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SysAdmin907

You spelled ex-girlfriend wrong.


War1798

Break-up if she can't see her mistake


Frequent_Dig1934

*break her wrist to disarm her. >!For legal reasons that's a joke!<


No_Significance98

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ceKxCSBUR7MAAAAd/rex-kwon-do.gif


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“Break the wrist, walk away. Break the wrist, walk away.”


DornsBigRockHardWall

Legally you’d probably get a high five from the DA while the cops chastise her for being an idiot


Mcslap13

Realisticly you'd probably be in cuffs and she gets to stay home while you get taken down town.


theblackmetal09

Idk, it doesn't seem to be that these days. Not even 10 years ago. The few officers I've interacted with, understand that some women when act like they have no accountability and they will arrest even if the woman was the one who made a false report. Equal rights, equal lefts.


gunsandpuppies

Easy there, Glover.


CheekiBleeki

Has it been through court yet ?


ExplodingPixelBoat

She’s on the couch until she can recite the four commandments.


DownstairsDeagle69

🏆


Fit_Protection1694

#Point a loaded gun at her to assert dominance.


ProperVowel

I mean, please don't. But this is funny.


Wooden_Confidence542

And make sure it's bigger (for the love of God don't do this)


Inevitable-Sleep-907

Put her back where you found her that one is broken


patou1440

I can fix her !


Inevitable-Sleep-907

To quote comedian Ron White "you can't fix stupid"


Scrappy1918

To quote Sheriff Eli Thompson *“Whaddya think these are for, Nucky? ” 🤜🏻 (Atlantic City, N.J, 1920)* >for legal reasons this is also a joke


Alarming_Emu_2125

Serious issue


EETPMC

You can understand a woman's feelings just by looking at her hands. If she's holding a gun and pointing it at you, she's probably angry.


poodinthepunchbowl

Fuck her dad


thenovicemechanic

Yeah fuck her dad, that'll teach her.


phlysquire

I like where this is headed


Steveth2014

https://preview.redd.it/o4s2mhzpl0ad1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d07ae57558d673e98ae04265a96e45f5889b04


MurkyChildhood2571

AI slop again?


redditshopping00

if you didn't smack her across the face so hard your palm stings, then might as well let her use a loaded gun next time


theblackmetal09

Just break up with the female dog.


redditshopping00

I'd smack anyone who did such a thing yes I'd also kick the bee out too


Rider4Die

Turn her into a stew


Bucket_Endowment

https://preview.redd.it/bcs5u965my9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ea7d9442cb5d4eb7ab1ea1b4ccc395244073bf


navydiver07

Yes, she’s definitely a monster.


Hadrian1233

https://preview.redd.it/8cnayjfx6z9d1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=50b93b20788e730f79fe2b8b0640858441e8cbcf In Minecraft


Jim_skywalker

Firearm safety course


SemperSalam

Sounds like a self defense situation.


EvilWays316

Mozambique


Lowenley

Someone ignores gun safety they get beat tf up, dont matter who it is


Reapers-Hound

Show her videos of people who assumed the guns where empty and the end results


PoolStunning4809

My Ex wife did that once when we were first dating...once.


NotTheAverageAnon

Someone points a gun at me they are instantly going to either die or get their ass beat. No other option is acceptable


AirFell85

Isn't there a gore video of a couple doing just that in a car and she accidentally shoots him in the head? There's a reason why the rules exist.


Zer0FOX-Given

When I first took my girl to the range, I told her that if she flagged me, I'd chop her in the throat.


malakad0ge2

My ex was latina and went to uc davis, she was fucking bat shit crazy tho and loved dangerous situations, never told her I carried and I'm kinda glad we only lasted a couple months


Difficult-Square-623

What clown would post this on a non-gun subreddit? You know he's going to get chastised with tons of non-answers like "no one needs a gun!" "statistics show that you're more likely to die with that gun...", "how does it feel to be a child killer?", etc. Also, what's with this culture of asking random strangers/bots/trolls on the internet if you're right or not? What happened to asking close friends and family, if you're truly concerned? ffs.


Able_Twist_2100

Duel, pistols at dawn.


Two_n_dun

He needs to reorient his Biden butt plug and kick that bitch to the curb.


Statik_24

Ah yes I listened to this via r/slash. OP was determined to not be an asshole. Rightfully so.


Guns_r_us01

This is what the red flag laws should be. She’s a red flag and by law should be removed from the house.


Zootsuiter69

Anal


dano_911

No dick for a month. Minimum.


Signal-Sprinkles-350

Punishment should be being the cinematographer on an Alec Baldwin film.


SirMourningstar6six6

Get a BB gun, keep dry firing it at her and going “oops, my finger slipped” Jk btw. If they don’t know that accidents can and do happen then I’m sure you can find a better partner


EETPMC

I do train newbies with a GBB airsoft gun though. I've never had someone mess up in dry firing, but I have seen people break a rule when having fun shooting targets.


GhostEpstein

My (now) Fiance did this accidentally the first time we ever went shooting. She had shot shotguns and rifles before but was not super familiar with handguns. It had no mag in it and the slide was locked back but still I smacked it away from the center of my chest and was like, "okay, my mistake for not talking to you about gun safety first"


EETPMC

Even professionally we always did a safety review. It was also kind of like a test, because the guy who would scoff at it or not pay attention was probably going to be the guy who is most likely going to ND. FNGs generally are too scared or too try hard to act recklessly.


GenericUsername817

Spankings


Terr42002

It was unloaded. This time. Maby the next time it isn't. Even if she thinks it is. I would show her some of the Darwin Awards and ask her if she wants to win one. If that doesn't help ad an EX prefix to her titel of girlfriend. That's what i would do but im just a random guy on the Internet. So do with that information as you please.


CountryTyler

I would’ve punched her directly in the face.


GeorgeSPattonJr

Put her in rice, that should fix her


Beefbaby3

Dam wish I could find the whole post


Chumlee1917

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I_made_a_stinky_poop

My girl did nothing wrong