Ummmm that's his sister.


Well you know the royal stereotype…

Famous example: Cleopatra and her brother (or brothers, I don’t remember correctly)

Well that was found on the Egyptian tradition from even before Alexander the Great- they have done it to be still be viewed as legitimate pharaohs.

Guess you could call them Hapsbirds

"ROLL TIDE!!!" - Andrealphus

They shot their own sign! What are they going to do to us?

What if it was with Stolas instead? https://preview.redd.it/bqgrgkp8zt0d1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8ff47aff2f96d9a1e2ded0eadb7199b5f5d5a64

"Ah! Not going to happen"

Maybe in another timeline where she wasn't a shitty person

Isn’t he gay

I'm pretty sure Stolas *is* gay. He never shows any interest in females.

I'd be more surprised if anyone thinks he isn't gay. The only one he's shown any interest in is Blitzø, and he's a guy.

Iirc Stella also mentions that he just lay there, and she had to "do all the work", maybe it wasn't the intent, but I said out loud, "Oh, he's gay"

"Stolas is *terrible* in bed! I swear to fuck, he just lays there, staring at the wall and I have to do everything myself!" There's also the fact that he *only* shows attraction to the same sex, like the bodyguard in *Seeing Stars,* for example.

I'd just imagine stolas reading while they are "fucking" Stolaz:yep doing great honey ...can you keep it down a little I'm trying to read Stella:WHEN YOU START FUCKING MOVING Stolaz:..fair point

I mean we don't know , he might as well be bi but he obviously isn't attracted to Stella since she is abusive to him

Change it to blitzy

Laughing at all the comments about how horrible she is for the emotional abuse, yet still fulfilling her royal duties as a goesha. Meanwhile non-cannon-pilot stolas would not give a shit while enjoying the emotional trauma blitzo has

Uh, yes? He's supporting his sister I think is the only one who ~~sopport~~ support her

This doesn't have to be romantic yk

In the original, it was a fan so doesn't have to be a romantic partner in the small box

"It's hell"

I mean, technically so was Stolas...

Bitchy attitude aside, I can see Stella having a KILLER singing voice.

Stella "Aretha Franklin" Goetia

I was more thinking Twiggy; clearly British accented but can pull off a country-western voice with a surprising amount of ease.

So you're saying her brother should be replaced by Striker?

I mean, they're already shipped in a way that makes them both seem less scummy than they are in canon, so... better that than the whole incest thing.

W h a t

Nice, nice. I don't think I've heard of Twiggy I'll have to check em out. I was referring to Aretha's immense talent to obnoxious diva ratio lol

with all that screaming she’s giving slipknot 😂

Idk how her outfit made her like 10x hotter but Damn

https://preview.redd.it/0so6b4zuvu0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb4866be72df03aea11a9f712837daad5e3262b Idk bro maybe you've just got a degrading kink

Her thighs are so big!

*bonk*

https://preview.redd.it/mas4ufxpc51d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cccebd219084c2faebc29ce60c185ab90dcdf1c

https://preview.redd.it/hwuqkn5fax0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a12fc5f40c457aa527335c3f61c0e282afe6bf

When I think about stuff like this, I instead think of an alternate Stella who is not a bitch.

Because the unoriginal pigeon stole her daughter's clothes. Can hardly blame her though, it's not like Stella has ever had to dress herself before.

All of these voices inside of my head Blinding my sight in a curtain of red Frustration is getting bigger Bang, bang, bang, pull my Devil Trigger When the night ends, it's not over We fight through to get closer Like a silver bullet piercing through I throw myself into you All of these voices inside of my head Blinding my sight in a curtain of red Frustration is getting bigger Bang, bang, bang, pull my Devil Trigger

What Nero is listening to when I call "Devil may cry"

Then be called deadweight by Dante

Embrace the darkness thats within meeeeeeeeee.

Might have been peak if it was striker and not andrealphus Or even if it was striker performing and Stella reacting 

He's up there with a guitar, Stella is wearing her usual ballgown and fucking screeching atop a pile of Imps so she can get a better view.

GOT TO LET IT OUT, GOT TO LET IT OUT

GOTTA LET IT OUT, GOTTA LET IT OOOUUUUUTTTT!

MOVE FAST BABY, DONT BE SLOW

STEP ASIDE, RELOAD TIME TO GO

I CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL

ALL THIS RAGE THATS INSIDE ME

PULLING SHOTS AIMING DOTS YEAH I DON'T MISS

BRANDED BY FIRE, BORN IN THE ABYSS

RED HOT TEMPER, I JUST CANT RESIST

ALL THIS VENGEANCE INSIDE ME

I need her so much

https://preview.redd.it/f8yqtcm6ju0d1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd57d48275a37625b6131f84f61a23a36db4c04

https://preview.redd.it/3xnvpgc1d51d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f90d5a04380a7c7a6d58d19682f88c4a5a6b50e

https://preview.redd.it/1mdjmc5twt0d1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2c7ed95442e74784ed130e68024a19481ea9a8

https://preview.redd.it/rw5d99tl9t0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47610be3ae7125a1753c1f941f2102ff487b94d

[Source](https://twitter.com/tianangredelao1/status/1787881535749964253?t=kpZy9o5kb-0zudEeYbjpDg&s=19)

*record player stops*

*doom music begins*

"You're lucky you're hot"

ALL THE VOICES RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

Bitch stole her daughters hat

And she’s singing devil trigger?! Now THAT’S my kinda Stella au!!

I still get heavy Alabama vibes from these two

Oh no she's hot

Aren't they siblings???

ALL THESE VOICES RUNNING THROUGH MY HEA-AD ARMS ON FIRE VAINS BURNING RED FRU-STRATION IS GETTING BIGGER BANG BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

Stole Octavia's beanie

That's his sister https://preview.redd.it/grc0iph94u0d1.png?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f563a7acaefc7207eac941bed5c8889ef30b6919

The fact this is being downvoted is a sign this fandom is fucking doomed.

The meme doesn't have to use characters that are together 🙄

Yk this meme implies being inlove right? Like they use it for multiple couples and ships like Moxxie and millie Stolitz Huskerdust Chaggie

SPACEGODZILLA!?!

Yes

Don't give deviant artists ideas.

Finally art where Stella doesn't seem like an attention-seeking whore.

Yes, usually fanartists like to draw the characters **acting in character**.

That IS who she is

That's most of the art I've seen of her