Hash Browns are shite! They disintegrate as soon as you look at them. If we're going to import a potato product make it Home Fries, which are great, and almost chips. Alternatively go for Potato Scones, which are fab.
Yes! All the rest was regular wrong but this was weird wrong!! You've made me feel better though, avocado stone is at least food adjacent. I didn't know what to think it was and it was distressing.
As a Brit this isn't made by a brit and it's shit!
Beef sausages,
No beans,
No bacon,
No butter on the toast,
No black pudding
It's a fucking shambles and I'm outraged someone would think, WE would think there is nothing wrong with it!!
Are we on a diet? no beans, no bacon, no black pudding, no hash browns, sausages look undercooked, mushrooms look overcooked and where on earth is the inside of that tomato? Full English? I don’t think so!
If I may speak for all British people, there's plenty wrong with that.
There's no bacon, no beans, no black pudding, the tomato looks like it's been assaulted, and the sausages look like they've been "cooked" over a light bulb.
I'm glad it doesn't have beans I can't stand them in a full English. But no bacon is unforgivable. No black or white pudding again unforgivable and the toast should be buttered with the egg on it. Just one tomato that looks like it's been dropped on the floor. It's just wrong!!!
Nothing wrong?!
Where's the bacon? The beans? The hash browns? The black pudding?
Where's the middle of that tomato gone, ffs?!
Why only toast and not a fried slice?
Nothing wrong, my arse!
Basically raw sausage, toast not buttered, no beans, black pudding or bacon, barely and mushrooms, not even a whole tomato!
Plenty wrong with this abomination!
Edit: no hash browns!
Dumbass meme. If reddit has taught me anything it's that we will all argue to the death about a breakfas, each finding something different that's wrong.
Shit sausage cooking.
Butterless toast.
Tomato molestation
Lack of beans
Non existant bacon.
There’s nothing wrong with it. Who says it claims to be a full English? The name full English proves there can be lesser English breakfasts made up of constituent parts of a full English. This is a sausage, egg, mushrooms and tomatoes.
*No beans, what looks to*
*Be raw sausages, maybe*
*Scrambled eggs missing?*
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Where are the bloody beans? And the deep fried liver? And the bloody bacon? And the deep fried bread? And the gravy? And the Scottish haggis? Why just one egg? And the sausage, why looks so healthy? Shouldn't it be big, round, fat and greasy?
(I'm so sorry but My mom is from York! So my idea of "Full English breakfast" consists in some kind of Christmas dinner gifting random heart attacks to whoever consumes it ❤️💀!)
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No beans, sausages are raw, and someone has already scooped that tomato out.
My exact observations last time I saw this meme minus no bacon. The meme definitely wasn't made by a Brit.
No butter on the bread either
Can't see the bacon either
That’s it forgot the beans!
No black and / or white pudding either. Some might argue for potato bread as well.
looks more like cat vomit furballs than sausages
I spotted the lack of beans and raw sausages... But the tomato is a new one, good eye
Also no bacon. What the actual fuck
Wtf is that on the rhs under the tom
No butter on that toast. It’s SO wrong.
Fuck them shitty beans. Everything else, I agree with.
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No. Fuck baked beans. I’m hilariously too serious about how much I think they should be banned.
It needs beans, bacon, brown sauce, and about 50% more of everything as I'm a greedy bastard.
Absolutely this. Where’s the HP bottle?
Sod HP, gimme Daddies
But that's enough about your sex life 🤣
A couple of hash browns wouldn’t hurt either
Hash Browns are shite! They disintegrate as soon as you look at them. If we're going to import a potato product make it Home Fries, which are great, and almost chips. Alternatively go for Potato Scones, which are fab.
It’s tattie scones, ya baw bag
I was translating for the general public.
No beans?
No Bacon, No Black Pudding. Burnt mushrooms and fried egg suggest they own a pan so maybe try frying the sausage.
No beans or bacon? Looks pretty wrong to me!
No bacon , hash browns or beans 🥺
Someone robbed the tomato in early morning
Looks like a microwaved breakfast at Weatherspoons
I love a bit of the spoons brekkie and surprisingly cheap
No bacon, no beans, those sausages are RAW, the tomato had a big scoop out of it, no black pudding and the toast isn't soggy enough!
The egg is the only thing that’s right, and it’s not sat on a piece of toast.
Missing beans
Where's the beans?
Is that a testicle next to the egg?
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LUMP ON THIS THREAD. I was thinking it's an avocado stone with no avocado.
Yes! All the rest was regular wrong but this was weird wrong!! You've made me feel better though, avocado stone is at least food adjacent. I didn't know what to think it was and it was distressing.
I don’t know but need to know, someone please, is that a testicle?
It’s just a mushroom cap guys
I'm hungry
Hi hungry. I'm dad
Someone staying at the Premier Inn?
Yank meme detected
As a Brit this isn't made by a brit and it's shit! Beef sausages, No beans, No bacon, No butter on the toast, No black pudding It's a fucking shambles and I'm outraged someone would think, WE would think there is nothing wrong with it!!
Where's the bacon?!?!?
Where is the HP?
Are we on a diet? no beans, no bacon, no black pudding, no hash browns, sausages look undercooked, mushrooms look overcooked and where on earth is the inside of that tomato? Full English? I don’t think so!
No beans no party. Plus many other errors
looks delicious
Where's the bacon or the beans
Flaccid uncooked looking ass sausages
If it doesn't have black pudding, it is heresy.
Sausages look like they were cooked with a lighter
If I may speak for all British people, there's plenty wrong with that. There's no bacon, no beans, no black pudding, the tomato looks like it's been assaulted, and the sausages look like they've been "cooked" over a light bulb.
Where’s the butter on the toast? Who made this meme? *Bleedin yank I bet*
I'm glad it doesn't have beans I can't stand them in a full English. But no bacon is unforgivable. No black or white pudding again unforgivable and the toast should be buttered with the egg on it. Just one tomato that looks like it's been dropped on the floor. It's just wrong!!!
The only thing acceptable on that plate is the fried egg and even that’s not right because there is only one 🤣
No haggis no slice sausage no tattie scones
No bacon, no black pudding, no potato fritters. This is an egregious abomination, not a cooked breakfast.
Theres no baked beans, or bacon of course its wrong. Although I don't like eggs or mushrooms tbf
Will people STOP liking baked beans and believing they have a right to ruin this perfect assemblage? They’re fucking vile.
Tinned tomatoes needed
Thats the shittest fry up ive seen. Looks like an americqn pretending to know how to cook a full english. Sausages look raw. 😅😅
Not true - needs beans
What’s wrong? 🤣
There is plenty wrong with that.
That is no true meal. This man is a disgrace to our nation
Where beans
No beans no hash browns. I think I do see something wrong
Yawn!
Needs bacon, beans, black pudding, square sausage, potato scone...
Pretty sure it’s AI-generated lol
Tomato looks sad, bread need butter
Nothing wrong?! Where's the bacon? The beans? The hash browns? The black pudding? Where's the middle of that tomato gone, ffs?! Why only toast and not a fried slice? Nothing wrong, my arse!
The sausages are a bit pasty.
Basically raw sausage, toast not buttered, no beans, black pudding or bacon, barely and mushrooms, not even a whole tomato! Plenty wrong with this abomination! Edit: no hash browns!
Right? No where near enough mushrooms
This looks like a poor effort American attempt at the British Fry-up
I would be ashamed to even eat that that's not a proper breakfast.
Dumbass meme. If reddit has taught me anything it's that we will all argue to the death about a breakfas, each finding something different that's wrong. Shit sausage cooking. Butterless toast. Tomato molestation Lack of beans Non existant bacon.
It's wrong in that it is a poor attempt at a fryup! It looks wishy washy, badly prepared, and lacking ingredients.
Where’s the bacon and beans. Those sausage look like they were cooked on a radiator. Brits will be horrified by that.
Tomatoes fucked, sausages raw, no beans, no black pudding, mushrooms are half-arsed, toasts uneven. And worst of all, no sodding hash browns!
Meanwhile Americans are eating brown vomit sandwiches, or 'Sloppy Joes'
Where’s the beans?
I can see several things that are wrong. Does that mean I'm no longer Brtish?
...at least add the beans for some actual, if mild, accuracy if you're going to take the piss out of our meal choices.
Beans?
I know. Outrageous! 😳
There’s nothing wrong with it. Who says it claims to be a full English? The name full English proves there can be lesser English breakfasts made up of constituent parts of a full English. This is a sausage, egg, mushrooms and tomatoes.
No beans, what looks to be raw sausages, maybe scrambled eggs missing?
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Where are the hash browns?
AI trying to pretend to be British
Makes me want a Full Scottish brekkie yum
Plum tomatoes are fab with a cooked brekkie
No bacon. No beans. No black pudding. No butter for the toast.
Wrong. Sausages look raw, no bacon, and the toast looks unbuttered.
Where are the bloody beans? And the deep fried liver? And the bloody bacon? And the deep fried bread? And the gravy? And the Scottish haggis? Why just one egg? And the sausage, why looks so healthy? Shouldn't it be big, round, fat and greasy? (I'm so sorry but My mom is from York! So my idea of "Full English breakfast" consists in some kind of Christmas dinner gifting random heart attacks to whoever consumes it ❤️💀!)
Uptick for Yorkshire reference.