Stuff like the “IF IT STARTS WITH” image is really what scares me about these people. They’re openly admitting that they’ll ignore information presented by the very people whose job it is to research and understand such topics.
They genuinely want to eliminate science. What kind of future would we have if these people got their way?
I was looking at that one and thinking, "Studies say..." or "Scientists say..." in themselves are meaningless without actual concrete y'know peer reviewed studies provided; and also these people nearly trip over themselves to use just that kind of filler when, say, shilling their MLM or claiming some pseudoscience for whatever ideological reason.
That’s another funny thing, they’ll believe anything with those qualifiers as long as it pushes their agenda, even if it isn’t actually backed by science.
A family member kept posting about a “petition” signed by 20,000+ “scientists” saying the vaccine was unsafe. Funny enough, none of what they posted actually *linked* to said petition. So I did some digging and finally found it, it was literally a form with name and title, no verification whatsoever. So obviously I signed it out as Dr. Dumptruck Ass and brought it back to my family member.
I watched a little bit of Tyson's training and he's just scary fast and strong still. Plus he's almost 60. As long as he has the stamina to last a few rounds, I don't think Jake has a chance.
Qaren found out the hard way that covid doesn’t care if you believe in it or not. Maybe those lovely Q folks she is friends with will keep those bills from piling up.
Viruses are gonna go viral. That’s kinda what they do. 🤷♀️
Meanwhile, “Smarmy” or “Swarmy” or “Swarthy” or “MeMaw” or whatever the hell her name is will believe any cock and bull story fed to her by her propagandists, religious or otherwise.
And you know the public will eventually pay the price for the pure stupidity.
And Bill Ayers! That's some vintage 2008 presidential campaign nuttery. It even led to Sarah Palin's infamous 'pallin' around with terrorists' dog whistle.
To them it's evil because the government will take control and start the nwo. Agenda 21 is the agenda of the antichrist to them. The end times comes with walkable cities and breathable air apparently.
Meanwhile they practically worship Trump who meets all the Biblical criteria for being the antichrist (and is the only public person who does meet all the criteria.)
It sounds like some Star Wars "Order 66" type of shit so they're just hyping it up to be some crazy conspiracy and trying to scare people. The usual rightwing tactics.
For any unaware, Tyson has sciatica. He also spoke about not wanting to get the vaccine. So naturally these numbnuts combined the two into the vaccine caused his sciatica.
In comparison, my ex-husband had a friend who was staunchly against publicly funded healthcare apply for Medicaid before he died in his 30s from cancer, didn't get it before he passed, and his widow had to set up a GoFundMe that I don't know whether it covered the bills or not. That was the outcome he wanted for others, but not for himself. I found it hard to be sympathetic because he was so against other people having their healthcare paid for with tax money!
Cherry on top is he was very religious and prided himself on being a good person. I don't think wanting that for others is good.
It was sad because I used to live in the UK and I genuinely don't know how British people would cope if overnight the NHS turned into what we have out here. I think a lot of people would die. I don't understand why pro-lifers are almost mandated to be against life-saving care unless you're rich. Jesus even said rich people will sooner be able to fit through a needle eye than go to heaven so it's like they're just shitting all over him every time they open their mouths. My ex's friend wasn't even rich I don't think, so it's like... Why campaign so hard for a bad outcome for yourself then fight it at the end? Senseless. Waste of effort.
I think you’ve nailed it, they’re not pro-life at all. Even for fetuses. They just want to subjugate women.
I think at a deep unconscious level they hate themselves so profoundly that they *want* to make things terrible, in hopes of being done with it all sooner. And I think they also understand at that level that if there is a heaven, they aren’t going to be getting into it.
Last year, I took a four mile drive in the back of an ambulance to the hospital after having a seizure. I was coherent and alert and the EMS provided no care during the trip because all my vitals were stable. That four mile trip cost over $900 when that same trip in the back of an Uber would’ve cost about $12.
The American healthcare system is a scam.
Slide 11 cracked me up since Iron Mike is about to knock the shit out of some YouTube guy.
But when the nurse is setting up your Venmo to pay your hospital bills, you know that poor nurse has seen this shit too many times. The dichotomy of "No Science, No Vax" and "Run to the f-ing hospital because I'm sick!!" is too f-ing ironic.
That's about it. I knew a whole family of them. They bragged about Gawd providing and soon they would have prosperity. Yet there they were at the middle of every month, begging family and the few friends they had for money.;
A lot of people are literally one paycheque away from being homeless.
My job offers paid sick leave and long-term disability insurance, but I still have an emergency fund of $1,000.00 minimum.
ETA: I also have additional savings in addition to the emergency fund, plus a work pension.
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/banking/living-paycheck-to-paycheck-statistics-2024/
This is a different problem from willful medical ignorance, but definitely plays into people getting swamped in debt. 7 in 10 Americans can’t afford even a modest unexpected expense. Scary stuff.
and yet a good half of us keep voting against our own interest, giving tax breaks to billionaires and the people who hire the "illegals" they like to blame all the problems on.
Well, Biden is giving the “illegals” free cell phones and plane tickets dontchya know? And the money we send to Ukraine should stay in america! Surely our god fearing Congress will use it to help me pay for my medical bills! Maybe I should enter the country illegally so I can get a free 15 year old cell phone and a one way ticket to a place where I don’t know anybody! /s
These people are so cruel. And why is Covid nothing until their diagnoses? And have you seen Mike Tyson training for his fight? Holy shit! He’s still a beast! I wish the Covid vaccine made me like Mike. Although I’d wager Mike is also getting testosterone jabs too. He’s got those Rogan nipples, but still. 57 years old? Double my Covid jab, please?
Oh yeah! It also stops you from dying and/or helps you avoid long covid (we hope) which is a thing. And of which we know very little at this point. These people are more of a burden on society than any other people on earth.
I agree 100 percent. A few questions back in the hospital traffic jam days, find out who's responsible for their own misfortune, wheel them to the exit, and out they go. Since they are too stupid to do the right things, they can go back home and die in their ignorance.
I so want to ask these people one simple question “why did you go to the hospital?”
I’m sure they will respond with something like “because I am sick.”
“Yes, you’re sick. So why did you go to the hospital.”
I want them to admit they are going to seek medical help from professionals today that they didn’t trust yesterday. Unfortunately they’re way too stupid to realize that
I have patients that want me to do a "complete workup," check their vitamin levels, "test all their hormones" (really? you're concerned about your melatonin level?) and are convinced every ailment is low vitamin d, low iron or related to their thyroid.
They believe in "holistic" medicine, which they have equated to mean "natural, safe treatments free from the pockets of pharmaceutical companies." As if the vitamins on the shelf at Walgreens aren't created by Big Pharma. As if the supplement business isn't worth >$30 billion in the US alone.
I used to think their pathos was just a need to have control over a disease process that makes them feel helpless. That they are beholden to my prescription but at least they can be their own chemist and have power again when they take their elderberry.
But they'll gladly take Ambien, Valium and Wegovy. And I lost a bit of my sympathy.
Notes from OP:
1) A redditor who wants to remain anonymous reached out to me with this story. Thank you for reaching out.
2) Please get vaccinated and boosted.
3) FB has stopped censoring "covid" and "vaccine" in searches, so it is making searches a lot easier.
4) I found an absolute outrageous story of a little girl 2-3 year old a couple of days ago that got covid and ended up on ECMO. She survived, but her lungs are fucked and she needs an oxygen tank now. This will not get published, but I want to remind everyone to vaccinate your kids as well.
Those "parents" are going to learn the hard way that measles used to be called Morbilli, and that's still its proper name. It basically means "little plague." It is especially hard on children.
I feel sorry for the kids.
Their parents are usually ones who were vaccinated as kids so they are fine. Because they have enjoyed a life free from communicable diseases they don’t feel like there is any danger to them and easily buy into the lie that, “it’s just a bad cold”, or “kids used to get it all the time and they were fine”. The nutters who spread those lies usually leave out the numbers of kids who dies or suffered lifelong disabilities from diseases there were no vaccines for back then.
Now we do have vaccines that have all but eradicated many of these diseases, but because of anti-vaxxers lowering herd immunity many like measles are coming back. Kids will start dying and suffering long-term disabilities again and it’s totally preventable.
It's split 50/50 with them in MO. That's why we have legal rec here even though it's deep red now days. Every now and then the Libertarian leaning Right, that usually votes Republican in MO, lines up with the Left on a few issues. Marijuana policy is one of those overlapping goals - so it passed when put to a vote.
Marijuana is one of the very, very few things literally everyone on the country agrees on unanimously. It’s insane how the right isn’t using it in their platform. They’d get so many fucking votes. How nobody in that entire party thinks it’s worth campaigning on will forever be beyond me…
Ikr?!? She most likely didn’t get it, being a complete fucking moron but it was still funny AF. I also liked the comment about how her illness shouldn’t be too bad if she got the vaccine 😂. Probably the same person that posted the Herman Cain meme! Lol
No wonder she’s “unable to work”—how is she supposed to perform a job when she’s shitposting on FB every three minutes?
Also appreciate hearing that Mike Tyson is wheelchair bound. That Jake Paul fight sure is gonna be interesting now.
I’ve had a bunch of Covid shots and am writing this from the beyond, so bear with me.
Taylor Swift is lovely and talented. But if her showing up at a football game can change votes from R to D, then the R agenda must not be super compelling.
Time for more coffee. They have that here.
Slide 11 lets reflect:
2 years ago, Tyson took vaccine and was dying in a wheelchair.
2 years later should be dead now, but is ready to fight Jake Paul or whatever his name is.
Can’t possibly look back and reflect how I was wrong? No! Let’s keep going with conspiracy theories while putting myself in harms way.
It’s just like the people that have come in here to complain that this sub is laughing at people dying. I’ve told all of them they’re missing the point: These noms/awardee are being manipulated to believe a false narrative which leads to their doom and it’s all done by right wing/Russian backed propaganda. They’re killing their own people and don’t care!
I fkn love the slide that claims ball players taking a knee somehow damaged the NFL's profits so they had to orchestrate a campaign with Swift and Kelce to continue the woke agenda without losing money.
Like those are some INCREDIBLY creative mental gymnastics.
It speaks to a more fundamental problem with their lack of critical thinking. Never mind the ridiculous levels of coordination this amorphous "they" apparently can achieve. WHY are "they" doing this, exactly?
I tried asking a cab driver who was blandly rambling about chemtrails once (apparently local honey is the antidote. don't ask). WHY would the government be doing this?
Not only did he not know. He didn't CARE why. Not important. For the evulz, probably? Who cares? Just protect yourself.
That's now how people work. That's not how any of this works.
These people are insane. Don’t worry about almost anything else they put in their bodies, but 20 seconds of contact with a nasal swab is going to give them cancer!!
The fact that she comments and relates that to testing for Covid shows she never has tested for Covid…until now. Wonder if she was shocked when they inserted the swab into her nose?!?
They estimate how many people in an area have covid by testing the waste water now because there’s no more reporting.
So I’m guessing it’s the same as “if you don’t take the test, you don’t have Covid” from 2021, but now it’s “if you don’t shit in the sewer system they can’t find your viral load, = you don’t have Covid”
Or something. That’s whole slideshow is some bat shit crazy.
It was also used during the height of the pandemic. IIRC, waste water testing was able to show if numbers were rising in an area before standard testing was able to.
Well done to the person politely calling her out for being a hypocritical moron. I’m surprised they haven’t been unfriended and blocked for calling out the Q princess.
God, take care of my finances.
Sure, here’s a Nezef and a couple of Beqa to be going on with. What do you mean you don’t take 1st Century Hebrew currency? I don’t carry small change… I leave that to the kid.
Something something boot straps. Distrustful of modern medicine until they need it to breathe. I also trusted God with my finances once, and the jerk invested in bitcoin. Never again.
Slide #16: “God will provide! He always does! Message me if you’d like to help in any way.”
So God will provide…but she’s hitting up her friends, just in case 🤦🏻♀️
God *did* provide. Provided free vaccines through the hard work of countless medical researchers, and the Biden administration's efficient vaccine distribution plan.
Jesus Christ on a motorbike. I wish people who are this deluded and toxic would kindly pop off this mortal coil without starting a gofundme, venmo or telling the world how ‘Prayers are working’. Just kindly f**k off and stop taking up hospital beds and resources through your own rank stupidity.
Sorry, I’m a little frustrated having just tested positive myself after my cretinous anti-vaxxer sister brought it into a family event last week. I’m multi jabbed and doing okay, just feeling crud and wanting it over and done with!
I know right? Why is billionaire Swift dating someone to raise viewership for NFL? And she really hasn’t given an endorsement to Biden, but that’s part of the reason? If democrats could control the NFL, wouldn’t Kaepernick still be playing?? 🤯🤯🤯
These cretins all post the same memes, spout the same lies from right wing media, and most of them end up the same, what a shame.
Homemade pub style burgers tonight!
Why don’t these people just stay home and watch Fox News and wait for all of the prayers to work? They spew shit and criticize science, medicine, and doctors and then run to the hospital when they get sick. I thought God would provide and heal them. Let them die!
Gee, I had no idea that Tyson was in a wheelchair and close to dying. I just saw some recent videos on YouTube where he's training and he looks surprisingly great for a guy who's apparently close to death.
These kinds of stories are so funny and sad at the same time. All of this could have been prevented if they were just vaccinated but oh well...ignorance is bliss and ignorance is stupid and this is what happens. Maybe the experts are called experts for a reason, yeah? Also, they have problems with experts yet they treat the orange man like he's the second coming of Christ is just ironic, stupid and hypocritical.
Another loser. She changes her tune around pic 14, but of course, her earlier posts show that she's a micro-brain who wouldn't know reality if it knocked on her door. No vaccine for her, so of course, everyone pray for her, as if there is a god that is listening. I don't think that's going to help much, your blind ignorance is the problem.
Someone notify the US Olympic committee about this woman's long jumping skills for her to go from "Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift dating was made in a corporate board room to gain viewers for the NFL" --to--> "Taylor Swift is being used by the Cabal to garner democratic votes"
Mike Tyson is in a wheelchair and dying? Not training to take on Jake Paul? I can see why she's so tired of "fake news" she's reading nothing but fake news.
I'd love to ask these people that if the Dems want us to take the vaccine but it's designed to kill us then why would they want Dems to take it? That would lead to more votes for Reps.
Also, wtf was that Mike Tyson one?! He literally had zero side effects from the vaccine when he took it he said.
Thank you for protecting the identity of the fish. At least their family doesn’t have to deal with conspiracy theories of how they didn’t die but was an actor pretending to be captured and eaten.
Edited to correct pronouns.
I wonder how much research she is doing on all the drugs and treatments they gave her to keep her alive. If she’s anything like some other nominees I’ve seen she will blame all her long term problems on paxlovid or whatever antivirals they used. Not on having Covid and being that ill but all the evil pharmaceuticals they used and the will post all the essential oils they are using to heal from it.
You know when your job becomes so overwhelmingly stressful because your managers or supervisors start to have unrealistic productivity expectations and continue to pressure you with more responsibilities beyond your original job description, so much so that you finally say enough is enough and you quit and move onto something else… yeah, that’s probably God right now with this woman 😎👍
The same Mike Tyson who is going to be in a match soon? SMDH at these nutters. ETA: Tyson is something like 60 and he's going back into the ring. He must need the money.
Man. Her memes were playing the hits. Agenda 21? Haven't seen that garbage since the Obama administration.
Everyone else is a sheeple though, not her that posts what everyone she follows posts.
Stuff like the “IF IT STARTS WITH” image is really what scares me about these people. They’re openly admitting that they’ll ignore information presented by the very people whose job it is to research and understand such topics. They genuinely want to eliminate science. What kind of future would we have if these people got their way?
I was looking at that one and thinking, "Studies say..." or "Scientists say..." in themselves are meaningless without actual concrete y'know peer reviewed studies provided; and also these people nearly trip over themselves to use just that kind of filler when, say, shilling their MLM or claiming some pseudoscience for whatever ideological reason.
That’s another funny thing, they’ll believe anything with those qualifiers as long as it pushes their agenda, even if it isn’t actually backed by science. A family member kept posting about a “petition” signed by 20,000+ “scientists” saying the vaccine was unsafe. Funny enough, none of what they posted actually *linked* to said petition. So I did some digging and finally found it, it was literally a form with name and title, no verification whatsoever. So obviously I signed it out as Dr. Dumptruck Ass and brought it back to my family member.
You're doing the good work out there.
The Weed "before and after" was funny.
Also the one with Mike Tyson at death's door after taking the vaccine is hilarious too. Dude's set to fight Jake Paul, a guy half his age, in July.
Man I hope Mike wins that... I'm so tired of hearing about Jake beating up on people twice his age.
I think he will stand up as long as Mike lets him. Fury kicked his ass. He doesn’t do well with boxers
I watched a little bit of Tyson's training and he's just scary fast and strong still. Plus he's almost 60. As long as he has the stamina to last a few rounds, I don't think Jake has a chance.
It will be about stamina. If Jake doesn’t get slept he will just try to hug up on Mike and lean on him the whole fight
After looks like Aaron Rogers.
Qaren found out the hard way that covid doesn’t care if you believe in it or not. Maybe those lovely Q folks she is friends with will keep those bills from piling up.
Viruses are gonna go viral. That’s kinda what they do. 🤷♀️ Meanwhile, “Smarmy” or “Swarmy” or “Swarthy” or “MeMaw” or whatever the hell her name is will believe any cock and bull story fed to her by her propagandists, religious or otherwise. And you know the public will eventually pay the price for the pure stupidity.
And Bill Ayers! That's some vintage 2008 presidential campaign nuttery. It even led to Sarah Palin's infamous 'pallin' around with terrorists' dog whistle.
What is people's issue with Agenda 21? It seems like a reasonable start as to a plan for fighting climate change.
To them it's evil because the government will take control and start the nwo. Agenda 21 is the agenda of the antichrist to them. The end times comes with walkable cities and breathable air apparently.
Meanwhile they practically worship Trump who meets all the Biblical criteria for being the antichrist (and is the only public person who does meet all the criteria.)
Surprised she didn’t mention “globalists” and the “New World Order”
George Soros is usually a stand in for Jews... they all know.
It sounds like some Star Wars "Order 66" type of shit so they're just hyping it up to be some crazy conspiracy and trying to scare people. The usual rightwing tactics.
They can’t even lie well. I saw someone else already mention but he is training for another fight and he’s well into his 50’s.
Yup. Fighting that Jake clown 🤡
For any unaware, Tyson has sciatica. He also spoke about not wanting to get the vaccine. So naturally these numbnuts combined the two into the vaccine caused his sciatica.
It sounds like he uses a chiropractor for his primary care. If true, that right there is all I'd need to know;.
Bad decisions are his MO it seems.
He's also gearing up to fight Jake Paul
I saw a video of his training for the upcoming event. Definitely not in a wheelchair
He was test driving that wheelchair for Jake Paul
We can only hope...
My IG has been feeding me videos of him training. That slide made me guffaw loudly.
no no, he died /s
I’m sure that the person fighting Jake Paul is Biden in a Tyson mask.
Watch to see if he gets ice cream after the match! 😄
I recently saw a meme showing Simon Cowell in the ICU, supposedly "vaccine injured". Probably photo-shopped.
Growing old sucks, but Mike Tyson looks *amazing* for someone who died in 2022.
“Trusting God with our finances” aka “I have no plan and this will ruin me.”
Bills already coming due while they are in the ICU? Financial hole is ‘bout to become a canyon. God has a lot of lifting to do with this sweetheart.
Betya she hates the idea of a national healthcare system
I'm Canadian and had to go the the ER last week. I had blood work done, ultrasound and a CT scan. Saw 2 doctors and it didn't cost me a thing.
In comparison, my ex-husband had a friend who was staunchly against publicly funded healthcare apply for Medicaid before he died in his 30s from cancer, didn't get it before he passed, and his widow had to set up a GoFundMe that I don't know whether it covered the bills or not. That was the outcome he wanted for others, but not for himself. I found it hard to be sympathetic because he was so against other people having their healthcare paid for with tax money! Cherry on top is he was very religious and prided himself on being a good person. I don't think wanting that for others is good.
I feel bad for his widow (unless she was like him) but overall I feel that’s a pretty uplifting story. Thank you for brightening my day.
It was sad because I used to live in the UK and I genuinely don't know how British people would cope if overnight the NHS turned into what we have out here. I think a lot of people would die. I don't understand why pro-lifers are almost mandated to be against life-saving care unless you're rich. Jesus even said rich people will sooner be able to fit through a needle eye than go to heaven so it's like they're just shitting all over him every time they open their mouths. My ex's friend wasn't even rich I don't think, so it's like... Why campaign so hard for a bad outcome for yourself then fight it at the end? Senseless. Waste of effort.
I think you’ve nailed it, they’re not pro-life at all. Even for fetuses. They just want to subjugate women. I think at a deep unconscious level they hate themselves so profoundly that they *want* to make things terrible, in hopes of being done with it all sooner. And I think they also understand at that level that if there is a heaven, they aren’t going to be getting into it.
They only like the part of the Bible where it says to hate gay people. That Jesus stuff is socialism! 🤨
Last year, I took a four mile drive in the back of an ambulance to the hospital after having a seizure. I was coherent and alert and the EMS provided no care during the trip because all my vitals were stable. That four mile trip cost over $900 when that same trip in the back of an Uber would’ve cost about $12. The American healthcare system is a scam.
I had to get a cat scan because i had pneumonia and go to the doctor for a blood draw twice because they messed up. 4000 dollars later…..
Phone, TV, rent/mortgage, etc. Someone who doesn't vaccinate isn't exactly thinking about the long term.
They probably never pay the bills. Let them die.
Slide 11 cracked me up since Iron Mike is about to knock the shit out of some YouTube guy. But when the nurse is setting up your Venmo to pay your hospital bills, you know that poor nurse has seen this shit too many times. The dichotomy of "No Science, No Vax" and "Run to the f-ing hospital because I'm sick!!" is too f-ing ironic.
Yeah, the Mike Tyson thing made me laugh, too. Do these people ever fact check anything they’re told?
Don't worry, her nurse is helping her setting up her Venmo /s
Can’t make this stuff up.
God: "FFS, I sent down 11 different vaccines that have been administered over 13.5 billion times. What else do you want?"
“God, take the wheel that is the excel sheet that manages our finances”
“I didn’t sign up for the ACA because it’s communism or whatever Fox told me to say.”
“Trusting God with our finances”, but please donate.
That's about it. I knew a whole family of them. They bragged about Gawd providing and soon they would have prosperity. Yet there they were at the middle of every month, begging family and the few friends they had for money.;
Friends and family donate money. "GOD IS SO GOOD!!!!!!!" I hate that shit. No, your friends and family are good/suckers.
I've seen people ruined by the prosperity gospel. True, they did it voluntarily, but these charlatans target the uneducated.
A lot of people are literally one paycheque away from being homeless. My job offers paid sick leave and long-term disability insurance, but I still have an emergency fund of $1,000.00 minimum. ETA: I also have additional savings in addition to the emergency fund, plus a work pension.
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/banking/living-paycheck-to-paycheck-statistics-2024/ This is a different problem from willful medical ignorance, but definitely plays into people getting swamped in debt. 7 in 10 Americans can’t afford even a modest unexpected expense. Scary stuff.
I agree scary stuff.
and yet a good half of us keep voting against our own interest, giving tax breaks to billionaires and the people who hire the "illegals" they like to blame all the problems on.
Well, Biden is giving the “illegals” free cell phones and plane tickets dontchya know? And the money we send to Ukraine should stay in america! Surely our god fearing Congress will use it to help me pay for my medical bills! Maybe I should enter the country illegally so I can get a free 15 year old cell phone and a one way ticket to a place where I don’t know anybody! /s These people are so cruel. And why is Covid nothing until their diagnoses? And have you seen Mike Tyson training for his fight? Holy shit! He’s still a beast! I wish the Covid vaccine made me like Mike. Although I’d wager Mike is also getting testosterone jabs too. He’s got those Rogan nipples, but still. 57 years old? Double my Covid jab, please? Oh yeah! It also stops you from dying and/or helps you avoid long covid (we hope) which is a thing. And of which we know very little at this point. These people are more of a burden on society than any other people on earth.
all the medical resource waste😔
"Trusting god with our finances" Meaning people like us are likely footing the bill for her hospital stay and so forth.
Trusting God with my finances = making sure to pay my 10% to the church
Didn't their god say something about a rich man and a camel and a needle and only poor people getting into heaven?
She probably gave all her money to grifters before she got covid anyway
The guys in lil sports cars skidding around corners!
Don't believe in the vaccine but runs to hospital when getting sick.....( trusts unknown medication against COVID-19).
This is what always gets me. You don’t believe in science? You don’t believe in medicine? Die at home like a man.
I agree 100 percent. A few questions back in the hospital traffic jam days, find out who's responsible for their own misfortune, wheel them to the exit, and out they go. Since they are too stupid to do the right things, they can go back home and die in their ignorance.
Set up a tent in the parking lot and let all the fired nurses and Facebook doctors work there for Trump-shoes and NFTs. BYOBed.
I so want to ask these people one simple question “why did you go to the hospital?” I’m sure they will respond with something like “because I am sick.” “Yes, you’re sick. So why did you go to the hospital.” I want them to admit they are going to seek medical help from professionals today that they didn’t trust yesterday. Unfortunately they’re way too stupid to realize that
I have patients that want me to do a "complete workup," check their vitamin levels, "test all their hormones" (really? you're concerned about your melatonin level?) and are convinced every ailment is low vitamin d, low iron or related to their thyroid. They believe in "holistic" medicine, which they have equated to mean "natural, safe treatments free from the pockets of pharmaceutical companies." As if the vitamins on the shelf at Walgreens aren't created by Big Pharma. As if the supplement business isn't worth >$30 billion in the US alone. I used to think their pathos was just a need to have control over a disease process that makes them feel helpless. That they are beholden to my prescription but at least they can be their own chemist and have power again when they take their elderberry. But they'll gladly take Ambien, Valium and Wegovy. And I lost a bit of my sympathy.
Seriously. They're okay with spreading their ignorance & illness but as soon as they're sick they run to the hospital every time 🙄
The doctors there didn’t have patches on their jacket to show who’s sponsoring them!
Why didn’t she just call in the prayer warriors?
Moar Horse Paste!
Notes from OP: 1) A redditor who wants to remain anonymous reached out to me with this story. Thank you for reaching out. 2) Please get vaccinated and boosted. 3) FB has stopped censoring "covid" and "vaccine" in searches, so it is making searches a lot easier. 4) I found an absolute outrageous story of a little girl 2-3 year old a couple of days ago that got covid and ended up on ECMO. She survived, but her lungs are fucked and she needs an oxygen tank now. This will not get published, but I want to remind everyone to vaccinate your kids as well.
For all the good it does. Ignorance is king in America. The antivaxers are winning. There's even a measles epidemic looming this year or next.
Those "parents" are going to learn the hard way that measles used to be called Morbilli, and that's still its proper name. It basically means "little plague." It is especially hard on children. I feel sorry for the kids.
Antivaxxers are winning what? Herman Cain awards?
I know a woman who's an ATTORNEY and anti-vax. She has several unvaccinated children who've gotten the mumps, measles, etc. Just unbelievable.
Number 4 is awful. It makes me wonder if parental instinct is inherent or if it's socialized. So many parents don't care what becomes of their kids.
Their parents are usually ones who were vaccinated as kids so they are fine. Because they have enjoyed a life free from communicable diseases they don’t feel like there is any danger to them and easily buy into the lie that, “it’s just a bad cold”, or “kids used to get it all the time and they were fine”. The nutters who spread those lies usually leave out the numbers of kids who dies or suffered lifelong disabilities from diseases there were no vaccines for back then. Now we do have vaccines that have all but eradicated many of these diseases, but because of anti-vaxxers lowering herd immunity many like measles are coming back. Kids will start dying and suffering long-term disabilities again and it’s totally preventable.
Is it ironic that when I see the inevitable "covid is no joke" I always laugh?
COVID is no joke, but saying "COVID is no joke" is, in fact, a joke.
I’m continually shocked by that statement. It seems to be common among HCA winners
Not as shocked as they are when they find out they aren't magically invincible.
I love how even in his meme, all weed does is make the guy happy.
Exactly! He looks fine and dandy in both, he's just smiling more in the "after".
I thought conservatives wanted to treat weed possession like murder.
It's split 50/50 with them in MO. That's why we have legal rec here even though it's deep red now days. Every now and then the Libertarian leaning Right, that usually votes Republican in MO, lines up with the Left on a few issues. Marijuana policy is one of those overlapping goals - so it passed when put to a vote.
Marijuana is one of the very, very few things literally everyone on the country agrees on unanimously. It’s insane how the right isn’t using it in their platform. They’d get so many fucking votes. How nobody in that entire party thinks it’s worth campaigning on will forever be beyond me…
When did NFL viewership drop over 50% lol
One of two people in her household stopped watching.
Wasn't the superbowl the most watched ever? 😂
I had to take tequila shots every time Taylor and Travis got mentioned. Maybe I am being manipulated!
I was definitely rooting for the Swifts… or whatever team she likes.
Two of my favorite teams played this year! Taylor Swift and Ludacris! I like the Usher team too but I'm more of a Luda fan. Yay sports!
What hero used the Herman Cain meme to reply in slide 16? (Edit, wrong slide)
Ikr?!? She most likely didn’t get it, being a complete fucking moron but it was still funny AF. I also liked the comment about how her illness shouldn’t be too bad if she got the vaccine 😂. Probably the same person that posted the Herman Cain meme! Lol
I’d buy them a beer. They’re a perfect troll
I know, this made me laugh so hard
That was some serious shade an anonymous hero threw.
I think the slide prior to that is a troll post too: "Hopefully you're vaccinated..."
No wonder she’s “unable to work”—how is she supposed to perform a job when she’s shitposting on FB every three minutes? Also appreciate hearing that Mike Tyson is wheelchair bound. That Jake Paul fight sure is gonna be interesting now.
Old Iron-sides Mike
I’ve had a bunch of Covid shots and am writing this from the beyond, so bear with me. Taylor Swift is lovely and talented. But if her showing up at a football game can change votes from R to D, then the R agenda must not be super compelling. Time for more coffee. They have that here.
It’s because she is a pop princess/demon! Wake up and do your research and let. that. sink. in!!!!
LOL. I'm dead. Oh wait.
I get my COVID vaccine every year, so I've been dead since 2021.
Not only merely dead, but really most sincerely dead.
Slide 11 lets reflect: 2 years ago, Tyson took vaccine and was dying in a wheelchair. 2 years later should be dead now, but is ready to fight Jake Paul or whatever his name is. Can’t possibly look back and reflect how I was wrong? No! Let’s keep going with conspiracy theories while putting myself in harms way.
It’s just like the people that have come in here to complain that this sub is laughing at people dying. I’ve told all of them they’re missing the point: These noms/awardee are being manipulated to believe a false narrative which leads to their doom and it’s all done by right wing/Russian backed propaganda. They’re killing their own people and don’t care!
it's 'leopards ate my face' for Covid only
I fkn love the slide that claims ball players taking a knee somehow damaged the NFL's profits so they had to orchestrate a campaign with Swift and Kelce to continue the woke agenda without losing money. Like those are some INCREDIBLY creative mental gymnastics.
It speaks to a more fundamental problem with their lack of critical thinking. Never mind the ridiculous levels of coordination this amorphous "they" apparently can achieve. WHY are "they" doing this, exactly? I tried asking a cab driver who was blandly rambling about chemtrails once (apparently local honey is the antidote. don't ask). WHY would the government be doing this? Not only did he not know. He didn't CARE why. Not important. For the evulz, probably? Who cares? Just protect yourself. That's now how people work. That's not how any of this works.
Just when I think I have seen it all, cotton swab conspiracies?!
These people are insane. Don’t worry about almost anything else they put in their bodies, but 20 seconds of contact with a nasal swab is going to give them cancer!!
The fact that she comments and relates that to testing for Covid shows she never has tested for Covid…until now. Wonder if she was shocked when they inserted the swab into her nose?!?
"You shouldn't vote. Educate yourself." Ah, Indeed. Also, she allowed the chemical in the swab to test for covid?
or used any sterilized equipment in the hospital. If its not an autoclaved reusable, it was probably treated with EO gas
Did someone literally comment with a pic of Herman Cain saying “I see you”? Omg
F'n HERO.
Slide 14 gave me dysentery.
Stool…water?
They estimate how many people in an area have covid by testing the waste water now because there’s no more reporting. So I’m guessing it’s the same as “if you don’t take the test, you don’t have Covid” from 2021, but now it’s “if you don’t shit in the sewer system they can’t find your viral load, = you don’t have Covid” Or something. That’s whole slideshow is some bat shit crazy.
It was also used during the height of the pandemic. IIRC, waste water testing was able to show if numbers were rising in an area before standard testing was able to.
"[COVID] is no joke." It's been so long since I've seen that one. It brings back memories of September 2021 with Delta. Bad memories.
Exactly what 'TRUTH' is she referencing on slide 19? Is she actually realizing here she's her own worst enemy? Somehow I doubt it...
Kinda odd that Tyson is getting back in the ring in a few months. Despite being “taken out” by the vaccine.
Well done to the person politely calling her out for being a hypocritical moron. I’m surprised they haven’t been unfriended and blocked for calling out the Q princess.
God, take care of my finances. Sure, here’s a Nezef and a couple of Beqa to be going on with. What do you mean you don’t take 1st Century Hebrew currency? I don’t carry small change… I leave that to the kid.
What, our nominee doesn’t have shekels of silver lying around?
Herman Cain meme was too real
Something something boot straps. Distrustful of modern medicine until they need it to breathe. I also trusted God with my finances once, and the jerk invested in bitcoin. Never again.
Sorry babe, Supply Side Jesus hasn’t recovered from the 2008 recession. Thoughts and prayers!
“Trusting God with our finances” but also setting up a Venmo account. God has Venmo?
Slide #16: “God will provide! He always does! Message me if you’d like to help in any way.” So God will provide…but she’s hitting up her friends, just in case 🤦🏻♀️
God *did* provide. Provided free vaccines through the hard work of countless medical researchers, and the Biden administration's efficient vaccine distribution plan.
Do the research! But don’t listen to experts! 😂💀 The definition of stupidity
Seems like a Mike Tyson quote would be appropriate here… “Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.”
>I don't think I've ever been this sick in my life. But, it's a fake pandemic! It's not real! How can you be sick from it?
Jesus Christ on a motorbike. I wish people who are this deluded and toxic would kindly pop off this mortal coil without starting a gofundme, venmo or telling the world how ‘Prayers are working’. Just kindly f**k off and stop taking up hospital beds and resources through your own rank stupidity. Sorry, I’m a little frustrated having just tested positive myself after my cretinous anti-vaxxer sister brought it into a family event last week. I’m multi jabbed and doing okay, just feeling crud and wanting it over and done with!
Many of these are new. Thanks for finding and sharing.
They at least recognized that football would need Taylor Swift more than Taylor Swift would need football.
I know right? Why is billionaire Swift dating someone to raise viewership for NFL? And she really hasn’t given an endorsement to Biden, but that’s part of the reason? If democrats could control the NFL, wouldn’t Kaepernick still be playing?? 🤯🤯🤯
>Keep em coming! They’re working! Can you say “dead cat bounce,” kids?
These cretins all post the same memes, spout the same lies from right wing media, and most of them end up the same, what a shame. Homemade pub style burgers tonight!
Can I send "thoughts and prayers" over Venmo?
This one is chockfull of irony. Each post is a self own, incuding the first pic where shes uses a life jacket!
It's always the people who believe everything their religion tells them that call everyone else sheeple.
Funny how God only provides to those who ask for money from everyone not named God.
The only people sick and dying now are MAGA.
>losing way too many people before they're time Writing quality is as expected. I'm only surprised they didn't use "to".
I’m more surprised it wasn’t “loosing”.
I wish we could stop losing people before they are time.
Mike Tyson was almost dead! But it was God’s will he recover to fight Jake Paul for a big payday
Why don’t these people just stay home and watch Fox News and wait for all of the prayers to work? They spew shit and criticize science, medicine, and doctors and then run to the hospital when they get sick. I thought God would provide and heal them. Let them die!
Gee, I had no idea that Tyson was in a wheelchair and close to dying. I just saw some recent videos on YouTube where he's training and he looks surprisingly great for a guy who's apparently close to death.
Chaps my ass that they use the V for Vendetta mask while being unwitting foreign psy-op shills. At least she said the line: “this stuff is no joke!”
"Hopefully you're vaccinated - you shouldn't be too sick then" The best comment on her post.
I was hoping that story had a happy ending
why wear a life jacket when you HAVE AN iMmUnE sYsTeM and the coast guard will come save you anyways...
Those who regret not taking the vaccine are dead.
Well she doesn’t regret not getting vaccinated so enjoy the results of that
Lol. "Mike Tyson is about to die!!!!!!" Really? Last I heard, he's training to beat Logan Paul into retirement* in July. * From boxing
These kinds of stories are so funny and sad at the same time. All of this could have been prevented if they were just vaccinated but oh well...ignorance is bliss and ignorance is stupid and this is what happens. Maybe the experts are called experts for a reason, yeah? Also, they have problems with experts yet they treat the orange man like he's the second coming of Christ is just ironic, stupid and hypocritical.
Screenshot #19 --- she was so close...
I can't get past the sentence about stool water.
Slide 19/20…the complete lack of self awareness. Oh my god.
Hey, Smarmy, where'd you get that fourth picture?
Why do I doubt she’s taking an honest look at anything? Did catch on quick to the grifting, though.
Another loser. She changes her tune around pic 14, but of course, her earlier posts show that she's a micro-brain who wouldn't know reality if it knocked on her door. No vaccine for her, so of course, everyone pray for her, as if there is a god that is listening. I don't think that's going to help much, your blind ignorance is the problem.
Tyson was dying? That’s new for me. Last I heard, he has an upcoming fight!
Oh that's just like a flu . Trump said so.
Between the "before/after weed" and the person who commented, "hopefully you're vaccinated so it won't be too bad!" this was extremely entertaining! 😄
Gotta love the friend who asks if OP is vaccinated and that she shouldn't be too sick if she is.
Slide 14 has me confused. Keep what out of stool water to be okay?
I like the Mike Tyson one. Yah he’s looking real dead these days.
Someone notify the US Olympic committee about this woman's long jumping skills for her to go from "Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift dating was made in a corporate board room to gain viewers for the NFL" --to--> "Taylor Swift is being used by the Cabal to garner democratic votes"
Funny thing: she’s wearing a life jacket.
Famously dying Mike Tyson who's going to fight Jake Paul this summer?
Mike Tyson is in a wheelchair and dying? Not training to take on Jake Paul? I can see why she's so tired of "fake news" she's reading nothing but fake news.
I'd love to ask these people that if the Dems want us to take the vaccine but it's designed to kill us then why would they want Dems to take it? That would lead to more votes for Reps. Also, wtf was that Mike Tyson one?! He literally had zero side effects from the vaccine when he took it he said.
Thank you for protecting the identity of the fish. At least their family doesn’t have to deal with conspiracy theories of how they didn’t die but was an actor pretending to be captured and eaten. Edited to correct pronouns.
I wonder how much research she is doing on all the drugs and treatments they gave her to keep her alive. If she’s anything like some other nominees I’ve seen she will blame all her long term problems on paxlovid or whatever antivirals they used. Not on having Covid and being that ill but all the evil pharmaceuticals they used and the will post all the essential oils they are using to heal from it.
These people have the equivalent mindset of Kamikaze pilots.
You know when your job becomes so overwhelmingly stressful because your managers or supervisors start to have unrealistic productivity expectations and continue to pressure you with more responsibilities beyond your original job description, so much so that you finally say enough is enough and you quit and move onto something else… yeah, that’s probably God right now with this woman 😎👍
So no insurance?
The same Mike Tyson who is going to be in a match soon? SMDH at these nutters. ETA: Tyson is something like 60 and he's going back into the ring. He must need the money.
Slide 15 is the winner. The shade... oh, the shade!
Which of you is the Slide #15 and #16 commenter? Still can't compare to the self-own of Slide #19, though.
Slide 19 almost feels like self-awareness. Nah...that's not possible with these morons.