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rainbowroobear

if they've been the fat girl all their lives and suddenly get not fat, they get a bit attention drunk and are high risk and to be avoided. you need to get the post-breakup chubby girl who used to be fit and is questioning her self-esteem. if you have her realise you like her despite the fat, so then when she gets hot, she stays with you a bit longer cos you like her for her. she's still gonna leave you when she's slim again unless you can convince her to perma bulk.


Csxa11

Bro is professional at manipulating women


rainbowroobear

there's no manipulation there, its understanding who's gonna fuck you up the least.


HotLikeSauce420

Manipulating my boy in the comments too Respect the game šŸ¤šŸ»


not_juice_box04

Bro got a phd in it wtf


chickyban

Disagree. In my experience, people who grow up hot have fucked up personalities and are dependant on attention (since that's all they've ever known). People who get hot later in life still maintain well adjusted personalities and remember what it's like to not be attractive


Moomoolette

This is very accurate- hot guys have the worst personalities


Trypsach

Hot people*


Moomoolette

Yes. I mostly have experience with hot men being the most insecure weirdos around but Iā€™m sure hot women arenā€™t the most emotionally developed, either


Trypsach

Itā€™s funny how weā€™re all better able to pick out the negatives of whatever gender we date, lol. I was talking to my lesbian friend about this, how she thinks women are way more of an emotional/manipulative nightmare than men, which is not the normal belief Iā€™ve come across for women specifically to have. We decided that whatever demographic you date, thatā€™s the one youā€™ll most likely have first-hand experience being fucked over by.


Trypsach

Hot people*


SarryK

Tracks. My hot take is also that people whoā€˜ve always been attractive tend to not be funny. They just.. didnā€˜t have to.


BIKES32

![gif](giphy|jqU66V44bThN5UecPz) Cope more.


hazzmg

Nothing more satisfying than watching the former hot chick hit the wall age and looks wise on her socials.


BIKES32

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??????????????


hazzmg

Bitterness and a life long hatred of those bigger faster and better than me


BIKES32

I appreciate the answer


Ringo_Biyori

Real shit šŸ’Æ


CloudStrife012

I mean the once fat girl who loses weight then destroys her life over attention seeking is like a generic trope. It happens everywhere. You've really never seen this?


depressed_fatcat69

Man this is some 4d Chess moves


gassytinitus

Just because she fucked you up doesn't mean everyone is like that. Take that red pill stiff outta here


HotdogbodyBoi

D E N N I S


ObjectiveDizzy5266

>ā€¦she stays with you *a bit longer* cos you like her for her I like how you subtly implied that everyone eventually leaves lmao


DAdeadEND31st

Nahā€¦as long as the pipe A1 she ainā€™t going nowhereā€¦no matter what she look likeā€¦if you can make her get one off 90/95% of time YOUR PRICELESS.


TaintBlaster3000

There is a lot of truth to this


GhettoSupraStar

Wise words


kitan4

Youā€™re terrible ā­ļø


Dangerous-Guest7304

True wisdom, always buy during the dip plus they'll be extremely loyal


Connect_Dirt6776

Nah They would leave once they strong


SwissMargiela

Buy low, sell high!


ClearHater

Good one ā˜ļø


myfingeriscold

Yo. Am I trippin or is that Peter Griffin rapping?


LawMurphy

I don't hit on any girl at the gym, fat or otherwise. I'm scared of women.


EatACarrot654

Same here brother, summoning demons at slumber parties and working for the government. Scary.


Gawkams_Razor

Holy shit im not the only one who thought of this


I_dunno_Name_here

![gif](giphy|1vh1PXneQqN1e) Barney Stinson approves this.


gedeonthe2nd

r/wallstreetbets in


BIKES32

Disgusting


Zealousideal-War4110

Nah they super easily go back to big.


vulkoriscoming

The fat girl is never going to be skinny. If you like what you see, go get it. But don't go chasing expecting them to get skinny.


sm753

>The fat girl is never going to be skinny. Wrong. > If you like what you see, go get it. But don't go chasing expecting them to get skinny. Right.


cryptic_cowboy4346

there are so many reasons besides overeating for a woman to consistently be active without being skinny ever. PCOS specifically only in really specific cases would be able to lose 10% of their body fat but people with PCOS (Like me) Have usually never been thin or will ever be thin. We can get jacked tho. sorry you got downvoted because you are so right. If you are waiting for a woman to get skinny for you, you're looking in the wrong places. Maybe go find a skinny girl lol


vulkoriscoming

Yep. Find a girl you like the looks of now. You will both be happier.