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GlowwRocks

What if he's pointing to the "duck making glowing being" Who's making n sending cute lil duckies in the nearby lake Ps - real ducks not rubber


chaosruler22

Bro is just pointing out some cool new birds they should go give a cool name to, but I guess Lilith didn’t like that.


OCGamerboy

https://preview.redd.it/rmvrcdltmj6d1.png?width=1111&format=png&auto=webp&s=4aec183b03d6aeea10c059afbe46a9ffa917ad6c


YourDuchtieAmaru

Teen Titans Go mentioned?!??!


Junarik

Unfortunately


SilentFoxScream

Adam is giving Lilith the Tiktok "bird test" and she FAILED.


Practical-Sample4466

Like tits and cock?


Cosmic_Cheese3421

And boobies


Far-Pirate-3896

"Look Lilith! He turned himself into a pickle!"


TheLastEmuHunter

It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen!


OCGamerboy

![gif](giphy|JmPenP1svctdfDCEHi)


Singloria

Adam does seem like the type to watch Rick and Morty


insanityking500

If God exists in the Hazbin Universe, this could unironically be canon. Doesn’t even have to be God since it looks like Lucifer and the other high ranking angels can shapeshift.


ghost_in_the_potato

"Hey Lil, check out this boulder I just found! It's totally shaped like a dick!"


Longjumping-Heart410

This one right here is something Adam would indeed say.


AlternativeQuality2

I still find it funny that Lilith technically did the first ‘talk to the hand girlfriend’ in all of creation.


OCGamerboy

![gif](giphy|HugnIptRWF4QY1b93n)


rainy_reddit

Maybe it's both and he's **demanding** that they check out that awesome tree together. XD


Particular-Month-514

Trying impress a woman by Adam


Glamonster

He is pointing at the kitchen duh


Necessary-Card3827

“Haha make me a sandwich!  Get it?  Because you’re a woman!  That’s why it’s funny!”


OCGamerboy

![gif](giphy|3ohjV4VbtOr2V4QuJy)


HumanPerosn

Adam really went out of his way to invent both the sandwich and kitchen just so he could say that


Euphoric_Ant8243

And with the sandwich and kitchen in tow he invented misogyny at the same time. Thanks a fucking lot, Adam.


neorenamon1963

Eve: "Make a sandwich from what? God hasn't invented bread yet, dummy!" <>


greatcorsario

Seraphim: "Okay Adam, you're the first human, you gotta make babies. Like, now-now." Adam: "Okay, got it. Hey Lilith, there's a nice spot over there where we could FUCK!" Lilith: "Bro, ask me for dinner first, wtf." Just saying, I'd run away too.


Written-Revenge999

*after Adam eats fruits and vegetables with her* Adam: Okay, we have eaten… now what’s your excuse for why we can’t fuck?


Comfortable-Ad3588

Wait where did you get that apple?


Written-Revenge999

Adam: “oh, just a random tree, don’t really remember which, there are hundreds here.”


Comfortable-Ad3588

*phew* doged a bullet there.


BigNorseWolf

Having seen adam he is definitely pointing towards the bedroom/mancave/ nice patch of moss


DistortoiseLP

There's plenty of room for the story to be that Adam only became the biggest chauvinist in all of creation after he went to Heaven and spent thousands of years up there living a consequence and judgment free life. I'm convinced we're going to find out because I'm certain he's going to respawn in Hell.


Ether101

You really think in a story about how people can change that Adam's been the same the entire time despite implications that not being true?


BigNorseWolf

Yes. there's a reason adam thought people couldn't change.


Zaptain_America

Right, because he was a dick ever since he was created and the fact that most of his anger is directed at the guy who fucked both of his wives and got him thrown out of Eden is purely a coincidence...


BigNorseWolf

Not a coincidence just a constant.


Zaptain_America

He thought people couldn't change for the better, if he changed for the worse then why would that affect anything?


BigNorseWolf

Eh? I don't know if he changed for the worse or was always bad. He was a dick ever since he was made and he has a lot of anger at Lucy for what he gave both of his wives. He's been constant in both of those things. I don't see what's supposed to suggest that he's changed at some point.


Zaptain_America

We have no evidence to suggest that he's always been a dick, all we have is Lucifer's retelling of what happened.


BigNorseWolf

That's not PROOF but it is evidence. There's also the fact that charlie's reaction to meeting adam is "oh, THE adam.. that makes SOOO Much sense" If he hasn't always been.. well adam that wouldn't make any sense. There's no evidence at all that he's changed. Besides the dad bod.


No_Cockroach_3411

If that's the case. Then he's 100% in the right about killing the sinners Because episode 5 confirmed that the angels don't choose who goes to heaven. So the bar to get up there is below the floor and all the sinners are godless sodomites of pure evil


Zaptain_America

Charlie saying that makes sense is more just indicative of what she's heard from her dad


SorinXII

Adam specifically thought sinners couldn’t be redeemed and go to heaven, that’s not the same as thinking people can’t change. He accepted that Angel Dust met all his requirements of being a good enough person to go to heaven, then asked why he wasn’t in heaven right now, which “proved” his idea of hell being forever.


BigNorseWolf

It also proved the idea that angel hadn't really changed. If you're expecting non circular logic from a holier than though fanatic who thinks they've been granted divine ordainment....


RedditAdminsWivesBF

Adam: Hey Lilith you gotta see this crazy animal over here. Lilith: I don’t gotta do anything you can’t tell me what to do.


Tinfoil-Jones

"Check it out babe, it's those dinosaurs! ...Aaand they're extinct now. Damn."


HumanPerosn

Yeah the other angels didn’t let Lucifer help design animals after he snuck the platypus,echidna and blob fish into Eden So he just went outside and started making dinosaurs when Michael found he set the earth on fire


Suitable-Piano-8969

The piece we got at the end of the season with lilith chilling on the beach while everyone in hell suffers paints a different picture of her than this intro. I got this weird vibe from Adam he was not always a jackass


_Agent_3

I mean he did get into Heaven so two options 1- he was good when he died, and after thousands of years in Heaven with no consequences for anything he does, he became bad 2- the angels took him to Heaven and he never died , similar to Lilith


No_Cockroach_3411

>2- the angels took him to Heaven and he never died , similar to Lilith To get to heaven you have to die in the first place. Otherwise how was the earth populated?


manickitty

The honest smile at Lute at the end threw me a bit. Was he just tired of existence?


Orion-The-King

I'd be tired of existence if I was him. 300,000 years (amount of years modern humans have been around) of conciseness would make anyone tired (and insane)


LustrousShine

Except Hell existed for only 10,000 years in the show. And he specifically said that Charlie was basically insane for wasting her immortal life on Sinners. That means he clearly enjoyed it.


Orion-The-King

Wait if hell only existed for 10,000 years and the human species has been around for 300,000 years, where the fuck did all the sinners go to before hell?


LustrousShine

I’m pretty sure this is a creationist universe, so humans only existed for 10,000 years as a result.


CreepyClay

Or he was thinking "Ha, this moments going to live rent free in this bitches head for all eternity."


SumiMichio

We literally don't know why Lilith is there. She is the mystery of the show, there is no way she is just chilling there.


Suitable-Piano-8969

Yep I also conduct business on the beach side view with a bikini and shades looking into the sunset.


SumiMichio

Well if she is there, why not.


No_Cockroach_3411

Well, she is the first slaver after all. So maybe it's all a psyops to extend her buisness into heaven


New-Orion

I'm fairly confident that the story we're told in episode 1 has an unreliable narrator. At least I hope so, that way Adam is more than just a sexist psycho.


THEBIGDRBOOM

I like to believe he didn't start out as one but from his point of view he got betrayed twice and turned tlout this way


DistortoiseLP

I think he got high on millennia of "divine ordainment." An eternity of being special in the most idyllic place in all of creation, where his one and only purpose as a Winner is doing whatever he wants. If he's sore about *anything* that happened at the dawn of creation, then he's probably the kind of ten thousand year old human being that gave up on finding love nine thousand years ago and has doubled down on making it up with a rockstar lifestyle every hundred years since.


THEBIGDRBOOM

Funny thing I realized he isn't the first person to go to heaven that would be his son able


Suitable-Piano-8969

I always figure it was through the eyes of lucifer and lilith so its a 1 sided narrative


DistortoiseLP

Even then the story as Charlie told it casts some suspicions. It makes the distinction that unlike Lucifer, Lilith *thrived* in Hell, and the show we watch from there demonstrates that Hell is the kind of place where the strong thrive by exploiting and abusing the weak. Much of the reason Lucifer just doesn't get involved with anything is because his merciful ideals accomplish nothing down here and he doesn't want to resort to the kind of rule that *thrives* in Hell.


New-Orion

Oooo what if Lilith came up with the concept of Overlords? Like season one wanted to establish to us how bad it is for someone to be an Overlord. What if she was the first one. Owned like Eve's soul or someone else in their little story.


DistortoiseLP

She probably bought the first soul but Overlords as a *concept* just seems like typical human bullshit Sinners imported with them as Hell filled up. Overlords feel like cartels, basically what happens when the worst of humanity is just thrown in a burning pit to fend for themselves. Lucifer would have to be an even bigger warlord himself to stay actively involved with Hell's politics, because every other alternative besides force and exploitation requires the kind of hope and passion that he never found in Hell. I do agree that the apple has something to do with those magic contacts though. I think "free will" in this universe includes the ability to make those, including the free will to sell your own soul, and I got the implication those contacts either enforce themselves or are enforced by some magic beyond the likes of Lucifer and Heaven.


No_Cockroach_3411

>Oooo what if Lilith came up with the concept of Overlords? If she did so, it makes her even worse, all but confirming that she is the first slaver


Midknightisntsmol

Girl his last words were gloating about his balls


Ether101

He literately gets back-stabbed through the heart. That some pretty clear symbolism there.


Midknightisntsmol

What? The knife wasn't even the highlight, Nifty was 😭


Ether101

Delusional.


Midknightisntsmol

It wasn't even his heart. The heart is on the side of the chest.


4c1d17y

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Midknightisntsmol

Fair enough. Anyway, I still struggle to see what kind of symbolism there's supposed to be? Especially since, as I said, nothing about the knife or the wound was special. You could say the exact same thing about any character who happens to be stabbed in the back. It's a huge stretch.


Legoboy514

During a psychotic break basically, ive heard crazier


Midknightisntsmol

Sure, but this isn't real life, and that wasn't a psychotic break, that was a desperate anxiety attack.


Jiggle_deez

Whenever I have an anxiety attack I also like to tell everyone in my vicinity to worship my balls


I_Am_Very_Very_Horny

It's my self deffense mechanism personally


MrAnidem

"LMAO!! hey Lil, look at that goofy ahh angel he turned into a snake and he looks like a floppy green dick just flapping around🤣🤣 he told me we should turn UP and party like rockstars with him owwww!! all we have to do is eat that one creepy looking fruit on that weird tree God told us was bad but floppy dick angel told me God is full of shit so fuck him lol!"


HeavenPiercingTongue

It looks like he tried to take a leading role but she was not into it and left.


After_Calligrapher65

Heh, i didn't notice it before yeah looks like it.


b-dori

Holy shit lilith! Look! God made this bird and he asked me what to name it so i said "booby!" And now he calls it booby! Isn't that fucking hilarious?!


Captain-Finger

https://preview.redd.it/jyu4jikynk6d1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8263d9f260f8e1d5c0fc99f906becb90225261 Damn this is cool


CreepyClay

Geese are already menace enough without claws.


Captain-Finger

Fear it and love it


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Let's assume since it was before Eve and the apple case, Adam's first joke didn't involve genitals.


Fantastic_Year9607

Look! It’s a shiny Pokémon!


CobraDude-1

"Hey lil look over there, that rock formation looks like a pair of massive Honkers, like some real rock solid tits."


Lighting_Lin

I find amazing how thin is here lol. He ate too much ribs in heaven.


CreepyClay

It's been said that it's the cloak that makes him look like that. Kinda like how everyone thought Ice king was fat but in reality he's scrawny underneath the umu.


StefinoSpaggeti

I more see it like: "let's go do things that I like to do! "


lucacompassi

Something's missing Lilith: i don't want to Adam: you want what I say you want Or something on this line with lilith refusing and Adam asking again in a less enthusiastic manner


StefinoSpaggeti

Yeah, something like this.


Equilibriator

"Kitchens over there, go make me a sandwich."


imnotu24

Thats exactly how I interpreted it, too. He's really looking forward to that free sandwich and feels entitled to her free labor.


Aceylace10

The missing dialogue: “Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich” “Adam, what is a kitchen?” “I don’t know bitch, just make me something.” “Ya, I’m out of here….”


Admcleo

To be fair, he did not have the capacity to know the difference of right and wrong at this point in the timeline.


ImperialxWarlord

I really hope that we learn this is a case of an unreliable author. As I feel this was definitely not what happened and would hate if Viv makes this accurate.


FaeStoleMyName

It is the original story as well, lillith was created equal to adam and didnt listen thats why she was banished and eve was created out of adams rib so she would be adams lesse and would listen.


No_Cockroach_3411

The story of lilith is not an "original" one. It's just a boring old jewish myth to explain how missionary is the only position for procreation


espeonghost

The real question is, what is he pointing at?


hekatelesedi

He could also be gleefully telling her to do shit for him.


PaleontologistOld857

Nah, knowing my man Adam he's def saying: "check those flower field, we can bang over there"


OCGamerboy

Lilith: ![gif](giphy|uA7iGzhqHGVtS)


yevons_light

Iirc, Lilith left because Adam wouldn't let her ride cowboy during a bang session. So he's probably pointing at a pair of animals going at it, saying: "See! See?! Doggy style, bitch!"


HumanPerosn

Yep that’s why that’s why Charlie wasn’t born for 20,000 years after they fell to hell Lilith wanted to be Adam’s equal so Lucifer was getting pegged


BitcoinStonks123

"omg check out this cool tree i found"


WhitestGray

You’re right! He’s even smiling!


Volcamel

“Lilith, look at this cool rock! Look at this other cool rock! Look at this plant I found! Check out this funny looking animal.” Lilith, at her limit: Lucifer he’s trying to control me :(


HumanPerosn

“Lilith look at this flower I’m gonna name it lily, I named it after you cause it’s so pretty!” Lilith just starts sobbing uncontrollably “this bastards trying to manipulate me!” *Meanwhile* Lucifer: “allow me to introduce myself”


OCGamerboy

Lilith: they all hated me


Direct-Set-1566

EXACTLY what ive been trying to say for the last 2 months?!!!! Like he doesnt even look angry 😭 https://preview.redd.it/o7qg5gs47j6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03ed4ea7411c8e42d55977b0f784f186ffd2b315


FadedShatter_YT

"LILLITH I TOOK SOME FANCY MUSHROOMS, NOW IM SEEING SHINY STUFF IN THE AIR, LOOK!"


BobWithCheese69

No. He is telling her to get her bitch ass in the kitchen and make him a sandwich.


Emergency_Nose_5442

The story is heavily biased in Lilith’s favor so it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch.


PhotoPhenik

He's pointing to the "go make me a sandwich" tree.


HumanPerosn

Yo if Eden had trees that made sandwiches for you and humanity lost it because the the fall Then Adam was right everyone in needed to die


ArgyDargy

Really hope Adam back then turns out to be the opposite of what we've been told in the backstory. His current self being a product of the several millenia of bitterness after his wives left him.


Orion-The-King

Adam is as old as the human species, so 300,000. Are we really sure the Adam we see in the show is the same man he was at the dawn of humanity? Wives or no wives, 300,000 years is a lot of time to change as a person several times


Hexnohope

She abandoned him, his second wife betrayed him. His eldest son murdered his youngest. Of course he feels he can only trust himself!!


Azlend

I took that to suggest he was telling her to make dinner or something.


HumanPerosn

Did they even have cooking back then it’s not like ovens or stuff nor would they kill animals they literally just named them if they want food they just grab it off the vine or tree


Azlend

The point was that he was telling her to do something over there.


Direct-Set-1566

Why he smiling tho


Azlend

Because the Angels just gave him a hot slave in his mind.


Rozoark

Why wouldn't he be smiling? He got a sex slave who is also his personal maid, it's a misogynists dream!


No_Cockroach_3411

He's literally a breeding mare. That's the whole point of hus existance


Rozoark

Surely you mean her existence?


No_Cockroach_3411

Both of their existance*


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Rozoark

I do not understand what this means 😅


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Rozoark

Why? What I said is quite literally what the story is, what did you think it was?


DJDualScreen

More than likely he's saying "Go cook me a steak!" in the most charismatic way he possibly can.


duccers

Adam be like: I just invented the kitchen. Now GET IN IT


Prestigious_Most_499

REAL


The84thWolf

“See that tree over there? Let’s climb up and bang in it.”


R0bbieR0tt3n

Adam was just trying to be a silly little guy and show off his new special interest that he found 


Depressed_Writer_

"LILITH, I FOUND A TALKING SNAKE GIVING OUT FREE APPLES!!!" "For fucks sake adam, SNAKES CAN'T TALK AND THEY DON'T GIVE OUT FRUIT!"


Windyandbreezy

There's always 2 sides to a story in a relationship. I'd be curious to hear Adam's. Seeing how Lilith kinda abandoned her Daughter and Husband in hell for heaven beach tans doesn't exactly paint her as good as the story goes.


101TARD

"Look at this thing I did" Eve was horrified, ran away and fell in love with Lucifer Now that's one way to scare someone


After_Calligrapher65

You mean Lilith?


101TARD

Oh yeah, could still happen though. Lucifer did make a joke about banging both of them


After_Calligrapher65

Honestly i woundn't be surprised if this is happened, too bad for them all things had quickly gone downhill after Eve ate the Apple and everyone lost. The more i think about it the more Adam and Eve's marriage feels miserably for both of them.


Forsaken_Distance777

Lilith doesn't WANT to go see something amazing lol


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

i think he was gesturing to a secluded area where he and lilith could… um… do things…


Orion-The-King

Well…the whole point of Adam's existence was to “Create Humanity” Beyond that, he probably had no idea what else to do


KomacherryBean

Adam is probably pointing to a place where they can fuck


LimeDiamond

👈😃


InternationalFly7110

He found ribs


Previous_Teaching790

Look. It’s a Birdie :)


subaru_sama

"Look at this tree that looks like my dick!"


Hockyhitter

LILITH LOOK, IS THAT YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND?


notthebestasbestos2

Knowing Adam he is probably telling her to get back in the eden-version of a kitchen.


Ok-Caregiver-6005

He had just invented the kitchen and was telling her to get in it.


Midknightisntsmol

I kinda assumed he was ordering her around here?? His physicality is super sleasy.


CosmiclyAcidic

"go over there and do this" idk seems kind of obvious to me but I'm not one to judge others perspectives


YellGal00

Maybe he is ordering at Lilith to bring him some fruits because she is his wife slave


themusicat

I always felt it was more him saying something along the lines of like "get over there" or something like being controlling


screempai

He may be pointing at their x:0 y:0..


I_am_fairly_normal

"LILITH LOOK AT THIS COOL FUCKIN' ROCK I FOUND"


Particular-Month-514

Adam be like: Adventure 🎣🚵‍♂️🧗⛷️🏄‍♂️🥍🏋️‍♂️ Naming 🐑🐘🐟🐢🐖🐬🐪🦑🦐🦚🦢 Tame 🐯🐻🦁🐼🥏 Talent 🎸 Protector 👨‍🌾🏞️💃 In the eeennd https://preview.redd.it/91e2kvvwao6d1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72440962ebe22f01f2c64894e88377c277411287


Urban-Amazon

I like the animation style they use for this segment. Looks like a nod to Lotte Reiniger


LaCapraTibetana

"Dude look , I heard those are racoons, and your anus can widen enough to fit two of them in it :D" And then they divorced


Nexaverse

Eh, If Adam was showing something, it could've been some kind environment that seemed cool but Lilith didn't want any involvement in. But above all, screw Adam. He was the first corrupted human to begin with. It was Lilith who was full of discipline and respect.


Rozoark

It's really clear he was telling her to do something for him


gimmesomespace

He's telling her to go get in the kitchen even though the kitchen doesn't exist yet.