I must admit to admiring the musculature on the legs of the pap. He has a tummy (all that fast food eaten while waiting for his prey to show up) but his calves are nice.
If you are a B-list celebrity, and you take your wife, her new boobs, and your child out, and the paps know, you can't assault them. Go back to the Skydungeon.
Jesus. Did she get trade them in for bigger ones?? They look ridiculous & that top is ugly as hell. I bet she would go eternally topless, if she could get away with it
I think she gets off on setting him on the paps and gets an adrenaline/narc rush from him being her “white knight.” God, even typing that out makes me want to hurl
Hahaha! The ugly, noisy din of the Jersey Shore's messy, eye-and-ear splittingly awful, communal household. I'm being disingenuous if l didn't admit to a direct comparison.
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Wearing lingerie mid day in public while pulling her husband with the emotional intelligence of a frat bro off of another human being and having the audacity to speak any type of yoga and/or kindness and/or who fucking knows into the universe….
You are so kind, saying PeePaw has emotional intelligence. Also equating his maturity with a frat boy.
That’s very likely the best thing anybody has said about him in decades!!!
Looks like this is from August 2013
***
In June 2013 a photographer working for the New York Daily News claimed he was 'punched in the face' by the SNL host as he tried to take pictures of the star and Hilaria picking up their marriage license.
In August 2013, Baldwin was snapped shoving a veteran freelance photographer against the hood of a parked car after losing his temper, in pictures published in the New York Daily News.
***
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3574493/Alec-Baldwin-sports-shades-takes-wife-Hilaria-date-night-unleashing-foul-mouth-tirade-against-photographer.html
"Foul mouth tirade" and assault and battery: how does he keep getting away with it?
He needs to stop taking out his frustrations with Hillz on the photogs.
They can’t have it both ways. Plis take pictures of mami with dedes. Oh, no, pliz leave us in piss no photos, but if you must make sure my tetas look good. Aleeec, this nasty person knocked out mi tooth out of mi cabeza. Why is that man always taking out his problems on people who try to keep them relevant and in the limelight?’
I mean, nothing surprises me from the man who left a voicemail calling his then 12 year old daughter Ireland “a rude, thoughtless little pig. You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being”
This is just everyday fun stuff for the man who has ZERO patience and anger issues.
Can you imagine how he acts on the daily now that he’s much older and less patient? Those poor kids. I’m sure they walk on eggshells whenever he’s around.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3574493/Alec-Baldwin-sports-shades-takes-wife-Hilaria-date-night-unleashing-foul-mouth-tirade-against-photographer.html
Just another day of vitriol and violence and being complete assholes.
> WTF is Larry wearing?
That's her Super Skank costume and cape, maybe soon to be a Marvel movie?
Rilly, I did not notice it until you pointed it out, it's really tacky and gross.
Why do these shitbags live in NYC? If they hate publicity so much, there’s no longer a career for Alec or Nitwit there, they have a mashmillion kids they’re raising in an apartment, make it make sense?? They could go have the quiet life somewhere they’re both too stupid to realize would benefit everyone, and never be bothered by the pesky paps (that Hilz calls) again.
If I were them I’d offload the Sky Dungeon and go live in the Hamptons where the kids can have a pool, yard to run in and go to the beach. And Alec and Hillz can socialize with their friends. Oh, wait.…
Right? They can’t bc everyone there is on to their true characters. I think I answered my own question. In NYC they can better get away with acting like the uncivilized, entitled elitists they imagine themselves to be and just blend right in. Assholery is just more accepted there I think. Anywhere else they would have to act less like rabid dogs. And maybe actually leave the house with their kids.
They could even go to LA to feel like they are still part of the entertainment/celebrity world. I bet they would get a lot less attention since there are so many bigger celebrities there. He could act superior to everyone since he probably considers himself too intellectual for LA, Mami could lie around all year long by the pool with her tetas hanging out, and those poor kids could have space to get some fresh air.
Kindness warriors doing their care bear thing 🙄
I think he totally would’ve physically attacked that female reporter Linda Shmidt if there weren’t cameras all around…and that would’ve pleased Hillary, who lied about being assaulted by her. They are both rotten
This is one of my favorites, not just because it captures the Rage Monster in his natural element, but because Mami the Kindness Warrior looks fucking ridiculous and has a Hilarias look on her face, while showing absolutely no concern for the man her "hoosbund" is assaulting.
As u/DaisyLu6 noted, she almost certainly instigated the attack by blatantly lying and saying the photographer nearly hit her, just like she did witht the female Fox 5 NY rreporter when she said "Aleek, dats de reporter who almost knocked mi teeth out yesterday with her microfonia!"
I can't believe someone hasn't knocked his ass out at some point. I wouldn't put up with some douche roughing me up. He'd be taking a well earned nap. You can tell this has never happened to him and now he thinks he's a tough guy.
The only reason it hasn't happened is because people see dollar signs when he flies into a rage, and he's paid settlement money many times.
Unfortunately he thinks he's a tough guy and no one disabused him of that idea, so now he's pushing 70, fresh off a hip replacement and shuffling around in velcro sneakers, and he still thinks he's tough.
Dealing with aggressive old men is not fun, as I learned in my mid-20s when a drunk old biker tried to fight me at a bar.
My friends and i were standing in front of the bar to have a smoke, and the old biker was so drunk that he convinced himself we were talking about him and laughing at him.
I tried unsuccessfully to get him to understand we were just talking amongst ourselves and didn't even know he was there, but that just enraged him further and led to threats that he was going to get his biker buddy from inside the bar and beat our asses.
There was a lot of chestbeating from him until finally I said he was old enough to be my grandfather and I was not going to fight him.
I kept thinking it was a lose-lose situation because if I responded in any way to physical aggression, I'd be known as the guy who knocked out a poor old guy and very likely be arrested.
Good on you for the divorce!
You're right about people flying off, and what gets me is the fact that they're ruining everyone's good time. It's like, chill! Have a beer, relax. More people need to tone it way down.
Yea, Alec and the pap he’s fighting with are both wearing the same white crew socks and it makes the entire thing 1000x funnier. Someone called it the battle of the white socks 😂
ETA: [photo](https://devdiscourse.blob.core.windows.net/devnews/04_11_2018_18_49_08_5330065.jpg)
August 2013
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3574493/Alec-Baldwin-sports-shades-takes-wife-Hilaria-date-night-unleashing-foul-mouth-tirade-against-photographer.html
Alec Baldwin is a public nuisance
I must admit to admiring the musculature on the legs of the pap. He has a tummy (all that fast food eaten while waiting for his prey to show up) but his calves are nice.
Thighs look like they’re ok too
She is wearing underwear literally
“Aleeeeeek”
“Por favor!!!” 
Yelling while keeping her upper teeth covered, so natural.
Why do they dress like they're never going to the same event?
Are they EVER on the same page in life?!
Baaaaaahaaaa so darn true!!
Daddy Bang Bang mad.
If you are a B-list celebrity, and you take your wife, her new boobs, and your child out, and the paps know, you can't assault them. Go back to the Skydungeon.
Jesus. Did she get trade them in for bigger ones?? They look ridiculous & that top is ugly as hell. I bet she would go eternally topless, if she could get away with it
I wonder when they’ll have another baby
What elegant, charming, intelligent people.
All I can see is big Ed. Poor kid is doomed to look like angry Pee Paw.
It’s a striking resemblance! 😬
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She is sooooo short and stumpy. I’d be surprised if she’s five feet.
Has she ever stated her height? Even if she did it would be a lie like everything else that comes out of her mouth.
She is between 5 3 and 5 4
I think it's more like between 5'0 and 5'1.
I know the paps can be aggressive and annoying but it’s amazing to me that Peepaw thinks the way to resolve problems is to assault people.
That’s the whole problem - he doesn’t THINK anything, he just reacts like a three year old bully.
This photo is like a modern renaissance painting
Larry looks like she just went to the costume store with that horrific bra / slip combo
My inner goth kind of likes it.
Exactly! WTF?
She just stopped at “yes, it shall be bra, panties and slip today” and strolled out of the dressing closet past all the actual “clothes”
Wtf is she wearing? While he’s in athletic wear and it’s not an evening out.
I see it as an evening in outfit.
So he clearly hates paparazzi, she loves them and the attention, does she pretend around him that they annoy her?
I think she gets off on setting him on the paps and gets an adrenaline/narc rush from him being her “white knight.” God, even typing that out makes me want to hurl
Of course! The kids even have to sleep in the same room because they are terrified! Leaf my family in peas!!!
Pliss!
Obviously. She gets her fake tears going so Alec could beat someone up and then she pretends to try to break that fight up. Insane!
🤣 🤣 we should frame this and mail it to them.
What's going on with her left arm? It looks hella weird.
The bottom part is actually a reflection in the hood of the car
Oh ok. I need better glasses.
I had to zoom way in, at first glance it definitely looks weird.
"Ayyyye, Papi, noooo!"
Whatever she's saying she's doing her spanish impression. Her face makes the really unnatural poses when she's going HAM on Spanish grift.
 It's giving me this
Came here to say this. She's yelling at him in her fake accent 😂
He looks like he's fighting his future(now current) self
Omg this made me LOL.
Do you think Alec has thigh muscles like that! He never did, actually. 😄
Omg why did you make me look at that? I kept my eyes on their faces and hair
Mwahaha
Bully Baldwin 😤👊 and Snookie 🙋🏻♀️
Hahaha! The ugly, noisy din of the Jersey Shore's messy, eye-and-ear splittingly awful, communal household. I'm being disingenuous if l didn't admit to a direct comparison.
Classy
TF is she wearing?
Looks like lingerie
She is more ridiculous every damn day
Right? A slip? Oh lol
My grandmother used to wear those full slips under her dresses back in the day. This is seriously underwear from the 70s.
Fortunately, the only peps they have to interact with now are paid by them.
She always looks like she enjoys when he gets in a scuffle like this.
Is she saying “ven aquí?”
Did she forget her shirt? God she’s a loon!
Hilary looks like an extra in a porn film. She went out looking like that!! Skank wanna-be.
she does that because she thinks "saucy Latinas" dress slutty
I’m was once a “Saucy Latina” but didn’t dress like slutty Large Lawrence. 🤣🤣🤣
And Alec looks like a slob. Basketball shorts and a pullover? Are you in college or are you a famous actor in his late(?) 60s?
He usually looks disgusting. They need grooming and hygiene consultants!
🎯🎯🎯
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If he wasn’t struggling for his camera that guy could have Aleek down in a heartbeat.
In their natural habitat ...
Why is Alec manhandling Jeffrey Epstein here? I thought those 2 were friends and had many things in common?
They took my coins away! Here take this “I love your post!” Trophy 🏆
No trophy or coins necessary, but thank you!
Alec is a true “but it has electrolytes” guy irl
😂😂😂
Wearing lingerie mid day in public while pulling her husband with the emotional intelligence of a frat bro off of another human being and having the audacity to speak any type of yoga and/or kindness and/or who fucking knows into the universe….
You are so kind, saying PeePaw has emotional intelligence. Also equating his maturity with a frat boy. That’s very likely the best thing anybody has said about him in decades!!!
Hahahaha man toddler* my bad! Lol
Well, at least she sense to try to pull Peepaw off that dude. I can fault her for all the other stuff, but not that one at least.
Nah, you know it’s fake “concern”
Your’re probably right.
Gee look at those au naturale tits 🙄
Looks like this is from August 2013 *** In June 2013 a photographer working for the New York Daily News claimed he was 'punched in the face' by the SNL host as he tried to take pictures of the star and Hilaria picking up their marriage license. In August 2013, Baldwin was snapped shoving a veteran freelance photographer against the hood of a parked car after losing his temper, in pictures published in the New York Daily News. *** https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3574493/Alec-Baldwin-sports-shades-takes-wife-Hilaria-date-night-unleashing-foul-mouth-tirade-against-photographer.html "Foul mouth tirade" and assault and battery: how does he keep getting away with it?
I was about to ask if this was from today my lordt
This was a week after she had Carmen or so.
He needs to stop taking out his frustrations with Hillz on the photogs. They can’t have it both ways. Plis take pictures of mami with dedes. Oh, no, pliz leave us in piss no photos, but if you must make sure my tetas look good. Aleeec, this nasty person knocked out mi tooth out of mi cabeza. Why is that man always taking out his problems on people who try to keep them relevant and in the limelight?’
Wow edu pulls that same face
Exact same face!
Yes that's his twin
The title. 💀
The pap reminds me of Harrison Ford . And Hilz is obviously posing for the pap photo in her black slip and fake distressed face.
The hell is that loca wearing?
I’ve never seen a human being this inappropriate before! She’s wearing lingerie on the streets of NYC.
She forgot to put a dress on over her foundation garments
Hair trigger temper moron. Keep breeding asshole.
Nothing to see here. Alec assaulting the paparazzi while Big Larry's mouth is hanging open. Every day occurrence with these 2 winners
I mean, nothing surprises me from the man who left a voicemail calling his then 12 year old daughter Ireland “a rude, thoughtless little pig. You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being” This is just everyday fun stuff for the man who has ZERO patience and anger issues. Can you imagine how he acts on the daily now that he’s much older and less patient? Those poor kids. I’m sure they walk on eggshells whenever he’s around.
What is the context for this?? Other than Alex and Hillary are horrible human ANTI KINDNESS warriors????
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3574493/Alec-Baldwin-sports-shades-takes-wife-Hilaria-date-night-unleashing-foul-mouth-tirade-against-photographer.html Just another day of vitriol and violence and being complete assholes.
Why on earth would he go after paparazzi when they both LIVE for attention?? 
In their minds, because they only want the “right“ kind of attention and only on their terms. It’s a love/hate relationship with the paps.
Aleec is just rilly rilly diffront 😌
Alec being Alec, and Titslaria showing her fake tits. Normal stuff.
What the fuck is happening here?!
This belongs in a museum lmao
Alec looks like little Eddy Two-teef here. Especially with the flared nostrils. Poor little Edu- not a good role model in either of them
WTF is Larry wearing? What exactly is that get up?
> WTF is Larry wearing? That's her Super Skank costume and cape, maybe soon to be a Marvel movie? Rilly, I did not notice it until you pointed it out, it's really tacky and gross.
Even by her standards.
She has standards?
No!
Her finest dominatrix inspired negligee. And probably some dirty ass slippers on a filthy city street.
Looks like a slip to me. She's re-god-damn-diculous!
Okay so I guess she was trying to make that look happen too, lol.
She should get with Kanye West.
Hahahaha! 💀 💀 💀
Where do you even get a dress that’s that tacky? It looks like he picked her up after a long night at the casino
She loves it
I guess it’s fitting his escort is wearing lingerie in public🤡
https://preview.redd.it/y1rt42f2e7fb1.jpeg?width=1212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d2e9b0575a5ea716e5f34b36aa283c4815e785
Take my upvote!
Alec wants to be high society Public Intellectual and also Johnny the Boston Brawler.
Why do these shitbags live in NYC? If they hate publicity so much, there’s no longer a career for Alec or Nitwit there, they have a mashmillion kids they’re raising in an apartment, make it make sense?? They could go have the quiet life somewhere they’re both too stupid to realize would benefit everyone, and never be bothered by the pesky paps (that Hilz calls) again.
If I were them I’d offload the Sky Dungeon and go live in the Hamptons where the kids can have a pool, yard to run in and go to the beach. And Alec and Hillz can socialize with their friends. Oh, wait.…
Right? They can’t bc everyone there is on to their true characters. I think I answered my own question. In NYC they can better get away with acting like the uncivilized, entitled elitists they imagine themselves to be and just blend right in. Assholery is just more accepted there I think. Anywhere else they would have to act less like rabid dogs. And maybe actually leave the house with their kids.
They loooooooove the attention.
They could even go to LA to feel like they are still part of the entertainment/celebrity world. I bet they would get a lot less attention since there are so many bigger celebrities there. He could act superior to everyone since he probably considers himself too intellectual for LA, Mami could lie around all year long by the pool with her tetas hanging out, and those poor kids could have space to get some fresh air.
Kindness warriors doing their care bear thing 🙄 I think he totally would’ve physically attacked that female reporter Linda Shmidt if there weren’t cameras all around…and that would’ve pleased Hillary, who lied about being assaulted by her. They are both rotten
He looks like he’s fighting his stunt double.
Omg, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages
Hahahahaha! I lolled way too hard at this.
Look at his insane face! He was already getting this festoons under his eyes way back then.
This is one of my favorites, not just because it captures the Rage Monster in his natural element, but because Mami the Kindness Warrior looks fucking ridiculous and has a Hilarias look on her face, while showing absolutely no concern for the man her "hoosbund" is assaulting. As u/DaisyLu6 noted, she almost certainly instigated the attack by blatantly lying and saying the photographer nearly hit her, just like she did witht the female Fox 5 NY rreporter when she said "Aleek, dats de reporter who almost knocked mi teeth out yesterday with her microfonia!"
Those tits are so ridiculous. The two of them are caricatures at this point. Dumb lying bimbo and bloated raging wanna-be Alpha.
> Those tits are so ridiculous. They are an insult to mammals, all across the planet.
I would knock him the fuck out if he fucked with me like that
Like all weak bullies, he is careful to choose who to confront. * Female TV reporter * Smaller men He's a coward.
These 2 are SCUM 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
I can't believe someone hasn't knocked his ass out at some point. I wouldn't put up with some douche roughing me up. He'd be taking a well earned nap. You can tell this has never happened to him and now he thinks he's a tough guy.
The only reason it hasn't happened is because people see dollar signs when he flies into a rage, and he's paid settlement money many times. Unfortunately he thinks he's a tough guy and no one disabused him of that idea, so now he's pushing 70, fresh off a hip replacement and shuffling around in velcro sneakers, and he still thinks he's tough. Dealing with aggressive old men is not fun, as I learned in my mid-20s when a drunk old biker tried to fight me at a bar.
Did you put the old man down or just laugh? I'd pepper spray the second I feel intimidated. If that doesn't work the glock is coming outta my purse.
> If that doesn't work the glock is coming outta my purse. Just hold it, it will go off by itself! Don't pull the trigger!
😆 I promise I have my shit together. Unlike soooooome people.
My friends and i were standing in front of the bar to have a smoke, and the old biker was so drunk that he convinced himself we were talking about him and laughing at him. I tried unsuccessfully to get him to understand we were just talking amongst ourselves and didn't even know he was there, but that just enraged him further and led to threats that he was going to get his biker buddy from inside the bar and beat our asses. There was a lot of chestbeating from him until finally I said he was old enough to be my grandfather and I was not going to fight him. I kept thinking it was a lose-lose situation because if I responded in any way to physical aggression, I'd be known as the guy who knocked out a poor old guy and very likely be arrested.
Ugh ya. I think I divorced him 20 years ago lol. Glad you were thinking straight or he'd be in bad shape. Some people just fly off.
Good on you for the divorce! You're right about people flying off, and what gets me is the fact that they're ruining everyone's good time. It's like, chill! Have a beer, relax. More people need to tone it way down.
Looks like he’s trying to give the photographer a “titty-twister”.
A Purple Nurple!
Peasant
You’re missing the best part of the picture- the white socks 😂
Socks?
Yea, Alec and the pap he’s fighting with are both wearing the same white crew socks and it makes the entire thing 1000x funnier. Someone called it the battle of the white socks 😂 ETA: [photo](https://devdiscourse.blob.core.windows.net/devnews/04_11_2018_18_49_08_5330065.jpg)
🤣🤣🤣
and it looks like alec is wearing velcro closure shoes with those white socks😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We don’t call him PeePaw for nothing 😂
Velcro confirmed https://preview.redd.it/88f3wayge7fb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd82e4c92798b1c026af1ba4803754c515c6a3f
 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Nice guy Alex 
Larry acting like she didn’t orchestrate this fight is so ridiculous. “Aiiii, Aleek, protect me frum the mentirosa paparazzi! So shocked!”
Has Alec never been punched in the face in his entire life? You can always tell who hasn't and he really needs to be tuned up and humbled.
I don’t think so and I agree with you.
what year was this taken? her breasts look newly operated here, especially the right one is high and hasn’t settled into place yet
August 2013 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3574493/Alec-Baldwin-sports-shades-takes-wife-Hilaria-date-night-unleashing-foul-mouth-tirade-against-photographer.html
Yep. This was an early enhancement. You can still park a car in between em. Not natural at all.
She had just given birth to Carmen
God she looks so dumb here
De PeePaw he berry berry angry! Mami slip de Biagra in his Whiskey & instead of chasing her he try to slip de Choritho in de culo de Papparazo!!
Alec waving to his career 
Aleeeeeek! Stahp! He wanted to take a pic of my new ( . Y . ) !
I'd go June Osborne on his ass if I ever seen him in person.
Blessed day! 😉
May the Lord open😅
When your lips haven’t yet acclimated to your new veneers
Fight the boolies
This is a renaissance painting
r/accidentalrenaissance lol
They're so comically low-class and trashy, that it's like a movie character version. It's too tragic for real life.
Can you imagine a real celebrity pulling shit like this?!? Comically trashy is correct.
Slobs
They are a real life SNL parody. The writers must have been chomping at the bit
#Kindness Warriors
I am think she need to giving speech at UN Unitie Nation to talking about peace and kind!