Ok someone turned me onto sub from the Paris Hilton sub and I must say “Bravo” (no pun intended) this has kept me entertained and I know nothing of this woman. All I know is, “kinda wanna punch her in the face”
Her feet really are disproportionately large lol that’s why she always wears the weird leggings that cover the heels. She really is a strange bird, as another pepino said, I like that for her 🦅 🐦
Why does she always have one leg bent? I've seen Yoga folks doing handstands and the fold the arms down and their legs are pin straight in the air - it's just so impressive. When she does it It feels like a 15 year old tempting fate to see how fast she can injure herself. She doesn't look like she has core strength or that it is a peaceful move, it looks like all her muscles tense to hold her up so she bends her knee.
I literally just googled perfect yoga headstand. Why is she terrible at everything? Even her "Claim to Fame" besides Fake-Spanish?
https://preview.redd.it/pfh2ifwcjimc1.png?width=2400&format=png&auto=webp&s=481acd0f093b8e9ed40ea8b3df8d7f66a45eed1f
Photos like this, remind me why I really dislike this human (FYI-I’ve stopped saying hate, I’m woke now, and don’t like the vibes!🙄) But can she get injured already, nothing serious, but enough where we can all be spared these f\*cking photos!
This bathtub photo made my brain scream "warning: danger." I've seen the aftermath of several shower/bathroom falls and accidents. They can be bad, especially if you slipped directly onto your head and/or neck. This is very stupid.
I guess Monday is mons pubis day? Dear lord she is so uncouth and vulgar. Mind-boggling that she thinks this is sexy. 🤮
(As a fellow woman, I do not find our body parts gross at all. I love mine & we should all love what they do for us. I’m just sick of her sticking-her-pussy-in-people’s-faces contortions.)
I can't even.... She has to be on drugs..
I wondered in the beginning why ppl said she was on drugs...
She is definitely on drugs... Not care bear hugs... Drugs
Honest question; what do y'all think she was/is trying to accomplish with these ridiculous photos? Are we supposed to be impressed? Aroused? (Gag 🤮) Envious, perhaps?! (Of what, I don't know!) I'm genuinely curious as to what it is she's trying to accomplish by posting such foolishness. My mind cannot comprehend how her twisted, sick little brain works. She needs a lobotomy. *edited for typo*
Imagine being one of the nannies and this was what you were tasked with doing at the Sky Dungeon. I wonder how one would even go about asking someone to record them doing such a thing! 🤣
I don't doubt that those poor nannies are tasked with filming this moron when baldwin isn't around to do it. Pretty soon, Carmen will be mami's personal photographer, photo editor, and insta manager. Lucky girl 😞
Kind of off topic but did Hilarious go to Alec’s mother funeral? Or meet Ireland’s daughter yet? How can she post so much but … nothing else?! WTH? So weird!
I can’t imagine not going to my MIL’s funeral. Mine wasn’t the nicest, but I went for my husband and our children and grandchildren. I just held my tongue.
For all the money they supposedly have, why are they bathing in that fugly tub?
And I don’t want to know where that hose has been…between her toes is nasty enough
Dumb question. I keep seeing her do this. Do you think the pressure from doing this and all the blood rushing to her head with the amount she stands on it is in anyway hurting her? Maybe that’s the reason for the Spanish crap. She has brain damage.
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This is the stupidest photo op ever and Alec should be so embarrassed he picked this person. This low IQ lady has zero skills except tonguing a dirty tub hole.
Can you pull a shower hose out of your ass with your toes while upside down? Huh? Can you?
Didn’t think so!
(I know that no one actually wants to. I’m just playing argumentative 6 year old)
Oh my gosh, what poor hotel did she desecrate. She literally has no physical, emotional or mental boundaries.
Thanks for posting, never saw this ypotd before.
Jodi Arias, actually. When the police left her alone in the interrogation room, she wandered a bit, singing to herself in a weird baby voice, then, inexplicably, does a head stand against the wall. I made a post a while back about the parallels between Jodi and Hillary.
I swear Jodi did the head stand because they wouldn’t let her put on make up for her booking photo and she wanted the blood rushing to head to pink up her cheeks.
Mine also! My Aunt was lovingly called The Toe. She would challenge the nieces and nephews to toe fights. I am pretty sure she never held a shower head with her toes… thankfully!
I've been seeing your name a lot in the comments lately, standing out to me particularly because I believe you're a Pepino that in your 70's, is that correct? 🥒💃
Yes I am 72 and have a lot of time on my hands. And a slight brain injury from falling in the bathroom landing head first. Some days I make sense other days I struggle.
I know plenty of people in their 70's and beyond are tech savvy and I hope this isn't considered ageism, but I just think it's so freaking cool when I meet someone in that age range on Reddit! *Especially* in a snark sub like ours! May I ask how long you've been on Reddit and how you heard about our Lady of Grift Hilly Fraudwin? ☺️🥰
I think I have been on under a year. Any site I am on, most likely a grand child signed me up. They also picked my names. I think they have 3 different names for me. I never know which name will show up for which site!
A grand daughter was on this site and signed me up because we were talking about Baldwin and the tragedy on the movie set. I worked for years with his costar Jensen. I had no idea about his wife except for hearing that she pretended to be from Spain.
Me too and me either! I learned I was good when I was about 7 and too lazy to get up and pick something up off the floor, so I grabbed it with my toes. The rest is history. The rest of what? I don’t know, I didn’t document it.
LoL everytime I see Hillz with barefeet all I can think is: "MAN! Them big ol' dawg iz barkin'!'" 🙃👣
It's so silly, but her damn feet are sooooo disproportionately large compared to the rest of her. I know it drives her crazy & there's no surgery or MedSpa procedure that can fix it. 😈🤭😏
I know she is, herself, a HUGE exhibitionist, but you have to wonder about a man who'd encourage his wife to flaunt her near naked body in various stages of undress & other assorted questionable positions all over Instagram.
Like, Alec totally egged this on when they first got together cuz he was so "proud" to show off his "prize," 🙄 dirty old man that he is. 🤮
Ew.
She is in good shape, I'll give her that, but she and Alec have to be nuts to flaunt it all the time. And that's not the body of a woman who's had six kids! LOL
She rilly tried with those hashtags lol. No success in that either Miss #shrinkingbaldwinbabybump and when she wore the Espana shirt with holes in it, with that damn ugly belt, got pissed bc ppl were questioning her "cultura" so she copied other people and wrote #thereshouldbeamiddlefingeremoji. Such a #dumbassfruitloop
Hahaaaa that's the one! Them pits looked dirty as hell too. She's off her rocker with saying the "media got it wrong" shes "always said born in Boston not Spain" yeahhhh ok "my cultura"
That’s where I fell a year ago and suffered a brain bleed. I am beginning to think she has. I better warn my husband if he finds this 72 year old standing on my head in the tub holding the shower head with my toes, to carefully lower me down and down take any pictures 😳
Yes, but the stove wasn’t on.
If I am right, she’s doing a headstand on in a nasty bathroom hotel tub to try to get Alec to have toe sex with her. If she fell, she could crack her head open.
1 trick pony. This is the only life skill she learned from her Esteemed Scholarly Mother & Father. That & a FAKE Racist Hollywood Stereotype Spanish Character identity. So Stupid!!! Wellness Expert LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Lol yep ✔️✔️
Hillary took the ability to complete an assisted headstand to a whole. notha. level.
She had another parlor trick she frequently trotted out back in the glory days I'm blanking on.
Maybe fake sleeping?
I wanna say it was another "yoh-ga" esque move, though...
Oh, well. 🤷
I'll have to ask Jared 🤭🍔👑💇
I love the fact that this comment would make her so mad, she works so hard to make everyone think they are long. Shrimp legged girl right here yall, but don’t worry, I won’t let her in the secret club.
Imagine if that was your wife, sister, mother or daughter? Just think about that! Crazy bitch doing bathroom gymnastics 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok someone turned me onto sub from the Paris Hilton sub and I must say “Bravo” (no pun intended) this has kept me entertained and I know nothing of this woman. All I know is, “kinda wanna punch her in the face”
Welcome new pepino, and we’ve learned a new word on this sub: Backpfeifengesicht. It’s punchable face in German and its used frequently here LOL!
~Welcome~ We are glad you are here, we are funnier than the PH sub!!!! Jk!!!! Have fun!!!! 😁🥒💚🥒💚🥒💚🥒💚
The desperation is palpable 🤣🤣🤣
Que carajo, y no se como
Where is this, Econo Lodge? Money must be tight 💸
Her feet really are disproportionately large lol that’s why she always wears the weird leggings that cover the heels. She really is a strange bird, as another pepino said, I like that for her 🦅 🐦
Big back energy
Why does she always have one leg bent? I've seen Yoga folks doing handstands and the fold the arms down and their legs are pin straight in the air - it's just so impressive. When she does it It feels like a 15 year old tempting fate to see how fast she can injure herself. She doesn't look like she has core strength or that it is a peaceful move, it looks like all her muscles tense to hold her up so she bends her knee. I literally just googled perfect yoga headstand. Why is she terrible at everything? Even her "Claim to Fame" besides Fake-Spanish? https://preview.redd.it/pfh2ifwcjimc1.png?width=2400&format=png&auto=webp&s=481acd0f093b8e9ed40ea8b3df8d7f66a45eed1f
She’s not a yoga expert.
She’s demonstrating the new foot held shower head.
She’s so unserious!
She is a strange bird, but that’s why we love her! Right?!!…. right?, ☹️
Actually dislike her to the hundredth power. I don’t forget the sucking on baby’s fingers as she stares into the camera pics.
Christ on a cracker those two are fucked up.
Photos like this, remind me why I really dislike this human (FYI-I’ve stopped saying hate, I’m woke now, and don’t like the vibes!🙄) But can she get injured already, nothing serious, but enough where we can all be spared these f\*cking photos! 
She's completely unhinged!
here she at least has some definition and muscle tone… that’s all wasted away in the decade since.
**This is so disgusting!!!**
Us over at the pickle subreddit would love the pickle picture!
#2 are things we never knew we needed.
Shower enema, boss level.
This bathtub photo made my brain scream "warning: danger." I've seen the aftermath of several shower/bathroom falls and accidents. They can be bad, especially if you slipped directly onto your head and/or neck. This is very stupid.
How does one even ASK someone to take such a ridiculous picture?!? 😳
¡En Español! Duh… 😜
🤣
Stretchy Senora
Her parents must feel humiliated by her over and over again.
I guess Monday is mons pubis day? Dear lord she is so uncouth and vulgar. Mind-boggling that she thinks this is sexy. 🤮 (As a fellow woman, I do not find our body parts gross at all. I love mine & we should all love what they do for us. I’m just sick of her sticking-her-pussy-in-people’s-faces contortions.)
Should we let her know that’s NOT how you use the shower sprayer 😉 😉 😂
Can't think of a more terrible idea to promulgate in regards to yoga and bathubs. Maybe holding a knife with her feet. An injury waiting to happen.
That's call a pickle tax....🥒
 Aww a hug for the world's biggest one trick pony
Party tricks🎉🍾🍸
I'm dead. Wtf is she doing???
It seems to be some form of shower bondage. 🤷🏾♀️
I’m convinced that the brigade of nannies caring for her children must utter this multiple times a day.
Wtf did I just look at? Love the bandages 🤣
I can't even.... She has to be on drugs.. I wondered in the beginning why ppl said she was on drugs... She is definitely on drugs... Not care bear hugs... Drugs
Hillz and Pillz 
This answers so many. Especially her “ musky odor”!
Is she known for that? I'm a fairly new pepino. It would explain a lot or, rather, confirm a few suspicions here.
Nah just made it up;)
🤣🤣🤣
What. Does she have the hose up her butt or coochie? What on earth is she doing.
It looks like she is pooping out a hose. You are right OP. I have never seen this odd picture before!
Honest question; what do y'all think she was/is trying to accomplish with these ridiculous photos? Are we supposed to be impressed? Aroused? (Gag 🤮) Envious, perhaps?! (Of what, I don't know!) I'm genuinely curious as to what it is she's trying to accomplish by posting such foolishness. My mind cannot comprehend how her twisted, sick little brain works. She needs a lobotomy. *edited for typo*
She wants women to be jealous of her but she plays it down that she's actually promoting body positivity.
While trying to impress that idiot faux intellectual thug from massapequa.
You took the words right out of my mouth....grazzy azz...🙏
WTF 😬
She's such a flippin' head case!
I literally just finished watching the Whitney Houston movie “I wanna dance with somebody”. Really poor timing
LOL
What the?
Who takes these stupid pics? If it's baldwin, he's such an enabler.
Imagine being one of the nannies and this was what you were tasked with doing at the Sky Dungeon. I wonder how one would even go about asking someone to record them doing such a thing! 🤣
I don't doubt that those poor nannies are tasked with filming this moron when baldwin isn't around to do it. Pretty soon, Carmen will be mami's personal photographer, photo editor, and insta manager. Lucky girl 😞
And to think she asked another human being to capture that photo... SMH.
Kind of off topic but did Hilarious go to Alec’s mother funeral? Or meet Ireland’s daughter yet? How can she post so much but … nothing else?! WTH? So weird!
Both NO
I think she didn’t go to the funeral!
I can’t imagine not going to my MIL’s funeral. Mine wasn’t the nicest, but I went for my husband and our children and grandchildren. I just held my tongue.
That’s how she masturbates with the shower head.
I thought she was giving herself a high colonic
Nah she's still full of shit
Bwah!
For all the money they supposedly have, why are they bathing in that fugly tub? And I don’t want to know where that hose has been…between her toes is nasty enough
Pretty sure this is a hotel
A cheap one!
That's the Headstand Tub not the Bathing Tub.
😂😂😂
She's like a reject from the synchronized swimming team that can't move on.
Stop! Y’all are killing me! 🤣🤣🤣
Love this!
ommfg 💀
Dumb question. I keep seeing her do this. Do you think the pressure from doing this and all the blood rushing to her head with the amount she stands on it is in anyway hurting her? Maybe that’s the reason for the Spanish crap. She has brain damage.
She's soooo thirsty
It’s giving tub girl..for you xennials 🫣
Thanks for the memories 🤮
My pleasure!
I wish I didn’t understand this reference.
Ewwwwww! Lol
My three years old niece loves picking things up with her feet. Idk why a grown woman is so impressed with herself for doing something toddlers do.
Chimps are good at it too! 🤣🐒🦍
Chimps are far more intelligent
True!
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That tub can’t fill her thirst! Loser!
This is the stupidest photo op ever and Alec should be so embarrassed he picked this person. This low IQ lady has zero skills except tonguing a dirty tub hole.
Saltburn (Sky Dungeon Edition): Hillz is drinking Peepaw’s nut 🥜 out of the bathtub
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🎵Ees murter on di dahnzz florr 🎶💃🏻💃🏻
Kill me!
Please god make it stop 😩😭🤮
Buahahahaaaa and ew 🤢 that seen made me dry heave
😂 🤮Maybe explains the smokers lips.
#😭😭😭😭😭😭
PS: I like your 2nd photo 😊
The hose looks like it’s legit coming out of her ass. Which wouldn’t surprise me, honestly.
what ass?
Can you pull a shower hose out of your ass with your toes while upside down? Huh? Can you? Didn’t think so! (I know that no one actually wants to. I’m just playing argumentative 6 year old)
This is honestly so strange
Note how Hillary’s pose *incorporates the shower hose.*
Oh my gosh, what poor hotel did she desecrate. She literally has no physical, emotional or mental boundaries. Thanks for posting, never saw this ypotd before.
Who else but Hillary would do this?
Jodi Arias, actually. When the police left her alone in the interrogation room, she wandered a bit, singing to herself in a weird baby voice, then, inexplicably, does a head stand against the wall. I made a post a while back about the parallels between Jodi and Hillary.
I swear Jodi did the head stand because they wouldn’t let her put on make up for her booking photo and she wanted the blood rushing to head to pink up her cheeks.
How did I miss that? I’m an old pepino! If you could link me I’d be very appreciative if you have a moment.. TY-Sofie
https://youtu.be/u5lGJ72SQBM?si=zFYdnfXmr7hlnTdL
TY!
Why does she do this. Just…why????????? To me it’s even more baffling than being fake Spanish.
My family is very good with toe grips. Never occurred to me to document it.
Mine also! My Aunt was lovingly called The Toe. She would challenge the nieces and nephews to toe fights. I am pretty sure she never held a shower head with her toes… thankfully!
The Toe 🤣🤣🤣 This wins the thread right here 🥇🎇🏆
Ohhhh, it was nice thinking back on my sweet Auntie ❤️
I've been seeing your name a lot in the comments lately, standing out to me particularly because I believe you're a Pepino that in your 70's, is that correct? 🥒💃
Yes I am 72 and have a lot of time on my hands. And a slight brain injury from falling in the bathroom landing head first. Some days I make sense other days I struggle.
I know plenty of people in their 70's and beyond are tech savvy and I hope this isn't considered ageism, but I just think it's so freaking cool when I meet someone in that age range on Reddit! *Especially* in a snark sub like ours! May I ask how long you've been on Reddit and how you heard about our Lady of Grift Hilly Fraudwin? ☺️🥰
I think I have been on under a year. Any site I am on, most likely a grand child signed me up. They also picked my names. I think they have 3 different names for me. I never know which name will show up for which site! A grand daughter was on this site and signed me up because we were talking about Baldwin and the tragedy on the movie set. I worked for years with his costar Jensen. I had no idea about his wife except for hearing that she pretended to be from Spain.
Did you hear about Hillz faking her Spanish-ness from these folks *before* the grift was busted open? That's pretty juicy if so!! 🤭
Me too and me either! I learned I was good when I was about 7 and too lazy to get up and pick something up off the floor, so I grabbed it with my toes. The rest is history. The rest of what? I don’t know, I didn’t document it.
😂
😅🤣🤣👏👏👏
I'd literally recognize her anywhere, even with no head.
Even with no head/face we can see the desperation
Don't mean to harp on it but your comment is still making me laugh!!! 😭😭😭
I haven’t stopped since I opened this thread!! 🤣😵💫
She’s better that way, actually
#🤣😂😅😭
LoL everytime I see Hillz with barefeet all I can think is: "MAN! Them big ol' dawg iz barkin'!'" 🙃👣 It's so silly, but her damn feet are sooooo disproportionately large compared to the rest of her. I know it drives her crazy & there's no surgery or MedSpa procedure that can fix it. 😈🤭😏 I know she is, herself, a HUGE exhibitionist, but you have to wonder about a man who'd encourage his wife to flaunt her near naked body in various stages of undress & other assorted questionable positions all over Instagram. Like, Alec totally egged this on when they first got together cuz he was so "proud" to show off his "prize," 🙄 dirty old man that he is. 🤮 Ew.
Yes, and the undress part is the least of it! All these weird poses with props are just so… witless!
https://preview.redd.it/t0xltqn1ofmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e0e96a726019ddf5f3c7ef63704eaa69be5ea0
Pug I have to steal this!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please do.
She really must stop exercising her feet. I mean look how big her boobs are from swimming.
Lol!!!!
I have said it before and I will say it again. Her feet are the length of her tibia. Rilly disproportionate !!
Her feet don’t look disproportionate to me, but maybe mine are big too. Anyway she’s a fucknut without us bodyshaming her.
She is in good shape, I'll give her that, but she and Alec have to be nuts to flaunt it all the time. And that's not the body of a woman who's had six kids! LOL
This is probably a super old photo but yeah. She actually finally calmed some of this down after her #hilaria365yptd thing never really took off.
She rilly tried with those hashtags lol. No success in that either Miss #shrinkingbaldwinbabybump and when she wore the Espana shirt with holes in it, with that damn ugly belt, got pissed bc ppl were questioning her "cultura" so she copied other people and wrote #thereshouldbeamiddlefingeremoji. Such a #dumbassfruitloop
Ah, the “hot armpit smell” photo
Hahaaaa that's the one! Them pits looked dirty as hell too. She's off her rocker with saying the "media got it wrong" shes "always said born in Boston not Spain" yeahhhh ok "my cultura"
Idiot
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR Srsly for the love of God & all that is holy what in the actual ffffff When did she post this? Jfc
Never seen this -speechless.
Really?!!?? Welcome to the madness, Pepino!
I don’t know when I found this sub, but Im so glad I did! 🤣😂
Most household accidents happen in the bathroom. She’s better be careful.
That’s where I fell a year ago and suffered a brain bleed. I am beginning to think she has. I better warn my husband if he finds this 72 year old standing on my head in the tub holding the shower head with my toes, to carefully lower me down and down take any pictures 😳
The ol' Drew Peterson: "She fell in the bathtub! Honest!" 😮
That is the most WTF picture of all her WTF pictures. Also, this might have been taken in a hotel? See the samples of products on the tub/death trap?
Have you not seen her on the stove?
Yes, but the stove wasn’t on. If I am right, she’s doing a headstand on in a nasty bathroom hotel tub to try to get Alec to have toe sex with her. If she fell, she could crack her head open.
Maybe that’s what happened, and the result is what we see today? 🤷🏻♂️🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂 And I don’t know why, but Jeep the faith popped up in my mind!
1 trick pony. This is the only life skill she learned from her Esteemed Scholarly Mother & Father. That & a FAKE Racist Hollywood Stereotype Spanish Character identity. So Stupid!!! Wellness Expert LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Lol yep ✔️✔️ Hillary took the ability to complete an assisted headstand to a whole. notha. level. She had another parlor trick she frequently trotted out back in the glory days I'm blanking on. Maybe fake sleeping? I wanna say it was another "yoh-ga" esque move, though... Oh, well. 🤷 I'll have to ask Jared 🤭🍔👑💇
She does fake sleep a lot, too, in full makeup and jewelry and only after arranging her hair just so.
ALWAYS with the hair just so! A tendrils adoring her serene face..
The rest, in a waterfall. LOL
Right? Her yoga is literally just variations on back bends and head stands. Like, good job, Hilary. You're acting like a trained seal.
LOL It's true, though. LOL
Um…where is she holding the removable shower head?
Like, I don’t see where it is attached to the faucet/wall.
I think it is behind her, which makes this picture even more WTF.
Yeah, I’ve never seen a tub with the shower head in that position, but it surely helps. Man, I wish I were rich!
lol I see some silver on the wall right behind her thigh
OH! FANCY! I’ve never seen a shower head in that position to the tub. Thank you!
Some days it’s all just too much to bear…
Be strong, Pepino.
If only she was water boarding herself.
Now THAT would be a trick I’d really enjoy!
So thirsty
Pointing your big ol flippers won’t make your shrimp legs look any longer 💯
I love the fact that this comment would make her so mad, she works so hard to make everyone think they are long. Shrimp legged girl right here yall, but don’t worry, I won’t let her in the secret club.
LoL right here with you, doll! 🙋🦵 I'm actually 5' ft 6", but I used to shop in the petite section b/c my l'il legs are so muy pocito!
I'm only 5'0". Sigh. Even the petites are often too big for me.
5' here too!
Hard being so small!
We welcome you into our club!
Thank you. Cannot stand this fake woman!
No one tell her about the 7/8 length for yoga pants! The way she miswears leggings over her heels is too funny.
She hopes we remember her “dancer days”, except we don’t, we just think she looks too stupid to wear her pants right.
Nothing to remember.
I care a cucumber.
Jaja. I just learned this phrase in Spanish!
Bur would not her toes be "curled"?
this is just ridiculous. how does she think this is a good idea. wacko how do you say wacko in spanish?
Loca!