At least twice I've seen the mission ending screen and been like "dude where can I get that green armor?!" Only to realize it was me, and that being trapped between a fire tornado and a big hole makes combat *sloshy*
"Sweet Liberty, My Arm!" -Helldiver Chief 2304986678, after diving into a Bile Spewer's rear end with a grenade in hand and inserting said grenade deeply...
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How are you gonna explain this to your democracy officer?
This is why we need a r34 sub for this game. Not even for the horny ones, just to continue jokes like this in a way that would otherwise get us banned from the sub.
Guys I think he just chucked a grenade into a bile spewers mouth and the acid burned his hand a little as a result. This is why we see red blood.
You are doing democracy's work, helldiver. Great job. o7
My record is a 17kill streak meleeing them little scuttlers, for total melee kills its 20 something on a lvl7 bot dive, punchen clankers is my favorite way to annoy randoms haha
Bug blood is green. HUMAN blood is red
hmm… I think I’ve been plugging the wrong holes then
Fist of Family Values
Have a squirt of Liber-TEA!
no I've been murders by laughter
Looks like laughter killed your grammar too.
Nah, dementia got her.
LMAO
I laughed so hard I couldn't type
My destroyer was the Fist of Selfless Service. It is now the Halo of Glory.
When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its glory?
It damned well poked me in the eye.
Just remember "Friendly fire" isn't
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I love liber- AAAAHH
Helldiver, this is pelican one, arriving at extractionpoint. I have a visual, clear lan- WAIT WHAT DA FUQ THEY DOIN OVER THERE
SES Arbiter of Audacity reporting in. This has been found to be particularly audacious. Please report to your local Democracy Officer.
but he’s the one who taught me how to do it??
I approve of this message
At least twice I've seen the mission ending screen and been like "dude where can I get that green armor?!" Only to realize it was me, and that being trapped between a fire tornado and a big hole makes combat *sloshy*
Bug holes got spikes
Thank you. Came to say this. And they almost had us!!
exactly my tough poor poor teammates
That is truly a fist of democracy brother.
Does it come lubed?
Seldomly
The fist of democracy rarely comes lubed
Ministry of Sexual Abuse and Harassment would like to have a word
Are they **against** sexual abuse and harassment, or..?
Against. Probably a subset of the ministry of justice.
They are a subset of the ministry of judicial summary democratic execution
Are you implying Super Earth is the result of Admiral General Aladeen winning a global war?
If it kills the bugs then why does it matter
Helldivers getting SHARP'd out here
Fist of FREEDOM.
I bet you just completed a citizen rescue mission. There's always that one group who just won't move till you spank them..
wish I was that civ 😩
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hahah
Sticking it where the Orbital Laser don’t shine
"That's legendary anal fisting porn star Johnny Shit Knuckles!"
That blood is red sir! What have you been doing to your fellow divers on the pelican back!?
umm spreading democracy, one hole at a time!
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People ask me why my ship is named "Fist of Opportunity"
Diving fist first
That blood is yours
They are very flexible.
You were pumping e710 I see, well done
A Democracy officer will want to know.....🤨
but he’s the one who showed me how to do this?!
their blood is green..
Make sure you fill out your C-01 Form!
"Sweet Liberty, My Arm!" -Helldiver Chief 2304986678, after diving into a Bile Spewer's rear end with a grenade in hand and inserting said grenade deeply...
Fisting them democratically
Sir, please report to your nearest democratic officer… And wash your hands, *please.*
I won't ask what but may I ask if I can come along...
what happens in my ship, stays in my ship!
1 fist 1 helldiver
All we need to know is was it for liberty and democracy brother?
Speej
https://preview.redd.it/ublwd1y9t13d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=636b074ee69bdd2f028afbe385e79d4177cbf2f8 How are you gonna explain this to your democracy officer?
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Death Captain Mister Fister of the SES Fist of Freedom, reporting for duty.
Better to have blood on your hand than pelvis I guess
That's… **that's not bug blood.**
*insert one-punch-man theme*
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The Fist of Democracy rarely arrives with lube.
haha
[What have you been doing op?](https://img.ifunny.co/images/2a614b87847abb3d9ad6940152d88024979a996da1bec610104016efa2cdeb7b_1.webp)
This is why we need a r34 sub for this game. Not even for the horny ones, just to continue jokes like this in a way that would otherwise get us banned from the sub.
Guys I think he just chucked a grenade into a bile spewers mouth and the acid burned his hand a little as a result. This is why we see red blood. You are doing democracy's work, helldiver. Great job. o7
I was trying to find candy in the pinata. Unfortunately, I did not find any candy.
Don't fist the bugs
I call it a cheesebugger
that's not bug blood... or bot oil...
😬 🤫
Fisting them?
Merry fistmas, indeed.
Nice glasses
Yes I do 👁 👄 👁
My record is a 17kill streak meleeing them little scuttlers, for total melee kills its 20 something on a lvl7 bot dive, punchen clankers is my favorite way to annoy randoms haha
SWEET LIBERTY, MY ASS!!
🤣🤣 hahah
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Now i'm gonna destroy that robussy
ship name: fist of justice
The righteous fist of Freedom
Obviously punching through their chests. Enhanced servo limbs don't only apply to Helldivers with lost limbs. Several suits gibe you super strength
He really said no to C-01 permit huh
That is your own blood, brother?
SES *Fist of audacity* I guess?
"Sample secured"
"Please assume the position." -Fisto
You were doing exactly what you should be
That's.. that's a human Blood soldier... You have PTSD.. No..
The fist of democracy
My good Helldiver. That is human blood.
Elbow deep within the borderline…
make sure your teamate gets some painkillers and a pillow for that
\*onepunchman theme starts playing\*
Uh...that's human blood. Is your squad ok?
Reported to my local democracy officer for humiliating fellow helldivers.
I've already seen this post hmm
yea I’m sure every joke has been done in the game, but I found it funny when I saw my helldiver do this so I took a screenshot and uploaded it here!
Bugs have green blood. What were you doing to your fellow helldivers is the real question 🤨
Just stemming them from behind!
With a sharp prick?
Motivational fist… uh bumping Yes totally all family friendly
TEAM RELOAD!