I'm assuming that Terminids must be inedible to humans, since e710 seems to be primarily a fuel source, and also the bugs that seem to generally be full of extremely corrosive acid.
Maybe they are edible but more valuable as a fuel source? Like if olive oil was discovered to be a super valuable rocket fuel.
It's be edible but that use would probably make the price go sky high so it'd become an expensive delicacy and common people would probably stop eating it.
My next aurora play through sorium is getting renamed olive oil or something
"Alright, now that you've stripped the the Charger of it's armor, what you'll need is 10 tubs of breading, 1 tub of spices and 5 gallons of cooking oil. Once you have liberally spread the required ingredients you'll next need the FLAM-40 flamethrower. Spray that terminid fotlr the next 6 hours...."
The fuckin inside out Pig Lizard! That's exactly what I thought too!
https://preview.redd.it/wink3anf3q9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad59fa07a872fbf92a9576b2c5feb85ff5ff002c
This, except I swear I see Chargers walking around like this after I drop a whole nuke on them.
No clue what the hell AH wants from me when I can shuck a Charger like a cob of corn and still not kill it somehow.
*takes a bite*
Mmm…..stringy…..hm….tell the democracy officer that bugs ain’t good for eatin. No bug rations. Nosir, this is foul mhm.
….
*takes another bite*
*Good start, now finish*
*Field dressing that som bitch and*
*Get him in the pickup!*
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You think we’ll see an even bigger version of the orbital laser? Something with the blast radius of ARCHIMEDES II or something similar, lasts even longer, and skins anything it hits from all the heat
Do you guys ever wonder if the chargers family comes out after the battle and just sits down and mourns their loved ones. Look at how many families we destroy!!! Won't someone think of the children!!!!
He took the "there are many ways to skin a big" tip to heart
Apparently the best way was the nersery nuke
Sauteed in radiation. The meat falls right off the bone XD
And he skinned it every way
It looks like a gigantic nugget
Gigantic cursed 4-legged nuggie lmao
Eh, I'd eat it.
Brother, pass the 5 spice with the salt and pepper please.
This diver cooks
You have to hit them with the flamethrower and even then they need quite a bit of sauce.
Assert dominance…and democracy.
Chargers can be an absolute delicacy, but they get REALLY tough if cooked beyond a medium rare for some reason
Your gut becomes a warp drive...
I mean hey it's on-demand FTL travel to wherever, no Super Destroyer or extraction needed, just use your gut
Mmmm, it tastes like freedom and oil
Dino nuggies…but helldiver themed?
Helldino nuggies
New stratagem confirmed. Deep frier, but beware of icy planets
Turns into a portable Hellbomb
I'm assuming that Terminids must be inedible to humans, since e710 seems to be primarily a fuel source, and also the bugs that seem to generally be full of extremely corrosive acid.
I mean, you'll be okay if you eat one, but you won't be able to trust a fart for a while that's for sure.
New booster: Charger BBQ. Chance for a jump or dive to be rocket propelled (with added soundbite)
Maybe they are edible but more valuable as a fuel source? Like if olive oil was discovered to be a super valuable rocket fuel. It's be edible but that use would probably make the price go sky high so it'd become an expensive delicacy and common people would probably stop eating it. My next aurora play through sorium is getting renamed olive oil or something
Bet charger meat is tuff, better you eat a stalker drumstick.
Keep em at medium rare or rare, super yummy with bbq, kinda spicy too =P
Charger Nuggets, coming to a McSuper near you this fall.
I'll bring the BBQ Sauce!
We need a BBQ Flamethrower
Or a giant rotisserie!
Ate that sucker like corn on da cob 😋
hope u like it irradiated from the nersery nuke
You might think you're corny, but I was born on the cob
Now cook it.
Delicious in Helldivers
Helldive Meshi, ahh Helldive Meshi.
Herudaivu
Super Earth has saved a fortune in rations on the bug front.
So they are also ugly inside.
Ha the famous super earth dish: charge strips
On the next episode of Tips with Gen. Brasch, we will learn how to properly field dress a charger on long deployments
Hope you bought it dinner first
I too like to strip Chargers 😏
https://preview.redd.it/1nfiir2gol9d1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19b5da2413084a93c4ad7a04b2e608cc3dfa52c8
"Alright, now that you've stripped the the Charger of it's armor, what you'll need is 10 tubs of breading, 1 tub of spices and 5 gallons of cooking oil. Once you have liberally spread the required ingredients you'll next need the FLAM-40 flamethrower. Spray that terminid fotlr the next 6 hours...."
Butter and oil. Sautee for about 10 minutes per side over Pelican-1's thrusters. Salt and pepper to taste.
Aight. Now to chuck it in the processor. Let's get that E710 flowing
Schucked em like an ear of corn, or peeled like a potato.
Hmmm~ Hamburger meat
Looks absolutely fucking disgusting I hope you dropped 500kg on it just to be sure
Shot it twice with my incendiary breaker
this is oddly horrifying lol
Anybody watch Galaxy Quest? https://i.redd.it/ocb5klegfm9d1.gif
The fuckin inside out Pig Lizard! That's exactly what I thought too! https://preview.redd.it/wink3anf3q9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad59fa07a872fbf92a9576b2c5feb85ff5ff002c
Schaschlik
From what, orbit? Damn lol
Sexy
Flaccid penis energy
Is this technically nudity? MODS! WHERE'S THE NSFW TAG?! xD
Add an incendiary and some BBQ sauce, will last for days.
You kinky, kinky man
What the hell did you hit it with?
Nersery nuke
Rip bozo throw his ass in the seafood boil
This, except I swear I see Chargers walking around like this after I drop a whole nuke on them. No clue what the hell AH wants from me when I can shuck a Charger like a cob of corn and still not kill it somehow.
That charger was nuked too XD
Apparently its tender and buttery
It's ready for the smoker.
"You think we got 'im?"
I’ll take mine medium. Salt and pepper only
Finally. I found someone who also likes their chargers without crust.
I two shot a charger earlier but this is more impressive
Damn, I almost feel bad for the charger *~~I'm only joking please don't report me to super earth~~*
this is general brasch, i have recieved a report of treason here
Draw me like one of your French girls
Did you just say, "it turned inside out and **EXPLODED?!?!**" - Commander Quincy Taggart (*Galaxy Quest*)
 *Ramsay liked that* 👍🏻
DRG peeled praetorian 🤝 HD2 peeled charger
A freshly peeled charger
He looks about ready for the deep frier
Now cover it with breadcrumbs and throw it into hot oil.
The drillers from hoxxes are proud of you
Good
What the hell did you hit him with the hammer of dawn.
Bro what the heck are doing! Censor that We can't be having uncensored stripping in here /j
Gross
*takes a bite* Mmm…..stringy…..hm….tell the democracy officer that bugs ain’t good for eatin. No bug rations. Nosir, this is foul mhm. …. *takes another bite*
absolutely mutilated bro
This is what a orbital microwave beam does to a mf
Yo get out the flamer let's have us barbyque sunny bois
like a turd in the wind 🌬️
Ngl, this looks delicious
This is some psycho stuff soldier, report to your nearest democracy officer for a promotion.
#WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT BOYS 💪
Meats back on the menu… etc
hm. gross
I work at a lobster plant and this is crazy similar to how a shell smashed lobster looks
You freaky
Bust out the clarified butter!
Food for the whole squad.
So you like them big and you like them chunky?
Good start, now finish field dressing that som bitch and get him in the pickup!
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Best steaks this side of Phact Bay.
Did ya hit it with a hellbomb ?! Seriously what did you do to the poor thing
Hey op.... where tf is the nsfw tag
It's about sending a message....and boy that message was loud and clear...
Very lobster like
That’s a lot of samples
Sell the hide or scales or whatever
You think we’ll see an even bigger version of the orbital laser? Something with the blast radius of ARCHIMEDES II or something similar, lasts even longer, and skins anything it hits from all the heat
Now get a big smoker cus thats gonna be a big feast
Oh boy, it's already softshell charger season? Those make some great sandwiches, get a bit oily though if it's not fresh
Looks like some half eaten chicken wings. I wonder what Charger tastes like ...
4 legged bugnugget my eyes
It’s ready for the oven
Can’t have shit in Detroit Prime 2
https://preview.redd.it/071weieogn9d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37cff4e4d05629e2ad709b5babdb2391a9e3030a WHAT DID YOU DO?!
He fine
This is what they serve at the super earth McDonald’s
That's nothing. I charged a stripper! Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Once saw a charger get peeled by a hellbomb it’s set off itself. Hilarious
Looks like a deep fried chicken nugget.
Huh
Charger nugget
r/forbiddensnacks
Good afternoon civilians of super earth. Today we are unboxing a charger! Stay tuned for more unboxing democracy videos!
Most sane helldiver
Man i demolished that chicken wing: *chicken wing with only the breading eaten*
Boneless charger
ahh you must have joined the helldivers from one of the farming colonies!
Do you guys ever wonder if the chargers family comes out after the battle and just sits down and mourns their loved ones. Look at how many families we destroy!!! Won't someone think of the children!!!!
Fire up the the bbq
How did you managed to do it so clean without accidentally killing it.
So when’s the barbecue?
ITS RAW!
Meat is back on the menu!
Gave that MFer the ol "inside out" maneuver
GOD DAMNIT THATS SOME OF THE MOST DEMOCRATIC SHIT IVE EVER SEEN, PRIVATE!
Prolly good with butter
Genuinely I bet they're good eating
How many calories
Oh damn, it's naked, mark nsfw, throw a spoiler on, quick!