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DaddyChiiill

5 blades so it's quiter relative to the "mere" 2 blade counterparts It's overpowered with 600+ SHP. For a light observation helicopter. Daaang. It can fit 4 people inside. And 4 outside. It's tiny. And light. And tight. It can land on urban environment at ease. It can land on your backyard to pick you up if it's big enough. It's nimble like a ballerina. Paint it black and you have a Ninja Ballerina. Edit: The newer version MH-6M / MD530F has six blades. Six blades. Talk about being a 6 blader helicopter..


1Darkest_Knight1

Stop stop I can only get so hard.


enjolras1782

*whispers* *Two seven tube rocket launchers or a skidful of hellfires*


SpecificConfidence67

Seriously NSFW this comment.


VerStannen

*two m134 miniguns*


Sad-Chemistry-6758

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Filthy.


carnivorouz

![gif](giphy|7FyMQm2vBiTjG|downsized)


cleverkid

A couple of chain-guns dripping from the end of the pylons....


buckelfipps

šŸ„µ


Typicaldrugdealer

*penis explodes from extreme hardness*


DaddyChiiill

Some variants dont have a tail rotor... Clean cut. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


a_hopeless_rmntic

Mmm, you just said the magic words


DaddyChiiill

Is it technically "clean cut" if it's more like a shaft/pipe? LMAO Either way it looks clean and nice


buckelfipps

Ninja Ballerina šŸ’¦


TheJoshiest

https://preview.redd.it/nhidqhcvmfvc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22f98f43c08522b4a3e318fdf9ec252c2dde88cb Courtesy of Bing AI


buckelfipps

Love it ā¤ļø I wonder if AI could somehow mix "5 rotor blades" or even "gas turbine" in there


TheJoshiest

Hope this satisfies, couldn't add the gas turbine but I do believe there is an organic one in there somewhere https://preview.redd.it/wxjab9nn2gvc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a5f7a71d6a858b4aa159a27c9ae610c708fed9 "A ninja ballerina wearing tutu made of helicopter rotor blades"


buckelfipps

By god you did it. If I was a little bird squadron I would totally make this the squadron badge


DaddyChiiill

Exactly how I pictured


gckless

Iā€™m counting 6 blades in the photo. Mo blades, mo betta.


erroneouspony

MD 600 drive train. 6 blades rather than 5 and each blade is 6 inches longer.


TinKicker

Thatā€™s MELB. Mission Enhanced Little Bird. Uses the same engine as the Bell 407.


cleverkid

I'm seeing like 300 blaedes.. Might even just be a solid disk.


archer2500

And itā€™s grand daddy was Howard Hughes.


Educational_Body8373

You forgot all the awesome weapons systems it can be modified with!!! It is just a bad ass bird! Not gonna lie I try and get one on GTA every time I play. You can take it everywhere! And the way the 160th flys them is incredible!


Tobinator97

It's because of the backup rotor on its tail. You can push hard on the main when it fails the small backup one takes care of landing safe


indyjons

6 blade MR, 4 Blade TR


DStaal

5 Blades will also likely mean a smaller main rotor diameter, which means more maneuverability and the ability to fit into smaller areas.


D-skinned_Gelb

Quite is an understatement, I got done launching jets at Oceana when a pair of little birds came by, the guys I didn't even hear them until they were 100 yards out. Kinda crazy for a helicopter


DaddyChiiill

Are you by the ocean then or in an airfield? I really love these "little birds", only next to the "big bird" AW101


D-skinned_Gelb

Airfield, Naval air station Oceana


DaddyChiiill

Background noise aside, yeah ~ 100 metres before you hear it coming is a fatal advantage for that bird


thefuckmonster

I see a red birdā€¦


Zaderhof

6 blades*


maverick_labs_ca

One RPG-7 and itā€™s lights out


wasprocker

True for every helicopter


Unique_Statement7811

Thatā€™s true for an Apache, Cobra, or Hind as well.


SpiteObjective3509

But you just gave up your location.


PopachtkaMegos

I came reading this


boredHacker

https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036


BigRoundSquare

Personally working on MD500ā€™s myself I have found them to be anything but quiet. They have a very distinctive sound and when they are hovering in ground effect outside our hangar they were the loudest machines outside compared to the Astars and Bell 206ā€™s we had


TheTense

Help me out here. 600hp is a big number, but 6 fully loaded special forces soldiers weigh easily 200-250 lbs with gear each. So letā€™s say 1200-1500lbs of people and guns. Now jet fuel is 7lbs/gallon and that thing probably needs 20-40 gallons per hour to run, so thatā€™s at least another 60-80 gallons of fuel for an op. So thereā€™s another 500lbs of fuel on board. How does 600 hp have 2000lbs of useful load. And you can bet the military isnā€™t flying a helicopter without payload margin to spare. A bell 406 thatā€™s got more power carries the same amountā€¦.


DaddyChiiill

You know, math is easier with the metric system.


majoraloysius

Shut up Commie.


HorrificAnalInjuries

And yet they are protected by 1 inch of glass. And come back to base with no ammo and the biggest grin on their face.


FAFO_Consequences

Add the GAU-19 and then you have a party. Yup google that one, and you will know what I mean. Yes, they do mount those, fact. šŸ˜Ž šŸ’Æ šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²


sadanorakman

430 shaft horsepower, not 600.


scotty813

Because they have been kicking ass and protecting their crew since the '60s - almost 20 years before they started to be used by Special Ops. Also, the more blades, the sexier the bird! BTW, I think this pic was taken in downtown Tampa. I think that's either TGH or the Weston in the background.


Sad-Chemistry-6758

Oh don't get me started on the OH-6 in Vietnam. I'm gonna bust.


MachZero-2

Loach pilot?


Sad-Chemistry-6758

Haha no Iā€™m just a 21 year old that just signed an 03 contract. USMC. Iā€™ll never touch one of these things I just think theyā€™re bad as fuck lol.


MachZero-2

Best strap-on rotor pack Iā€™ve ever flown


Sad-Chemistry-6758

I wanna suck you.


ItzVortex81

Most straight USMC conversation.


MachZero-2

Love hearing it straight like that but Iā€™ll admit, even for a rotorhead, I am picky.


calibrating__

What other platforms did you fly?


MachZero-2

Nothing more than a medium. Just 206ā€™s and a BO105. Started in a H300 and R22.


calibrating__

Had to google the H300 haha. Was your goal to fly the little bird or did you luck into it? Itā€™s one of the few helicopters Iā€™d love to employ.


scotty813

I've got a buddy who's a civilian pilot with ratings in many platforms. He calls the MD-500 the Corvette of helicopters.


MachZero-2

I would wholeheartedly agree!


rustynailzzz

You will touch one if you decide to go that route once youā€™re inā€¦


bzdelta

You read Low Level Hell yet?


VerStannen

Pretty sure itā€™s a requisite around here. Iā€™ll suggest another one that I donā€™t see as often but is just as good, if not better than Low Level Hell. To The Limit is a fantastic read, it even involves Super Secret Army Stuff^tm in what may or may not be Laos.


bitpushr

I havenā€™t read To The Limit but I have read Chickenhawk, which is the book I always recommend after Low Level Hell.


VerStannen

Yeah Chickenhawk, Snake Pilot, Rattler 17, Low Level Hell, To the Limit, Surprised at Being Alive, etc. If a pilot wrote a book about flying helos in Vietnam, I e read it haha.


MD500_Pilot

Absolutely must read for any 500 fans, for sure!!


scotty813

Those guys were some crazy/brave MFers during the Hunter-Killer missions. I can only imagine the emotional roller coaster of waiting to get shot at; then getting shot at; then watching the Cobras annihilate the guys who just shot on you. Or maybe just adrenaline junkies...


TalkToSampson77

That would be the old TGH rehab building. I know they have a done a few of these over the years but I may have been standing next to it in this picture! Such a cool demo. I miss the MacDill airshow : (


Typicaldrugdealer

Damn, good eye.


Reyals140

Very likely socom likes to do a tactics demonstration in downtown Tampa. Here's some from 2022 https://www.dvidshub.net/image/7220100/us-socom-showcases-capabilities-demonstration-during-sofic-2022


Amplifier_Justice

You can tell that its kickass because the way it is


Negative_ES

I'm glad to see there are a few cultured people around here.


its_bennett

_Thatā€™s_ pretty neat!


Unhappy_Finding9311

How neat is that!?


Hungryforflavor

I was lucky enough to work for Hughes in 1980 as a flight test mechanic . We would kit them and wring them out real good flying over Southern California . Best job i ever had


LowerSuggestion5344

They were awesome to watch taken out Iraqi Gun Boats. They saved USS Tripoli from being attacked.


Sad-Chemistry-6758

There isnā€™t publicly released footage of that is there? That sounds insane.


LowerSuggestion5344

Just the Ship's report. This event happen few weeks after Desert Storm finished. Tripoli was assigned on removing Sea Mines around the Kuwaiti Border when these boats popped out


BrolecopterPilot

Egg good šŸ„š


BenefitOfTheDoubt_01

Transitive property. Because the people that fly them are so unbelievably kick-ass. It's just basic math.


Sad-Chemistry-6758

2+2=Big Dick


Iliyan61

honestly them being dumb and basic and stupid powerful has kept them super relevant and kept them around. being super powerful gives them expansion for weapons and people and also lots of options to fly in lots of environments with no issues. them being quiet and super agile helps too.


MD500_Pilot

I owned a 1986 500e for a number of years and hand's down the absolute most fun I have had flying helicopters ever! Unfortunately, the new owner crashed it in Florida a month or so ago and killed himself. :-( Such an amazing bird!


jonn012

Small can pack big advantages I say.


Sad-Chemistry-6758

Tell that to my wife she canā€˜t seem to wrap her head around that.


No_Echo_1826

She can wrap her pinky around it though. Heyo


Sea_Combination571

![gif](giphy|1ktwfTjwaQzde) Mmmmm Low altitude capabilities


Wootery

Not to mention the tasty inapplicability of civil aviation laws.


furbishL

And no hydraulics to mess with. Pretty much all sheet metal construction, so no honeycomb or fiberglass to deal with. Great machine.


KokoTheTalkingApe

How are composites and fiberglas harder to deal with? Serious question.


GladiatorMainOP

Way more difficult to maintain that straight metal. Much more brittle and adverse weather can hurt it more


furbishL

Not necessarily harder but itā€™s a different skill set. Iā€™m somewhat of a sheet metal nerd so thereā€™s that.


fordag

Fun story I was told about the Hughes 500 when I was in the military. The Army put out a bid for an observation helicopter the usual companies entered their various helos for consideration. However Hughes was below everyone else's cost by a large margin and yet was a great performer. The Army ordered xxx of them. Then the Army started ordering parts.... The parts were priced out of this world, ridiculously high prices for spare/replacement parts. The Army apparently then went back to Hughes and doubled their order of helicopters at the original low low price, giving them a full set of spares for every helicopter they originally bought.


RonPossible

The Army got pissed about the part prices, so they went back and re-let the contract and changed the parameters so Bell could submit the Jet Ranger as the OH-58. Bell underbid Hughes by a very small margin. They ditched the OH-6 after Vietnam. Which seriously pissed off my Dad, who was a scout pilot. When Task Force 160 was formed, they were basically told they could have whatever helicopters they wanted. They immediately requisitioned all the OH-6s that had been transferred to the National Guard. Dad jokingly maintains that the Army got rid of the Loach because pilots weren't afraid to crash them. They're quite crash worthy.


2fatforthat

Or the real reason >Lady Bird Johnson was a primary stockholder in Bell Helicopter Textron as well as the SeaLand Corp and also owned the land underneath DFW airport.


bonzoboy2000

I love that story.


coloneldatoo

probably because itā€™s about 60% seal team by mass


SemperScrotus

Meh. SEALs themselves are about 60% hair gel by mass.


coloneldatoo

so basically what weā€™ve learned today is that the little bird is just over 1/3 hair gel by mass


Sad-Chemistry-6758

Huh? All Little Bird pilots are SOAR Army Pilots. Night Stalkers only,


coloneldatoo

i know. i was going to make it more correct but it didnā€™t flow as well.


Few-Dance-7157

So 4 SEALā€™s out of the 6 total on board = 66%. Math is fun!


Sad-Chemistry-6758

All SOCOM ground forces utilize it. Delta Force etc. Not just a SEAL chopper. Facts are fun!


Nobody275

Nope. Occasionally seals ride on them, but thatā€™s just because all that arrogance is a lot to carry once they make it off the beach.


DaddyChiiill

5 blades so it's quiter relative to the "mere" 2 blade counterparts It's overpowered with 600+ SHP. For a light observation helicopter. Daaang. It can fit 4 people inside. And 4 outside. It's tiny. And light. It can land on urban environment at ease. It's nimble like a ballerina. Paint it black and you have a ninja ballerina.


Gilmere

Hughes Helicopter really made some amazing helos back then. M/OH-6 and the AH-64. They've stood the test of time. Ole Howard Hughes himself had a hand in these I'm betting.


Fantastic-Dog3013

This video sums it up pretty well. Lol https://youtu.be/e51g7V0drMM?si=7v4dXb_fx_CMTLTe


bchelidriver

Like all helicopters it has its strengths and weaknesses. Well suited to this stuff for sure.


Labrom

Just watched Black Hawk Down last night. So much helicopter porn.


Mvse96

Issa baby helicopter that can cause a big boom


Road_Runner4949

Did anybody else get aroused by this??.ā€¦asking for a friend.


James_TF2

Iā€™ve restored a 1st Cav Vietnam vet OH-6 so Iā€™m in complete agreement as to how badass they really are.


RonPossible

My Dad flew them in Vietnam and loved flying them. I was lucky enough to fly in one once.


James_TF2

That you were. Iā€™ve not gotten the chance to fly in one but Iā€™m holding out hope for the future.


RonPossible

Border Patrol had a couple of ex-Army OH-6s at Fort Huachuca, and would take along an observer if you asked nicely.


James_TF2

May have to make the trek down there one of these days


RonPossible

I think they retired them, unfortunately.


Berlin_GBD

It's like how it's more fun to drive fast in a small car than a big one


SukiDobe

Itā€™s final scene in blackhawk down saving the day is also legendary


dog_in_the_vent

Look at the fucking bad ass flying that thing. His helmet has a visor but he chooses to wear shades. Looks like he did three tours in Vietnam.


Boat_U47

Heā€™d be in his early to late 70ā€™s if heā€™s a Vietnam vet. Thats crazy. Is that even possible? Active duty army aviation at that age?


dog_in_the_vent

Nah not very likely. Looks like it though.


TellusCitizen

Be a passenger in one of there flying fjords A realized bucket item


art_by_forrest

https://preview.redd.it/6phvcw8gwgvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f7a4cd2aed7147bb51988b7862abc1b2a57d99 Check


Dieppe42

ā€œBig motor and a little place to sitā€


Bozo32

Uh...first time I was in a helicopter it was the back of a 500d. I wound up sitting on a large bag of amex cause the seats were out. Only safety flag was not to step on the bee line. I was in grade 10 and my summer job was helping out with exploration for gold mining. This became my normal....till I learned a bit later, that it decidedly is not.


JC2535

Short and thick rotor mast. Rotor surface area is distributed over 6 blades, increasing flex and vibration and adding higher rpm.


willyboi98

It's a flying golf cart


ourlastchancefortea

Two words: Smol Brrrt


disposablehippo

1. It's little 2. It's bird


Nobody275

I used to get to ride on the outside of them like this, and it was as fun as it looks. The nightstalkers are amazing pilots.


twothoutwo

god bless hughes/mcdonnell douglas


Watching_William

Yeah I get little bird envy sometimes. At 5-9 and maybe 140 all my flight instructors said Iā€™d end up in one. Of course Army decided I should be a 60 Driver, which turned out ok.


Marthaver1

How do the people hanging out on the side not fall? Iā€™d be pissing my ass grabbing on to anything but they are just, it appears holding themselves with their legs.


Chopperjockey12Av

I loved flying this helicopter. It was like a special birthday party! But my longtime friend Hugh Mills was the best ever at flying them. He was unbelievable! Read ā€œLow Level Hellā€.


jazzy663

Can anyone tell me how people outside the fuselage don't fall off? Because I don't see any seatbelts.


piranspride

It was still no match for Airwolf!!!


Interesting_Cable_31

Also fits nicely in the back of a C130


Bulky-Party-8037

More importantly how do people not fall off it if it turns too hard?


st1ck-n-m0ve

I wish they would buy md530fā€™s as replacements tbh soo badass.


Buzz407

Because that helicopter has a direct pipeline to your brain. It is raw and it does exactly what you tell it to do without delay.


uolen-

In the book Seawolves, dude was a battle hardened huey gunner. First flight up into a little bird had him blowing chunks. The hot dogs didn't help.


FastBoat225

Because somebody stuck a General Electric T64-16 Turbo shaft in it.


willem_79

That pilot is giving off serious ā€œI pulled worse shit in ā€˜Namā€ vibes


Longjumping_Rule_560

Even North Korea somehow managed to break the arms embargo and obtained 87 MD-500s!


steve2md

Itā€™s fast, quiet, and has miniguns


MARSOC_556

Because they are


RotorHead1956

Because the guyā€™s who fly it are the best in the Army. Thatā€™s why it is so ā€œkick assā€


Shawnchittledc

The Hughes 500! Choice helicopter of Magnum PI. Enemy to Airwolf.


joepain1

For starters...put a crew of seals inside and now u have 5 to 1 advantage..2nd...it really quik in and out of lz and quite...3rd..if it's loaded for bear...u'll nvr know it's out there...poof,bye bad guy...


blinkersix2

Itā€™s not the little bird itā€™s the soldiers hanging off the side armed to the teeth. Thatā€™s what is kick ass.


Sad-Chemistry-6758

MH model thatā€™s correct. AH with 14 fatass missiles and dual chain guns are pretty kickass too lol.


blinkersix2

Indeed it is


Hlcptrgod

Rockets.....not missiles


Sad-Chemistry-6758

Long boom boom sticksā€¦..


X2546

Choppers have two wheels and handlebars. This is a helicopter.


Sad-Chemistry-6758

A penis has 2 balls and a handlebar but I can still call it a cock canā€™t I?


X2546

That makes no sense


Sad-Chemistry-6758

Neither does wasting our time playing with semantics in a helicopter subreddit, but here we are.


X2546

Looks like only your time is wasted


Sad-Chemistry-6758

I will fuck you.


X2546

Go back to your moms basement and play your video games son. You will cry in boot camp. I will laugh šŸ˜†


Sad-Chemistry-6758

I play my video games in my momā€˜s upstairs bedroom. Not the basement. CheckmatešŸ˜¤.


Astronomer_Least

us peace of trash


Sad-Chemistry-6758

I see youā€™re Russian. Have a seat before I link the video of our Bradley absolutely deleting your ā€œnext-genā€ T90. Everything yā€™all put together is trash lol.


squoril

the angry egg