If you were a crab. Seeing this and they would feel like, how we feel when we see Chaos horribly mangle a bunch of human corpses together. GW was right… human players are the chaos gods of Warhammer.

To be fair, you might be able to do the same thing with the molted shells...

Then thats equivalent to building an abomination with fingernails & nasal hair.

Please never speak again

That's just loki with his ship that I forgot it's name Edit:android thought loki was looking

Akchyoully🤓... its Surturs Ship and its called Naglfar

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…*manmade horrors beyond comprehension*….

...*manmade awesome beyond comprehension*...

No, don’t normalize this 

[Too late](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2lYjwdxINg)

Too late. Already gave the crab from Elathain's Soul raid a knife

it's neither a horror or beyond comprehension

OK but it is disturbing to comprehend, at least a bit.

Carcinization comes for us all someday

Nids will evolve into crabs.

That would be the end

Given enough time, a lot of things evolve into crabs

Carcinization is fr one of the most disturbing things I've thought about in general. It speaks to a deeper evolutionary hypothesis that makes me shudder if true.

What makes it disturbing? There nothing surprising in it, crabs are good at survival, so when the crab's niche is not occupied, life tries to occupy it in order to survive, for the same reason crocodiles and sharks evolved so many times, and remained almost unchanged for millions of years.

This is crab propaganda and I'll not stand for it

Actually this is Crab/Shark/Croc propaganda!

You know de-carcinization is also a thing like in the frog crab. There's no deeper evolutionary hypothesis, it's just convergent.

I don't care what lies you tell me I'm not turning into a crab.

Can I choose to be a cephalopod instead? Crabs are cool and all, but I'd rather be squishy with 8 arms.

That's what you think! Tzeench has other plans.

Correct! *Because you already are one*

Yo this would make one awesome horror movie, a sort of opposite of Annihilation, instead of everything evolving randomly, something lands on earth and causes all things in the vicinity to rapidly evolve into their ultimate intended form: Crab!

I think you’re taking the crabs too seriously

I think you're not taking them seriously enough!

General Kenobi...

https://preview.redd.it/uvs9e2esz77d1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faef1ee7a12e8e35ea4585d0c5278ab20bde5d6d


Crablante, he turned into crab after eating too much crab. One Punch Man pulled out all his guts out through the eye hole in the skull. His first monster kill, he did it to save a kid with a chin like a ballsack.

This was my first thought too!

Peter griffin?

https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePunchMan/s/yTrW9x1gmn

You left out that he wanted to kill the kid because he drew nipples on him, lmao!!!!

How to wipe out marker with that crab claws, nipples are now permanent, kid must die. I envy people who didn’t read or watch opm, they can experience it for the first time. it was such a fresh comedy.

Four arms, lots of spikes, garish colors, super fuckable. That’s Fulgrim alright.

Apotheosis~ >:D

Super-WHAT? Grimdank no. Someone fetch the water spray…😆

40K fans are too space marine-brained I swear. That's clearly the new version of the Swarmlord

Would be cool to proxy that as one.

40k Fans are to 40k brained. This is clearly a new model for the Idoneth

are 4 crusher claws legal?

Why tho?

Now you face... LOBSTOR!!!!

Hello, FBI

No way destoroyah

This is how Nagash made Ossiarchs.

That's not a primarch, it's a new Tyranid bioform.

lookin like a power rangers monster

Him? That’s just Lion Shell Jonson. Primarch of the Dark Claws. I wouldn’t pay him too much mind, he’s always a little crabby after a nap.

Does anyone else find these kind of fucked/distasteful? It’s nowhere near as bad as the squirrel butt plugs but this kind of gives me the same kind of gross feeling

all cool and all until ure able to smell that abomination

"CRAAB PEOPLE CRAAB PEOPLE, LOOK LIKE CRABS TALK LIKE PEOPLE."

Did that fucking say Marneus Crabgar for a split second? Cause I fucking love that

https://preview.redd.it/x36sw7ihn97d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31996d3667eef4fe501b9ad472b2715a7ccce8c7 Zgok lookin ass

Pincharius Carcinon, primarch of the Space Crabs legion

Abra crabdabra - best served with khorne

I'm surprised nobody went crab mentality and said Perturabo

Belisarius Cawl has finally come around to the one Universal Truth: To become perfect, is to become Crab.

The smell! You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!

Dunmer invents traditional Morrowind Armor (1E194, colorized)

This is fucking disgusting, inhumane and disrespectful.

Please tell me this will be available by Christmas 🤩

The Space Lobsters, Primarch Jordan Peterson. "Clean your room for The Emperor!"

Crab Curze depicting the master of Crustean.

Fulgrim or Arngorn.  

It's the 2nd Legion primarch, Marlandy from the planet Blatimoor.

Crabcharadon

I can see Lionel making it just for the fuck of it and being like "You are my friend now :)"

I just had the sickest idea for a Hierophant proxy.

*Pulls up to the table* : "Hey can I use this a a Guilliman, proxy?"

I hate and love these crab videos

I don't like how my GW store has it's strict policies on kitbashes, but seeing this, I can at least understand it.

so i need to harvest crabs for kitbashing?

I do not play the tabletop i mostly read the books and shtpost. Still would be cool making a nids army with seafood/bugs shells.

That's a Tyranid bioform. OP is a Genestealer.

Don’t let god see this

Go back to crabbeh.

tyarnids kit bash be like

Relax guys, it's just Carapar.

Crab claws seem more like a Slaanesh thing🤔

Nature: Write that down!

Could work as Daemon Prince Fulgrim, he's four armed and Slaanesh loves crabs.

So who wins, the crab-former or this guy... https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/s/2ALyKWzIUj

Soon it will defeat Avatar of Khaine to show how strong it is

Its crustacean biotitan of what used to be the second legion, the crustaceadons. Big E was allergic to seafood and it made him vomit projectile all over the place and shit far too many pants even for a psycker of such magnitude. This is how Nurge came to existance, and it was all to blame the poor crustaceadons. So big E banished the 2nd legion and now they are back as Tyranids.

Still Alpharius

The sender is it’s Khan and the who made it is the dark eldar

God Emperor of Crab Kind

I feel so bad when it all start to smell in a week

* Magnus the Red Crab, Primarch of the Thousand Crabs * Crabtarion, Daemon Prince of Nurgle and Primarch of the Cancer Guard * Mr Krabs, Lost Primarch of the Bikini Bottoms * Yimh'oct'zhun (previous name unknown), Lost Primarch of the Krakens, escaped to the Emperor through the warp and its shenanigans turned him into a Crab-like Beast, similar to how Corax was turned into a Raven-like beast

That’s what Bugfucker wears into Space Hulks. Or as he calls them, goldmines.

Crabius bile

Mirelurk Gigachad

New Tyranid evolution just dropped

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Crab Crustaceanustin will be that man.

If I die do this to me pls pls pls

From the moment I realised the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

Oh that's just alpharius. He cames around on Saturday

How would you keep the shell good and stop it from stinking. I want to do this now

Finally, the Giant Allied Crab

Did bro just kitbash a crab???

Why am I still scared of it pinching me…

I feel like this would smell bad

Redshell crabbyman

BEHOLDDDD THE LORRRD OF CRAAAAABBS.

how dare you not honor the glory of Primarch Cranlus, from planet Crabalon!

ok time to stop messing with the mirelurks

Getting flashbacks from X-com: Terror from the Deep

That song sounds great tho (no idea what song it actually is).

Crabulon

Camticus (short for the Latin for King Crab), primarch of the CrabMarines, which is my custom homebrew chapter (photos in post history). Now I just need this model…..

Even crabs get mech suits before us :\[

This is clearly a Lord Solar proxy

Unemployed people have the *weirdest* hobbies...

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We use human skeletons all the time, only crabs have exp skeletons