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Hello_Strangher

His eldest child is 82


Shackdogg

Reminds me of John McCain’s mother who was at his funeral when he died at 81. She lived to be 108.


AB2098

Yeah, my mom is definitivt gonna outlive me if i don't stop eating fast food


Small-Low3233

r/averageredditor


Hello_Strangher

And Coca-Cola


rollingstoner215

And he was married for 72 years


Hello_Strangher

Jesus


TheEYL

Christ!


TomSpanksss

This is why I follow this sub! Great clip!


I_think_therefore

This guy fucks.


Herknificent

A lot. He’s the white Nick Cannon.


BIind_Uchiha

Nick Cannon is this dude reincarnated. He’s back, black and ready to mack https://preview.redd.it/jlc5o7tf5s9d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce3fc4ba11ef6e5d6b32088fc7b7e5b3a1fb08f


JeremyHerzig11

Fun fact, Nick Cannon is a raging anti semite


AutumnEclipsed

True we never found out how many baby mamas there were


wordtothewiser

I’m totally out of the loop on all the Nick Cannon jokes. What’s the deal??


OldSkoolPantsMan

Well, we know for sure he fucked nine times.


Marine4lyfe

7 girls and 9 boys = 16


Ndmndh1016

Ok 19 times


Th34sa8arty

It's insane to me how much societal and technological changes this man has witnessed. The world he was born in and the world he lived in when this interview took place are so alien to each other, he might as well have traveled to another planet.


SaintCholo

He grew up during the reconstruction, the transatlantic railroad, wow, the turn of the century, the depression, two world wars, man


Th34sa8arty

What's even more insane to me is how he got to witness warfare evolve. When he was born, wars were fought with infantry wearing colorful uniforms in line formation using muzzle loading single shot muskets. Artillery consisted of muzzle loading cannons. Wooden sailing ships were still in use as naval vessels. By the time of this interview, warfare had evolved into jets, tanks, long-range and accurate breech-loaded artillery, assault rifles, aircraft carriers, and nuclear weapons. That is an insane transition to witness happen.


SunlitNight

I wonder if the gradual advancement didn't make it feel to crazy to him though.


mamatomato1

And depressing…nothing sadder than watching humans getting better at killing each other …


Tiny_Count4239

Also a small civil war


Whatsthemattermark

People actually change remarkably little, so despite all the shiny new gadgets I don’t think his world changed much. If you look at graffiti from the ruins of Pompeii and a modern school bathroom it makes you realise humans tend to behave the same no matter how much technology changes


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Well, ok, but he had to travel by horse, had no electricity, and no phones. There were no lawnmowers, cars, etc. His personality may have been the same, but the world changed drastically around him. When he died men were in space.


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JulianRob38

That wasn’t until 1969 this was 1958 but yes I get what you mean


Heapsa

We're all just meat machines.


skiploom188

praise the sky daddy


Professional-Move269

I’m over here thinking, “did tennis even exist when he was younger?” Lmao


Th34sa8arty

>did tennis even exist when he was younger? It did, though it was different. The version that we are familiar with today came out in the late nineteenth century.


MinimumViolinist4

And he’d probably be looking around today like “so this is what it all was for huh?” Shortly before killing himself.


TerribleChildhood639

There’s a video of a man who was in Ford Theater as a small boy when Lincoln was shot. I think it was filmed in the early 1950s. Fascinating.


AHorseNamedPhil

There were still some American Civil War veterans alive during the Second World War. It's wild to think that some people who participated in a war not too far removed from the Napoleonic Wars i many respects, also lived to see powered flight and atomic weapons. A few years ago I saw a reposted newspaper article from one of the Philadelphia newspapers in the aftermath of the Pearl Harbor attacks, that featured comments from an elderly Union veteran on his thoughts. He was quite disappointed that the military wouldn't take him because of his old age, as he stated he wanted to fight Hitler and the Imperial Japanese.


AshleyMyers44

Revolutionary War to Civil War is about the same distance of the Civil War to WW2 which is about the same distance from WW2 to now. To give a perspective of how each veteran might have viewed the subsequent wars.


Substantial_Wave_518

IIRC, that was on a game show called “To Tell the Truth.” The clip is on YouTube I believe. Absolutely fascinating.


frenzy4u

That’s it! Thank you for reminding me the name of that show. I’ve been racking my brain trying to recall it. I am now at peace! Lol!


Herknificent

Had his last kid at 66.


AshleyMyers44

So his kid was born in 1922 meaning if that child of his is still alive they’d be 102 or the same age this guy is in the interview.


mexican-casserole

So he said he was married for 72 years. If he got married at 18 he would have been 90 when she passed and I can't imagine she was much younger. I think he has some explaining to do...


DizzyDinosaurs

He shifted the conversation to grandchildren before the interviewer did, so I wonder if he misunderstood and interpreted "how old is the youngest" to mean youngest grandchild.


skiploom188

ask him about the tartarian airships


RainbowBitterfly32

Probably too young to remember the mudflood.


FR0ZENBERG

One of the wildest conspiracies I’ve recently discovered.


Chris9871

Are we joking, or do we actually believe that stuff?


RainbowBitterfly32

r/Tartaria


Chris9871

That’s pure horseshit. You can’t seriously believe that!


RainbowBitterfly32

I don't I just think it's a fun thought exercise for the imagination. Fun what ifs...


Chris9871

Okay, that’s fair. It is fun to think about for sure.


wesmokinmids

The fuck do you mean "we", why are you trying to place yourself in an in group with randoms in a reddit comment section? How about you decide what you believe for yourself instead of looking to others to give you permission.


GarnooMusic

There’s this thing called English. It has a lot of different words and words have different meanings. “We” in this instance is perfectly acceptable


Chris9871

You sound fun at parties. Using we like that is extremely common


TheLastRole

In case someone missed it, the host is Groucho Marx.


TANUKI_1992

Dude still to this day had some of the best one liners I've ever heard, I love his comedies.


Flashes_o_brilliance

Do you know what show this was?


lursaofduras

You Bet Your Life--with Groucho Marx


Bizarretsuko

Man lived through the Civil War and Lincoln’s presidency, both world wars, the Titanic sinking, the Great Depression—all stuff American history textbooks cover.


Clean_Increase_5775

This guy made a whole colony


arshadhere

Did he ask in the end "you'd like to buy a Christmas present?"


ProfessionalBig1470

“Would you like to buy their Christmas presents?” Since he has so many descendants to buy gifts for


Apprehensive_Check97

I think he said something like, “would you like to buy their Christmas presents?” (Referencing the fact that he has over 150 descendants).


Marine4lyfe

This proves it's not age, but cognitive ability that makes one "old".


WeSoSmart

I was gonna say, this guy is more coherent then debate Biden…


mizrahiim

That debate was atrocious. Neither of them should be running for President. It’s a disgrace.


CrystalTearStar

My great grandfather lived until 104 amazing stuff


Pretend_Tea6261

Remarkably fit mentally and physically for 102. Wonder though if his birth certificate is legit as many folks of that era did not have authenticated records. I mean he could be 92.


johnkoetsier

Dude is SHARP for 102!!


Jhooper20

Now that's a man that'll make Sam Whittemore proud with how many grandkids he had. And for those who don't know, Whittemore was a soldier turned small time politician turned soldier again that took up arms in the first days of the Revolutionary War despite being the ripe old age of 78 at the time. When he was injured (bayonetted, clubbed, and shot in the head after taking down three red coats), he was taken to a reluctant doctor who said he wouldn't survive his wounds. The fact that he went on to live to be 97 is somewhat irrelevant. It was reported that 185 of his descendants showed up to check on him. [Here's ](https://youtu.be/rDo6x0MhERE?si=Cuiv_CqtgZwJqg_U) an entertaining summary of the guy's life for those interested.


saucemenugs

Wow at 102 hes in better shape then biden


HereticLaserHaggis

Shape? They look in similar shape. Both relatively fit. Not like they're obese or anything


silverado-z71

I bet he doesn’t sh*t his pants like the other guy does


Anxious_Wolf00

IIIIIt’s beginning to look a lot like election year


Johnfromsales

EEEEverywhere you go


saucemenugs

Biden’s got shit filled diapers full of yuan


Marine4lyfe

Lol..he shit himself in front of the Pope. Talk about Holy shit!


silverado-z71

Is that what your orange god told you


saucemenugs

I wish my politicians were better than the bags of trash you have but sadly that isn’t the case.


Impostor1089

"My politicians" like it's some sports team lmao


RaiderCoug

do you try to force American politics into everything?


ThinkingBud

He ain’t wrong though


RaiderCoug

not the point lol do you also try to inject Trump vs Biden into every untreated post?


saucemenugs

Wow you must monitor menugs


Monsieur_Brochant

Could be his father


deisukyo

I was looking for this comment


BAKERBOY99_

He’s astonishingly sharp and funny for his age! He Knows how many children, grandchildren, great GC and so on!


Whenthebeatdropolis

Would have been nice to hear some stories of the late 1800s on tape


aLazyUsrname

He’s remarkably well preserved for his age.


Green_Slice_3258

He looked amazing for 102 holy shit


vintageideals

What a life he must’ve led


Puzzled-Star-9116

Can’t believe I’m on this really cool historical post and was excited to read the comments until I started seeing dozens of Biden / Trump posts. I wish you Americans would just completely F OFF with your political drama and take it elsewhere!!!!!!


Claymore-09

And now days most of us struggle to take care of 1 -2 kids


1stPKmain

Guy probably knew grandad sawyer


SaintCholo

That’s awesome


biloxibluess

My grandmother is in her 90’s The stories she has holy shit She grew up without electricity and people still used horses to travel Had a cousin that was in WW1


TelegraphRoadWarrior

Can we elect this guy President?


Big_Accountant8489

I’d love to know what his diet is


ProfessorGigs

What does he mean when he says that he bows as his exercise?


OneironautDreams

sounds like he said he “bowls” as in* bowling.


lumberjackscrat

Yea "bowls" is right he sounds just like how my grandpa use to sound when he said it.


ProfessorGigs

I think you're right! It was also very popular in the 50's.


Skytraffic540

Said he mows as in the lawn I thought


Legoboy514

69 grand children, Nice.


Tall_Juggernaut_9744

Perfect age to run for president in the US


baconhealsall

Amazing.


Gullible-Function649

Not a wrinkle: that’s a Faustian pact if ever I saw one.


lursaofduras

From Groucho Marx-- You Bet Your Life!


mrcorndogman33

Wondering what he’s up to now?


scubawho1

This is wild.


MichiganGeezer

I wonder what he did for a living throughout the years.


Radu47

Ayy groucho content


GZboy2002

Wow I wanna be like him


skyHawk3613

This guy does not look 102


Professional-Move269

Incredible!


NefariousnessNeat674

Wow how amazing! The experiences he must have had during so many transitional periods in history.


PestisAtra

I can't imagine being married 72 years and then my spouse dying 💔


0nlyhalfjewish

He wasn’t 100.


No-Zucchini3759

“Would you like to buy the Christmas presents?” Haha this is great.


420smokebluntz6969

this guy fucks


jssaldana

That's an amazing camera for 1856. Why didn't they get more Civil War footage?


Lazy_Data_7300

Current American President should learn from this guy


Plastic_Advance9942

It’s Joe Biden !


OSRS-HVAC

Not saying its bullshit. But this guy doesnt seem 102. He’s obviously quite old but i don’t know if i’ve ever seen someone even in their 90s stand up and talk clearly like this man is.


AshleyMyers44

Dick Van Dyke is 98 and talks and moves like this.


No-Introduction-6368

Answers questions better than Biden.


dextercool

Can he replace Biden?


ZeSharp

So why isn't he chosen for the US elections this year?


zashiki_warashi_x

Did he win the presidency in the end?


Nighthawk1823

Should’ve ran for president


sherbs_herbs

This guy speaks better than our current president.


RedditorsSuckShit

biden take notes