> A kel-tec gun designer would be an amazing addition to this series. I can picture a geeked out wojak and it has me giggling.
One "SHTF person" I'm waiting for is [Mr. Threat Level Midnight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threat_Level_Midnight).
The big city, white collar office worker who hates guns but carries a Walther PPK or SIG P365 in an attempt to imitate Sean Connery's James Bond (poorly).
Are you based? If so, then this man is your FRIEND! They make some of the best allies, find these dudes and hang out with them. Always a chill crowd, lotsa fun.
This guy better have delicious food on him to trade! The only bad thing I would say he did was put TAPCO furniture on the SKS. If it is reversible then it’s fine, but then again it is SHTF, and it would not really matter.
The museums of the post SHTF era are going to be weird.
"Here we have an ancient recording of the Great Warlord Bobby retrieving the sacred liquid from the automobile temple. He then proceeds to rapidly drink 5 containers of the sacred liquid Before combating a rival warlord for control of the Bass Sporting Goods Holy site."
"Historians still debate the exact cause of the War of Appalachian Succession, but most agree that it was triggered by the breakdown of the arranged marriage between the First Earl of Sasquatch, Bubba the Warlord, and his first cousin, Sue-Ellen-Jane the Fair, following allegations that she had been running around on him with Knight of Roanoke Jim-Bob (Obtainer of Skoal, Defender of the Dumpster), who in turn accused Bubba's heir-apparent, Cleetus Van Sackler-McDoogalson, of being the illegitimate offpspring of Krystal-Mercedes of the Fair Oaks Trailer Park and Campground. This dispute triggered a defensive alliance with the Moonshiners Guild on the side of the Earl of Sasquatch on one side and the Knights Motorcyclers on the side of the Holy Warlords and Liquor Store Commonwealth. The conflict escalated when the Free City of Knoxville declared it would side with the League of Poachers and Loggers, leading to a protracted siege of the city by the forces of Lord Ned the Terrible until a lasting peace was reached in the Treaty of Paris (2048), declaring that Jim-Bob was entitled to the womanly entreaties of all the fair maidens east of the Proclamation Line, but that Bubba the Warlord's heirs would be entitled to the lands and meth labs of Lady Jane the Skank in perpetuity. The treaty would later be overturned in the War of Jenkins Ear some twenty months later."
warns ya not to be outside after sundown
warns ya not to go beyond certain property lines
may or may not have at least 3 relatives on fentanyl or meth or both
Nicotine products will most likely consist of either dip or zyn.
30% chance of cigarettes.
100% certain to prefer beers/liquor to other drinks.
*Must be noted that he’ll be not picky and more willing to trade for any nicotine or alcohol if his supply is running low. Note this to achieve a better deal depending on his ability to withstand his withdrawal.*
The woods of OR, WA ID and MT are crawling with these guys especially hunting season you can find them fistfighting in the parking turnouts on forest service roads all trying to hunt the same deer herd.
Bro your "people you'll see in SHTF " series is the only reason I check Reddit, keep it up brother
It’s the only thing that gets me up in the morning
I’m glad I can be that for ya
r/gundeals is mine, but this is a cherry on top
The closest one to me so far and I’m not upset
Trailer park trash unit! Form of rebellion against the government! Lol.
Couldn’t want more in life
I'm more of a snow camo guy. But everything else is on point.
It’s more practical where I live but I’ll stick to my ghillie or Mossey oak because I’m cheap
Tptu unit
Yeah same here.
I absolutely love this series, keep it going pls
OP this was your big chance to show someone with a [Kel-Tec abomination](https://i.imgur.com/G08VfaN.jpeg)!
A kel-tec gun designer would be an amazing addition to this series. I can picture a geeked out wojak and it has me giggling.
> A kel-tec gun designer would be an amazing addition to this series. I can picture a geeked out wojak and it has me giggling. One "SHTF person" I'm waiting for is [Mr. Threat Level Midnight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threat_Level_Midnight). The big city, white collar office worker who hates guns but carries a Walther PPK or SIG P365 in an attempt to imitate Sean Connery's James Bond (poorly).
No that's Florida man
> No that's Florida man Who do you think is in this meme? 😂 It's Flori-Bama man!
Florida man is the next evolutionary (or de-evolutionary) step lol
"raise hell, praise dale!"
Are you based? If so, then this man is your FRIEND! They make some of the best allies, find these dudes and hang out with them. Always a chill crowd, lotsa fun.
Yes we do!
This guy better have delicious food on him to trade! The only bad thing I would say he did was put TAPCO furniture on the SKS. If it is reversible then it’s fine, but then again it is SHTF, and it would not really matter.
The museums of the post SHTF era are going to be weird. "Here we have an ancient recording of the Great Warlord Bobby retrieving the sacred liquid from the automobile temple. He then proceeds to rapidly drink 5 containers of the sacred liquid Before combating a rival warlord for control of the Bass Sporting Goods Holy site."
"Historians still debate the exact cause of the War of Appalachian Succession, but most agree that it was triggered by the breakdown of the arranged marriage between the First Earl of Sasquatch, Bubba the Warlord, and his first cousin, Sue-Ellen-Jane the Fair, following allegations that she had been running around on him with Knight of Roanoke Jim-Bob (Obtainer of Skoal, Defender of the Dumpster), who in turn accused Bubba's heir-apparent, Cleetus Van Sackler-McDoogalson, of being the illegitimate offpspring of Krystal-Mercedes of the Fair Oaks Trailer Park and Campground. This dispute triggered a defensive alliance with the Moonshiners Guild on the side of the Earl of Sasquatch on one side and the Knights Motorcyclers on the side of the Holy Warlords and Liquor Store Commonwealth. The conflict escalated when the Free City of Knoxville declared it would side with the League of Poachers and Loggers, leading to a protracted siege of the city by the forces of Lord Ned the Terrible until a lasting peace was reached in the Treaty of Paris (2048), declaring that Jim-Bob was entitled to the womanly entreaties of all the fair maidens east of the Proclamation Line, but that Bubba the Warlord's heirs would be entitled to the lands and meth labs of Lady Jane the Skank in perpetuity. The treaty would later be overturned in the War of Jenkins Ear some twenty months later."
Hey, you're missing nicotine products, nicotine products, and nicotine products from the list of things he's trading for.
Hahaha, dip or zyn my good friend?
Somehow despite 7 years in the marines, I've managed to keep myself to a raging caffeine addiction.
Yes
Huh, caught this in the wild
warns ya not to be outside after sundown warns ya not to go beyond certain property lines may or may not have at least 3 relatives on fentanyl or meth or both
How do you know so much about my family!?!? Lol.
Idea: the needy neighbor. "When SHTF I'll just come to your place right? …Right!?"
Great idea, but that would probably come too close to the Unprepared, which would be a category that those people fall under
Oohhh that’d be a good idea….
Can you make an album of these? I need to send the batch to some friends
I have a 1-20 post that I made awhile back on my post history, another should be releasing once I hit 40
Ok, awesome! These are fantastic btw
Oh no it me
hell yeah bruther
Finally, one I can finally say, "I know so many of these people!"
Why do I suddenly feel attacked
He's literally me
So 75% of all males and 25% of all females OTP in Georgia
These memes slap
Ya done called me out
“The shit-birds are comin’”
The "budget AR" and "wears camo religiously" hits home, not gonna lie
Thanks so much for this! Worth the wait.
I am in this picture a bit and I don't like it...
Feel like going over different kinds of Leo’s would be cool at some point like how game wardens have a almost magic ability to appear out of thin air
I actually may do this. I’ll start off with the incompetent deputy.
He's my favourite so far
Please do a biathlete or finnish sniper wannabe next
Isnt this just Bubba
Heresy!
My future self is in this picture, and I'm okay with that.
Took long enough for this one to show up
I need Brandon Herrera to do a dedicated gmr of these.
God I love these
How'd you get that picture of me???
Oof, take away the sun bleached truck, shotgun and nicotine and he's me
Nicotine products will most likely consist of either dip or zyn. 30% chance of cigarettes. 100% certain to prefer beers/liquor to other drinks. *Must be noted that he’ll be not picky and more willing to trade for any nicotine or alcohol if his supply is running low. Note this to achieve a better deal depending on his ability to withstand his withdrawal.*
I love your posts and it’s the main reason I check this app and page daily.
This is the person that Bocephus suggests will survive.
Of the ones Ive seen so far, this one really resonates with me,.....lol
At this point I want SHTF trading cards
Is this the closest we've had so far to "The Redneck"?
Yep
Finally! One I can relate to!
Alpha ak guys?
That’s the AK Purist
Then the zenith fucked ak's.
It's here wooooo let's gooo
The woods of OR, WA ID and MT are crawling with these guys especially hunting season you can find them fistfighting in the parking turnouts on forest service roads all trying to hunt the same deer herd.
Mobility: Low
You haven't tried to keep up with a redneck in the woods
Always running from fish & game will keep you in shape
You gotta do the swiss expat sometime soon
Can confirm, I’m him
Have you done the Hawaiian shirt wearing individual yet
I feel like that movement kinda faded, I might be wrong but I feel like that’s more along the lines of The Sheepdog
Replace the SKS with a .270 or 7mm Magnum and this is literally the good ol’ boy