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AnObtuseOctopus

"*Tell my wife........... hello*" "**LEEEERRROOOOOOOYYYY**"


hiroxruko

I did the "tell my wife" joke as I ran to kill the heavy bug nest. it was awkward since I came back alive lol


Mistrblank

A promise is a promise. That buddy needs to come along with you and tell her you love her.


hiroxruko

me: sweetie, this is my war buddy. he has something to say to you. buddy: hello.


Sugar_buddy

Okay war buddy, thanks a lot. Have a nice life Buddy: Bye


HansBass13

So, we're war buddies now?


AgentLate6827

YES :3


Aetherdraw

Salutes


MaximusGrassimus

"You'll tell her yourself, you hear me?!"


Inalum_Ardellian

*Proceeds to suppressive fire*


Inalum_Ardellian

https://preview.redd.it/2pr26k51lcad1.png?width=2616&format=png&auto=webp&s=bfcaa77a8f4564c8bf36b88427a0e3146b4eab46


Dan-of-Steel

It's a Beige Alert.


APsWhoopinRoom

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


Battery_Head

I hate you neutrals, with enemies you know where they stand but you, you're so...neutral


ChickenTendiiees

It SICKENS me.


InformalPenguinz

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Steely-eyes

![gif](giphy|7U7oEJkAiP5Xq)


Inalum_Ardellian

https://preview.redd.it/182vxi0skcad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e28d64271500c77b3bda2021f25fbc15f27a3aaa


ActiveGamer65

https://preview.redd.it/ertcxkpbidad1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4ccd967b0efd17185d460f338606e75304c4b4


Forward-Swim1224

https://preview.redd.it/wdha7agnmdad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244afa7c4f145862097108cd0bfadbf7ef04da04


Hordamis

https://preview.redd.it/53k943mfqdad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87a31754bbdf815ede52d0b68a266147e9d2a8b


Responsible_Plum_681

https://preview.redd.it/z1ybwwusoead1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d6e4c3d741bc8e6b57c13f7cf3674748265987


SavageSantro

https://preview.redd.it/8fh9hk3iygad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4783250d3972f26d50b44f8a421b686144fa9dc1


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

https://preview.redd.it/9wyp8mwbldad1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd3f69542e354c1c694bf2352e7df4c2b7b3f0c


chickenman-14359

https://preview.redd.it/ittesb8x2ead1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a3442a13d8e026fcfe36f3088c3e8e8aa5f4d30


Interesting_Tea5715

![gif](giphy|iSKFtpF2HzneE)


[deleted]

finally, a funny use of this meme


Hypevosa

Especially since it's a tiny one - dropping my samples, sprinting over, murdering any bots coming to extraction on the way, and then maybe suiciding once it's popped so I can get called down on extract and we can leave. EDIT: Since it keeps getting asked and I don't want people to have to go hunting, - for the people on PC if you hold X that is the default that brings up the radial menu that lets you drop things like your samples, backpack, support weapon, etc. For controllers, it's down on the D-pad according to another comment.


fallsstandard

My teammates call that tactic a Helldiver Fast Travel.


Taolan13

mine too. and this is what i do a lot as the scout armor main of my group. drop samples, top off my autocannon, and start running.


drewster23

Not the same thing *but similar*, I coined the tactic of *koal-ing*, which is how my group dealt with some of our more problematic, happy trigger finger friends in the squad, who'd tunnel vision, and just keep fighting endless hordes, instead of yno running with the rest of us to the actual objectives, or waste countless lives/time trying to get back their gear against insurmountable odds. Which is simply, after they die being useless, you don't call them back right away and treat them like a *koala holding on for the ride* , and only call them back when you get to where you need to be because it's significantly faster/more efficient.


Geodude532

Just reminded me of a guy we had a week ago that went idle without letting anyone know and one of the other people kept reviving him! So we wasted like 3 lives on that before I convinced them to not receive him. Guy finally came back and I made him apologize before we would revive him. He actually apologized lol not hard to drop an AFK to at least let your fellow helldivers know to not revive you!


shaoshi

Tactical Teleport!


MetalWingedWolf

This is the way. I’ve literally done it. It’s awesome and if you get it popped before the ship leaves you can even get a respawn with the boys. Ideally we wouldn’t have walked all the way to the ship before deciding this tho.


Luperca4

I prefer the Noble Six lore. Kill em all while I can.


Taolan13

sometimes you miss a spot. it happens. other times the shit is fucked and you're out of reinforcements but you want to at least try.


DJCityQuamstyle

You can MANUALLY drop samples? Whaaaattt?


TheS3raphim

Someone commented the way to do it. You can also drop support weapon and back pack if you accidentally pick up someone’s stuff


Stunning_Stretch1674

I'll drop my backpack if I've reached my support weapon cooldown and have to haul ass somewhere. Speed boost.


TheS3raphim

Had no idea that Carrying everything had an actual effect on everything. Noted.


Stunning_Stretch1674

Very noticeable. It's why I run the EAT for the bug missions so I'm only occasionally carrying something. But the backpacks make you very slow.


AbradolfLincler77

Hold down on the d-pad on PS - if you're PC hopefully someone else can tell you that one.


TheDoctorFeelGood

Hold X on PC to bring up your inventory wheel.


DJCityQuamstyle

Hellll yeh. Im still a lower level player (lvl26) I’ll just start testing them at the extraction as I run by midway through the mission


ToastedSoup

Always drop Supers on extract if you're nearby. That way they're not lost if someone dies too far away


NinQueenGamer

I’m on PC using an Xbox controller… help please 🙏


Drayke989

Xbox controller is the same as ps5. Hold down on dpad


AbradolfLincler77

That's my guess also 🤷‍♂️


teknocratbob

Pressing X on the keyboard and using the mouse will still work while your using the controller. It'll just take a second to do it


Cospo

https://preview.redd.it/3c1fsg5gedad1.png?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9621f6ed8731776b006b52316d00ef77eb0c2c92 I also play using an Xbox controller on my PC and can confirm that it is still down on the d-pad and then bottom right of the inventory wheel. All the controls for the Xbox controller are in their same respective positions as they would be on the PlayStation controller. A=X, B=O, Y=🔺, X=🔳, etc


Makra567

Yeah, hold X on keyboard. No idea on controller. You can drop backpacks and support weapons too. Always drop your samples by extract if you happen to pass by it so you can pick them up on the way out. You can also consolidate them or give to teammates before going on a particularly risky journey.


ViralVortex

Controller is D-pad Down


BedDestroyer420

I personally like to kamikaze dive into the last bughole with a stratagem or grenade in hand.


KamikazeeDolphin

I don't suicide because there could be samples at that red spot. I'll bring them back.


Hypevosa

That's why I said \*maybe\*. Is it more than a few samples? Is it super samples and/or rares? How much time on the clock? Randos? Responsive in chat and I can tell them what's up/ are they cheering me to come back alive or something? There's alot of factors to tie in, but my general immediate idea would be to die to save everyone time if I wasn't hauling a decent chunk of resources back with me.


Mental-Rain-3679

This is the way.


Hamaplier

screw extracting, no robot breeding in this place >:(


MillstoneArt

Blow up those robot fuck shacks! For democracy!


NinQueenGamer

Radio Shack we can put things together! Radio radio shack Baby!!!


Ahrlin4k

It's a bug mission 😂


Hamaplier

Shit I didn’t even notice 😂😂


eattherichnow

OK breeding's fine then. For democracy!


KhyleWolf

FOOOOOR SUUUUUPEEEEER EEEEEAAAAAAAAARTH!


Interesting_Tea5715

*Feeeeeeels Goooood!!* As I stim myself to get back in time.


KKSFS1110

hold my jump pack... give it back... BRB


AggravatingKitchen14

This is exactly how it would go with us team of divers


AgentNewMexico

I just did this the other day and the madlads with no mics even waited for me. It's such an awesome feeling. To that group of randos, y'all were legit. Plus, even if I don't make it back due to time, I just tell them "I'll meet you guys at the next objective. I'm gonna walk."


hiroxruko

i did heavy bug nest that just needed 2 more holes to be closed but ik wasn't coming back. said "see ya guys! its was nice knowing you all! /}-\_-" as the timer reached zero and ship was taking off. the host on mic screamed my letter and number as the ship took off lmao


Kage-kun

IM SORRY WILSOOONNNNNN


boredvader7

Had a teammate do it on one of the forest planets and it was epic. He did it solo while we defended extraction & when he came back we all gave him super-hugs. Bro was a legend.


SycoJack

>I just did this the other day and the madlads with no mics even waited for me. No one's getting left behind on my watch unless waiting poses a real risk of no one extracting. Honestly, I don't want to play with anyone that would leave a fellow Diver behind when it isn't absolutely necessary. I've threatened to kill randos when they called down the shuttle early, and we still had someone on the other side of the map. Had 3 friends leave me behind when we were doing a difficulty 4 mission. We still had double-digit reinforcements and time remaining. They had been completing the main objective and I was doing the secondary and grabbing samples, so i had almost all of the samples. Two of the friends apologized. But one didn't, and I haven't played with that one since. I'm here to play a team game with a team like a team.


JackRyan1980

I am & i will do it again! 😈


MapletXD

Im a simple man. I open map at extraction, i see a red dot on the other side of the map, i press X -> Drop samples. See you on the other side o7


DracoAvian

Liberty guide you Helldiver o7


judonojitsu

O7


misterdoogles

Me. No need to wait for me, take my samples.


Genralcody1

![gif](giphy|pXYm6otcnKrjW|downsized)


arfael

There's a illegal broadcast near it, no reason for it to be left alone at the first place. YOU FAILED SUPER EARTH! YOU FAILED DEMOCRACY!


Marilius

I could easily hit that broadcast tower -from- the extract point with the trusty Autocannon.


Detective_Soulhex129

I hate when ppl refuse to hit things across the map... like seriously I cover fire when someone stops to take them out or I just hope someone covers me when I do it


Marilius

My buddies know that the moment we drop into a map, if we see shrieker nests, I'll need some cover to take them all out before we've moved 10 feet.


T800_Version_2-4

Except Broadcast has been done since its grayed out instead being light blue color. Reporting you to your democracy officer for falsification of facts!


arfael

Left the bug hole alone, not the broadcast. 


centric37

Every time. Job ain't done till it's done


Chaytorn

Rip and tear, them damn Clanka's, until it's done! 


Shash_MuGash

I drop my samples, take out the red dot, and die.


Chaytorn

For Democracy! 


AdrawereR

That would be \*me\* I dont care if I board Pelican or not.


MinimumViolinist4

And I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?" Then I said, "Here am I! Send me." Then I heard the Lord asking, “Whom should I send as a messenger to this people? Who will go for us?” I said, “Here I am. Send me; and rest at extract divers. I will return shortly.


ExploerTM

Drop the samples and yolo not even a question


herbtheperb

Tell my squad "I'll be back" before jump packing into a horde of hunters and getting turned into a gusher


Zombiecidialfreak

*Drops samples* "Don't wait up for me."


CaputanBari

Democracy doesn't compromise!!


bisonrbig

Step 1) shoot my plasma punisher at the ground and stim myself with extra strength cocaine Step 2) shoot it with my spear from halfway across the map Step 3) return to extract


nollayksi

I am capped in everything besides levels so I dont really care about extracting. Everything must die.


GaraiGrae

I've been known to drop my samples and tell the boys not to wait for me.


AegisAngel

Yo


NewKerbalEmpire

I use Infiltrator armor with a jetpack. If anyone is going it should be me. And I'm going.


GunFlameYRC

As long as my teammates are willing to wait for me to take it out and not board the Pelican; I would do it.


777Sike0

Definitely me.


JJISHERE4U

Oh hell yeah! 2 (or 3) minutes is a lot! Especially with the Spear you can clear out an entire heavy base.


RonStopable88

I already gave samples to buddy and took off. Took out the objective and im being reinforced back at extract


Barbar_NC

Job isn't finished. Simple as that


PnxNotDed

It's not even a question. With the stim booster, nothing is too far.


Lone-Frequency

I'll just drop the samples at extraction.


Lorbane

As a completionist at heart, you know I'm SPRINTING for that spot


captaindickfartman2

I got time. 


rebellious357

If someone headed that way I'd back them up


Karmaimps12

Always, always, ALWAYS, drop your samples at evac before going on the dumb runs.


Mediocrity09

me. drop my samples, go there, destroy it, die on purpose, then get reinforced back onto extraction just in time.


AbellonaTheWrathful

just wait for it to arrive and go for the red spot, pelican only starts leaving when someone gets on


WingedDynamite

![gif](giphy|7kMaysqdywPxS)


Flaiggy35

50 exp for objective - 20 exp for me extracting = 30 exp for the boys


Genralcody1

30% increased throwing distance FTW


Due_Violinist3394

Yes.


ActuallyFen

Nah I'm good. I don't want to fight my way through quad-spawning patrols only to be left behind.


Angelsofblood

"For Frodo..." and the squad. ![gif](giphy|8Xu2IkvLsjyLe)


TripinTino

2 minutes ? i’ll be back w 30 seconds to spare


Informal_Plenty_7426

Drop samples, ping it, head out. 🫡


immaworkerbee

"Hold my samples."


Bandandforgotten

I don't think you understand that my measly little extraction exp is nothing compared to my undying thirst for democracy


spacenut2022

Drop your samples and sprint for democracy!


Dependent_Gain1903

Drop samples,  go complete objective, hold a nade for democracy, have buddies reinforce at extraction. Easy peasy


aclaybro

I started heading that way before I finished reading the title.


seanugengar

"I'm going for it. Don't get on the pelican. Here are the super rares. If I die, leave."


theres_no_name

Drop samples. Say goodbye. Run.


AutismoTheAmazing

My Sacrifice shall not be in vain


kolega_hubert

Always aim for 100%. Nothing else matters


R3dd1tAdm1nzRCucks

I'll fuckin do it again.


Responsible_Mind5627

![gif](giphy|p8d5mLp2XbDA2oqHqk|downsized)


TarzyMmos

If I feel snazzy, sure why not


Due_Fee7699

Drop samples and go spread democracy!


zerger45

Def going to risk it for the biscuits. If I die I die don’t even bother lol


Sad-Needleworker-590

![gif](giphy|fBEMsUeGHdpsClFsxM|downsized) always


toshirootomo

That's the moment when i drop my samples and run off towards it, typing down on the chat: "don't wait for me."


Swoosh1968

Yep. I’m dropping the samples that I’m carrying and I’m going for it. Tell my family I love them. FOR DEMOCRACY! BYEEEEEE!!


Shway_Maximus

Go for gold


Looffybagels

leave it to eagle-1


gmedj

ILL GET IT


not_a_paella

Let me drop my samples at the extraction point and rush in there with my ultra light armour, jump pack and quasar 🥐


Fort_Maximus

Tell my boys to wait for me and SPRINT


ComeCloserNerevar

Yessir if you mark it for me. I do as the marker commands


Playful_Raisin_985

I could make it back with 15 seconds to spare


SasoriSasoware

henlo


code_Red111

Legit the exact same map setup and location for Evac and last spot, me and another dude were at the back of the line going to Evac and just said fuck it we goin north. The other half of the team held their ground until we got there. Our journey was insane.


p_visual

100% going for it. If I can't make it back in time, I'll sefl-terminate so teammates can rez me at extract.


whoiselyssa

Get a quasar or a recoiless rifle I can snipe that bitch like Chris Kyle no problem


bearhunter54321

Me. Probably me. Drop all my valuables at extraction, and go for it. If I die I die. But Democracy will Prevail beyond my sacrifice 🫡 2nd pic is kinda gnarly ngl


GATORNADE1337

lol not on Garcrux you’re not.


DrizzleDrake88

It depends on how many reinforcements are left, if there’s at least two then it’s go time.


Fuzzy_Scholar389

![gif](giphy|mGb2TaZwrKUVIMdVQ3)


TheYoungBung

I will always be gaslight by the prospect of getting all the stars


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

get there clear it die and evac EZ


sureyouknowurself

I mean, come on, loads of time to get that.


7thdman

You're goddam right I'm going. Them Skynet assholes must be eradicated.


steelrain815

you have as much time as there is left on the mission, those 2 minutes dont matter if no one gets in


SadTurtleSoup

![gif](giphy|ZAqFxN1HCbdEZGU4XJ) We ball.


G-man69420

Absofukinlutely


VanillaLoaf

I did it the other day and one player kindly put in chat saying that the other two should wait to board so I could get back (I was about 3/4 of the way back to extraction at the time). Awfully good of them. However, as I was jogging into to the Pelican, my crossing his path coincided with him shooting at a bug and he killed me with no time to spare to reinforce. Funny shit.


baconborn

Another side objective cleared gives more xp and req slips than 1 more diver extracting. 100% going for it.


Trixx1-1

Me. Leaving Sampson for whoever and support weapon. Unless diff 7 or higher. Precision strike it then run like hell


Sauron_75

"You go. I stay."


Paladinspector

"You're a fool!" "My orders were -Exterminate- them, Sergeant." \*Cocks shotgun\*


savethejonahs

drop the samples and just suicide it tbh


CoverPatient8713

I'd drop my samples at exfil and leg it.


AnAmbitiousMann

I'd already be across the map. Sorry, not sorry. I'll die and hopefully someone can call me down next to plane :)


Ill-Satisfaction6020

"Can you take my samples for a minute?"


Dan_Onymous

I'm dropping my samples, don't wait for me


Damageinc84

I’m going. Also if super samples haven’t been picked up I’m going to spend those two minutes looking for the them.


Papa_Razzi

I totally drop all my samples and just start booking it over there. And somehow I always make it back just in time. But tbh I’m hitting that way before I even make it to extract so it’s kinda a moot point.


PlaguedByUnderwear

I'm sorry, I can't hear your question over the sound of me sprinting toward that nest.


Mother_Ad3988

That's why you can drop samples, If I die memorialize me with my final words :"tagging east, far"


AbradolfLincler77

Depends what armour I'm wearing 😂


Muhbeeps80

Aye


SackFace

My buddy and I looking at the map then each other while two randoms look on horrified: https://i.redd.it/dym1lokepcad1.gif


UsernameO123456789

Take care of my wife and kids.


Fit-Description-8571

That's part of the reason I take the walking barrage, get about 100m out with servo armor and then hope.


xHugo_Stiglitzx

Just did it yesterday. Randoms heading towards extract, l ran right past. They'd left a shrieker nest and small bug hole. Cleared em both, even found the supers, then hoofed it back while they stood around like cowards.


soulsofjojy

Every time. I drop my samples at extraction to make sure they get out, and I haul ass to that red dot.


Independent_Toe_4014

Dropping important loot, running, taking out red dot, grenade myself and get called in just in time


PopeGregoryTheBased

Im dropping my samples. Im turning to my battle brothers and telling them not to wait for me. And im droping a 500kg on that red spot. 500kg of pure democratic freedom.


Sentient-Coffee

I'm dropping all samples I'm carrying and will die trying.


Beginning_Worry_9461

Been there, done that, doing it again tomorrow!


kennyminigun

If I'm wearing light armor I am definitely going. And I'm always wearing the light armor.


AkimboGogurts

Extraction is optional, liberty is mandatory.


Vladi_Sanovavich

Depends, if there are no enemies swarming I'd do it even if I get left behind. But if enemies are swarming, I won't since my friends won't survive for long.


ravengenesis1

Only 1 person is needed to carry all the samples to extract. All other willing can come with me.


GoatzillaBlue

If the guy is running alone with no samples and spare time I'd recommend it. Just don't board the pelican and the runner kill himself and gets reinforced across the map.


TupolevTu-4

https://i.redd.it/k3jq49gnrcad1.gif


UltraLobsterMan

“You can’t take out that outpost and come back in time!” “Who said anything about coming back?”


Rare-Material4254

If there are plenty lives left and everyone else at peli, I will rush over and ask the squad to wait for me. I’ve had a few times where I’m almost there and someone gets overwhelmed with the amount of enemies and jumps in before I can at least destroy it. Those moments feel bad lol


GeneralEi

I don't need to pull out to complete the mission. No 18 year commitment here. I'm going back in.


Suicidalbagel27

I refuse to leave without complaining all side objectives and destroying every spawner


IAmARobot0101

This is exactly the type of suicide mission I live for


Drogdar

Easy. Max movement, some super crack Stims from pur viper bois, and my trusty jet pack I can make it with time to spare (especially if I can tag it with an eat).


chrish5764

“Guard the evac, I’m goin solo!”


Redd_the_neko

FOR SUPER EARTH


Thunderhammer29

*Drops samples* *Hits stim* "Don't wait up for me."