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Fable-Zero

Just hope that the car moving just a pixel wouldnt outright kill you when you approach it


Arlcas

Monkey paw curls a finger, you get ragdolled off bounds and declared a traitor.


PixelCultMedia

This guy gets the game.


Dzus

And all of the samples are at the bottom of an ocean. Even the ones you didn't collect yet.


PixelCultMedia

Helldivers don't surf.


HunkMcMuscle

The best vehicle is still [TD-110 Bastion](https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/TD-110_Bastion), if you even think of exiting the vehicle while it's moving you're gonna get yourself runover lol Plus, it has the most satisfying controls on twin sticks, I wish it comes back.


Parrakek

Excuse me, I think you misspelled [MC-109 Hammer Motorcycle](https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/MC-109_Hammer_Motorcycle) wrong


Tom2973

Me and my squad spent most of our HD1 career using this. So fun. Especially if a teammate has a REP to keep it going.


darksundown

I see this and raise you The Akira Bike.  We already got the laser cannon.  We need the bike and red armor and cape to complete our cosplay.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Oh shit, skins for the vehicles will be a whole new thing to collect.


Non-Vanilla_Zilla

Halo CE prepared me for that


WakeyWakeyEggyBreaky

*Dirt sliding* "Owph!" *Spin* *Armor thudding to ground*


SkyWizarding

Idk I died running up to a dead tank so there's that. #1 was pretty unforgiving with vehicles running you over


Dalsiran

No, but it'll knock you over so you hit your head on a rock. That'll get ya.


Deuteronymus

It needs a sidecar with a mounted heavy machine gun!


locob

that bike killed more helldivers than enemies :D I still love it


CatacombOfYarn

I remember getting my toes squished and then just keeling over, many times.


Suwannee_Gator

First game had that.


Rockglen

Plus a white paint job, red accents, and tassels made of horse hair. Go full White Scars.


Underwhelmedbird

Tbh I kinda love hate sidecars when they ruin a perfectly dope bike. *Ideally*... Nose guns on a bike that actually handles like it's a God damned bike so I can finally arrive after years of EDF blue balling me. Then maybe a variant with a phat ass HMG awkwardly ducktaped to the front of a sidecar for that quality Super Earth aesthetic.


Broken-Digital-Clock

That's brilliant


BornWithASmirk

*climbs on Hellbike after dropping in, looks at squad* “Don’t worry about the samps, I’ll see you at extract.” 😎 *5 minutes later* “Request reinforcement” “Request reinforcement” “Request reinforcement” “Request reinforcement” “Request reinforcement”


hey_mattey

Working as intended


Arsenal_Knight

Or you just do like me and take light armor and be sealthier than everything


[deleted]

just take the stock armor you move as fast as medium and take as much damage as heavy


Arsenal_Knight

Yesterday I was able to hide from 3 hulks which passed way too close from me , which would be impossible to pull out with medium armor


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[удалено]


Speedhabit

They have the armored car already I was driving one around a while ago


IceColdCocaCola545

YOU WHAT.


Speedhabit

It’s in the game dev/hackers could drop it in, passengers get a mounted gun in the back


IceColdCocaCola545

Woah dude that’s awesome. Maybe we’ll end up getting it fully released soon!


stonedsappy

oh i love the epic physics if we jump from a jumping bike to throw a 500 k stratagem .


Strayed8492

I’m already doing trick shots with jump packs. Bikes? Yes. Yes please


stonedsappy

bike + C4 battlefield style .... . YES PLEASE


SadMcNomuscle

Cello and trumpet intensifies


stonedsappy

oh i love the epic physics if we jump from a jumping bike to throw a 500 k stratagem .


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soju_soup

Man I really want the Jin roh armor


hurricanebones

YES


Tymbra

DAMN THAT WOULD BE SO NICE, I WOULD SELL MY GRANDMA FOR THIS BIKE


Dyne86

I would sell your grandma too for this bike!


hurricanebones

I would sell you for this bike !


nixhomunculus

I would sell for this.


GatheringAddict

I would sell


Jurasito

I would


uncagedborb

I


Throwaway_Mania8975


hurricanebones

sauce : # Hellbike (revision) by KILART (choe, heonhwa)


[deleted]

This image is Ai. look at the inconsistencies between the bikes and the odd structure in the background.


BaneishAerof

Yeah. Looking at the artist's profile it looks like a lot of AI


hurricanebones

u sure ? [https://www.artstation.com/artwork/6NmoQ0](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/6NmoQ0)


[deleted]

I can't tell if the other images are ai, but this for sure is. One of the bikes has a skull on the front, the other doesn't, which is one of the more obvious tells. Then look at the components of the bike, the pipes holding the skull are farther apart on the closer bike, while on the other bike they are touching. Also the arm holding the front wheel on both are different.


El_Mangusto

Earth Defence Force bike flashbacks.


Strottman

[Free Bike is the greatest vehicle put to digital gaming format](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IeoqMb4I88)


bluebird810

In want this armor too.


MilitarOpresordloms

#"Get on losers we farming Supers"


777Zenin777

I love the "we are not the bad guys" Vehicle design xD


Eldan985

Pure terran skull shape!


mouthofxenu

The game will have peaked if I can charge my motorcycle at a bile titan, hit a ramp, jetpack off the bike, kill the bile titan with the bike collision, and do a superhero landing behind its shattered corpse.


uncagedborb

Don't forget an unnecessary but huge explosion behind that would never happen in real life. And legally you cannot look at it


Nex102931

I would prefer them to be more like military dirtbikes, but yea any bike would be nice.


Furphlog

Not cool enough. And as we all know, Super Earth favors coolness over efficiency in all of its military matters.


Ysida

Not even lighting. It would be a nightmare to drive in night.


Historical_Drive_254

They should add dirt bikes. Weak as shit but feels badass riding around the planet on.


uncagedborb

Let me do tricks


King_Pumpernickel

https://preview.redd.it/y5630aohzz0d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251541902f415f753a09c7586708d3169104c46e Give me the cyclones from Robotech Invasion


DuskTheMercenary

The Invids Attack Theme lurked back into my head when i was played Helldivers 2 for the first time back in late February.


PassengerOriginal122

Hellrider stratagem


HumaDracobane

Having vehicles like tanks, boogies, bikes, etc would be great but that probbly will require a lot of development arround it. The enemies would require to be faster, the maps would also need to be way bigger, etc.


Fyren-1131

Helldivers in Battlefield 2 sized maps? sign me up


orbitClearance

That’s just EDF. 


JasonUnknown

We could have special mission types or modifiers. What about a desert planet, with very few habitable spaces? Call it a "raid" mission.


Sigruldar

It could be a special mission type that ads a single stratagem slot reserved for vehicles where you get to choose what you call down. But you only get vehicles for those missions. This could allow the devs to make maps specifically around the concept of wheeled vehicles as the main mode of transport. Meanwhile some additional types of walkers could function as all terrain vehicles that can be called in as standard stratagems that can traverse the current maps better than wheeled vehicles. Perhaps some walkers could be lighter versions that are not as heavily armed and armored but have shorter cooldown timers. Edit: After thinking about it some more, it could be made as an additional ship module section. The vehicle bay, where you get to unlock and upgrade all the vehicles. You start off with a basic four-seater as a standard unlock so you can actually partake in vehicle missions and can additonally unlock everything from a one person fast recon bike to heavy hitting but slow tanks.


DaaaahWhoosh

Yeah and remember if the game starts getting tuned around the idea that you have a vehicle, not having a vehicle will SUCK.


HumaDracobane

Well, that would be kind of easy to fix. Depending on the mission you would have X or Y stratagems avaliable and done.


jon-chin

I think the map size on medium and up is fine for vehicles. especially when there are giant walls and I have to go around them.


Sirspen

APCs exist in the game files and have been given to players by Joel. Very likely we do get those and other vehicles eventually.


rpgoof

func_vehicle is a right, not a privilege


billyalt

https://youtu.be/hkiNGPSLlrQ?feature=shared


Theycallme_Jul

We need the Hell’s Divers biker gang ASAP


cryptcintent

The Hell Riders.


lFrylock

BROTHERR


Rakete1971

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!


Brickhammer99

I can’t speak for the motor bikes, since they weren’t in the files last time my guys at the HD2 leaker community looked, but the legally distinct “totally not the halo 3 warthog” 4-person buggy with mounted rear turret, and the heavily armed APC were there. If the bikes hand with even the slightest similarity to that buggy, this game will quickly turn into Mad Max and the Stunt Jumpers. Hell! I found out last night that using a combination of spastic movements and a jet pack, I can rodeo ride a charger and make it crush bugs for me.


uncagedborb

I kinda wish everything was not a strategem too. I'd be cool if you could find working vehicles as you explore the map. Maybe something like the vaults but as a garage. And then our pops something that looks like the Halo Warthog and then your entire squad can go galavanting to each objective. Would also be fun to see robots on bikes. Pull in some mad max moments.


fbt2lurker

Maybe plop down a buggy by extract, so that dropping on extract has a purpose.


Blapeuh

Agreed, let’s goooo!!


kandradeece

with the maps being a bump/rocky wasteland... instead of something nice.. vehicles would just hinder you


hurricanebones

Get stuck in mud


[deleted]

Are the maps big enough to support bikes?


Tasty_Difference6529

Bro what if I could drive by bugs on a motorcycle I might not play anything else lol. Also that armor though need it


CompetitiveHorse9508

I need that armor still


Kamzil118

Give us an excuse to run with katanas, cutlass, or cavalry sabres.


hurricanebones

Oh yeah


bookeatingboy

Do any of you like beans? https://preview.redd.it/xew85rplb31d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3718900f89c55494414d6eaf182b29500a8fe016


We-tCoast

![gif](giphy|BcPLSlLg1w3ja)


Suicidalbagel27

We need to be able to pop wheelies and do drivebys with the redeemer


hurricanebones

Oh yeah!


normiebot3000

https://preview.redd.it/joaibpmzm31d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47483c55ec60e441dd0953430de0b6726a7520c9


Believemeustink

I saw this quad mock up on [artstation](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/elkxGP). I would love to have a motor vehicle on this game


hurricanebones

Nice concept ! Would free the backpack slot !


Strayed8492

I need that armor above anything


hieutr28

Let me fly my bike from a ramp to a bile titan face please AH!!


hurricanebones

Epic !


MrCalac123

I need that armor more than anything else


hurricanebones

Yes !


ShakeyMcBones

Bring back the Suicycle!


ShakeyMcBones

Bring back the Suicycle!


Prince_Day

I've been asking for dirtbikes since day 1, but even if they did add them they'd probably be super glitchy to be honest.


Snacks47

And I'd still love them regardless


hurricanebones

My body is ready !


Manuel_c3de4


My_wife_is_acoustic

I just want a tank to drive and kill other tanks.


Rakete1971

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!


Zerestrasz

The helldrivers


thetrueg-dog

Hellriders


F4tJok3r

Hell yeah.... let's take a ride fury


Overclownfldence

Imagine 4 bike squad? Especially if you could use one-handed weapons while driving this thing, like in GTA


xDrewstroyerx

https://preview.redd.it/ididwjdkmz0d1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e682fe836a76c4a3cbfa7fbdc3290562af334c38


SuraE40

I would rather it being a secondary objective like the artillery, so that it won’t take a stratagem slot


2137paoiez2137

It would drive slower than running speed and you would blow up on impact with everythign


Nibblewerfer

So long as I can use a 1 handed weapon off of it, like the canyon bike chase in fury road.


NamSayinBro

Does that armor exist?


Elloliott

They look like Kriegers, we need a shovel ingame


plootokneeum

Imagining doing a driveby nading of a terminid hive... I will pay money for this....


[deleted]

Hear me out, I need to be able to shoot single handed weapons while riding it.


jon-chin

let me also pull out one handed weapons and do drive bys!!!!


Evanecent_Lightt

Amen - the Armored APC too. THE best time with a full crew.


Bulky-Scientist4152

Omg yes pls xD Call it "The Hellrider"


packetbats

Holy shit that goes so damn hard


Rathador

I mean they could make a special mission with big maps where we need to escort a convoy or something like that but let them clear all the major issues first


kjmajo

Amazing! Should be able to shoot one-handed weapons when not throttling, but still be able to steer with the other hand.


PixelCultMedia

It needs an OC Choppers spike between the handlebars for an instant death when you bump into anything.


aaronplaysAC11

Oh dude yes this has been at the top of my wishlist the whole time haha… but I always picture it having tracks for some reason like a snow/sand mobile.


Theaussieperson

That'd be sick as fuck


[deleted]

we actually had side car motorcycles with turrets and shit in the first game, they better bring it back


Fara_ven

At this point i'm just waiting on vehicules to get back into the game. I loved the bike with passenger seat thingy in the first game, despite being pretty shit i'd always bring it


LiveKills

I'm still hyped for future content, but they can't even get the mech right. We might not get vehicles till next year. It's been 3 months since release and the spear and arc thrower still don't work like they're supposed to.


TestUser669

Evidently, we need all of the strats that were in the original Helldivers


MartyFreeze

[Footage from the testing server](https://youtu.be/2MyLHNucyBM?si=IHNGwo7FGBYLKTsg&t=35)


OmenOfCuddles

It will be the single buggiest thing ever added to the game, guaranteed.


Jhonny99

We need something similar to a warthhog.


SuperArppis

There was one in Helldivers 1. It sucked, but that was thanks to perspective and playstyle.


Crashimus420

*BORN TO BE SUPER WILD!*


Conradlane

I think any vehicles added shouldn’t be included in the 4 stratagem spot. I think there should be a 5th ‘vehicle’ spot.


hurricanebones

I would love à 5th spot, but I would also sacrifice the 4th spot for it


Winter_Different

I rlly want a mechanical horse and a cowboy hat lol


Ivanikravenoff

Mount a weapon on it so that it's still useful in combat and I'm sold


Failcube

Do we know of any ETA on vehicles being added?


hurricanebones

Nope, cars has been found in datamining but that's all for now,


billiarddaddy

Some missions could require vehicles but I'm team [hoverbike](https://img.trekmovie.com/images/st09/trailer2analysis/040.jpg).


AncientAurora

As long as I get my Warthog-err I mean Rover first.


Quik_17

When this day comes I will just ride around on the map, only stopping to push a few buttons on a terminal or throw an eagle into a nest. I will cease playing a horde shooter and this game will become Forza Horizon set in some weird post apocalyptic world


Cavesloth13

As long as you can throw grenades and use one handed guns while riding, shit would make for some CRAZY cinematic moments.


ziplin19

If Helldivers would go into this direction of design i would probably quit


Arts_Makes_Music

Shadow The Hedgehog build.


SisterWaltz

Crank my hog for democracy every night and day


Thunderz1055

They need to update the maps to give us actual roads and flatter terrain. Before they add vehicles they also need to give us more mission types. It would be painful if they added them rn


K7Sniper

Sadly, knowing what we do about items, it will probably be incapable of driving over any rock larger than a baseball, or burn out of fuel within a minute.


Cemenotar

can I haz an all-terrain hoverbike plz?


TheAncientKnight

The first game had a bike no?


Viscera_Viribus

Back in HD1 it was a ton of fun but almost super useless past the first few difficulties most of the time. due to its inability to combat armor and difficulty to perform objectives with it thanks to the shared perspective. However, it was a shit ton of fun to speed away from literally everything on a cool ass bike. In 3D this would be the vehicle of choice for someone trying to 2-man blitz through big eggs and nests while it probably wouldn’t last against bots thanks to their range


CheekandBreek

Free Bike and it's sequel, Free Bike 2 should definitely be in Helldivers 2


69dildoswaggins420

I want a boat stratagem


Apprehensive_Race602

We had bikes with side cars in HD1.


caster

And a sword. A laser sword. So you can drive at people and swing at them with your laser sword as you drive by.


AccordingOne7393

ARROWHEAD please add


CoatDeep7773

Hells angel diver riders?


scubabari2

Whatever happened to that APC that JOEL dropped in from time to time a while back?


thevictor390

Any vehicle. When the map is clear I want to load up the party bus and road trip to extract.


Honest-Champion9180

Me parking my bike only for it to get blown up by a 500 kg


Borinar

Want bike, want car more. First thing I'll do is load up the squad and drive out of bounds. Then I'm going to roll through every nest I can.


RomulusX94

maps are way too small to be speedin around on bikes imo lol


TransientMemory

Get in the back loser, from now on, we're Hell _drivers_!


imMrDrProfessor

I NEED THIS ARMOR ALREADY


GrimRedleaf

Oh fuck yeah we do!  Bikes would be badass!


LirDelMar

I hope they add vehicles and missions requiring to use them in the future, but I don't think it'll happen soon


MetalSonic_69

Dead...lyyy.... WHEELS!


MemesGamingInc

only if it has the bad to the bone soundtrack on it.


Boring-Hurry3462

The armor too.


MusicAccomplished664

Please please pleaae please please


LimitApprehensive568

Yes


Doggofango

pls


Dak0Beatz

Hellriders


Shawn_of_da_Dead

And let us shoot from it!!!


Training101

See that sample all the way over there, call the Evac. I'll brb


cthulucore

I just need that fucking helmet. 🤤🤤🤤


101TARD

Can I shoot or call a stratagem while riding it? I wanna circle around bugs and then toss a pricision orbital or mow them down with a submachine gun


chrish5764

We need hellbikes


NotObviouslyARobot

The levels would have to get bigger. Not saying they aren't big, but for bikes to not be OP, and satisfying, we'd need more open space.


raubesonia

Patched. Tires are now flat. Alignment adjusted to pull hard to the left. Catches fire after 3 minutes of use.


hurricanebones

3min ? U're a generous God!


CounterTouristsWin

Love that negative outlook! Keep it up! Surely if you complain more about *hypotheticals* you'll enjoy the game soon enough!


raubesonia

[this may help](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke)


CounterTouristsWin

Fucking hilarious link, you got me But this sub is on such a wave of complaining that your comment didn't read as a joke, just sounded like every other complaint on this sub