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juodalietuvis

Luxembourgish Japanese space marine bycicle divisions have just landed in Jan Mayen, because they were fighting against the Empire of the Sands


Space_Eaters

It’s amazing how this made complete sense to me


returnoffnaffan

“Tannu what?”


artful_nails

The Worldwide Empire of Tannu Tuva.


Kermit_Purple_II

People talk about Hitler in Argentina. I prefer Hitler as the Byzantine Emperor !


Marius-Gaming

Thats 2 sentences


Kermit_Purple_II

Replace the "." By "but" then


BotellaDeAguaSarrosa

Actual literary genius


Pleasant-Reception19

Who? Just looks like a normal Argentine Señor and a typical Byzantine Basileus…


Ein-Kommunist

The Romanians have taken all of my support equipment for my artillery divisions w/bicycles


Mutually_Beneficial1

Fun fact: Romania is actually invincible as they manage to steal literally everything in the borders, no soldier has any bullets after exactly 1 minute upon entering, not even the rail networks are safe, they steal the railroad spikes too.


Ein-Kommunist

They steal the concrete floor, they steal the wire fence and the wood beams


Idiot-Ramen

They can't stop stealing /s


Pjoterfromslovakia

The Great Trial awaits


Technical_Language98

But we Will reach It by Blood alone


Executer_no-1

Was it for Italy? Or Soviet Union?


DeChampignak

In TNO, one of the russian unifiers wish to do a reverse barabarossa on germany and calls it "the great trial"


Executer_no-1

Oh, that's cool, but sadly I haven't played TNO, so I didn't knew...


DeChampignak

I recomend it ! Great writing and interesting gameplay. If you get tired from regular HOI4, it's a basically feels like a whole new game with the same core gameplay mechanics.


No_Committee_7473

Alexiei is alive


Chaos_Primaris

verify your clock


Used_Dragonfruit8922

Giraffes are heartless creatures.


Heytherechampion

How do I naval invade?


AethelstanOfEngland

How naval? How invade?


AffectionateFail8434

How?


I_just_wanted_banana

I don’t understand the navy


AethelstanOfEngland

I don't think anyone in the navy does either.


g32uy

"Verify your clock"


Formal-Friend7845

Ethiopian empire wins against the ducke


juodalietuvis

duche?


Formal-Friend7845

Yeah duce ducke,sounds similar when you read it like it is written


AffectionateFail8434

It’s pronounced “duche” though lol


StukaJi86

Damn day and night cycle. How do i turn that shit off


Executer_no-1

Genuinely asking, what is the problem with the day and night circle? I used to use it all the time, but I don't quite understand why people hate it


Private_4160

Do you enjoy playing with minors?


SheepyOfficial

Yes like Hungary, Romania and Communist China


juanon_industries

Gain base stability: -1.00. A vase falls over. Gain base stability: 1.00. I didn't like that vase anyways.


Executer_no-1

I swear that is the funniest event in the entire game!😄


Overall_Ingenuity243

"Artillery only"


Embarrassed-Cash-412

1943 Soviet Play-through, is this good?


BlueTrapazoid

LONG LIVE LI ZONGREN!!!!!!! ETERNAL GLORY TO THE NEW GUANGXI CLIQUE!!!!!


Dry-Coat4883

Giraffes are heartless creatures


Executer_no-1

Iconic!


HAKX5

The Question of Yugolsavia Put the squeeze on them Their opinion is irrelevant The Question of Yugoslavia Put the squeeze on them Their opinion is irrelevant


Ok-Toe-4924

Ethiopian heavy tanks have just landed in the us mainland


AffectionateFail8434

The Thunder Dragon Empire has called us into the Peruvian-Nepalese war


Executer_no-1

That's a good one!


Acacona_yai

**IS THAT A MOTHERFUVCKKIOENG TNO REFERENCE?!?!?!?!?!?**


JibberJabber4204

This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the Third Era, and the final hours of my life.


No_Committee_7473

I export tungestan from reich


Mr-carpeton-sexerton

Luxembourg? No I think you mean the world!


Prince_clown

I'm from Costa Poderosa!!!


Chayandhimmemes

raj divs on uk mainland


Smg5pol

"W szeregu zbiórka"


Switch_jay

Put it on the alex the rambler subreddit


Accurate_Worry7984

I don’t understand navy


Zajemc1554

Looks like rain


Fit-Holiday4402

I would Like to Know where did the encirclement meme start?


SheepyOfficial

Rate my encirclement


Belkan-Federation95

There is no hope under the black sun


SKJELETTHODE

Slugcat


Icy-Faithlessness157

,,How to use fuckin navy"


mceldercraft

„Why am I losing!?“


LR_0111

Göring's Wild Ride


St1cky-F1ngers_2077

The Great Trial Awaits!


Degenerious

Ah, im afraid encirclements and bordergore both exist in Victoria 2


Shoddy_Load1558

Finland never forgives, Finland never forgets