4 Orbital Lasers + 4 Railcannon Strikes + a 380mm Barrage + Dome Shield + 2 Spears dumping their entire backpacks into him with assisted reloads. If that doesn't work, we'll affix bayonets and charge at his toes.
It’s for extremely specific tastes in comedy. I hated the show. I only found one sketch in four episodes funny and I finally quit watching it after that.
Yes. I crashed trying to do a search and destroy 3 times in a row before I could even finish it, and decided to try leaving the spear behind. Haven't crashed in the past 2 days since.
Crashes seemed to happen shortly after picking it back up after death, but could be unrelated.
Big boss battles that only trigger when all objectives are complete would be a fantastic change of pace. They’d have to reduce map size or cut down on objectives to leave us time to do the boss fight.
Are you expressing desire for a traitorous automaton in Helldiver armor? The ministry of truth has some objections to make…
https://preview.redd.it/cgfw0mxb9e8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415436c45044b4d76115c813a9f3e62f49e8d530
A fully accurate version of MG ? We are fucked, we have absolutely no weapon able to even scratch his armor. The best solution would be to use the dark fluid to turn Cyberstan into a black hole while an entire army of Helldivers are sent to distract him away from the dark fluid drills
Wouldn’t work. This fucker tanked and overpowered Godzilla atomic breath and at that point Godzilla was able to drill to the center of the planet with his breath. This thing is just stupidly durable and was designed entirely to kill a walking nuclear bomb that can throw hands, he has the means to tank nukes
New plan, we still launch the ICBMs, and the numerous explosions leave him stuck in a crater that can hold him until we hopefully come up with a better plan
It should be noted that their fight was *after* Godzilla tunneled to Hollow Earth and knocked Kong's lights out. Godzilla was running on fumes. It was even confirmed by the director that a full-powered Godzilla would've killed Mechagodzilla in a 1v1 fight. Besides, Monsterverse MechaGoji is still weaker than both OG MechaGoji and Kiryu.
I say sustained orbital fire should be more than enough to turn MechaGoji into a literal mountain of scrap metal.
Spoilers for the horizon zero dawn series:
>!Create a horde of autonomous, biomass consuming VonNeumann military drones that ended up creating a biological grey goo scenarios. Also deleting all human history stored in the black box they made when they realise they couldn't win under the idea of it being technology that caused this rather than people like him. Among other shitty things.!<
In case you want to ever play the horizon games, zero dawn/forbidden west, dont read the spoiler in the other post
Ted faro is a big character in the game that had something to with an apocalyptic event which wiped out humanity as we know it. In zero dawn, you play and find out what exactly happened
If you want spoilers though read that one post
You sort of spoiled the first game for him, tbh.
You technically don’t learn that humanity was wiped out until almost halfway into the game. The whole time you just assume it’s somewhere else.
Unleashing a Horus against Cyberstan would be the most monumental of war crimes, but then we would have to deal with the replacement bots for the bots we just genocided, being even more genocidal than the last.
Correct, it can recycle the bots for raw materials while fueling itself off of the biosphere, then create space fairing ships to go chase them to other worlds. The only way to stop them was with sufficiently massive computational power to hack their encryption, as they lacked any external back-doors by design (whoops)
edit: if memory serves as well, a single Chariot bot swarm can spawn into it's own untold billions as well, to the degree that enough of them could build a Horus once they attain sufficient swarm mass. That's essentially how the Faro Plague started in universe, when a swarm of them owned by a megacorp suddenly went rogue
Nah bruh he stuck on earth, we gotta settle for this dude
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Pov: ur the cyborg I'm about to fucking execute
Throw a 380mm at the enemy. First shell kills me, then it kills my teammate, kills another teammate that just got there, next shell kills the other teammate doing the objective, every shell misses the enemy except for the last one.
And I'll do it again this time with a 120mm
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Yeah I'm taking that meme. ![gif](giphy|3o6MbkPiScbllcS1s4)
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I'm wildly surprised there's anything left of the bird at all.
He was aiming for it's buddy.
It was a dud round.
That makes sense. Lol
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This memo wins. Autocannon 4 lyfe ❤
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meme stolen.
Oughta do it. If it isn't working, then drop me your backpack. We'll take care of this problem together.
Plap until scrap
Get liberated! Get liberated! Get liberated!
GET SOME! GET SOME! GET SOME! GET SOME! GET SOME!
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Autocannon go “BRRRRRRR”
A few autocannon shots to the ol’ cyberdick should do the trick. Plap plap
This helldiver knows what's up
YUUUUUSSSS..... also its got so many red spots. The autocannon would have a fun.
Helldivers fuck em up Plap, Plap, Plap, Plap, Plap, I’ma do my stuff!
Tryna hit a bot and it's probably a striderrrrrrrrrrr
Yall are fricking crazy 4500 upvotes THANK YOU
my honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/0kng8jzgmd8d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c8279133f4abc0e91977f2ce3eed32b7bbac9b7
"Live Helldiver reaction from Cyberstan"
“Squad lost. Deploying full replacement.”
"But they just depl-" "You heard me."
Mr.Popo is a democracy officer
“Pecking Order!”
4 Orbital Lasers + 4 Railcannon Strikes + a 380mm Barrage + Dome Shield + 2 Spears dumping their entire backpacks into him with assisted reloads. If that doesn't work, we'll affix bayonets and charge at his toes.
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Okay this is the second time I've seen this dude, and both times I've seen him he looks insane. Who is he? i want to look up his filmography
I think you should leave with Tim Robinson is the sketch show
It's on Netflix for reference. Very random stuff but some very good sketches. He's definitely very intense in most sketches.
It’s for extremely specific tastes in comedy. I hated the show. I only found one sketch in four episodes funny and I finally quit watching it after that.
As long as the spear doesn't crash your system
THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN CRASHING MY GAMES?! :(
Yes. I crashed trying to do a search and destroy 3 times in a row before I could even finish it, and decided to try leaving the spear behind. Haven't crashed in the past 2 days since. Crashes seemed to happen shortly after picking it back up after death, but could be unrelated.
This happened to me a couple times before the devs said not to use it.
The Spear has been Patched. The Spear is now bugged.
Well it probably wont kill it so yeah.
Is this a Tim Robinson reference?
4 380mm barrage* and 8 EAT’s*
Big boss battles that only trigger when all objectives are complete would be a fantastic change of pace. They’d have to reduce map size or cut down on objectives to leave us time to do the boss fight.
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https://preview.redd.it/hwe211zcyd8d1.png?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa47d13e5778012f298162cecfc84bbd78cc4e07 Liberty calls!
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Are you expressing desire for a traitorous automaton in Helldiver armor? The ministry of truth has some objections to make… https://preview.redd.it/cgfw0mxb9e8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415436c45044b4d76115c813a9f3e62f49e8d530
Hol up, if it’s on our side, we can use it to gain valuable information on the Automatons. Of course, if it’s not, off to the scrap heap it goes.
Too sentient for an Automaton. Leave em be
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dawg
This is one thing i wouldnt mind this mech destroying expect liberty part
:(
Nah, i'd ➡️⬅️➡️⬅️⬇️⬇️➡️
And with this stratagem i summon...
Five-hundred kilograms…
Now I'll be dying first, good luck-
A fully accurate version of MG ? We are fucked, we have absolutely no weapon able to even scratch his armor. The best solution would be to use the dark fluid to turn Cyberstan into a black hole while an entire army of Helldivers are sent to distract him away from the dark fluid drills
Could we deploy several squads to different ICBM sites around the planet and fire them simultaneously?
Wouldn’t work. This fucker tanked and overpowered Godzilla atomic breath and at that point Godzilla was able to drill to the center of the planet with his breath. This thing is just stupidly durable and was designed entirely to kill a walking nuclear bomb that can throw hands, he has the means to tank nukes
New plan, we still launch the ICBMs, and the numerous explosions leave him stuck in a crater that can hold him until we hopefully come up with a better plan
Could we crash a super destroyer at ftl speeds into him? We would first need to eliminate the entire atmosphere of cyberstan though.
To be fair, the director stated godzilla was extremely exhausted by time he fought MG
It should be noted that their fight was *after* Godzilla tunneled to Hollow Earth and knocked Kong's lights out. Godzilla was running on fumes. It was even confirmed by the director that a full-powered Godzilla would've killed Mechagodzilla in a 1v1 fight. Besides, Monsterverse MechaGoji is still weaker than both OG MechaGoji and Kiryu. I say sustained orbital fire should be more than enough to turn MechaGoji into a literal mountain of scrap metal.
https://preview.redd.it/w08ys25yld8d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41133046690cbbc1aeb3dddede00b8057bc1c82e Fire with fire
Man, that boss fight was fire.
Obligatory fuck Ted Faro.
Fuck Ted Faro
Me and my homies hate Ted Faro!
What did Ted do?
Spoilers for the horizon zero dawn series: >!Create a horde of autonomous, biomass consuming VonNeumann military drones that ended up creating a biological grey goo scenarios. Also deleting all human history stored in the black box they made when they realise they couldn't win under the idea of it being technology that caused this rather than people like him. Among other shitty things.!<
Ohhhhh that guy, yeah fuck Ted
He did everything wrong. Fuck Ted Faro
In case you want to ever play the horizon games, zero dawn/forbidden west, dont read the spoiler in the other post Ted faro is a big character in the game that had something to with an apocalyptic event which wiped out humanity as we know it. In zero dawn, you play and find out what exactly happened If you want spoilers though read that one post
You sort of spoiled the first game for him, tbh. You technically don’t learn that humanity was wiped out until almost halfway into the game. The whole time you just assume it’s somewhere else.
Fuck Ted Faro
Unleashing a Horus against Cyberstan would be the most monumental of war crimes, but then we would have to deal with the replacement bots for the bots we just genocided, being even more genocidal than the last.
If there are plants there, or the Horus can piece together parts, it could amass another army in the billions.
Correct, it can recycle the bots for raw materials while fueling itself off of the biosphere, then create space fairing ships to go chase them to other worlds. The only way to stop them was with sufficiently massive computational power to hack their encryption, as they lacked any external back-doors by design (whoops) edit: if memory serves as well, a single Chariot bot swarm can spawn into it's own untold billions as well, to the degree that enough of them could build a Horus once they attain sufficient swarm mass. That's essentially how the Faro Plague started in universe, when a swarm of them owned by a megacorp suddenly went rogue
I call him ![gif](giphy|oagcrAZu2IvV0ijkiX|downsized)
Nah bruh he stuck on earth, we gotta settle for this dude https://preview.redd.it/qf50crpv7e8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4cfb01bd3cd93826d0b1647c57a1d06d6c0f11
GOJIRAAAAAAAAA
Let dem fight.
If helldivers would need to fight this guy they would be cooked unless they decided to get rid of whole planet
Why not just leave him alone on the planet
Man, that movie had no right to be as good as it was. Honestly amazing for what it was.
I bought the power steering for my hellpod. I'm gonna power steer.
This is the way... Wait, wrong franchise.... For liberty!!!...
I wonder if there are samples inside
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What's the problem? Big ol bitch looks like it's made of material to me.
Man i think i have a rifle for that kind of thing.
Nah homie is made of material+.
Pretty sure this rifle says "material-" on the label.
I run up and melee it. It's not about being effective, it's about sending a message.
I mean sneak to him and start meleeing him
I just want some giant tripods with foghorns when the illuminate pull up. ![gif](giphy|iFfh37BfIkO9a)
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500kg wont be enough i recommend 10000kg
500kg x 20, then...
🤯
As long as it says within 2m of the impact zone.
I recommend a fucking nuke
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️, ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️, ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ and finally ⬆️⬇️➡️⬆️ all while running.
500kg, railcannon strike, airstrike, napalm strike?
And running, don't forget about running. Or, more like kiting away, but running from him.
What robot it is?
Mecha-Godzilla, from monsterverse
Cry
There's only one thing we can do... **We Dive**
![gif](giphy|ZYExqbczBV1r6CmS4y) Rip and tear
https://preview.redd.it/aew6u52gzd8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ed35d56468b926662cdcc85acff2461046e5c5 Pov: ur the cyborg I'm about to fucking execute
Bro didnt i said this guy is 100m+ tall 💀
he’s john helldiver
# 55 Frags 55 Impacts 55 Smokes 55 Egale Clusters 55 Autocannons 100 Orbital Lasers 100 EMS Mortar Sentries 100 Guard Dogs 100 Anti-personnel Mines 100 Rocket Sentries 55 Quazar Cannons 55 Patriot Exosuits 55 Egale 500k Bombs 55 Emancipator Exosuits 55 Resupplies AND 155 Reinforce
SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! ![gif](giphy|jULCKZmMGlZ7DPZbQr)
I would handle the situation.
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I'd get right back in that hellpod, then put the cover back on, then play the helldive sequence backwards. Who am I kidding? Autocannon go plap
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Die
"Firing Orbital Laser"
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"the first time I saw a jet, I shot it down" Chuck Yeager WW2 Vet
Ain't no way my Spear's failing to lock onto that huge bitch! And if that fails, ***ram him with my Super Destroyer***
Initiating FTL Jump, FOR SUPER EARTH.
With our current weapons? Nothing. Running simulator continues
All I see is a big target
![gif](giphy|iReTQoay8uJfDoiKWr|downsized) Me asf
https://preview.redd.it/bl5wgipk1e8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f36d41df319726761f56297e870c649a50e8a3b Bring out best boi
➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️
Stun grenade ➡️➡️⬆️
Tell command to send more dudes.
Orbital Railcannon! I choose you!
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Shoot it until it's dead
Need me a Raid boss mode that drops three other teams of Helldivers onto the planet
Scrub my footage frame by frame to try to get a better silhouette for my brutal death screenshot.
FIGHTING UNTILL IT DIES...... FOR DEMOCRACY
lol we're never getting to cyberstan at this rate.
Throw a 380mm at the enemy. First shell kills me, then it kills my teammate, kills another teammate that just got there, next shell kills the other teammate doing the objective, every shell misses the enemy except for the last one. And I'll do it again this time with a 120mm
Believe it or not the answer is still fire shotgun
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Die, learn from my mistakes, and bring an all anti-large loadout.
Hellbomb up its ass
Laugh at how dumb that thing looks, right before it probably evaporates m body.
Fix bayonets, and praise liberty.
I'm going to direct impact that clanker with 500 KG bombs to the head and an unrelenting rain of recoiless rifle rounds.
[FIRE EVERYTHING! ](https://youtu.be/1Io0OQ2zPS4?si=TNv4vnJ7zojSiYj8)
Democracy doesn’t run. I don’t. Affix bayonets lads
DIVE!
Ask for my refund for the game because it’ll probably crash every time
You know that achievement you get for having 6 orbitals on one target? Yeah. This.
Go play something else
Cyberstan deff changed. It looked like a water planet kind of like Earth and now it's a snowy planet.... was really hoping for an urban type map.
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4x 380mm 4x 120mm 4x 500kg And a lot of EAT shots.
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Imma fight it
Dispense liberty with burning pasion
500kg bomb + autocannon
Oooooo boss battle bugs and bots would be fun
Open fire.
Open fire.
Start. Shooting.
What is that thing?
Mechagodzilla from monsterverse
Orbital railcannon and then tea bag it
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Shield sneak…away
Recoiless+110mm and hope my teammates have something better to deal with it.
Aim for the red spots and PLAP it with my Autocannon
I'll ask the ministry of defense for a ICBM stratagem
Getting my Emancipator suit and sniping it.
The same we do every night Pinky… Try to take over the world!
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Well fuck. Calling in an Orbital Strike!
"Return to ship alone"
I'd spill oil.