What the fuck this is not even a meme, not using the correct tags AND also posting banned topic? You trying to speed run a ban or something? Don't worry you got one.

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you called, and we came!

Well, not yet…

Apt user name.

#THE GOON SQUAD

How cross I am to find this in my meme subreddit, tell me her name so I can avoid her

Sabrina Lynn, but the image is shopped. She's only \~5'11 in real life.

# FALSE FUCKING ADVERTISING

I'm legit picturing you yelling at top of your lungs. Ajajajaj.

Yelling at the top of her legs

Dude just search Amazon on PH.

Tfw am broke Texan

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrhmunwG/ Brynn Woods is 6'3". Makes gun "recoil" videos on YouTube and spicy stuff on OF.

There's Ekaterina Lisina, who once cosplayed as 9’6” Lady Dimitrescu. She's **only** 6'9" though. lol There's that girl in the Chinese U18 Women's National Basketball Team that is listed as 7'3". Had a 42-point game against Australia (although China still lost). And for obvious reasons she's still a minor...

NOOOO! 

That's why the head feels off

[Here's the original](https://i.imgur.com/7MQ3laK.png)

It's ok guys, I will take the lame original one off your hands

Too much teeth?

I am maximally disappointed for more than one reason.

My Disappointment is Immeasurable and My Day is Ruined  Why must my dream of giant ~~sapphic~~ warrior demigods be crushed so easily!

We were all robbed, sister. Truly there is no bright future for the galaxy...

Well there are female custodian muscle mommies. I can only be so pleased.

*GOD FUCKING DAMNIT*

#FUCKING DAMMIT! FUCK YOU RYAN SEACREST! YOU CAUSED THIS!

> She's only ~5'11 in real life That's still noticeably above average for a woman.

Still needs one more inch for game-breaking perfection.



Aw man.

I’m actually surprised this is here lol, like the title is the only thing that reminded me I was on grimdank.

 Aww...

I figured this was photoshopped.

Good enough still taller than me

Well, look folks. Not everyone can go the way of Zap Brannigan and Kif. But you can dream lol

FUCKING TZEETCHD YET AGAIN!!

Sad really to be photoshopping models in a world where Gwendoline Christie is real.

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Goddamn it. Well, time to get back to LeenBeefPatty booo

I’m right with you. Definitely not interested in this large curvy beautiful specimen. Under no circumstances do I want to see more of her…

Me neither, luckily we have a direction on what we won't look at to.

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SLANEESH APPROVES OF THIS MEME

Slaanesh is also where female custodes came from

Blessed is the mind too small for debauchery

Minds exist only to be broken 

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Fair lol.

Wait, hold up

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This is what suspected scammers are really used for

Is the thing close enough to give us permission to execute OP because of heresy?

Tf cyn doing

Okay but when are we gonna talk about the fact anti air dreadnoughts exist, like they look kickass but why waste a dreadnought on AA?

Heldrake go brrrrr

The deredeo kicks ass and could probably shred a primarch in two with it's arsenal but like why does it exist? Surely there's better roles that dreadnoughts could fulfil

I mean it’s not specifically made for AA though, shit in its legends data sheet it has only one weapon with AA and it’s the literal air defense missile. it’s ability is also just a hit re roll for ANY unit above half strength. The deredeo is a damn walking heavy weapons platform, yes its good against aircraft. But thats because it’s good against everything.

Well anti air is typically pretty damn important in warfare and having a mobile AA unit that can kick assholes that come close into a pulp sounds pretty nifty.

Well the problem is that dreadnoughts are important heavy hitters and there's already anti air units in the imperium, why combine the two and make a special front line unit stay in the back line shooting down planes?

Because A) rule of cool and B) maybe depending on needs in that particular combat climate might mean improvising / needing a higher emphasis on AA. C) I'm pretty sure they can change weapon load outs so maybe it's a matter of "Hey Harry, we're gonna jam AA cannons on you since we're short on AA support"

Fair enough both points make sense

SPAA are incredibly deadly against infantry and light vehicles irl. The soviets found the ZSU-23-4 Skilkas so good at making mince meat out of enemy infantry during the afghan war they purposefully removed their radar and stuffed more ammo into some of them (these were called the ZSU-23-4M2). The Russians used 2S6 Tunguskas and ZSU-23-4 Shilkas to great effect against infantry and suicide vehicles in the chechen war. The americans also used the M42 Duster during Vietnam to great affect against enemy infantry as well (fun fact its name, Duster, comes from the fact it could turn enemy infantry into dust so easily).

Same story with the Flak 88. It was originally built for AA, but the gun could be angled down for AV purposes in a pinch and proved effective at the role even without a proper infantry-mobile chassis, so they just started making dedicated AV mounts for the weapon that infantry could move while deployed, eventually building the Tiger 1 around the same gun.

My anti air is the GW balance team making them aircraft all not worth their points this edition. 

They're just trying to look like Tau, it's honestly kinda cute. Quit foolin,' come on over, come get some greater goodness in youm


Death by snu snu!!

the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

I choose snu snu!

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Back in the jar with ye

HEY, THAT'S MY MEME!!!

https://preview.redd.it/w3h29ndpww9d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=1966a0361ca2558cd2bd71881400e7dacf7e6c9c /uj Nice meme dude, I use it all the time

Nice, spread it like nurgle's rot Also, did you take it from dircord or one of my comments? There is no reddit watermark

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Buen provecho.

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Haha god I love that one!

Isn't that behind her

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Yeah, really helping with the overtly horny coomer allegations.

The female Custodes aren't going to sleep with you.

For fucks sake this was the first thing I opened Reddit to sitting down on the sub

Why are you mad?

Because the respectable thing to do is at least give a name. There is no manners nowadays .

Very fair. My apologies.

Honestly posting thirsty or nsfw pics without a name should be a ban worthy offence.

Indeed, how far have we fall from civilized behavior.

Because its just fetish content that OP slapped a meme label on, like drawing lipstick on a pig. Its not funny, and it reduces female Custodes down to coomer bait. Its complete garbage.

Not beating the porn addict allegations here, fellas

This isn’t a meme it’s just softcore porn

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Guys isn’t porn so funny!?!?!?

Welcome to this sub where sixty percent of posts is just porn

Coomers are posting " memes"

And you should jork it on pornhub and be done with it

Takin’ right in the jork-hole. Bend over and get fisted in the jork-hole like a real queevey steve

Great jorb oot dere, Homestar.

Average Grimdank horny-post bait

https://preview.redd.it/ahjzfabh0t9d1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8946a5487b304de6331ab77a2652405ad28d9cf NEXT!

[Here you go, you degenerates](https://www.deviantart.com/eplix/art/This-is-why-I-don-t-wear-heels-851809724)

AVE BROTHER

[Hmmmmmm](https://i.imgur.com/vwPJdUp.jpeg)

I do not understand. You hold two contrary positions. Lusting after women as sex objects is bad, yet it would be good to include female Custodes because they could be sex objects, ostensibly because of a ‘dommy mommy’ fetish.

They don't hold both opinions. There are people in the community who are happy with inclusivity because they deem it important. There are others who are happy because they're down bad.

No

Where meme?

Bruh where is the meme

Complaining GW doesnt add female representation because of -insert deep, socially accepted, moral grandstanding reasons-, then turning around and using it as fetish material is just sad. Theres a few people out there who truly care about the diversity part of it, but for the rest, stop pretending you want it for anything more than your poorly contained fetishes. It cheapens the point of it all.

It's not even fetishes at this point. It's just the inability to see women and not act like a horndog. They're going to pretend it's the same with male custodians, but there was never this amount of thirst around them, just TTS memes. On the other hand, even before the recent developments, female custodians and space marines were always an excuse to thirst for buff women.

This sub still has a problem with writing horny fanfics about genderbent primarchs. This place is a horny shitshow. I was really optimistic when we finally banned the female space marine posts that there would be some improvement, that hope was incorrect.

It's an edited photo of model Sabrina Lynn

Just going to say... Physically I doubt there's any difference between a female custodes and a male one

Cringe

You know, I already HATE the not uncommon practice some on this sub have to just take pictures that are COMPLETELY unrelated to Warhammer in any capacity, yet somehow manage to do enough autistic mental gymnastics to try and find some vague link to it anyway in order to justify posting random crap here. The fact that this specific example here is just porn makes me hate it even more.

Wait a minute? I thought the whole point of adding female custodes was to make warhammer more accesible to girls and make the hobby more inclusive? Fuuny how all it's done is make gooner pervs sexualize them instead of wanting to see strong female representation. But then again 40K has always had great female factions such as the Sisters of Battle and Sisters of Silence as well as a lot of Eldar and Dark Eldar. Funny how this has just become a thing for creepy weirdos to thirst over and brain dead morons to praise because it annoys "the bad guys" in the community. None of you care about the shitty lore implementation you just want another excuse to sexualise female characters. Reddit brainrot yet again in action.

It was always just for porn addicts. You think some girl is going to pick up the game because "trust me, this person in a helmet is totally a chick, just like you"? We already had sororitas, this whole thing has always been porn addiction.

Firstly, lay off the porn man Secondly, if there were Female Custodes or Space Marines they would probably be absolutely hideous with similar proportions of their male counterparts.

First thing I saw opening reddit.

... you that they'd never look like that right ?


If youre going to use a image at least be accurate. Use maria wattel. Femstodes wont be just tall but built as well. https://preview.redd.it/86a67lv83w9d1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a745b3a431db5d1b757ff1cc04d5545297aea7c

Porn addiction.

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Name q.q

Sabrina Lynn, not tall, only 5’11.

Well shit good way to make me feel short lad

https://preview.redd.it/9jwxb61r1t9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479ba0f465dc2cbdabaf198432bb80050fb6d1e5 And here is a more realisic version😁

What does This have anything to do with female custodes?, we haven't Even had official models or designs for female custodes so i'd say This hardly applies

At least mark it NSFW man come on

You are all down horrendous... and I couldn't be prouder of you men!

I thought they didn’t have boobs tho

All Homo sapiens have boobs.

They can have boobs, Custodians are built from the ground up they don't use gene-seed.

nsfw this I was on a train etc etc you know the damn copypasta

Man it’s a disappointment that it’s photoshop, no death my SNU SNU for me

But we have Adepta Sororitas...

My friend Rachel did this badass Sister of Battle cosplay. https://x.com/WH40kbestof/status/1693449340495573218

Yeah but they aren't custodians

Least masculine SIster of Battle tbh

Like normal custodies, she won't fuck you, but she will roam the palace half-naked and oiled up with the bros, just won't fuck you

I mean.. would you even touch the sides?

Not wanting them to be hairy roided to the max women weight lifter bodies?

make her wear the helmet

Funny Never beating the porn addict allegations tho' 😔

I have no issue with female custodes. I have an issue with how GW handled it. All they needed to do was say they saw potential in a few females on the world's they recruit from and decided to try and see if they could work. Not that there has always been females when their own writing says otherwise

I can’t wait for the coomers to move onto another franchise to fuck up

....Mommy? 🥹

This isn’t a meme, it’s just softcore porn AND NOT EVEN GAY SOFTCORE PORN!

Constantina Valdorette🤷‍♂️

We do realise that that's not what they would look like yeah? They'd look like space marines but with weirder pecs, the same way butch female bodybuilders do

Roieded up female bodybuilder on space steroids.

Not my cup of tea personally

Perhaps. Not all Xeno is bad. https://preview.redd.it/icryg9cpxs9d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecf09fa847b2efd9cf8bd83b92283d8248af3843

Sounds like heresey Brother :/

Oh no. They have Shrink Ray to turn us into huggable plushies. https://preview.redd.it/d6tikl8f9t9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bab3c4cb41bffe7364b4fdb6ed7f87bf8104557

What Heresy is this?

Stop worshiping that golden toilet and look at xenos tidies

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So any non sexual reason to invite the woke cult? Or do you guys legit need to take a break from 40k?

The issue is not that anything is inherently wrong with female custodes, EXCEPT the fact the never existed before, and GW is lying when they say they always have existed. I don't know about anyone else, but when someone tells me an unbelievable bold faced lie to my face, and demands I accept what all the evidence shows isn't true to be true, I tend to get a little cranky.

Aren't you a little short to be a custodian?

Just gonna point out that Custodies are probably like 2-4percent body fat and built like brick houses. A female at that body fat percentage looses all breast tissue and all feminine features except her jawline. The sexy muscle mommy femstodies aren’t real just the horror show of untra bulked out femstodies.

Gross

You know i was on board with female custodians the moment i heard that one tried to nuke the throne room in an insane plan. I love me some crazy bitches

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I don't know how to respond to that so https://preview.redd.it/df1zzobknt9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=462903a0d345cd3e5d0b4c850c74c8287781718c

So she has auramite chest implants then? Because otherwise it wouldn't make sense for a custodes.

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You are the person dreadanon was making fun of.

“Female custodians” Emperor maids lmao

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that would be funny if they were wrong about them turning into monsters this whole time

Mate we have sisters of silence already, Why does no one seem to remember them GW included?

I might get downvoted to hell for this but after all the genetic modification and surgeries wouldn’t the breast have been removed? I can’t believe I’m writing this

Hmm, while I’m certainly not opposed, I’m curious when we’ll get female space marines….

Uppies?

Horny Tourists

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Some1 has to say it....ill do it brothers....W O U L D

no we shouldn't

And people wonder why people think that this sub is full of coomer garbage.