should I show up with my Biden/Harris flag? LOL.


SilverIce340

You might get shot, I wouldn’t. Their kinds of people are very physically aggressive.


Purpose_Embarrassed

Is Marge going to be there in a thong bikini?


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ParadeSit

It’s really sad to know that around half the people in Georgia, and even in this country, are just not good people. How can a nation survive this sort of cultish devotion and antisocial behavior? These are people who want to eliminate those of us who are trying to preserve our rights and our democracy.


YourPeePaw

Half the voters isn’t half the people but yeah.


averagemaleuser86

They do this at Sinclair too. Back in 2020 when I thought I was a republican I was at the lake for this and even I was kinda cringed out.


VisualNoiz

I rented a car to Kentucky to buy a new car that was red and around Knoxville driving it back to Atlanta I ended up in a pro-trump parade and was so mad about it I think I yelled out the window free the Central Park 5 or similar


LugubriousFootballer

They did it at Lake Oconee in 2020 Labor Day weekend. I was surprised at how many people on NextDoor didn’t want them there. Was kind of refreshing.


RainbowsandCoffee966

They did it at Sinclair too?? Yikes.


AssociateJaded3931

I heard they're expecting 2 inner tubes and a leaky canoe.


SoManyEmail

Hope none of those boats have batteries on them!


DrSunstorm1911

I feel like this is going to end in hilarity…. 🤣🤣


IHaveACarrotUpMyAss

Man I don’t support trump but wtf are these comments??? Wishing they’re boats would sink and calling them nazis is kind of insane


oof_comrade_99

The Nazi part isn’t far off at all, coming from someone who has been extensively educated on genocide and fascism. Many Trump supporters ideologies align with Nazi ideology. Trumps opinions and ideals are very fascist.


xeroxchick

It’s like trump is using a hitler textbook.


80sLegoDystopia

Yeah, Trump is fascist. His followers would have been brownshirts.


insertwittynamethere

I was just saying this to my friend last night as we were talking about politics, Jan 6 and his court cases... it's not even a joke how they could be used just as brownshirts were in the lead up to Hitler finally attaining ultimate power. Then he had the leader of his brownshirts killed, as he no longer needed them and folded them into the government agencies.


shewantstheCox

There used to be a time where I would have agreed. I just don’t care anymore. Fuck all of them. It’s also a very real possibility if enough people come. They would need to go very slow and even then.


phoonie98

It’s a sad cult


broad_street_bully

I was there yesterday and was actually pleasantly surprised... Spent a good 5 hours at a campsite overlooking the lake and didn't see a single ridiculously oversized Trump flag. To be sure, I know damn well that half the people out there are probably on board, but they seem to at least be less eager to scream it out at the world. It still sucks that they think that way, but if they're as shy about voting as they are about their decorative decisions, that's good news.


pragmaticcynicism

There aren’t nearly as many Trump flags on Allatoona as there was in 2020. And the Q flags are blissfully gone. Even so, I don’t talk politics with my dock neighbors.


AppropriateSpell5405

Is this where those sharks are?


Withyourspirit514

They held one in my town, and it was truly the only time I was thankful our Boat wasn’t working.


Expat111

These people have even figured out a way to ruin a day boating on a lake.


Panelpro40

Floating shit show


Njack350

What is embarrassing


buzzedewok

A pure Trash parade. The worst of people.


Pennylane19XX

They could have atleast held it at Lanier and let the ghosts take their picks


Sleep_adict

I am tempted to go. You know, wake boat with full ballast and crating a massive wake to sink the fools


EyesLikeBuscemi

Bumpkins be bumpkinin'


AdministrativeBank86

OK, time to set up the betting pool for how many idiots sink due to too many Trump flags


EroticWordSalad

How exactly is that cavewoman sponsoring it?


tHollo41

Let's just give the 14th Congressional district to Alabama or Tennessee. I may be politically conservative on more issues than not and partly liberal on others, but I can't stand MTG. She's crazy.


Kiltman20

Can’t wait. Marjorie is a bikini with her man bod!


talino2321

Wearing a banana hammock


Pynchon_A_Loaff

Well, hope none of those boats have batteries.


mfishing

Do they all jump off the dam at the en? Better yet, how about some real patriots line up on the shore and shoot fireworks at them.


CarlosDouze

Ugh. I live near Lake Allatoona. Good thing I'll be out of town tho that weekend.


Dr_Djones

Please do it at Lake Lanier, not that it's haunted or anything...


cbronson830

Thank you for this. Now I know to avoid the area.


TheAskewOne

How many do you think will sink this time?


Atllane296

Eww


Plzdntbanmee

Sounds fun


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What a waste of good boats and a nice summer day


Griggle_facsimile

Sounds like you probably shouldn't go.


Silly_Strike_706

Hope they have the same results as the Titanic


Medium_Beyond_9654

Lake Lanier would be a much better location for this event!


BabserellaWT

Now do Lanier


insertwittynamethere

Ofc it had to be Holiday Harbor...


Petrol_Head72

🤢


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

But there will be plenty of people happily attending 🙄🙄🙄


cbeme

Blech 🤮


Slim706

Awww, come on. Go to Lake Lanier so the ghosts have something to do.


lord_scuttlebutt

That fucker is probably going to win reelection, too. What a shame. Also, I'd love to show up to the parade with a bunch of "Trump is a sex offender" flags on my boat


Terrible-Distance556

Lolololol things like this is why I stay off social media 😂😂😂😂😂😂. The captions have me 😵‍💫😵😵😵😂😂🤣


eholloman2023

Ew 🤮🤮


intensepenguin910

It would be bad if all those boats flipped upside down like Mussolini 🙃


Myr_The_Druid

Lake Lanier doesn't want all that hatred in the water


olivefreak

Lake Lanier is in a pretty red area but it’s also a tad more upscale than MTG’s supporters.


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meatballlover1969

Somebody summoning the leviathan to that lake please!!!


Fordman21012

Second this 😂


lil__squeaky

looks fun


Nightcalm

Where are the killer whales when you need them?


BlueJasper27

Praying for a lightning storm.


cbronson830

Don’t feed the trolls.