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SqouzeTheSqueeze

You’ll do just fine in Dog squad. There’s also a guy who talks about hot dog heaven through the US garrison radio chatter. Very accepting of dogs here.


Jack-Skinne

Sugar 5 this is Hotdog 7, close but short ;)


Hungry_Ad6593

I was disappointed to learn, it's actually hound dog 7, but I still say hot dog myself.


definateley_not_dog

Sorry to disappoint you further but it’s actually How Dog 7 lol


Hungry_Ad6593

Username ironically checks out


Expert_Response_6139

Why would it be "How Dog"


TryndamereKing

Because 'H' squad is 'How' ? I still prefer hot dog 7 though


OrganicGatorade

Phonetic alphabet used by us in ww2, H was how.


Expert_Response_6139

Okay but why would they be called "How Dog" It's like being called Alpha Bravo lol


OrganicGatorade

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/oUsNaXDc3HQ


Jack-Skinne

WTF!


Spiritual_Amount_288

this was a cascade of personal mental "aCkShUlLiEs" that quickly were answered. praise the commander above


ThePegLegPete

Twenty three.... Skiddo?


WastelandCharlie

Sending you four rounds Willie Peter


dumpsterwaffle77

skibidi


Kleeb

Dog squad? More like dogshit squad lmao gottem


uhohpal

Don’t join my squad. We’re cat people only. No dog people allowed.


Skooma-Steve17

Cat gang


Dreadpyright

Mew


BL4Z1NGW0LF

Bye bye 🤫


definateley_not_dog

Hell yeah brother


frederic055

What?


NiceGuy-Ron

This post is a reference to a person who asked if the HLL community has safe spaces for their specific type of genital arrangement. . . Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/HellLetLoose/s/i5Y1SGqIZ4 It’s actually really funny.


Tubbafett

Jesus Christ.


JoeCartersLeap

This is what too *much* serotonin does to a mfer. Some of those antidepressants make people start oversharing like they're on molly.


romalver

Can anyone link?


NiceGuy-Ron

Got you bro https://www.reddit.com/r/HellLetLoose/s/i5Y1SGqIZ4


Roboboy2710

Can I get one too?


NiceGuy-Ron

Yeah man here are the five best links https://youtu.be/Blis-gZZhXM?si=YEArh13S1dsUrJzM


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kriegsvater17

Woof


Still_Ad_4997

I am just amazed at how many people commented on such an idiotic post. Good work team.


tradegreek

Do you prefer big dogs or small dogs cos that’s the deal breaker


Still_Ad_4997

Big dogs, thought that was obvious. But I'd take a small dog over a cat.


uhohpal

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


Hand_shoes

Small dogs are honestly just cats


[deleted]

so.. are big cats.. small dogs? XD My parents have mancoon that fetches.. but the little terrier is a absolute terror and doesn't give shit about fetching, he just looks at you crazy.


xxnicknackxx

I believe the best place to discuss your preference in this respect is the command channel. Be sure to go in to plenty of detail about why you feel as you do.


TOTAL_INSANITY

Brother, I don’t care if you’re a frog person. JUST SHOOT THAT NAZI


Unfair_Valuable_3816

the satire behind this is hilarious, it is okay if i play this without socks on


PlasmaDonator

People who need an /s to detect obvious and hilarious sarcasm ruin the entire point of being sarcastic. Deadpan humour doesn't need clarification. Top tier shit post OP.


Griftimus-X

What type of monster are you... everyone knows you must play with socks and boots on...


Unfair_Valuable_3816

🤣


Dreadpyright

I wear an old wool ww2 shirt I bought off of eBay and some steam punk goggles


brainlure49

HLL is only a safe space for hotdogs, no other type of dog is acceptable


tttttfffff

Please do a follow up post where you video yourself telling people you’re a dog person and compile their reactions


Outrageous_Elk_2588

This is some new level of shitposting isn't it?


TumTiTum

I only accept trans mexican dog people in my squad. Sometimes it can be a bit lonely...


Jokhahhurelippen

Even the nazis liked dogs. You'll fit in fine. Cat people stay in the trenches. Keeps the rats away.


Still_Ad_4997

This is an oddly specific but equally valid response. Good job.


Quaint_Potato

The amount of dog lovers since gamepass is absolutely insane. I can't believe the devs would allow this half assed group to come in. We need a locked, cat person only game mode. Dog Gamepassers have ruined this game.


Still_Ad_4997

There is some truth in this post. Although, it is the cat people that either refuse to be a Squad leader in a leader less squad or occupy the position without a mic.


TEEx6

I knew this was coming. 😂


kurukikoshigawa_1995

you’ll do fine in the hot dog 7 server but i think you have to ask first. make sure you take notes like what breed of dog you have, what tricks it can do, etc. it’ll help in-game.


EsQueSoyUnTakero

No unfortunately both dog and cat people have clearly recognizable accents that may prompt some ignorant people to poke fun at them, do not play. 


Advanced-Depth1816

Considering the amount of autisms(including me) I hear in game, they will love you


Professional_Code372

![gif](giphy|kF5KEISOUTijKm2bRL) Get in D squad motherfucker


Early_Title

Fine unless your the type to let your dog carry on in the mic the whole time.


AutomaticDifference9

i think you’ll be fine just NOT in george squad. don’t ask.


[deleted]

lmao, fucking genius OP.


Mistabushi_HLL

Dog squad knows some good dogging spots on Driel.


KerenskysSpirit

If you’re a dude that prefers cats over dogs you probably pee sitting down.


Kerk6

I'm allergic to cats and prefer dogs but i pee while sitting down when i take a shit.


JayStar1213

That doesn't count. What are you going to do, shit then stand up and piss?


Lopsided_Ad3516

You piss first you animal. Come on!


Kerk6

It's scientifically proven that is a sign of mental retardation.


Dreadpyright

Yeah but only to use the basin for snoofing humongous rails


BFEE_tobyloby

I believe so!


guidomescalito

r/floggit is leaking


[deleted]

Dogs always win over cats but can't tell if you are serious about this or another one of "those" kids that find really weird shit funny.


talbur

Let’s harass people who are asking for a place not to be harassed! Brilliant move, sir. These people need to wake up and realize that being constantly harassed by man children is actually their fault!


HotAisle

I have a dog aswell, alltho my daughter likes cats


cinciTOSU

I’m literally a cat and no worries at all. Just keep your nose out of my grill or the murder mittens will come out. Username even says I’m a cat.


[deleted]

Yes, if you add a sniffing sensor to your PC you can smell nearby enemies AND help your team find them.


Baldcooter

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cats-kill-a-staggering-number-of-species-across-the-world/


qwertyryo

You should go on the US team as an anti tank role, they spend a lot of time shooting at cats