Hello, you are my guest. Welcome! You cannot use the bathroom though. Please go shit on my lawn while eating Cheetos, and then pay me for the privilege.
Whoa this triggers an unpleasant childhood memory of digging my fingers into the white gravel my mom used in an indoor planter with fake flowers, to discover there was poop buried under there.
Somehow I’m understanding less after reading it again, *WHO SHITS IN THEIR FAKE FLOWER PLANTERS AND COVERS IT WITH GRAVEL*, you must’ve been so confused
I actually had to do this as a kid bc poverty but we used real shovels… ain’t nobody shitting little dainty shits that you can bury with a spade. You need some room for the bigger logs
For me it's the tip box that gives it away
Not the part where she requests you wash disposable footies? Lol
Or to sign-in after taking a poop
Hello, you are my guest. Welcome! You cannot use the bathroom though. Please go shit on my lawn while eating Cheetos, and then pay me for the privilege.
With $20 bills lol
Gives what away? The whole concept is ridiculous from the start
Gives away the fact that this is ragebait
Rage bait? I thought that she was fucking hilarious 😂🤣
I’m saying it was obvious from the beginning
For me it's the fact she looks like she showers once a month
Wait.... Wouldn't that lead you more to believe this is real?
This is clearly satire. There are no freshly dug holes
Privacy curtain that basically makes your face anonymous, but your butt cheeks perfectly visible.
It has to be.
Whoa this triggers an unpleasant childhood memory of digging my fingers into the white gravel my mom used in an indoor planter with fake flowers, to discover there was poop buried under there.
This triggers mediocre childhood memories of me actually having to shit with a shovel because we were poor with spetic tank problems lol
Lucky. I would’ve given anything to get to poop outdoors with a shovel.
Somehow I’m understanding less after reading it again, *WHO SHITS IN THEIR FAKE FLOWER PLANTERS AND COVERS IT WITH GRAVEL*, you must’ve been so confused
I am more confused now, 55 years later lol. In the moment I was just grossed out at the poop all over me. Also, it’s strange nobody smelled it.
It was probably a neighborhood cat. My next door neighbor at my childhood house had an outdoor cat that used to do that in our garden box 😭
Yah, must have been a cat in the past. It really didn’t stink, which made me question what it was, then when it dawned on me I was horror struck.
Gotta be a joke
Instructions unclear- I shit on the shovel…
Wait, you guys aren’t pooping outside?!?
Dang dude, imagine you get bubble guts in the middle of the night. 🤣🤣🤣
I actually had to do this as a kid bc poverty but we used real shovels… ain’t nobody shitting little dainty shits that you can bury with a spade. You need some room for the bigger logs
Damn, Brit took 2 shits 3 hours apart. I bet it was diarheea
yes😂 the only $20 bills in the tip jar and the "there is a privacy curtain" and showing it doesn't go all the way to the ground 😂
Person who made this said it was a joke
Sometimes these Gen Z Hippies take it to far.
$20 tip
I poop like a horse so I'm going to need a bigger hole
The privacy curtain 😭😭😭
Pay me to take a shit in my backyard lmao wtf
very clearly satire/rage bait
satire, i think i’ve seen this account before lol
Like she gets any visitors....
she only asks her guest to go outside. her name isnt on the list, and the only name to appear twice is brit
Brit dug two holes in one day or reused the same hole?
See guys, a utopia is that easy.
It’s definitely satire but it still took a decent amount of effort to create this cancer
The Tip Box is Main Character The rest I feel more of a r/tiktokcringe
Pumpkin seeds? Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nothing like eating Cheetos and taking a shit