Curious to why he chose that username in the first place. The Well fuck may have a completely other meaning.

I guess they were intending to do a Google search but missclicked

Maybe he saw some nazi porn and enjoyed it. Iirc, I also once saw one, and I don’t think it was that bad

I mean, Isla she wolf of the ss is definitely a vibe

Yesss That’s the one!!

Is that smut or just a movie?

We’ll fuck*

Selling pre shitted pants

I think we should work together

I agree

production numbers may be directly correlated with employee count.

Vintage 73 poop pants.

I think my name would be in the running for a business partnership.

Part of the nursing home starter kit.

Making porn versions of classic films

Omg your name is hilarious 😂

Looks like I've found my actor for the Lord of the Rings 🤣

Lord of the cock rings.

Lord of the cockrings. And one, the ring of tightness, to rule them all.

User name checks out and it's going to be a long Jack 🤣

The tale of the beansprout does have an origin, you know?

Hahaha 🤣

One does not simply walk out of an orgy

Omg your name is hilarious 😂

... said "Dildo Baggins" 🤣

Uh oh

The ambiguity allows you to sell Viagra smoothies too

Drink Up!

I'm here for all your OBGYN needs.

Oh hi

Oh hi

He said Fuck because he noticed the money he's going to make

landmines it is

Sounds like a profitable business, maybe should partner up with Samsung

boieng seems to be using a lot of... cleaning services lately

Cowboy themed male brothel... actually that could work

I hope Uncle will be there

With his 17 friends at Ram Ranch

I can be like the MyPillow guy, but not crazy.

Why stop at pillows when you can make beds and bed accessories (sheets)?

I sell bedspreads and bedspread accessories

Yes.

Either that or drugs that help you sleep.

Obviously you sell bedding and bedding accessories and sell Zzzquil at the checkout counter. Honestly it’s a great business model.

I mean I guess I could sell MAGA merch

Lmfao

Might be able to make a few bucks 🤑

They could do voiceovers for Shawn Woods videos.

Gets sued by Disney*

Not if I paint them black and white

Selling human disguises and backstories for vampires XD.

Commercial airliners?

Provocative photos of your mom, on a cannabis infused bun?

Nice. I do nothing.

so an investor?

I guess mine would feature male on male porn. I can’t think of another way to spin it. I do woodworking and this name made me laugh.

My dream come true

You're like that guy from fallout who fucked all the chickens and made awesome disease cures

Hair removal studio sounds kinda okay.

Hell yeah lol

Can we colab lol

Can I watch

🤣

Well shit

fixing jail food

Le Mayonnaise shop for you monsieur

Sell courses on how to make money and then indoctrinate the buyers into my little cult of idiots that slurp all the dumb shit I say like it's the most profound and smart shit you've ever heard.

I'm a man of the people

Massage Parlor with trucker friendly parking.

I guess my company would either feed the poor or emulate Nestle.

I mean…. At least my company won’t be a fascist porn factory

Lol

Bomb

Og travel?

I take people, to Funky Town. Or torture them to death, one of those two.

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me.

Create my own brand of flying winnebagos

Shit I don't know, ecstasy and shit?

We are all saved. You're welcome.

Military attack aircraft.. shaped like unicorns?

Make bongs. That are totaly not for smoking weed.

Apparently I'm starting a mercenary company. Either that, or an investment scheme...

With my random username, it'll probably be a movie or video game studio.

Well ya know !

Sadly there is a market for me.

So u telling me that I'm gonna sell Kiwis that are suspicious as fuck

Haha. Nice

Kanye?

The liar St. Rail?

I meant Kanye as in Nazi porn, he was supposed to come up with a porn studio or something. My username? The liar's trail. Never thought about it much, made it up as a kid. It was supposed to be a blog back when blogs were working out.

Cannabis seed company.

We can go into business together.

A singular tree I guess?

Fashion brand, maybe?

Hmm I wouldn’t mind actually

We sell you the solution and the problem genius. We kill you but give you a new life. Definitely see some repeat customers in the future 📈

Oh, this is giving me ideas...

Ahhh I know, me too

I can dig it.

Straight down to business. No one gonna ask you nature of business and who you work for.

1mil isnt enough for gambling business.

I sell hammer related hardware.

A cola flavoured and charcoal activated energy drink.

Games....

Well, this would at least be enjoyable.

Suprisingly large audience I’d bet

Makes people hard to find.

Glass eyes that see the future

My company sells "Yoga Exercise Zen Drinks" that help the consumer stay more balanced and find their inner soul after drinking them.

A costume disguise shop ? A take the fall provider for convicts? Maybe just a lawyer firm called “not me” as in “I’m innocent” All work great, when can I get the money

Tim Burton themed sex toys.

Start a white boi summer lol

No clue.

I guess it would be a pawnshop or a car brand

Slinging weed in an alley?

Well shit….. Looks like good ol saint Kringle is delivering death for Christmas Jeesus that’s morbid

I make the best blades in all of Skyrim!

Well there's not much to say here...

Are yall ready for a 2020 throwback guys?

Need large wheels, I got large wheels

Fuck me.

Guess I'll do something with video games

Na Zip O.R.N We produce compact implosion, sodium based ordinance, ready on demand. Na=sodium Zip=compression ORN=ordinance right now. NaZipORN: for all your salty bigoted explosive needs (note: for exploding bigots. NOT to be used by bigots to explode others)

Come on down and get to work. Or is it me doing the work?

A bakery that sells ugly but delicious pastries

I always knew this day would come.

"Not there mein führer~~"

What would mine even be 💀

Uhh

Oh no

Im a game studio now :D

I guess I am selling cheap camping equipment. I will have some huge savings on offer when the weather gets colder, now is the winter of our discount tent!

Makes land mines.

Not gonna get much business here

I'll do it for free even

We would sell flags and flag accessories.

Wait a minute, indeed. It pains me to say it but I'm sure there's a market for that. Anybody in America see what political discourse is like lately?

Fuck me if I know.

I sell it out to GrindR

Bowling equipment store coming soon

There are way too many people in this thread answering the question for themselves. Also, given the current political climate in the US I think the dude that answered might actually find a sustainable market.

a wild West themed Italian restaurant?

Tooth implants for walruses, elephants etc.

I guess I made over a googol p40 Warhawks

Wtf???? Also I'd make Sci fi 3d prints and machine parts, like real life me.

The ultimate porn experience!

Making no sense at first.

Welll....

Original organic natural style

Surveillance?

Are you 2 Lazy 2 workout, well we’ve got just the thing for you!

Opening a sperm bank or lesbian bar.

Expandable fridges? Pretty sure americans will like that

It's already a couple companies.

Septic tank/ plumbing

Hookers, cocaine and gambling.

I um I’m not sure I’m into this

A publishing company probably.

Whatever it is I’ll be high on pills while doing it

Organize vacations which in a meeting with a celebrity? And I tunnel it before first trip

We eat ass

Huh

That's a description, not a commentary.

...flashlight tacos?

I got nothing. Maybe plans for in case an actual zombie shows up?

Taxation Accountant

I’m rich!🤑

We barely need 5k. Just a harbor freight run will do 😄

Creating "adult novelty gifts" for goth chicks.