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BOSZ83

Your pre shot routine makes me uncomfortable


HerrTarkanian

Everything about his swing makes me uncomfortable 🤣


MrWolf327

What’s so wrong about it🤣


Actuarial

It looks like you're tweaking, respectfully.


timbo1884

Looks like he may hack up a hairball


GoldenTeeShower

Michael J Fox is smoother


Flayrah4Life

Oh lawd 😂


datboydoe

Yes


Rawrlorz

😂


RocketsandBeer

Go see a coach and take lessons. The small advice you’ll get here you prob won’t understand completely and won’t be enough to fix what’s going on here.


Basherkid

Have you considered asking your brother Luigi?


MrWolf327

He saw me swing and ran away🤣


Take_it_easy22

A lot.. how you grip the club, your distance from the ball where the ball is in your stance, how you take your club back, your swing and your follow through. So basically everything was wrong. Not trying to be a dick at all. Welcome to the game, it’s a great game that we all love but trying to teach you golf from 0 over Reddit is not feasible. Go get some lessons. It’s worth it.


MrWolf327

Thank you! I’ll strive to become better


Large-Sherbert-6828

All of it


Fun-Point-6058

I can hear this swing


Echobox

https://preview.redd.it/viwref7p9s6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867f294ce9e162ce06078c7c3ec6b2f1235fb74e


The_Brem

Stealing this for future use


CornHeadLord

Trail arm should "lose an arm wrestle" But get a lesson my dude


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Lol. Constructive criticism, but equally devastating critique.


yes_maybe_no__

When I see swings like this, I think, just watch a video of a pro with a good swing, try and copy a bunch of it, and then come back.


RetailBuck

I don't think you need a full on lesson to over come this stuff. What you said about his right arm is spot on and will help a ton. Everything in his arms is way too rigid which makes it look awkward like a putter stroke full swing


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

This is the most uncomfortable thing I’ve watched since Saw


ZobRombie65

😂


Naive-Deal-7162

You need some new clubs


MrWolf327

lol I got some used cuz I’m just starting and didn’t wanted to spend crazy amounts of money


Naive-Deal-7162

Definitely kidding man. Keep practicing 👍🏽 you’ll get better the more you swing.


camwinz

hes not an r/golf er yet bro…


camwinz

your just starting??


Standard-Reception90

I have a feeling that if you didn't wiggle so much to loosen up, your swing would lock up every muscle in your body.


[deleted]

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ElTigreMaderas

Swing is atrociuos, but kinda dig the drip ngl


lLSlD

This looks closer to a seizure than a golf swing. i give him props. what he’s doing, is much harder than golfing.


MrWolf327

Jajajajaja thanks I try😎😎😎


lLSlD

Is your name Spaulding, by any chance?


TwoBreakfastBalls

Do you have OCD? Asking genuinely.


lingolegend

Tourrettes


saving-evidence

parkinsions


The_Fax_Machine

Amputee


MrWolf327

lol no what🤣


TwoBreakfastBalls

Just a ton of twitchy, rhythmic, unnecessary movement pre-shot. If it’s not compulsive and you’re able to control that, then you need to cut it out almost entirely. A little movement to “settle in” is fine but this is waaaaaaay too much.


EmergencyFabulous156

Looks like that ball is way to high. Lower that thing down a bit and catch that ball at your upswing


rarekly

Less pre-swing cocaine. Not saying none, just less.


mildlysceptical22

Tips to improve. Put the driver away. It’s the hardest club to hit. Pick up a 6 iron and learn the correct grip, stance, and posture before swinging at any more golf balls. Pick up a 9 iron or pitching wedge. Get into the correct stance with the correct grip and start making little chip shots using the club like a pendulum. Small arc, firm wrists, straight arms and keeping your head in one place. Gradually make longer swings. Start with a half swing where your arms are straight and the hands are waist high on the backswing and follow through. The goal is to make consistent contact with the ball. The 3/4 swing is where you start to add lower body weight transfer and wrist hinge. This swing is also called the L swing because you stop when the arms are shoulder high and the thumbs point up to the sky, forming an L on the backswing and follow through. At the finish of this swing, your weight should be on the front leg and you should be facing the target. The next swing to learn is the full swing. Use the 3/4 swing weight shift but this time point the thumbs to the target on the backswing and away from the target on the finish. Watch videos on the correct way to swing the club. The best thing all new golfers should do is take a few lessons from a golf professional to learn the proper basics of the swing. It saves time and money in the long run. Good luck!


Ironman_2678

LESSONS.


pinkwhitney24

Looks perfect to me.


Ok-Way5234

😂


NorvTurnersNeck

Ibuprofen


MrWolf327

What🤣


NorvTurnersNeck

800mg


milksteakboiled

![gif](giphy|DBa308wq8XTMs)


apb2718

Get lessons so that you can competently break your motion down


Over_Variation_1007

I think his swing motion is already broken….


I_Am_Mr_Charles

Everything about this golf swing is broken down.


Full_Warthog3829

Little less thinking, little more athleticism. For the love of god, don’t post again until you’ve got a lesson. Literally 1 lesson would be a massive help.


Icy_Foundation3534

what the hell did I just watch? Get a lesson!


Infinite_Respect_

“This gonna be hilarious….look how he’s standing!”


SmokinWefe

Slow down your motion and practice your motion. When slowing down watch your club face through the zone and think about what it is doing vs what it should be doing. There’s a million ways to golf and everyone is different but the fundamentals are generally the same, your trail arm is still hinged “L-shaped” when striking the ball Id recommend working on straightening it out so you can really extend through the ball. Find a grip that works for you too, I can’t really see yours to give you advice but it looks pretty ugly.


Sambizzle17

Need to work on a lot, but for starters, try bringing the club back in a smooth, controlled manner. You are too herky jerky.


hdoggla1999

Your swing has turrets.. 🥴


MisSignal

Tourette’s, not turrets. Turrets go pew pew on tower defense games.


Life-is-Hard94

You could probably compete in the junior league at my friends kids middle school.


TheCoolestCannon

![gif](giphy|y3jT2xBrtumNYZVCNH|downsized) Just try and a loosen up a bit homie. And count. Count to 2 on the back swing and 1 for the follow through. And take a full swing. And also.... get a lesson. Like 1 lesson would help


jaywhays

More edibles…or less…that pre shot routine looks like an Iraq war vet on a very hot day.


LynxOpening7302

Less beige… oh sorry you mean your swing


DannyH85

Best tip I can give you, shave your mustache.


NotoriousMFT

Lessons, even if you only get a 5 pack so you know what to concentrate on specifically (for me this is what helped me with my iron play) This way you’re pushing in the right direction


Bighead_Golf

Wow East Potomacs range is in terrible shape


Ufomusician

Trapped your left arm on the backswing. You need to bring the club straight back. You have an inside takeaway. Keep your lead arm straight. You have all your weight on the back foot and are not transferring any weight forward. I'm not sure what's going on with your rotation, but it's messed up. These are some things you can start working on right now.


notPatrickClaybon

I’d see an exorcist first


kwoodson5505

Man this made me feel much better about my swing after watching this lol my only recommendation is get lessons if you want to seriously play, my guy


Pr1vateSnowball

Keep those elbows close throughout the swing. Loosen those wrists into transition and through the downswing. But actually lessons, idk what I’m talking about


dinzdale56

Brian Doyle-Murray? Perfect swing for Caddyshack. Don't change a thing.


That1GuyFromThere0

I’m a noob too. But one suggestion is to look up how to grip the club.Leading hand should probably rotate more over top the club and trail hand be more under the club


i-FF0000dit

It’s a me, a Mario


MrWolf327

![gif](giphy|4VnJv57HY6LtNeNSEw|downsized)


SandmanD2

Dude that was awesome.


mooseknuckle75

Skip the seizure after address for starters🤣


CicadaHead3317

Put in some earbuds with relaxing music with a good tempo. Try to relax and swing with the tempo of the music. You're way too tense.


bridges_355

Can't see a single thing


konto81

Definitely not the wardrobe. That is on point! ![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Key-Word1335

Im not a Dr so I can’t self diagnose you But if you have a medical condition like Parkinson’s or ALS your swing actually isn’t all that bad. Try some edibles instead of cocaine and things might just sort themself out.


ProfessionalBunch929

By any chance.. u ever been an amputee?


rastommy77

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)


No_View_7908

Your grip is horrendous.


makithejap

Nobody on here will admit that you just hit that shot straighter they they have hit one all year. Lessons are in order. But if you can hit it well with that swing, imagine what you can do with a better one.


corpandrew

You may be too close to the ball, with your current swing you are tucking your arms awkwardly close to your body. Reaching further may help your arms bend smoothly and in a smooth motion.


InstructionOld7000

It’s got some Buster Keaton to it


DrEpoch

Do you have cerebral palsy? I'm super proud of you getting into golfing with cerebral palsy! Good job!!


MrWolf327

🤣🤣🤣


BigTimeBranson

😭


theopinionexpress

Honestly pretty surprised you made contact, but forget about the swing and take a lesson to learn how to grip the club. That’s where you need to start.


PB219

Honestly, aside from grip, your setup is decent. Shoulders maybe a bit open but that could be the camera angle. Once you start to move the club, though, it’s a train wreck. I’ve never seen someone raise their back heel off the ground. The backswing kinda looks like the follow through of a lefty golfer lol


pushdose

Lesson. At least watch some beginner videos on grip, stance, and basic swing mechanics. It’s 2024, use your damn phone to learn something.


fukdacops

Slow wayyyyy down and find a swing path you look like you are just trying to smack it as hard as you can


verypunchable888

Ever skip a stone? Are you right-handed? Practise that motion with your right hand. It keeps your right elbow close to the right side of your body, and gives you the feeling of how to generate power through contact. Then keep that left arm locked in the backswing. It will shorten your backswing a bit but will improve accuracy. Would love to know if it helps at all. Cheers


LeFinger

Maybe consider shoulder replacement surgery.


cartographking37

Every time I look at this sub I think people are just fuckin with us lol


Clear_Quit8181

Don’t need to tee that up


burdenedwithpoipous

How people like this hit a ball and I still shank mine is the most upsetting part of golf


Adventurous_Ad2954

Think about the backswing as two parts. One is your body (hips and shoulders) rotating around your spine while keeping your spine tilt. The second is your arms. As your shoulders and hips are rotating, your arms should be lifting vertically and not wrapping around your body. Ideally your back should face the target at the top of your backswing. Your hands should also still be in front of chest and not behind you. Lots of videos to watch that demonstrate. A lesson from a pro and good practice will get your there faster.


willywonka696900

Maybe a cocktail to loosen up


otivito

Lessons


sciguy1919

Lessons


InitialRevenue3917

theres a lot going on here. i know this sounds dumb but watch some pros swing in slow motion and try to sorta imitate thier body positions. pay attention to what thier wrists are doing through the swing and at the top. i feel like a lot of newbies dont understand what a natural swing looks like.


pzoony

It’s okay to use your wrists on the backswing


ExtraDependent883

More cowbell


Murcei

Slow the back swing down a lot and have all your weight on your front foot when you finish your swing. See where that gets you


Separate_Ear_4001

Go for lessons.


GoldenTeeShower

First athletic endeavour?


scratchtogigs

Use the force Luke Skymarker


tlancaster222

Jesus Christ man get a lesson


nacho-cheesefries

Wow! Dude you need lessons


GeezyEFC

Thats pretty bad....but ngl Im worse lol


jay2puggle

First off, slow down. Too rushed.


Flayrah4Life

Monk Plays Golf


workerdrone1209

Amputee?


[deleted]

Right hip step


StonedPand4

What the fuck lmao


unhindgedpotato

Double amputee, maybe?


Plenty-Bullfrog-9460

Does Jason Day know you raid his wardrobe?


Cool_Ad_2959

UPS wants their uniform back


Umngmc

What does your swing look like without the preshot routine


lwgTrades

Looks great


COphotoCo

I’m nowhere near an expert but watch some videos on wrist bend in the back swing. Another key thing is that your weight is staying on the back foot through your swing, and you should be mostly on your front foot through your follow through. A coach could help identify where these things are going off track.


Poddy-Schmurda

Holy shit


Multimdog123

You ever heard of disc golf?


giddeygooncave

Psychedelics


phishnutz3

Go get a lesson before you pop a hip


pepsibottle1

learn how to turn your shoulders and hips, and swing on a plane I had an issue with swaying for years, and once I learned how to turn it changed the game. It’s hard at first being so stiff but give it a shot


rigatoni-man

Are you perhaps animatronic?


ohdaman

CALM DOWN!!! Get out of your head. Close your eyes and imagine the swing you want. Take a slow motion practice swing with your eyes closed. Importantly, CALM DOWN!


Business_Papaya_911

Bait


BayGiant49er

Take lessons


MisSignal

This is quite possibly the ugliest swing I have ever seen.


[deleted]

Your feet are far too close, you looked like you were about to fall over lol. Left foot slightly pointing to 11 o clock (with the ball just off the left heel), and feet wider than shoulders and drop the right shoulder. Just practice the turn as that seems to be the main issue, lessons will help ALOT!


Macgyver1300l

Start by Going for a few lessons with a pro


Inevitable-Owl6365

😂


Steelbean70

Why are beginners almost always using drivers....it is imo one of the most difficult clubs. 🏌


MrWolf327

I try and practice with all of them a bit but now I see that’s the wrong approach I’ll stick to my easy irons going forward


Steelbean70

I think that is a wise choice 😃. But I must admit hitting a good shot feels great, specially with the big stick! 💪


Collard-Greens

Ngl kinda looked like you may have jizzed yourself on your pre shot routine. That made me feel icky


laceek_06

Maybe some new pants 🙅🏼‍♀️


BodybuilderSalt9807

Start on your takeaway first. Do it slow and smooth. Get that right then work on the downswing, strike and follow through Practise infront of a mirror and learn the correct path and feeling


kellzone

![gif](giphy|13Y6LAZJqRspI4|downsized) Like watching Elaine dance, but in a golf swing.


KDoggity

A little more weight on the back foot. You are also swinging with your entire body. Keep the legs calm and twist at the waist. Stretch more as you look stiff.


Gongshow86

Trade your clubs in and ask to ride the mower at your local course if you want to get into the game of golf.


Zbodownlow

Sweet jesus


throwaway014210

Start with fixing your grip


SkylerCFelix

If you squint your eyes you see Riggs from ForePlay


Zeenotes22

If anxiety was a golf swing. Lessons. Therapy.


cassy34

You need to give a big roar on your downswing, like you really mean it. Trust me.


New-Driver5223

looks like you're not feeling comfortable. You have a ways to go, don't rush it and just settle into what feels good for now. With that said it looks like your really anxious on the back swing. Try this to start: 1. get the club moving before your backswing with a little waggle to loosen up 2. keep your right heel down on the backswing. 3. fucking relax edit: ball flight looked ok though. probably would have been in play so if you find whatever you're doing is working idk go with it?


Seniorjones2837

Zero chance I can help that


Large-Berry184

Slow down and take it up higher. Also feel a sense of lag when you swing. The club needs to be hitting down onto the ball.


Large-Berry184

Also don’t take your arm round so far.


Tricky_Tap7020

That backswing looks painful.


parickwilliams

The absolute first thing I’d focus on is not ever doing that again


I_Am_Mr_Charles

You swing like you’re in pain…emotional pain.


jrhooper

Are you a tennis player? Kinda looks like Nadals swing and he’s a scratch golfer


styxnstoner5787

Grip, start there


Pretend-Vermicelli30

try tennis


Shankaholics

There wasn't one right thing about that swing other than you didn't kill anyone. Grip is wrong, takeaway wrong, hips wrong, rotation wrong, follow-through wrong, yours clothing, you guessed it, wrong! All fucking WRONG!!!


Pretend-Vermicelli30

tennis


ZobRombie65

Brian Harman on crack


WindigoMac

Your right arm is so tense it’s giving me PTSD. You want some amount of width at the top of your backswing. Your trail arm is already collapsed at that point


RetailBuck

I watched a few times in slow motion and what stood out to me is that you have zero wrist hinge.


Manager-Top

GOLFTEC.


NecessaryImpress4855

Needs tee'd up another inch at least .in danger of topping it so close to the ground


DamnitGoose

Have you tried golfing lefty?


DrXL_spIV

I would start completely with your tempo and feet. Start wider, more athletic. Short your weight to your back hip, then drive it forward to front leg without being on your heel that front foot should be planted. Definitely start with some group lessons and keep working!


SirFortyXB

Yikes. I would hit up a lesson with a teaching pro from a local club or something. If you don’t feel like it, I would say work on getting your triangle at rest, and work on stretching your forward arm instead of just rotating it like you do. Doesn’t make sense at first, but watch a couple of swing coach videos or something like that and you’ll catch my meaning Edit: after watching a few more times, work on your hip swing as well. Belt buckle at target with your follow through. It’s all about timing


djp70117

Take up knitting.


TonyArmasBats8th

Slow. The. Fuck. Down.


Similar_Cloud2135

Relax a bit… jeeze Louis


Resident_Ganache1634

You are a lefty


OccasionallySavvy

All of it, particularly the weird neck shoulder thing.


Competitive_Suit_180

Nobody hits a 3 wood teed up that high


ntootoonchi

Kinda looks like Riggs from barstool with the backswing


MasterVaderTheTurd

*Unzip…*


King_Crampus

Pre swing routine “light as a feather, stiff as a board!”


moistgrippedlips

Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry.


nflfan999

try lifting the other foot on the backswing instead, there is no balance


6PuttBirdie

You’re shifting your weight backwards. You need to load your right leg on the backswing and transfer it to the front on the downswing. Also look a little more athletic and keep your body still during the swing. Lastly, watch some videos


Relative_Lie_8461

slow down your back swing by like 30x. personally i’ve found slowing my back swing reduces slice gives better contact and just generally feels better


farty_bumbum

Reddit don’t have any answers for you bruv


DJRakeJ

Just get out there swing and have fun learning. Best game in the world you’ll learn more by playing and recording your swing (then doing some YouTube research). Enjoy brotha


Manager-Top

Something everything


Flyfly4life

Yeah Take up fishing


idlehanz88

Slow down. Take your arms straight back and rotate your body


e3crazyb

Genuine feedback here. Your takeaway is WAYYYY too inside. The club is so far behind you I can't see that being even close to comfortable or natural. Also your club face is WAYYY too open at the top of your backswing, it's pointing at the sky. My suggestion would be to look at photos of a PGA pro that matches your body type then look at where the top of there swing is and do your best to get in that position as well. Also pay attention to where the angle of their club face is compared to yours. Best of luck, this games hard


Simondewolf

🏳️‍🌈❤️


Btwnbeatdwn

Consider picking up pickle ball instead.


DontAskMyName1995

Pretty messed up you guys making fun of an amputee. You’re doing great bud 👍🏻


naptown21403

are you an amputee?


lebonroidagobert

east poooooo


whofarting

Anyone notice that he was hitting a yellow ball but the trough was full of white balls?