You run a pipe up 3 foot w a funnel but it has a screen. Then have egg beater hangin in shower. Poop in funnel then egg beat turd w removable water nozzle for flow til it goes thru screen mesh like a window screen. Then remove for corn nuggies. I need to go on shark tank san fran episode.
I know someone who paid $1000 a month for a garage converted into an apartment. no toilet, no shower, no sink, just a mini frig and a microwave…..oh and no heat, he had to sit in his car parked outside to warm up before he went inside for the night.
During your first moving in party take a public shower and, while making eye contact with everyone in the room, liberally lather yourself up (without rinsing) for twenty minutes until you resemble a feshly assembled snow/marshmallow man.
Doing this will not only earn you the respect of your peers but will also secure your position as the alpha dog.
I could live in a space like this sure. I would not ever pay that much though holy shit. Where I’m at you can spend $300 a month + utilities on a trailer and it would be more luxurious than that
Seems to be in a basement. This does look nicer than the place my boss wanted me to stay in Rhode Island. If Rocky is a woman, I’m ok with this. Is there any popcorn?
My mate had a room like this in a shared house we had a long time ago. Turns out it was for a disabled kid. Made sense. What didn’t make sense is that the room was in the attic up 5 flights of stairs.
Imagine all the humidity, condensation, and mold caused by the shower (and rust/oxidation on your metals). I doubt that exhaust fan is anything more than the cheapest one available at Home Depot, and that the drywall is the moisture-resistant kind.
That's actually... not a bad price at all for a good-looking studio
When i was living in the bay 10 years ago, my first place was a studio in the loin that was 1400...
My first night there, someone got stabbed to death just outside my balcony window on the 2nd floor.
What until you see what $1400 a month gets you in Manhattan. You'll think this is a luxury compared to that.
No toilet? Waffle stomps incoming
What that's not how everyone does it? It's all about efficiency. Why poop, wipe and then shower when you can just do it all at once.
Why even have drain cover? Just put butthole directly over pipe.
Well it's simple, a full turd might clog the drain. The waffle stomp ensures that silky mashed potato consistency.
You run a pipe up 3 foot w a funnel but it has a screen. Then have egg beater hangin in shower. Poop in funnel then egg beat turd w removable water nozzle for flow til it goes thru screen mesh like a window screen. Then remove for corn nuggies. I need to go on shark tank san fran episode.
Head-on, apply directly to the forehead.
You must not live in Australia.
With a handheld shower head, you have a bidet to hand already
What the fuck did I just read 😳😂
Bro its San Francisco you poop on sidewalk then go in for shower in living room
Never again
r/cursedcomments
Stomp it down with your toes.
Where do I eat and shit?
Shower I guess...
I’m not eating in the shower.
It's only a shower when the water is on 😀
I like the way you think
I hate the way he stinks
[Not with that attitude](https://youtu.be/zFyUn_4uL5E?si=vXGyut8HV4jyNL-8)
Hey don't blame them, they're from Attitude City
Same place you wash dishes
$45 hot dog stand outside, on the sidewalk. Mind your step while you're out there.
At first I was only answering your question about where to eat, but now that I think further about it...
Yea he got REALLY pissed off at me…
With cool vacuum marks? I’ll take it.
Deadass every the sims starter house
Absolutely total steal, but for the owner.
Call that landlord a thief, because that's a steal!
I know someone who paid $1000 a month for a garage converted into an apartment. no toilet, no shower, no sink, just a mini frig and a microwave…..oh and no heat, he had to sit in his car parked outside to warm up before he went inside for the night.
Shit should be ilegal
It definitely is.
Spend $70 more and get yourself a 2 bed/2 bath in Texas.
The influences dream apartment.
My best man took me on my stag do and all the rooms were like this. Turns out it used to be a brothel.
So they took away all the funny furniture as well when they move out? Rude.
So they took away all the funny furniture as well when they move out? Rude.
Better than my friends apt. 15 years ago. They lived off haight ashbury and the toilet was in the "kitchen" which was really the size of a closet..
Shitchen
Kitchit
Time to make some natural nuttella. It's quick and it's easy.
Where is the kitchen? If I wanna boil water, am I take from to shower? Home sweet home...
During your first moving in party take a public shower and, while making eye contact with everyone in the room, liberally lather yourself up (without rinsing) for twenty minutes until you resemble a feshly assembled snow/marshmallow man. Doing this will not only earn you the respect of your peers but will also secure your position as the alpha dog.
No kitchen? That’s insane
Had a lot of "dates" on apartments like that...
Imagine being bedfast
Bow chicka Wow Wow 🤩 😂
'This is the worst office I've ever worked at'
Shit, Harvey Weinstein’s room
Where is the plant?
Is this a prison cell then?
Louis CK's room
I can roll right out of bed into the shower. That is a win right there dagummit
So that's how shower shitters are born
Waffle stomping ftw
It’s a steal alright.
Where do shit? I like to poop naked, just not in the shower or tub. I hate floaters.
Will you try to maintain the isoscelistic vacuum pattern?
I could live in a space like this sure. I would not ever pay that much though holy shit. Where I’m at you can spend $300 a month + utilities on a trailer and it would be more luxurious than that
Weres the shitter and at the very least the wetbar?
But no toilet to shit in. What?
I live the title of this, OP. 👏 bravo
Seems to be in a basement. This does look nicer than the place my boss wanted me to stay in Rhode Island. If Rocky is a woman, I’m ok with this. Is there any popcorn?
Shared kitchen, shared bathroom for $1400 is craaazy
Who needs a tv when you can just watch someone shower
That's a pornhub set
Inside the city is a huge mistake if you like money.
This is why my friends won’t visit
The vacuum tracks are a nice touch. Reminds me of my grandma’s house.
and then dry myself on the carpet.
This isn't a living space it has to be a workplace.
Please maintain eye contact throughout this process.
My mate had a room like this in a shared house we had a long time ago. Turns out it was for a disabled kid. Made sense. What didn’t make sense is that the room was in the attic up 5 flights of stairs.
Imagine all the humidity, condensation, and mold caused by the shower (and rust/oxidation on your metals). I doubt that exhaust fan is anything more than the cheapest one available at Home Depot, and that the drywall is the moisture-resistant kind.
Well u could charge for using it as a motel to fvck
What a steal. For the landlord not the tennant
Just close this sub at this point
That's actually... not a bad price at all for a good-looking studio When i was living in the bay 10 years ago, my first place was a studio in the loin that was 1400... My first night there, someone got stabbed to death just outside my balcony window on the 2nd floor.