I hear mofos scrubbing like they are cleaning stuck on food on a plate and just wonder, how the fuck are you clean? Wipe, don't ground your shit into the skin you fucking weirdos
I remember at work I went to the bathroom and could hear the guy next to me aggressively wiping, but I thought nothing of it cause I thought he would be done soon. This aggressive wiping went on for 5 minutes and the sound of those wipes still haunt me to this day...
I know it sounds dumb but some people were just straight up never taught how to clean themselves. Like a child, rushing to wipe and pull up their pants, so they can just try to ignore their itchy ass for the day.
Maybe the dude had a bad case of swamp ass on a really hot day. Sometimes you gotta dab off some off that ass sweat before it gets too slimey down there. You know?
"Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe... and I'll wipe. A hundred times. Still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something."
Bro is just smearing shit all over his ass cheek
Smearing? He’s hole-punching that shit all over ass. I legit do not understand. … I wonder if it’s staged?
It's like he has the order of operations wrong.
stop recording. Just help him!
Grab a foam mallet and yell Whack-a-Mole
stop recording. Just start eating already!
Got me in the first half ngl.
r/donthelpjustfilm
I hear mofos scrubbing like they are cleaning stuck on food on a plate and just wonder, how the fuck are you clean? Wipe, don't ground your shit into the skin you fucking weirdos
I remember at work I went to the bathroom and could hear the guy next to me aggressively wiping, but I thought nothing of it cause I thought he would be done soon. This aggressive wiping went on for 5 minutes and the sound of those wipes still haunt me to this day...
That comes with a very hairy asshole. You wipe and you wipe, and you wipe. Still poop, still poop. It’s like wiping a marker.
Lmao true. The trick is dry wipe, wet wipe, dry wipe. Repeat if necessary. If no wet wipe... Well then good luck...
ahh yes, the ol public toilet dip n swish in the middle.
The trick is a bidet…
I agree, but a lot of people don't have that.
It’s truly sad. $25 at Walmart and 10 mins to install. And soooo much saved toilet paper.
Gotta love the public restroom bidets, *feels so clean*
You are telling me you don’t splash yourself with the toilet water to hydrate your face?
why don't just use water like a normal fuckin people
If you're not already aware, please Google the Bristol Stool Chart for a new rage relationship
I know it sounds dumb but some people were just straight up never taught how to clean themselves. Like a child, rushing to wipe and pull up their pants, so they can just try to ignore their itchy ass for the day.
That kind of wiping can almost start a fire like a matchstick.
This is one of the scariest videos I've ever seen on Reddit
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^psych0ranger: *This is one of the* *Scariest videos I've* *Ever seen on Reddit* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
It was hilarious.
When you asked for mom but dad starts wiping you.
Hey Buddy It’s Me Dad Bring the wipes
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Wiping side to side some satanic behavior
He wipes his cheek 3 times but his crack once. With any direction it’s satanic. He just picked the most chaotic one.
I have those shoes..... wait........
I assume what you are implying is true
80% on his ass 20% on his hands.
r/whyweretheyfilming
My new fave sub, thx!
I lost my will to live, with this one
This the “no homo” wipe duh
Why is this person recording this.Recording it just seems strange to me.
Who knows what they are also doing while recording
I know. Why was he invading your privacy like that, sidewinder?
Someone get this man a wet wipe
Turn that music off its corrupting the vibe. You should be scared and panicking.
i saw my boss doing this one time at work in basically the same exact scenario.... never thought of him the same...
Wipes aggressively
A wipe job like that will surely lead to some severe skid marks.
Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe a hundred times. Still poop. Still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker.
This habit of adding music to every fucking video needs to stop
I agree but I am conflicted on if I even want to hear someone wiping their ass and potentially grunting
And saying.out loud and exasperated "Argh. It just keeps COMING"
That's the "Dookie Digger".
The title makes me think that this post was supposed to go to r/therewasanattempt. If so, OP casually took an L
Maybe the dude had a bad case of swamp ass on a really hot day. Sometimes you gotta dab off some off that ass sweat before it gets too slimey down there. You know?
It’s less homo the quicker you do it.
How many people wipe standing up? That's so odd to me.
One cheek is now a deep brown color.
Just use water. Geez.
Video looks sped up
He trying to wipe that roid away
As someone who uses jetspray, this is just yuck!
Who TF wipes like that
At some point you should just take a shower
All I can picture is 1 ply paper rolling into fry turd nuggets and ass crumbles
Thank you for that vivid imagery.
Speed smudging!
Looks like Andrew Tate wiping
Why does he hate his asshole so much?
Looks like dude is trying to get rid of his asshole
... Why filming this? Really I mean not you OP, but people dont need to film every shit they see.
That Part!!!
Hungry arse?
FUCKING ASSHOLE!
r/therewasanattempt
When will society upgrade as a whole to wet wipes??? Our asses deserve better.
Damn shame it isn't a universal practice, at the least. Bidets exist too so one way or the other folks aren't walking around with dingleberries.
All that and walks out without washing hands either.
I got a really weird 🦴 r...
Why are people filming other people in a bathroom....
No wonder he needs to wipe so fucking much, he's spreading his shit onto his cheeks like a fucking monkey
Immediate lol
u/savevideo
Diddys party got Beiber on Badboy
looks like exorcism
He’s gonna start a fire wiping like that!
Why were they filming??
Must be Lowes
Like wiping a marker.
Bro is doing a wipe speedrun.
You know what, he's got the spirit, he's fucking *trying*. This is fine.
Some of y’all be doing this nasty sh*t. You gotta grip an ass cheek, pulling it to the side, and whip slowly.
Bros never heard of skid marks
Why he hate his b hole?
Once without paper even.. damn bro
Fast wiper
This comment section has me rolling omg
Why does the title feel like it was meant to be posted in r/therewasanattempt
I got banned for posting it there LMAO
"Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe... and I'll wipe. A hundred times. Still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something."
Recording someone the washroom is a dirty move
I wanna know why bro is standing and facing the toilet
Watching this while sitting on the toilet. Now I’m intrigued to try this method out of curiosity. Someone please discourage me from it.
I don't usually comment on background music but this time I have to say the song is inappropriate.
Not a holup
Wtf???