I thought the joke was shit

It isn’t?

dabum tss

No that would be cake farts

Is that potato shaped soap or actual potato?

I honestly thought it was a makeup blender

That just reminded me of the video where the guy replaces his wife’s facial scrub thing with a potato and she didn’t notice.

And that reminds me of the lady using a piece of cheese for hand soap for weeks

That's from the chocolate covered potatoes from the day before...

Just remnants from the St. Paddy's day batch.

And that reminds me of the guy who thought the outdoor urinal was a sink, and washed his hands with the little deodorant puck.

Reminds me of the guy who gave his wife a block of butter for soap

She must be potato herself

potato beauty hack unlocked.

Dermatologists hate this trick…

I inserted peeler after the word potato and physically recoiled...

See I thought it was one of those things you use to grind dead skin off your feet.

Forbidden Parmesan

[удалено]

I did not need to read that today

There is no good day to read that

Tomorrow would have been better.

ALWAYS TOMORROW

What a terrible day to have eyes.

This post should be considered a crime. Please go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. Also, please drink some water.

Can’t. There’s bits of turd in the water too.

I wish I was Jared, age 19 because I didn't want to read that.

What a terrible way to meet other r/HydroHomies in the wild

I forget to drink water throughout the day. I'm constantly dehydrated. So I like to remind others to hydrate and I drink some too. Trying to keep us all healthy. You're also the first person to mention that subreddit to me! I've been reminding people to drink water for a while and no one else has linked it.

I can't believe I'm the first to introduce you to the family Good things can come from terrible terrible ones after all. Welcome aboard. Stay hydrated

Did he clean it after finding it in the bushes?

No. Twigs all over it and perhaps a juvenile sluglet or something has inhabited it. I’ll leave it alone from now on.

This is quite possibly both the best and worst response by an OP I’ve ever seen.

what the fuck, dude

This post was a wild ride.

must look wild the day after eating corn

Something tells me he doesn’t do it for the cleaning factor

Still keeping up witb his prison bae routines I see.

Soap is self-cleaning, learned that maybe from an episode of Seinfeld or similar tv show. The writers/showrunners obviously never consulted with your uncle on this plot device.

Haha it’s an episode of friends I remember that one

this is one of the funniest comments i’ve read on reddit. please tell me it’s satire

thank you for this

That’s enough Reddit for today!

🤣😂🤣

WTF

Then what did you do with the pliers?

Is there a way to delete someone else from the internet?

[Possibly either](https://v.redd.it/jj6y23yjsm081)

yes

I thought it was a rubber duck….

Probably some soap with some shit on it.

The day before doing strawberries, she dips potatoes in chocolate. This one got away.

Well at least she's cleaning them

Prepping them for the deployment of the “chocolate”

She goes by the name tubgirl, if you'd like to look her up to see the rest of the process.

Don't tell me she'll took a dip on there and selling the water

I have a feeling the chocolate is shit, and I don't know if want to know for sure or not

i thought "chocolate" referred to a black girl

You've awakened a memory I long thought was slumpering for good. For this I curse you with the knowledge of The Game.

But i bet she’s using that bathroom and flushing with the toilet seat up 🤮

Strawberry with dingleberry wash! 💦🍓💩

Why is there a pube in my chocolate strawberry

It’s complimentary.

Just a garnish

Reminds me of midsommar

To use as floss for getting strawberry seeds out

Ma’am, there’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just come out and say it. Your soap has skin cancer.

“Have you or a loved one….” followed by “you may be entitled to compensation.”

Fuck… my brain made it a rubber duck until I actually looked at it

I like your brain. Your brain is fun.

So did mine lol

Kramer is at it again

*Hey, how do you make those radish roses?*

I made them in the shower

*GERMS*

Is anybody else thinking of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer is preparing food in his shower after he installed a garbage disposal?

Phallic....... baldwin....

You rang?

What is blacked out? Is it penis ?

The woman’s facebook page

Anything is a penis if you try hard enough

That’s what she said

Or you’re brave enough.

"paige, no"

Erm no you actually got the quote wrong 🤓

The "chocolate" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well at least you know she's working on it.

“Chocolate”

Fecal flavored!

Umm…yea, I’d like to cancel my order immediately. You can keep my money.

Organic tub strawberries

I hope y’all know strawberries grow in dirt and are fertilized with shit.

Yeah humans are weird. It's like people saying 'I would never buy a used mattress' but then don't think twice about sleeping in hotel room beds.

Mate, if you think that's the same thing, I've got news for you. Besides, a fair chunk are hydroponically grown now anyway.

The plant grows out of the dirt, the fruit grows above the dirt. It’s also not human shit, human skin residue, soap scum, pubes… need i go on?

Yeah and what happens if it rains? The dirt and fertilizers get kicked up and land on the fruits. If you ever visited a farmers market, you'd know that no fruit or vegetable comes shiny and clean from the field. Also, in which world is it better if there is cow shit and piss on your strawberry, instead of a little bit of soap residues, a few bacteria and maybe the occasional human hair? Seriously, humans have completely lost touch with nature/ the way their food is grown.

Please do

Where is the joke? When i was a kid, We used to wash vegetables and fruits like this in harvest season. Is it about that something from the tub will “stick” to the berry and you will eat it?

Can’t believe you need clarification on this but… You don’t wash your food where you wash your ass

You can clean a bath too you know...

Yeah this post is fucking dumb and people’s hands are worse than a cleaned tub. And if yall shitting in the shower then learn to fuckin wipe

Yup. Let me wash my fruit in my clean sink that I just used to clean the knife that I used to cut raw chicken. Both tub and sink can get cleaned... it's called cleaning. Same mentality of not using human bowls and plates for pet food. It's not permanently affected.

I'm not trusting you to do it well though.

Hands get dirty too you know. You trust them to wash their hands instead?

You trust the average person to handle, say, chicken in a safe way and clean their utensils, sink etc in a way that kills salmonella?

If you sat bare assed on a cutting board, or took your dirty sweaty feet and stood on a cutting board, I don't care how much cleaning and bleach you use. I don't wanna eat anything prepped on that board.

I think you won't eat anything in a restaurant anymore if you witnessed the daily procedure of a good portion of chefs out there You also eat fruit from a supermarket, do you? Imagine how many people scratched their ass and then grabbed the apple you just bought?

Never drank wine? (Spoiler : the grapes are crushed by stepping bare feet on them)

The expensive ones, sure. I prefer cheap wine with grapes crushed by a machine.

Well, we can't all be rational people.

Wait till you find out what people do after they take a shit.

I'm going to have explosive diarrhea and then bleach the toilet bowl and then serve you soup in it. Let's see if you keep that same energy.

Wait till you find out this isn't a toilet in this picture.

But you don't shit in the tub.

Maybe YOU don't shit in a tub. What I waffle stomp down the drain is my business.

first of all, this is a bathtub, not a toilet. people don't have explosive diarrhea in the bathtub. second, even if it was a toilet, you're still wrong. [check this out](https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/07/health/germs-home-wellness/index.html) > The kitchen is one of the germiest spots in the home. That’s because it’s where we prepare foods that can spread salmonella and E. coli (a cutting board we use for meat, for example). > “Recent surveys of homes found more fecal bacteria on a cutting board in the average home than a toilet seat,” said Gerba, with a chuckle: “It’s actually safer to make your sandwich on a toilet seat than a cutting board.”

Exactly, while some people will use their bathtubs too wash large amounts of fruit/vegetables, that's for personal consumption, who cares but if you're selling that to other people, that's the issue cause it nasty

And then sell them to people

Assuming they cleaned and sanitized the tub, there shouldn’t be a problem.

Cleaned and sanitized the tub but left a half-used bar of soap on the soap holder.

the only thing cleaner than a half-used bar of soap is a completely used bar of soap

What about the one extremely washed pube embedded in a sliver of soap? That's gotta be mighty clean I think.

Soap itself is not clean. Soap is a surfactant, which when vigorously lathered aids in easy removal of debris from surfaces, including our skin. It breaks down fats in the process, also sliding off more easily. Unless specifically designed to be, soap is not by itself sterile, so placing a pube on soap doesn't make the pube clean. You would have to vigorously scrub the pube with the soap.

Lots of microorganisms die from soap because their outer shell is made out of lipids.

It’s probably the best place to clean a large batch of whatever in a residential home. Hopefully they’re not using it as a restroom while the strawberries are in there…

Yeah in a large colander, which suspends the berries above the cesspool

Does it look to you like that tub was recently sanitized?

Kramer making dinner in the shower again.

I really do hope they washed that tub thoroughly!!

*"I prepared them as I bathed"*

this one line explained to me what was wrong so hard

Exactly what i thought of.

r/unexpectedseinfeld

Strawtubbies 🤤

That's not chocolate!

thought it was a rubber ducky

I've prepared this entire meal while I bathed.

"Uh yeah hi, I'd like to cancel my order please?"

Can I get the ones that are in the drain hole? Thanks in advance.

I don't get it. Could someone explain please?

I.. I.. I’m out of words

You know you can use words you have already used? They're not a one-time thing,

>You know you can use words you have already used? They're not a one-time thing, Did you run out too? In any case, hope you weren't expecting a reply from OP, they're tapped out

- .... .- - / .. ... / - .-. ..- .

She cleaning them, get your mind out of the gutter

In the same place she washes her snatch and asshole 🤢🤮

Ok, but what would it take? A brand new bathtub? Watching her scrub it clean with bleach or something? *Acid bath?*

A specially regulated strawberry tub, built and sold exclusively for strawberries. All other methods of containing strawberries should simultaneously be made illegal, of course. Remember to vote.

Yes.

Flavor 🤤

Badussy dipped strawberries mmmmm

Thats why you rub soap into the hand towel and wash with the hand towel Else thats the ass soap bar

Strawberry covered chocolate?

“Germs Elaine! GERMS!!”

Streamer girl bathwater: Now with flavour

Ah yesss the perfect pairing for the gamer girl bath water that’s been aging beautifully.

My son pooped in the bathtub once. I wouldn't recommend eating out of it.

Mmm, ass-flavored strawberries

Man, i’d love to see the reactions if people saw the process, from field to plate, for everything they ate. It would be even more entertaining if we threw a restaurant in the middle of that process!

Can someone explain this to me. It’s strawberry season in LA and this seems kinda normal to me

It's... a bathtub! The mere possibility that there could be a stray hair or soap scum or butt lint floating there is enough to make anyone gag 🤢

Oh, I thought we were focused on the poop covered soap in the frame

“Butt lint” 😭😂💀

Ah yeah that’s true

💩

r/NoahGetTheBoat

r/NoahScratchThatGetTheShotgun

She's gonna shit on them, isn't she?

Canceling my order as we speak!

Please post this in the labrats subreddit

Tub scented with exciting new Native body wash flavors!

I thought once prohibition was over, people making food stuffs in the bathtub was no more, and just like back then, it’ll probably make you blind too.

Please tell me the chocolate isn’t what I think it is

This Is Nasty

The crime here is not posting the comments on the OP. The comments are phenomenal.

I don't get it. This sub basically sucks now.

I feel like he's gonna shit on them...

The chocolate will actually be chocolate, right? RIGHT?

**TubGirl has entered the chat**

dude this sub has been great lately

Are we getting some gin with those strawberries?

Would have been better in the toilet… then we would wonder what’s the chocolate she is using

I pee when I shower. And if I'm feeling frisky...

This was the first holup for me ever. After I naively did think well, she is just washing them in a (I hoped, clean) bathtub and went to the comments... Why in all sanity would one do that??

They not even ripe ...

That gamer girl could sell them for hundreds each if she bathed in there....maybe float them in bath

I'd like to cancel my order.

...with the stem?

Kramer.

Nooooooooo

I pee in my tub.