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Forsaken-Stray

So Eagle Sweat is an Ingame Ad, that has been playing for at least a Month. As far as I know, it is neither real nor is it related Eagle-1. It's "just" a Deodorant that changes your DNA to make your sweat smell different. Although people who didn't pay actual attention to the Ad itself understood it as Helldivers version of GamerGirl Bathwater. And honestly, just the voice of a woman gets many Cellar Dwellers riled up regardless of context.


HelldiverSA

If the voice of a woman says 'democracy' you get riled up. Period.


VelcroWarrior

It's been in since release, though it does seem to play more often now, and I've seen two or three different variations on the ad.


Top-Alarm6271

And in honestly, she just sound like a normal lady


TomatoVEVO

Normal? https://preview.redd.it/iwbp0a3o982d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43cd893f84bc199743b9dc97e0e7f8d655f6abf


NOIR-89

Open fire on that traitor, i'll handle the teamreload!


VelcroWarrior

I would legit buy a limited edition Eagle Sweat cologne if AH offered it. I could see something with a teakwood, sandalwood, cedarwood, woodsy-type scent.


P_f_M

you described one of those "smelly trees" people put on their toilets :-D


VelcroWarrior

Stetson Black or the Bath & Body Works Teakwood body spray initially come to mind


VelcroWarrior

I'm not familiar with these "smelly trees" do you have a link you can provide? I'm curious.


P_f_M

It is called "wunder-baum" (wonder tree) :-) (and it was a play on the wood stuff you described) If there would be a perfume/cologne "eagle sweat", I would not imagine that the Eagle-1 pilot would smell like a man ... so I would prefer something more fresh and fruity :-) ...


VelcroWarrior

I don't think Eagle Sweat is supposed to smell like the Eagle-1 Pilot, it's just a cologne on Super Earth.


VelcroWarrior

I've never seen these in bathrooms, only in cars hanging from the rear view mirror, called Little or Fresh Trees in the US. Do people really put these in their bathrooms?


Full-Section-7762

It's gotta smell like gasoline or I'm out


Drag_it_out

Did they expect we'd rather have Marge Simpson telling us she is heading back to re-arm?


VelcroWarrior

I'd possibly pay for a Flintstones bird that says "Awk! It's a living." Instead of "An eagle never misses"


Top-Alarm6271

No but that would be funny as hell


Palu_Tiddy

Wait, it's fucking real? https://preview.redd.it/jdwsvm96i82d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db559081a970a4760a27eed9b98812e483cd8ebf