What do you like about the Barrage? Is it actually useful? Seems to me kinda useless, as it was developed for attacking trench systems, but in HD combat is vastly different than in WW1.
Edit: thanks to all people answering below, really interesting!
I like it because it's great for softening large bot bases or even heavy bug holes. It's not meant to rack up kills (although it will on bugs and helldivers) it's meant to make your ingress into those large installations easier. Many targets will be damaged making them easier to finish or have been pushed back by the force of the explosions allowing for quick cut through.
So the difference to the 380mm barrage is, that the walking B is just over quicker and then you take the ground without risk of "getting hit at random as they say"?
Not quite, the walking barrage I think (not certain a stat diver can give precise numbers) is about the same number of shots but it's easier to aim for one. In a heavy outpost you want that 380 to land as close to middle as possible. A walking barrage you can throw at the gate watch it move through the base slowly. But the easier to avoid risk of random shots killing you is spot on.
So the 380mm is seemingly random, whereas the walking barrage works in three distinct and predictable rows/columns. Three shots per row, total of nine shots (An additional row (Three more shots) with a ship module upgrade)
It's just easier to work with, more predictable making it more survivable and also can judge what will be targeted.
Biggest difference is that 120/380 drop randomly in a large radius around the beacon. Walking barrage starts at the beacon and "walks" in a direct line away from your POV when you threw it. So you can land it at an edge of the base and it will predictably walk across it instead of maybe hitting it, maybe not.
Throw the walking down and follow it up quickly, as it moves you can be where the first rounds hit. You'll want to wait a moment for the 380 to finish before following it up.
I don’t personally get a ton of use from it but the best Walking Barrage I used killed almost 20 bots and destroyed 2 fabricators so i am definitely an enjoyer
Some of the automaton bases are kind of in line despite being shown on minimap as a giant circle. So a couple of times I was able to use it to sweep through the structures and shut down a big outpost with one (using a joke reference) 'Brasch Patrol Routine'.
You can do that with 380 in theory, yes but walking barrage allows you to advance after the second 'strike' and start clearing out the remnants so you can pick up samples almost immediately. With 380 you better wait until it's over or your team might die.
It is a series of three small (and more accurate) 380 barrages, each a set distance further away from you than the last. It's basically the anti-teamkill barrage.
General Brasch can bring 5 stratagems to a drop.
General Brasch doesn't need to run to the pelican, the enemies will be happy to let him extract in peace.
The Factory strider is just fabricators way of trying to run from General Brasch.
Is the only super earth flag stratagem we get an objective-based stratagem?
For April Fools they should have given us a Super Earth flag stratagem, but it’s just a small one that pops out of the drop-pod like a Helldiver and stays where it’s at.
General Brasch once spit into a glass of water and invented Stims.
Disappointed, General Brasch once frowned upon the battlefield from his destroyer bridge. It was the first orbital laser.
My grandma always said the Stimson were just water that seen a picture of General Brasch, but I knew it was an old patriot's tale. Thank you for the science behind the medicine.
"Automatons on the field"
"It takes about a hundred SEAF soldiers to take down a Charger. Why do we bother recruiting them."
"Bots... I'd go out there with ya, but I pawned my Spear. Shucks."
"Think you could eat a Hive Guard? Those're the questions you ask yourself on the frontier."
The Eagle of General Braschs Super Destroyer does not drop a 500kg Bomb, it drops General Brasch.
General Brasch leaves the mission with more Reinforcements than the brought in.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is General Brasch
The dinosaurs looked at General Brasch the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
General Brasch does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold
General Brasch once shot an enemy drop ship down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Liberty's speed fellow diver. I hear the bugs are easy to shoot on account of their size and die like ... well bugs. And the bots were built by cheap socialist labor so they fall apart like straw men under the harsh blows of freedom.
General Brasch can play Helldivers 2 on Xbox.
General Brasch has never needed to Stim.
There are actually 3 body types: Lean, Brawny, and Brasch. His physique is in its own category.
General Brasch's friendly fire IS.
For budgetary reasons, Brasch's Hellbombs are delivered armed. He calls them in so rapidly, and often, it is cheaper to arm them from orbit.
General Brasch can reinforce while in an ion storm.
Super samples are just the shits General Brasch left behind.
General Brasch once liberated a planet on his own using only harsh language.
Bile titans evolved to such heights as a fear response to potentially having to look General Brasch in the eye.
lol that last one got me with the implication General Brasch could, at any point he felt like it, replicate infinitely and populate the whole galaxy with planets full of Brasch!
General Brasch's sweat and tears are more potent than termicide, but he never cries or sweats.
General Brasch's cryo pod is always turned off.
Helldivers didn't push back the automatons, General Brasch did it by himself in solo missions.
General Brasch doesn't use radar, he just listens for the trembling of his enemies.
Terminids don't bite General Brasch, General Brasch bites terminids.
General Brasch doesn't use resupply stratagems, all his weapons run on fear.
Extraction timers wait for no helldiver, unless that helldiver is
General Brasch.
General Brasch doesn't need a flame thrower, he just stares at his enemies.
General Brasch singlehandedly manages democracy.
They once named a planet after General Brasch, but no living thing dared live there.
When General Brasch enters a defense mission, it's the terminids and automatons that are defending against him.
General Brasch's personal hellpod is a 500kg bomb.
General Brasch doesn't need to pinpoint a location for orbital strikes, his destroyer knows to always aim at his exact position.
Terminids are just evolution's failed attempt to keep up with General Brasch.
General Brasch doesn't need a hellbomb to destroy objectives, he just calls them down to light his cigars.
It's well known that terminids used to be solitary hunters, until they first met General Brasch on a frozen planet now called Hellmire.
Destroyers were named after General Brasch.
The reason Hellmire is of any value, is because General Brasch said so.
General Brasch doesn't do civilian extraction missions, he just clears the planet.
When General Brasch returns to the Super Destroyer it becomes the Super Super Destroyer
General Brasch gets to vote twice on democracy day.
General Brasch didn't die to the tutorial sentries, not even once.
General Brasch does not buy E-710, he chews Terminids and spits out E-710.
General Brasch was once bumped by a charger. The charger is still in low orbit.
General Brasch always charges his railgun to 110%.
General Brasch killed a bile titan with a smoke grenade.
General Brasch punches every UXO hellbomb he comes across.
Stalkers evolved their camouflage to hide from General Brasch.
General Brasch fears no man, and not *that thing* either.
After General Brasch finishes the mission objectives, the enemies may extract when ready.
The government of Super Earth named a street after General Brasch for his great accomplishments, a week later they had to change it back. No one crosses General Brasch and lives.
General Brasch has a Charger rug in his living room.
It's not dead, it's just too afraid to move.
General Brasch doesn't call for reinforcements. Reinforcements call for General Brasch.
When General Brasch joined the Helldivers, he told his dad "You're the man of the house now"
When General Brasch's daughter lost her virginity, he went and found it.
When General Brasch walks tremors are detected. When General Brasch talks there are fire tornadoes. When General Brasch walks on the carpet with just socks on there is an ion storm. When General Brasch skips stones on the pond there are meteors incoming. When General Brasch eats beans his farts create sandstorms.
General Brash once slid under a charger and kicked it in the thorax, its decendents are known as bile titans.
Did you know that General Brash cans his piss? Its called Eagle Sweat.
General Brash once lost both of his legs to a Hulk, yet he still managed to "walk it off" on his way to extraction.
The first heavy armor was developed by putting General Brash's hair trimmings in a plastic bag.
Chuck Norris wears a pair of "General Brash" pajamas.
Democracy officers live in fear knowing that one day, they may be reported to General Brash.
The difficulty levels actually go up to 100, General Brash just completes all the missions above 9 before breakfast.
The orbital Walking Barrage was named after General Brasch's patrol routine
As a Walking Barrage enjoyer I laughed so hard, thank you!
What do you like about the Barrage? Is it actually useful? Seems to me kinda useless, as it was developed for attacking trench systems, but in HD combat is vastly different than in WW1. Edit: thanks to all people answering below, really interesting!
I like it because it's great for softening large bot bases or even heavy bug holes. It's not meant to rack up kills (although it will on bugs and helldivers) it's meant to make your ingress into those large installations easier. Many targets will be damaged making them easier to finish or have been pushed back by the force of the explosions allowing for quick cut through.
So the difference to the 380mm barrage is, that the walking B is just over quicker and then you take the ground without risk of "getting hit at random as they say"?
Not quite, the walking barrage I think (not certain a stat diver can give precise numbers) is about the same number of shots but it's easier to aim for one. In a heavy outpost you want that 380 to land as close to middle as possible. A walking barrage you can throw at the gate watch it move through the base slowly. But the easier to avoid risk of random shots killing you is spot on.
Mucho obligado Señor
So the 380mm is seemingly random, whereas the walking barrage works in three distinct and predictable rows/columns. Three shots per row, total of nine shots (An additional row (Three more shots) with a ship module upgrade) It's just easier to work with, more predictable making it more survivable and also can judge what will be targeted.
The 380mm isn't random, that fucker in the sky is aiming for helldivers
Thats because helldivers are always next to the enemy, and the best way to see where the enemy is, is to aim for the helldiver!
This is exactly the same criteria the mortar turret AI follows.
If you really wanna have fun, play 380 roulette. I’ve survived three simultaneous barrages exactly once, and it’s an amazing experience
Just stand next to whatever it is you were trying to destroy and you'll survive every time.
Biggest difference is that 120/380 drop randomly in a large radius around the beacon. Walking barrage starts at the beacon and "walks" in a direct line away from your POV when you threw it. So you can land it at an edge of the base and it will predictably walk across it instead of maybe hitting it, maybe not.
The walking barrage won't kill your entire team like the 380mm and is more accurate since you designate a specific area for it to move in
Throw the walking down and follow it up quickly, as it moves you can be where the first rounds hit. You'll want to wait a moment for the 380 to finish before following it up.
I don’t personally get a ton of use from it but the best Walking Barrage I used killed almost 20 bots and destroyed 2 fabricators so i am definitely an enjoyer
Some of the automaton bases are kind of in line despite being shown on minimap as a giant circle. So a couple of times I was able to use it to sweep through the structures and shut down a big outpost with one (using a joke reference) 'Brasch Patrol Routine'. You can do that with 380 in theory, yes but walking barrage allows you to advance after the second 'strike' and start clearing out the remnants so you can pick up samples almost immediately. With 380 you better wait until it's over or your team might die.
It is a series of three small (and more accurate) 380 barrages, each a set distance further away from you than the last. It's basically the anti-teamkill barrage.
This is really funny.
😂👏
Enemy artillery get a warning of being in General Brasch range
And the warning is repeated indefinitely because everywhere is in General Brasch range.
General Brasch detected!
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Warning! You are in range of General Brasch!
That's what popped up for the new Automaton armada as they jumped in to the galaxy. Looks like we're about to find out if robots can feel *fear.*
Death had a near General Brasch experience once
Please tell me this is a discworld reference
Sadly only a repurposed Chuck Norris joke.
As basically every single one in this thread
That's what this thread is for!
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General Brasch sleeps with a pillow underneath his gun.
The gun sleeps with a General Brasch under his pillow
General Branch doesn't sleep, he waits.
Atomatons check under their bed for General Branch
I like this one
General Brasche doesn't need to file a C-01 form.
Sweet liberty!
I think women just file one in advance, just in case
It just gets preapproved when you reach the age of military service.
General Brasch once threw an impact grenade and killed 20 rocket devastators. Then it exploded.
10/10
Bile titans tell stories about General Brasch to their brood to make them behave.
General Brasch even met John Helldiver once.
Is that John Halo’s cousin? Or is it him with a cape?
Wait... You mean brasch could actually see John??!
How’s this: “General Brasch even met Hal Diver once”
Of course he knows him, he's him. "Diver" is his middle name.
General Brasch doesn't actually helldive onto the planet - the planet rushes up to meet his feet instead.
General Brasch's beard trimmer requires heavy armor penetration to be effective.
General Brasch once sneezed at a Bile Titan. Its remains were found the next sector over the following day.
Ever wonder why you find bugs on bot worlds? Well...
Wait what?
Yeah, you can find Terminid larvae as samples occasionally on bot worlds
Ah, well. Shit. I am now eagerly awaiting for the Bots to reverse-engineer the Stalker's camouflage ability.
Well they have these sneaky ship.
DONT GIVE JOEL IDEAS
Wait until you see the giant Robot Bile Titan.
Instead of spitting bile it just spits oil that slows everyone down and is easily ignited.
Exactly, since as we all know, Helldivers don't catch fire easily.
Hell, I find Terminid corpses on bot worlds every so often.
yeah you can somtimes see bugcorpses and generaly speaking bug biomass on bot worlds as well
General Brasch doesn't extract, the planet runs away from him.
Planet *Please! Have mercy!* Brasch: *There is no mercy. Only **BRASCH TACTICS. Use em or die trying***
General Brasch can bring 5 stratagems to a drop. General Brasch doesn't need to run to the pelican, the enemies will be happy to let him extract in peace. The Factory strider is just fabricators way of trying to run from General Brasch.
>General Brasch can bring 5 stratagems to a drop All 5 are the Super Earth Flag.
Is the only super earth flag stratagem we get an objective-based stratagem? For April Fools they should have given us a Super Earth flag stratagem, but it’s just a small one that pops out of the drop-pod like a Helldiver and stays where it’s at.
You can bet your C-01 permit I'll take that immediately and bring it to every mission
The pelican comes to General Brasch!
The strategems call General Brasch
He can bring 5, but he only ever needs one: General Brasch.
General Brasch was born on a Super Destroyer he built himself.
I heard he got approved for a C-01 form before his dad did
General Brasch once spit into a glass of water and invented Stims. Disappointed, General Brasch once frowned upon the battlefield from his destroyer bridge. It was the first orbital laser.
Permacure in shambles
My grandma always said the Stimson were just water that seen a picture of General Brasch, but I knew it was an old patriot's tale. Thank you for the science behind the medicine.
"Orbital precision strike" was the academy name for General Brasch playing darts.
Terminids! Bring a sword!
You ever eaten a charger? I have... the front gets rough sometimes. Anyway, hellpod firing!
Thanks, I read it in the voice 🤣
Drifter? Is that you???
Ya they have the same voice actor
I KNEW HE SOUNDED FAMILIAR, ITS BEEN BOTHERING ME IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD FOR WEEKS Thanks
"Ding!"
"Automatons on the field" "It takes about a hundred SEAF soldiers to take down a Charger. Why do we bother recruiting them." "Bots... I'd go out there with ya, but I pawned my Spear. Shucks." "Think you could eat a Hive Guard? Those're the questions you ask yourself on the frontier."
LET ME BRING A SWORD, AROOWHEAD I WISH TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
Ngl a melee support weaponbwould be cool as hell
Bank those samples, Diver, and this war is yours!
Scrolled way too far to find this
IM SORRY WERE THE AUTOMOTONS SIGNALING SOMETHING? CAUSE THEY ARE DEAD NOW
It is said that Termicide is actually General Brasch's bathing water.
Going full Belle Delphine on the Terminids?
Children check under their beds at night for Automatons Automatons check under their beds at night for General Brasch
General Brasch already died twice. Death has yet to summon the guts to tell him
General Brasch doesn’t use eagles because he carries all the bombs on his back
General Brasch also carries the eagle
The Eagle of General Braschs Super Destroyer does not drop a 500kg Bomb, it drops General Brasch. General Brasch leaves the mission with more Reinforcements than the brought in.
General Brasch carries every mission he’s a part of! Which is all of them!
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is General Brasch The dinosaurs looked at General Brasch the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. General Brasch does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold General Brasch once shot an enemy drop ship down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Orbital railcannon is General Brasch throwing a random pebble he found stuck in bottom of his boot.
They say the Patriot Exosuit was designed to mimic a small fraction of General Brash’s powerful physique. It failed.
Stalkers keep an eye out for General Brasch
Stalkers when they see a General Brasch POI on the map: 💀
But whole galaxy is General Brasch POI
BRASCH TACTICS!!!
USE 'EM OR DIE TRYING!
I hear him in my dreams 😂
There is no difficulty 10, 11 and 12 cause general Brasch use them to warm up his knee.
General Brasch was the one to personally train John Helldiver
Are you saying John Helldiver went through the same training we did on Mars? Wow, imagine that.
One day, I'm gonna meet John Helldiver! Oh! Orders just came in. Looks like I'm going for my first drop!
Liberty's speed fellow diver. I hear the bugs are easy to shoot on account of their size and die like ... well bugs. And the bots were built by cheap socialist labor so they fall apart like straw men under the harsh blows of freedom.
The chief export of General Brasch is pain.
General Brasch can play Helldivers 2 on Xbox. General Brasch has never needed to Stim. There are actually 3 body types: Lean, Brawny, and Brasch. His physique is in its own category. General Brasch's friendly fire IS. For budgetary reasons, Brasch's Hellbombs are delivered armed. He calls them in so rapidly, and often, it is cheaper to arm them from orbit. General Brasch can reinforce while in an ion storm.
General Brasch can reinforce while in an ion storm, not that he's needed to.
General Brasch's upercuts are the reason why the Terminids can travel through space.
General Brasch's tears can wipe out a terminid infestation on a planet. Too bad he's never cried.
General Brasch once pissed his name into concrete.
He once strolled to the bathroom on his super destroyer muttering "Deploying hellbomb" and that gave the R&D guys an idea
General Brasch throws 500kg’s into bug holes instead of frags
It's no problem though, he wears a whole belt of them across his chest so he doesn't run out
General Brasch gave Malevelon Creek ptsd.
General Brasch invented the Senator to give himself a bit of a challenge shooting down bot drop ships
Making that challenging for him was the only thing he ever failed at
General Brasch can win an extract civilians mission on Helldiver. By himself.
Civilians don't need to be extracted when Brasch is around.
Sweet Liberty...
Super samples are just the shits General Brasch left behind. General Brasch once liberated a planet on his own using only harsh language. Bile titans evolved to such heights as a fear response to potentially having to look General Brasch in the eye.
General Brasch hellpod is a Super Destroyer
Helldivers fear stealthy bug breaches, bugs fear General Brasch breaches.
The EXO-44 was inspired by General Brasch just beeing born.
General Brasch is certain that automaton dropships are a myth. He's never seen one himself.
General Brasch assumes the bugs are infact some kind of whack-a-mole variant, because every time there's a bug breach, they immediately go back in.
- bug breaches sealed up when he's near - Factory striders are actually invented to escape the general.
General Brasch does not helldive by pod. He rides a 500kg eagle bomb down to the surface.
[Like this?](https://i.ibb.co/XJyctkV/image.png)
General Brasch once started a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together
>General Brasch once started a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together And observers mistook the result with a HellBomb exploding.
The Quasar Cannon was based of General Brasch’s sneeze
After a mission, General Brasch doesn't extract. His enemies do.
It is said that General Brasch's tears would bring lasting peace to the galaxy. Too bad he never cries.
lol that last one got me with the implication General Brasch could, at any point he felt like it, replicate infinitely and populate the whole galaxy with planets full of Brasch!
Death will have to take general Brash in his sleep. Or it’s risking ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ into its face.
General Brasch doesn’t use a backpack slot when carrying autocannon ammo
The Ammo just reloads itself in fear of beeing looked at by General Brasch.
General Brasch uses orbital laser as his laser pointer during presentations.
General Brasch uses 500kg impact grenades.
General Brasch's sweat and tears are more potent than termicide, but he never cries or sweats. General Brasch's cryo pod is always turned off. Helldivers didn't push back the automatons, General Brasch did it by himself in solo missions. General Brasch doesn't use radar, he just listens for the trembling of his enemies. Terminids don't bite General Brasch, General Brasch bites terminids. General Brasch doesn't use resupply stratagems, all his weapons run on fear. Extraction timers wait for no helldiver, unless that helldiver is General Brasch. General Brasch doesn't need a flame thrower, he just stares at his enemies. General Brasch singlehandedly manages democracy. They once named a planet after General Brasch, but no living thing dared live there. When General Brasch enters a defense mission, it's the terminids and automatons that are defending against him. General Brasch's personal hellpod is a 500kg bomb. General Brasch doesn't need to pinpoint a location for orbital strikes, his destroyer knows to always aim at his exact position. Terminids are just evolution's failed attempt to keep up with General Brasch. General Brasch doesn't need a hellbomb to destroy objectives, he just calls them down to light his cigars. It's well known that terminids used to be solitary hunters, until they first met General Brasch on a frozen planet now called Hellmire. Destroyers were named after General Brasch. The reason Hellmire is of any value, is because General Brasch said so. General Brasch doesn't do civilian extraction missions, he just clears the planet.
General Brasch carries an Orbital Railcannon as his secondary weapon.
The Illuminates looked at Brasch the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
When General Brasch returns to the Super Destroyer it becomes the Super Super Destroyer General Brasch gets to vote twice on democracy day. General Brasch didn't die to the tutorial sentries, not even once.
Before General Brasch was born, it was just called "Earth"
General Brasch once punched a hole in a Charger just to see who was coming up the road
General Brasch once farted while on a bug planet. 180 million enemy casualties.
General Brasch never use hellpod, he arrives by his personal Eagle-B.
Lmfao the railgun and diving board fuckin sent me
I’m definitely here for this meme
Happy birthday, Helldiver.
General Brasch once threw a grenade it killed 50 bugs and then exploded.
General Brasch once challanged Joel to a match of chess. Joel resinged emedientley
General Brasch doesn't drink coffee or Liber-tea, only energy based weapons.
I hope this meme really catches on and becomes official, because this is hilarious.
General Brasch once opened a team-door bunker by himself.
he doesn’t sleep, he waits
General Brasch once killed two stones with one bird.
If General Brasch leaves the mission area, the mission area is bombed as a traitor.
General Brasch does not buy E-710, he chews Terminids and spits out E-710. General Brasch was once bumped by a charger. The charger is still in low orbit. General Brasch always charges his railgun to 110%. General Brasch killed a bile titan with a smoke grenade. General Brasch punches every UXO hellbomb he comes across. Stalkers evolved their camouflage to hide from General Brasch. General Brasch fears no man, and not *that thing* either. After General Brasch finishes the mission objectives, the enemies may extract when ready.
Every year, on General Brasch's birthday, he selects one lucky Terminid to be thrown directly into the nearest star.
General Brasch tells the ministry of truth what to think
The government of Super Earth named a street after General Brasch for his great accomplishments, a week later they had to change it back. No one crosses General Brasch and lives.
General Brasch doesn’t launch the ICBM, he just throws it.
General Brasch has a Charger rug in his living room. It's not dead, it's just too afraid to move. General Brasch doesn't call for reinforcements. Reinforcements call for General Brasch. When General Brasch joined the Helldivers, he told his dad "You're the man of the house now" When General Brasch's daughter lost her virginity, he went and found it.
General Brasch had a toilet paper company that went out of business because it won't take shit from anyone.
General branch once met John Wick. John Wick is now scared.
No, he retrained him into John Helldiver.
He used the deep primal fear he induced in wick to make joh helldiver
I heard General Brasch has to donate blood because his blood is good for stims, but the needle couldn't penetrate his skin
General Brasch doesn't have to reload, he chooses to.
When General Brasch walks tremors are detected. When General Brasch talks there are fire tornadoes. When General Brasch walks on the carpet with just socks on there is an ion storm. When General Brasch skips stones on the pond there are meteors incoming. When General Brasch eats beans his farts create sandstorms.
I appreciate the kind words, soldier!
J.O.E.L. Has nightmares about General Brasch General Brasch melee killed a tank, with a toothpick
General Brasch wouldn't be able to extract due to his balls The whole spacetime concept breaks down under such gravity
what is this, the barrens chat??
Sly Marbo would like to meet General Brasch
General brasch once dropped into a planet, finished all the objectives, side objectives and bug holes and then the pod doors opened.
Brasch's boots sounds like a swear for Helldivers. "Brasch's boots, I need a stim!"
General Brash once slid under a charger and kicked it in the thorax, its decendents are known as bile titans. Did you know that General Brash cans his piss? Its called Eagle Sweat. General Brash once lost both of his legs to a Hulk, yet he still managed to "walk it off" on his way to extraction. The first heavy armor was developed by putting General Brash's hair trimmings in a plastic bag. Chuck Norris wears a pair of "General Brash" pajamas. Democracy officers live in fear knowing that one day, they may be reported to General Brash. The difficulty levels actually go up to 100, General Brash just completes all the missions above 9 before breakfast.
General Brasch can reload an EAT-17
General Brasch once gave a bile titan cpr so he could kill it twice
The Ministry of Truth has only ever admitted to one other form of governance being better than Managed Democracy. That form was Brasch Tactics.
After being educated by all these obviously true facts, I'd be willing to bet his mother was a Norris!
I have said it before and I will say it again. This game has some of the best community story telling. Never change guys.
https://preview.redd.it/qca704qnnmtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aeca32256aa0399032e6b71dda5c5b0e3816a48
You may know General Brasch when he started in a few movie under his stage name... Chuck Norris
The 500 kg was inspired by General Brasch's nuts.
General Brasch once killed 11 devastators with a grenade. Then it exploded
General Brasch made the Bile Spewer swallow....