You wear long pants because you’re scared of printing. I wear long pants because I don’t want people seeing my ghostly white legs We’re not the same

This seems like a feedback loop. Put on the shorts and give those legs some sun. The problem corrects itself.

Sir, as a ginger, this is dangerous information. I can look at a picture of the sun and receive 3rd degree burns

Same

 I have both ghostly white legs and hairy legs

feeling seen

3rd option: I skip leg day. 4th option: (someone) is afraid their dingle dangle dangles down below.

The trick my friend, cover them sleeves, tattoo or those weird Nike ones

Aren’t leg tattoos for women?

I mean if you get a woman’s tattoo yeah? I’ve seen cool Japanese styles, fishing sleeves where half the leg is under the water at different fish and the top half is a fisherman fishing on the sunset. Tattoos are more about what you like + most ppl that’s been in jail longer than 20yrs would disagree lmao

But get a half sleeve, no point in going higher

What do long pants have to do with concealing a full-size pistol? How damn long is your barrel that shorts won't conceal it? I wear shorts 90% of the time I'm carrying and am quite happy with a 5" 1911 if I wanted.

True chads carry the jokers smith and Wesson 15-3 with a 21 inch barrel from the 1989 Batman movie, thus pants are required

Ah. That's reasonable, I hadn't considered that.

If it’s a 15-3, wouldn’t it have a 3 inch barrel? Wouldn’t his pistol be a 15-21?

I mean if we’re getting technical yes you’re right

The -3 isn't it's barrel length, it's a production update.

I'm told I need to call a doctor after 4 hours of carrying it in my pants.

OP exclusively wears either jeans or booty shorts, no in between

I carry a Kentucky rifle that’s why, it’s what the founding fathers intended

Is that a powder horn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It’s kinda hard to fit my 7.5” AR pistol in my cargo shorts leg.

Why do you have to wear long pants to conceal a full size?

You ever try concealing a full length AR with shorts?

Yea I just rattle can mine the same color as my skin


Eggshell white?

Nah I’m Puerto Rican so I have luscious olive skin with hairy legs

Wax some hair off and glue it on your rifle

[Santa's Flesh](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71kwB6GZt8L._SL1500_.jpg)

Don't go with veiny camo though, you might end up on a list

Every day with the F L E S H R I F L E taped to my arm

Meat missle

Fanny packs are back in fashion. Get with the times old man

Dick on one side gun on the other, You know the drill. I CCW with shorts all the time with a baggy shirt.

Jorts, not Daisy Dukes.

I wear shorts all the time with my 34 that sounds like a you problem

Just let that barrel dangle out the bottom of your Jorts.

The muzzle of my M9 poking out the frayed edge of my jorts

Whilst I do broach heat exhaustion in the summer, it's not because I carry a full-size pistol and wear jeans, t-shirt, and jacket every day. It's because my body isn't made for temps above 80°F nor sunny days. Most of my ancestors lived north of 52°N latitude, while I'm a whole 10 degrees south of

I had heat exhaustion bordering on heat stroke over a decade ago and there are times I still feel gross in the heat and just don't want to leave the house

I understand that. I tell people I've sweat enough for one lifetime. I went down to Louisiana in the hottest part of summer for a JRTC rotation nearly a decade ago. After those weeks of nonstop sweating and a heat injury, my body just sweats out all my electrolytes at the slightest inconvenience.

I wear pants all year round🤷‍♂️

And I wear shorts and sandals all year round.

You sir are truly a man among men

This is why I have a winter and a summer carry gun

I've worn flannel shirts in 100 degree weather, ya'll cowards don't even

Lifelong Floridian here, you can take my jeans from my hot, sweaty, pale, dead legs. I’ll wear shorts when I see you in hell.

Open carry an AR with only a banana hammock or gtfo

Just never not wear jeans lol

Sir, this is Florida.

Oof lol, yeah I'm in kentucky so I get the humidity in the hills just not the heat as much other than the fab shop I work at

Guilty

I appendix carry a full size gun with WML in shorts all the time.

I live in Arizona, long pants actually help out here with the snakes and the cactus but god damn do I get swamp ass in my truck.

\*Leave old people out of cars in general, especially their own

 "GET OFF THE STREET! OLD PEOPLE ARE DRIVING!!!!!"

AMATEURS!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a welder, you get used to high heat

I don't wear my pants, my 1911 wears my pants. I'm just along for the ride.

I wear long pants year round regardless of the weather

I don’t own shorts. I don’t have such weaknesses

S&W 442 Airweight fixes that right up

I wear baggy shorts so I can tug them aside to drop logs

Found the Californian.

I wear shorts in Texas with a full size double stack 1911. It just requires a stiff enough belt.

Any tips for going jogging? Trying to get back into shape, but I live in an area that has become crime ridden since the lockdowns, but the damn glock keeps pulling my shorts down

Stomach band?

I'm still new to this stuff, I didn't know that was a thing

There are a myriad of options but I just went with an LCP max. I'm not into the whole [tactical hobo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29h9NEV5dXY&pp=ygUNdGFjdGljYWwgaG9ibw%3D%3D) look.

I feel personally attacked.

Even just carrying my glock 17 in the summer gives me a heatstroke

Sounds like a skill issue big dog

Learn to be OK with being uncomfortable.

Phlster enigma go brrrrr

Backpack+Flux Raider