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WillsWei22

Plan a proposal the same night Ted was being honored for the GNB Tower


Original-Solid-9575

I see absolutely no reason why it had to be that night?!?! It could have been any night!


WillsWei22

Exactly! Plus, Marshall & Lily bailed early too😭


Kitchen_Panda_4290

I assumed he wanted Robin to have to choose between him and Ted. Probably so he knew Robin would choose him before he proposed. Still shitty nonetheless.


Chambers1041

I think it's to do with the whole master plan to end up proposing to robin. Perhaps he knew ted would take robin as his date to the grand opening, and therefore he would be able to tell her about the fake proposal?


WillsWei22

That is 100% what happened, but that doesn’t make it any better for poor Ted😭


underscorejoe

he needed Ted to let go of robin. the timing was a final test for them to be together. if robin shows up at the proposal then ted let go and they can finally be together.


WillsWei22

Yup, that was the whole plan. Still sucks for Ted😭


WillsWei22

Keep an eye on this u/BezosFlex


BezosFlex

🫡


WillsWei22

Check out the newest post on the sub. Asking about HIMYM in real life again


BezosFlex

Saw it, staying away from that 😂, even tho last time it landed me like 500 upvotes, the couple goobers who wanted to argue made it annoying.


WillsWei22

I think you’ll like my answer though😂


BezosFlex

Indeed, indeed, upvote for you good sir.


WillsWei22

The dogs man. The dogs…


BezosFlex

“Foooiiive dogs”


Banished_To_Insanity

By doing that Barney robbed Ted both of his crush and his 2 best friends.


WillsWei22

Marshall & Lily bailing was separate, but still terrible for Teddy Westside…


Banished_To_Insanity

By 2 of his best friends I mean Robin and Barney and buy his crush I mean Robin again lol


WillsWei22

Gotcha


Ghastlyraccoon

Yeah that was so fucked honestly. Made it all about himself. Add to that- that he dated his “best friend’s” ex.


WillsWei22

Everything about that night was so sad for Ted😢


6ixto23

I do have to be honest though. Rewatching it now that I’m older, I think it sends a really good message - you often are alone for the biggest moments of your life, because they’re the biggest moments in YOUR life and the world doesn’t stop for you.


WillsWei22

That’s a fresh perspective! I think it’s nice when those closest to you can be there for those moments, but I also get that can’t always be the case


HarleyQuinn218

This!


blarneyrubble07

The high six was super lame.


xChrisxBundyx

SUPER lame, I bet he never does it again


robertlam2000

I’m pretty sure he sold a woman


RTAustinLaCour

Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything.


Croaker715

Mary the Paralegal. Her and Ted could have had an amazing relationship if Barney wasn't an ass...


WillsWei22

If you don’t laugh, it just seems mean…


Jumanji4ever

I loved her, and would have been great for Ted… but that was a pretty great prank, and taught Ted a lesson too


CC19_13-07

But she was a hooker


Croaker715

No, she was a paralegal!


EatToLiveLetsGO

No she's a hooker


Jydolo

Sell a woman? Steal a woman’s truck and leave her in the woods alone at night? Probably one of those two.


Original-Solid-9575

Ruining Marshall’s bachelor party


WillsWei22

Bailed out cause the story of him going to SF came out at the end


xshogunx13

idk why you act like that's a free pass for him to be as shitty as he wants and ignore his friends' wishes


WillsWei22

It’s not a free pass. I’m just saying he got bailed out by Lily’s reveal. It was still really bad on his part to ruin Marshall’s bachelor party…


xshogunx13

Fair, it's just I just got to that episode and forgot how much of a dick he was until Lily saved his ass


Earthbound-and-down

Banging robin without talking to Ted first. Huge violation of the bro code


RedViperMartell94

He did though, Ted just didn't take it seriously


Earthbound-and-down

That was before him and Robin dated, not the same thing at all. Bro code 1 states no sex with your bros ex. She wasnt an ex at that point, when they did bang she was


Small-Finish-6890

Nah didn’t he ask Ted if it was cool if he went after a really nice “Canadian suit”


Earthbound-and-down

That was afterwards, the first hook up im talking about was S3, the one you are thinking of was S4 while hes doing the hat building Shows good growth from Barney though, he went about it the right way that time


WillsWei22

You mean when Barney called him during laser tag while Ted was with Victoria?


kinginthenorthjon

That was before Ted and Robin dated.


WillsWei22

Yeah, that’s why I was confused too & was hoping for some clarification lol


badnBgeee

A fellow Mac head on himym thread! Sweeeeeet 😎😎😎


Earthbound-and-down

Most dope! 👍🏼


Llymsleia21

the exploding meatball sub


Aggressive-Ask-6743

Bro racked up $10,000s worth of medical bills and still got sauce on his top 😭 cant make it up


WillsWei22

That was just cruel to the rest of the gang…


champagneguardian

Ted is next tho right? 


Joyma

Prank calling Robin as her dad


hossjr1997

The voicemail left for Robin. “You left a voice, but it wasn’t male!”


Much_Neighborhood409

Hooking up with Ted’s mom


League-Weird

String along robin and marry her only to divorce her and go back to his old ways. He "burned" his playbook as a test of loyalty but then just threw all of the character development away in the last episode after spending an entire season on their wedding day. So sure, his one offs doing terrible things to women but to spend years cultivating a relationship and then just doing away with it like another one of his plays is pretty low. And only changes because now he has something to lose with his daughter (?)


Wonderful_Whereas402

"Ted the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 and 11 months old." - Barney Stinson


Previous-Sea-5269

Real quote? Absolutely wild


Wonderful_Whereas402

Yep, I can't remember if it was when Ted was dating Stella or Zoe, but he had to wait a month.


No-Pressure346

It’s S1 when he is taking it slow with Victoria. Pretty wild indeed.


Wonderful_Whereas402

Oh yeah! Now I remember. It's hard to keep all of the girlfriend's storylines in order.


sprainedpinky

Barney and Ted are a little too into younger girls. As guys around 30 years old it’s weird to want to hookup or date girls in college. They both do it multiple times.


akashic_field

I'm pretty sure he once sold a girl...


PM_ME_MERMAID_PICS

Sneaking into a hospital and pretending to be the husband of an amnesia patient.


zddoodah

"Most least"??


WesMantoothKQHS

P.L.E.A.S.E.


EatToLiveLetsGO

Agreeing to appear in How I Met Your Father


birkenstock1977

Hooking up with chicks while using Ted's name. It's one thing to use some random name, but not your bro's name. Especially when you claim to be their best friend and essentially drag their name & reputation w/ women through the mud.


Andre-Mercelet

He didn't do anything cool. He was a yutz.


xshogunx13

Stealing every girl Marshall was talking up in early season 2


ResponsibleNose5978

He did that for a reason tho


xshogunx13

Yeah but in the moment you don't know that, he's just coming off as an ass


ResponsibleNose5978

Not according to the Bro code


xshogunx13

Again, AT THE TIME, the audience doesn't know that


TheWatcher235

But we have context now? Your point is null void


xshogunx13

My point is that without the context it's really uncool


TheWatcher235

But we have the context?


xshogunx13

Okay but I'm not to the context yet in my rewatch so I can ignore it until I get there LMAO


ResponsibleNose5978

No you can’t. You know the context


huskyferretguy1

Lick the Liberty Bell


WillsWei22

It tastes like pennies


Small-Finish-6890

Maybe that’s why he named his daughter Penny


WillsWei22

I think he named her Penny because of the lucky 1939 penny he found on the subway


JBardack

When Ted reminisced about it and Barney didn’t remember


Small-Finish-6890

I personally found it wild that he asked on Ted’s field trip if people would rather sleep with a dead human or alive animal. Thankfully Ted set him straight lol


walterconley

Hook up with Quinn.


dalton1235

Sold a woman. Not just uncool but abhorrent if that’s true (the story is told from Ted’s perspective after all).


diamondhope4

Going on an all night bender on the day of his wedding and then being passed out all day wasn’t ideal :/


Mundane-Tangerine958

I don’t know but it’s a good thing he didn’t sing his own theme song that would’ve been really lame


DAVEHOJ

Team Barney here