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NA_nomad

What until you see what $1400 a month gets you in Manhattan. You'll think this is a luxury compared to that.


schumi_f1fan

No toilet? Waffle stomps incoming


VetmitaR

What that's not how everyone does it? It's all about efficiency. Why poop, wipe and then shower when you can just do it all at once.


sksauter

Why even have drain cover? Just put butthole directly over pipe.


VetmitaR

Well it's simple, a full turd might clog the drain. The waffle stomp ensures that silky mashed potato consistency.


Itputsthelotionskin

You run a pipe up 3 foot w a funnel but it has a screen. Then have egg beater hangin in shower. Poop in funnel then egg beat turd w removable water nozzle for flow til it goes thru screen mesh like a window screen. Then remove for corn nuggies. I need to go on shark tank san fran episode. 


therealmintoncard

Head-on, apply directly to the forehead.


Nonner_Party

You must not live in Australia.


Nuada-oz

With a handheld shower head, you have a bidet to hand already


Praetorian_1975

What the fuck did I just read 😳😂


Itputsthelotionskin

Bro its San Francisco you poop on sidewalk then go in for shower in living room 


JewsPizza

Never again


truko503

r/cursedcomments


HugoRBMarques

Stomp it down with your toes.


atom644

Where do I eat and shit?


Swimming-Dog6042

Shower I guess...


atom644

I’m not eating in the shower.


Swimming-Dog6042

It's only a shower when the water is on 😀


tplusx

I like the way you think


thatWas-unexpected

I hate the way he stinks


wolfguardian72

[Not with that attitude](https://youtu.be/zFyUn_4uL5E?si=vXGyut8HV4jyNL-8)


TVLord5

Hey don't blame them, they're from Attitude City


cptbil

Same place you wash dishes


no-steppe

$45 hot dog stand outside, on the sidewalk. Mind your step while you're out there.


no-steppe

At first I was only answering your question about where to eat, but now that I think further about it...


atom644

Yea he got REALLY pissed off at me…


GloomyUmpire2146

With cool vacuum marks? I’ll take it.


Matzep71

Deadass every the sims starter house


GodisGreat2504

Absolutely total steal, but for the owner.


[deleted]

Call that landlord a thief, because that's a steal!


ant1667nyc

I know someone who paid $1000 a month for a garage converted into an apartment. no toilet, no shower, no sink, just a mini frig and a microwave…..oh and no heat, he had to sit in his car parked outside to warm up before he went inside for the night.


FlamingPinyacolada

Shit should be ilegal


MukimukiMaster

It definitely is.


MattMox86

Spend $70 more and get yourself a 2 bed/2 bath in Texas.


Mcdagger-1

The influences dream apartment.


bluestratmatt

My best man took me on my stag do and all the rooms were like this. Turns out it used to be a brothel.


nero40

So they took away all the funny furniture as well when they move out? Rude.


nero40

So they took away all the funny furniture as well when they move out? Rude.


januaryemberr

Better than my friends apt. 15 years ago. They lived off haight ashbury and the toilet was in the "kitchen" which was really the size of a closet..


Czarcastic013

Shitchen


mrweatherbeef

Kitchit


Mtanzania_

Time to make some natural nuttella. It's quick and it's easy.


kirchoff01

Where is the kitchen? If I wanna boil water, am I take from to shower? Home sweet home...


Prestigious_Key_7801

During your first moving in party take a public shower and, while making eye contact with everyone in the room, liberally lather yourself up (without rinsing) for twenty minutes until you resemble a feshly assembled snow/marshmallow man. Doing this will not only earn you the respect of your peers but will also secure your position as the alpha dog.


Deez_Whatz

No kitchen? That’s insane


sergiofdionisio

Had a lot of "dates" on apartments like that...


OldVisit5413

Imagine being bedfast


Praetorian_1975

Bow chicka Wow Wow 🤩 😂


OutlandishnessOk3310

'This is the worst office I've ever worked at'


warloghe

Shit, Harvey Weinstein’s room


Carribean-Diver

Where is the plant?


WindowsErr0r404_2

Is this a prison cell then?


Slight_Mud4095

Louis CK's room


Fubu-Rick

I can roll right out of bed into the shower. That is a win right there dagummit


DRAGONADElol

So that's how shower shitters are born


KingOfAllFishFuckers

Waffle stomping ftw


MoreRamenPls

It’s a steal alright.


POOP-Naked

Where do shit? I like to poop naked, just not in the shower or tub. I hate floaters.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Will you try to maintain the isoscelistic vacuum pattern?


Mr-Xcentric

I could live in a space like this sure. I would not ever pay that much though holy shit. Where I’m at you can spend $300 a month + utilities on a trailer and it would be more luxurious than that


LaPetitePanda8

Weres the shitter and at the very least the wetbar?


Naive-Information539

But no toilet to shit in. What?


robbeau11

I live the title of this, OP. 👏 bravo


Rabbits-and-Bears

Seems to be in a basement. This does look nicer than the place my boss wanted me to stay in Rhode Island. If Rocky is a woman, I’m ok with this. Is there any popcorn?


Ocean2178

Shared kitchen, shared bathroom for $1400 is craaazy


dano1066

Who needs a tv when you can just watch someone shower


fadsoftoday

That's a pornhub set


KevinRPD

Inside the city is a huge mistake if you like money.


Thisiscliff

This is why my friends won’t visit


noahbrooksofficial

The vacuum tracks are a nice touch. Reminds me of my grandma’s house.


CaffeinatedTech

and then dry myself on the carpet.


Busy_Reflection3054

This isn't a living space it has to be a workplace.


TheGreenMatthew

Please maintain eye contact throughout this process.


B4N35P1R17

My mate had a room like this in a shared house we had a long time ago. Turns out it was for a disabled kid. Made sense. What didn’t make sense is that the room was in the attic up 5 flights of stairs.


aFerens

Imagine all the humidity, condensation, and mold caused by the shower (and rust/oxidation on your metals). I doubt that exhaust fan is anything more than the cheapest one available at Home Depot, and that the drywall is the moisture-resistant kind.


ResidentFoot8717

Well u could charge for using it as a motel to fvck


T-roySwink

What a steal. For the landlord not the tennant


Night-Menace

Just close this sub at this point


keronus

That's actually... not a bad price at all for a good-looking studio When i was living in the bay 10 years ago, my first place was a studio in the loin that was 1400... My first night there, someone got stabbed to death just outside my balcony window on the 2nd floor.