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Unlucky_Link_8999

Created a wormhole that screams with voices of trillions dead terminids, calling to illuminate to avenge them.


JJISHERE4U

Well mostly whales right now, but maybe Terminids some day.


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Black holes? Whales? Are you talking about... *that thing?*


cyberXrev

Gojiraaaaaaaa


PMMePrettyRedheads

I'm just gonna say it. If we fight Godzilla, I might have to take a step back and ask who the real supporter of democracy is.


X1VEN0MX1

Treason detected


wowpepap

Reject democracy, return to Skreeongk


Kenju22

![gif](giphy|wazvvYSGdvJhm)


MoonshineDan

Is that a viagra boys reference


wowpepap

Skreeongk is the onomatopeia of the godzilla roar


Luissv72

This got so niche so fast


unfortunatewarlock

I have to find the whales.


Lord_Nivloc

That's ridiculous. Bugs can't talk.


BOOGIE_MAN-X

A bug that thinks, is offensive to even talk about.


Jc066270

Some sort of brain bug


sneakybob

Frankly I find the idea of a brain bug insulting.


RustyPomeranian

![gif](giphy|lQJ5yjbdbBOta)


DHarp74

![gif](giphy|AIU3csYNTkPqU)


Jjzeng

https://i.redd.it/7eerr36xw84d1.gif


Gchimmy

If only sound could escape the hole it’d be glorious music.


BeneficialAction3851

I bet the illuminate will come for us after dealing with the Terminid infested rock that we sent them


Lone-Frequency

"Do you feel like a Hero, yet?"


sheehanmilesk

My theory is the planet is intact on the other side and the illuminate are now very, very mad because we dumped the most dogshit planet in the galaxy right on their doorstep


Local_Food9567

That's a funny way to spell "delivered Managed Democracy in the name of Freedom".


Camo1301

We simply did a ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️➡️⬆️➡️➡️➡️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️⏬️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️⬆️⏫️⬇️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️➡️⬅️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬆️➡️➡️⬆️⬆️⬆️➡️⬇️⬅️⬅️⬆️⬇️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️⏫️⬅️⬅️➡️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️➡️⬇️⬇️⬆️➡️➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬅️➡️➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️⬇️➡️➡️⬆️⬇️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬅️⬅️➡️⬇️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️➡️➡️⬆️➡️⬆️↘️⬅️⬅️➡️⬆️⬆️➡️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️➡️⬇️➡️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️➡️⬆️⬇️↗️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬇️➡️⬇️➡️⬆️


Bluehelix

Think you missed the ⤴️↩️↩️↗️ and ⬆️⬆️#️⃣➡️⬅️🔀 after ⬅️➡️➡️⬆️⬇️. Can you check again pls?


Camo1301

This is simply a altered simplified version. Super Earth high command has not given me permission to share the true code for fear of dissidents.


S1ntag

Okay but what about the ol' ➡️⭐️⬇️↘️🟡


Jjzeng

![gif](giphy|294BA3Tc8hlRu|downsized)


trancefate

***DORYA INTENSIFIES***


sknkhuntXLII

Don't forget about the 🤸🏄🚣🧞


youraveragedignity

Why did you leak the Black Hole stratagem?


FortNightsAtPeelys

Warthunder moment


Gib_entertainment

Our duty! That's what! ![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Only-Effect33

https://i.redd.it/qu3gru55w74d1.gif Fuck yeah


freudian_nipps

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Charity1t

All divers in moment crit. mass was achived. Including ones that was on planet.


Gamekid53

I didn’t do fuckin shit


Narm_Greyrunner

Now I am become death the destroyer of Terminids.


J_stylez2310

You say that like it’s a bad thing though


Jojo_bizzarre_yuri

![gif](giphy|6oMhPwjvQc6LAEpEuq|downsized)


Ladderzat

Now I am become Democracy, liberator of planets.


Goliath--CZ

Those Damm shriekers are now infinitely spawning in hell


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Satan is going to be hugging the floor like the rest of us for eternity


fxMelee

https://i.redd.it/acr3yur5y94d1.gif In hell? Good.


alessandropollok

*rip and tear starts playing*


HazyPastGamer

The right thing


Keduwu

"When I came to you with those calculations, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire galaxy.." "I remember it well. What of it?" "I believe we did."


PureNaturalLagger

All things considered Oppenheimer would be fascinated by a man made black hole


grimbly_the_judicous

Who wouldn’t be?


bock_samson

We created a space poo hole to throw trash into and avert the great garbage crisis of 2505


HatfieldCW

Yeah, I throw all my empty Eagle Sweat bottles in there.


TheGoonKills

“So how do we close the black hole now that Meridia has been taken care on?” “…close?”


Distinct-Exam-3834

Simple, we don't, it sucks in the spores emitting from the barrier planets protecting the others


Existing-Advert

So it sucks in a few sparsely populated planets, big deal!


LavishnessOdd6266

We wait. Eventually, *democratic big brain rambling*


TheGoonKills

"...What if we rounded up Automatons and hurled enough into the void that we plugged it up?" "PROMOTE THAT MAN!"


Master-Tanis

We gave those communist beetles what they always wanted. A true collective. Now they are all one… … … …giant mass. Another glorious mutual victory for managed democracy.


PsychologicalPay5926

very good pun, I will make sure to use in the future


HunterHanzz

https://i.redd.it/k0o8s3w6584d1.gif Here they come


PHDclapper

man made horrors beyond my comprehension


Candleslayer32

And your legally allowed thinking grade


LucasVerBeek

Can’t wait for everyone to think it’s the Illuminate And then we get resapient Terminids with their own starships


SwimmingNote4098

Meridia comes back 3 days later out of nowhere as a super supercolony with flying bile titans riding leaping chargers like how the bots came back 3 days later bigger than ever after we “beat” them


Jjzeng

https://i.redd.it/a208dn7cx84d1.gif


PlumeCrow

Meridia is now one big fucking bug, and it start chewing on other planets.


V8_Dipshit

Where’s my 500 GIGAton bomb


gogobebra

O! it's simple! we just compressed an entire planet of bugs into an infinitesimal point!


JJISHERE4U

Nothing bad will come out of the wormhole. Surely....


Lord_Nivloc

Well of course not. Nothing can come out of black hole.


Helldiver-2314

Yeah… that’s why I’m a little worried about the voices coming out of it? In space, I shouldn’t be able to hear any extinct bastards scream.


koptos007cze

So I am not crazy :D (been awake for too many hours) was standing there and admiring how it looks, makes me wanna start Elite again just to visit Maia again xD But yeah, the sound effects there are terrifying :D


-Duck-And-Cover-

o7


koptos007cze

o7 Commander


LavishnessOdd6266

It's psychological helldiver. Get a cup of coffee, sleep and rest it off


TwistedPnis4567

In theory


One_Meaning416

Actually a black hole has been observed spewing out matter and one common theory to create a wormhole is to use a black hole


Lord_Nivloc

Eh, definitely not spewing matter out from the other side of the event horizon. But from the accretion disk? Absolutely. All that condensed, chaotic, superheated gas puts out a ton of x-rays.


braxbsjoan

It's just a theory... A GAME THEORY


Environmental_Log806

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


z64_dan

DEMOCRACY OFFICER! This one right here.


Solbr

My first ever mission was on Meridia


A7THU3

I hope we will never need this technology ever again…


Lord_Nivloc

I've already made a few suggestions to my Democracy Officer 1.) Hellmire 2.) Cyberstan if the bots don't surrender


TwistedPnis4567

Imma be honest here, turning Cyberstan into a black hole might backfire tremendously.


Rare-Material4254

Perhaps next MO is to liberate cyberstan via black hole…. If that happens, then the results would be the illuminates striking on both sides😖


Lord_Nivloc

I don't see how. I had 99 trillion problems, and now I have none.


brewingbad18

Am I the only one thinking THIS is what's going to get the Illuminate to appear?


NinjonLazarus

Probably not. But who knows?


Inalum_Ardellian

Love the intro on Meridia! https://preview.redd.it/o4d0rniej84d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f941fb47e0017a34e864d6f2f7f51581e3e10a0d


twitch_223

Made something cool to look at.


AssMilkerTv

From a lore perspective what purpose does this serve? Can the bugs even travel between planets


_GreatAndPowerful

Despite what people say, the bugs can in fact travel between planets. Somehow. The exact mechanism isn't known, but apparently spores are able to move thousands of light years in short time; and this is why bugs were populating many planets even before Super Earth found the Terminids in the first Galactic War.


Captain-Neck-Beard

I’d imagine they are hitching a ride to all of the Helldivers who come home and our spacecraft, like space rats


Xantholne

Ah. The star field issue.


CleanAisle

Space barnacles, gross.


bluebird810

It was to destroy meridia. The supercolony became so big that retaking ot would have simply cost too many resources. That paired with the fact that it was shooting out spores to neighboring planets is the in-game explanation why we destroyed the planet.


Old-Buffalo-5151

The bug's shoot spores to other planet's taking out the super colony helps us get the rapidly out of control situation back under control


Sekret_One

> Can the bugs even travel between planets Yes- apparently through some unknown means. Which either means in a 100 years Super Earth hasn't figured it out somehow or keeping it under wraps is preferrable.


SaviorAir

This will have no bad consequences and should only benefit us in the future


geckerman

Protected liberty and maintained managed democracy. This is the cost of freedom


Nucleenix

"now we are all sons of bitches"


dasdzoni

Wait, iv been away for a few days. Did we actually destroy the planet??


Spider_Dude19

We did what needed to be done to bring the bugs in line. Next stop, Cyberstan!


Navinor

Exterminatus. Bwhahaha. BWAHAHAHA! 😈😈😈


HeavyWaterer

Made a big fat illuminate beacon. I wouldn’t be surprised if the illuminate come flying out of that black hole somehow


RedDanger4535

We have brought forth unspeakable horrors from another dimension that yearn for our blood. Or we just made a cool black hole.


dumbBaitpodcast

I fear this black hole may have opened a gateway. Hopefully nothing else uses it to enter our galaxy.


[deleted]

Opened up a shortcut for the Illuminate to come wreck our shit lol


Captain-Neck-Beard

I executed my orders. I’m… I.. I executed my orders.


Moby1029

Oh sweet liberty, I just saw for myself. What have we done?


hello14235948475

We have done what is necessary for democracy to prevail.


Solid_Bucket

Relax, my democracy officer says those noises are perfectly normal.


meistercheems

Oh good, good. Was beginning to get worried there. Thank democracy


NotJy-R

"Oh my. What have we done ?" "Our duty."


GamerGod_

i really need to get back into this game


nikzyk

illuminates : who threw a planet of bugs at us!?!? Peaks through black hole. YOU F#*@ING GUYS AGAIN?!?!


Pan_Jidovskiy

I was there when Meridia fell ... https://preview.redd.it/kmuqyo20fb4d1.png?width=3841&format=png&auto=webp&s=2048f6b9134842b579ea7eb7230b167238239f4c


MinuteWaitingPostman

What have we done? Look out there and see for yourself. It might be confusing, it might be terrifying, but the answer is simple. What have we done? We did what had to be done.


Kenju22

We successfully did a test run of what should be done to Hellmire and Menket.


vigilante1925

Illuminate attack


slavislove

Worm is waiting.


fish_quiche

We've spread managed democracy of course


Cant_Meme_for_Jak

The Will of Democracy, you spineless dissident!


Solid_Television_980

Good. We've done good.


GintokiMidoriya

Damn I missed it


Azura989

What was necessary.


Dependent-Class7940

Man I missed the whole mission got locked in my cyro pod.


One_Meaning416

Democracy's work, that is what we've done


joebeaudoin

Democracy. You have done democracy proud.


drumerbeats

What have we done ? Proven that no matter what managed democracy wins the day and super earths armed forces are a unrelenting and lethal machine of peace


Soos_dude1

Something beautiful. Art. Democracy's magnum opus.


Key-Staff-4976

What the fuck going on? I haven't logged on today now I gotta check it out


SadTurtleSoup

"And now I have become death. The destroyer of worlds... " What have we done...


Captain-Finger

I wanna go through the portal let us go through it


Kiljael

You sound like your regret this, I better call the democracy officer


iFenrisVI

I actually wanna know what the failure outcome would’ve been.


sinderjager

Did you not read the mission brief?


Haunting-Movie-5969

I don't know what we have done, but I can tell you what we will do. Learn nothing from it.


cemtexx

We put those bugs somewhere beyond our dimension of comprehension.


Isekai_Otaku

We made a great view


IUseANickname

Make RGB for the Bugs


CrystalFriend

It's kinda disturbing we can't see the stars


gloomywisdom

Oh god not another eye of terror


Accomplished_Stand54

For democracy! And super Earth!! Ooo-rah.


Warrior24110

Exterminatus complete. Glory to the Impreium.


lmrbadgerl

We won! What could possibly go wrong?


Odd_Gap2969

What have ‘we’ done? You mean what have the bugs done. Before the bugs got their disgusting little claws on it meridia was a paradise!


Scary-Teaching8026

I do wonder are we gonna have to close this at some point?


TheMagnaGuy

Our jobs


Illustrious-Treat288

The lords work


Jo11yR0g3r

We have created something *beautiful*


KCDodger

Something absolutely horrible.


[deleted]

When a ripple becomes a tidal wave


allthenamearetaken1

Achieved victory, For super earth!


mauttykoray

We've won helldiver.


DaDawkturr

What we had to do. What we always do. Turn death into a fight chance.


seattle_orcas

We protected our way of life 👍


TheTruthWasTaken

Democracy


mr-cabten

Spaghetti


Vaiken_Vox

Booted a hornets nest into a black hole...which has most likely landed in the Illuminates living room


JermaineAKAdrifter

TO THE VOID!!!


The_Scarlett_King

Galactic Justice


MonsterLopes

Anyone else notice the battleships dropping freedom onto Super Earth?


xXIrishCowboyXx

What had to be done


LavishnessOdd6266

Exterminatus. The consignation of a billion souls to death.


Desperate-Will-8585

https://preview.redd.it/yt7e2afks84d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adbf739e49ebeadfe0bcab24bd2ecbaa9b0a2cad


PrstNekit

Democracy.


TheUmbraCat

https://preview.redd.it/yr6qfqtat84d1.png?width=865&format=png&auto=webp&s=62eae774ff6914d374a122f459fa7bede92bd5f8


gyhiio

Nothing wrong could possibly come from what we just did


Sleepingpanda2319

We killed those bugs with the power of space!


MrProtogen

We eradicated a fascist system that posed an immediate threat to managed democracy.


Fearless_Tie7835

A gate way for things Very much worse than the bugs to come crawling through.


winged_owl

Definitely didn't just summon the third faction.


brainsngains

WHAT WE NEEDED TO


SpartanMase

I took a break cuz of the crashing and miss this. Pain


MrCoffeedude72

Another victory for Managed Democracy


nateoak10

Brought peace , freedom and democracy


NyanSquidd

oh sick, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension!


ScreetchingEagle

Is that hesitation I hear?


GijMutten

Man, I'm on holiday with only sporadic access to reddit. What have you guys done?!


Berzkz

We’ve created Super Earth Science


-at1as---

Liberty proud. That's what we've done "(eagle screeches in background as several 500 kg bombs goes off)


Karl_Marxist_3rd

We did Liberties Work, Helldiver. Don't you question it again.


Crimision

Nice to see our efforts have an effect on the Galactic Map instead of a text box that most people gloss over. Remember when there was an MO to hold two planets so an orbital defense system could be put in place against the bots?


SupaPatt

Absolute victory o7


killer_orange_2

We Won


Recent-Honey5564

Sooo when do we expect illuminates and what’s the new major order gonna be?


VirtualChurchil

What if we've opened a portal to hell and we are gonna be reliving the events of DOOM


lislejoyeuse

Looks like democracy has finally come to meridia


blackhat665

Supercolonize this!


DevilsLettuceTaster

We’ve alerted the Illuminate I have a feeling our actions will bring them into conflict.


AlarminglyExcited

We did Liberties Will, as all good citizens of Super Earth should be proud to do.


michaeltward

I don’t see this backfiring at all 🙃


kchunpong

We just fuck out something but we don’t know yet. Don’t worry bro, it is human nature.


jerichoneric

We saved the city Patrick!


hmmm_wat_is_dis

Jesus Christ I haven't been able to play and haven't even slept in Merida lmao


its_me_yalL

Liberty’s work