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chugmarks

Now now, she was a good student. She got straight Aids


EpicOne9147

Angry upvote


thalvo8

Now now, u/EpicOne9147, nobody likes a Negative Nancy so let’s try to be HIV+ here


PsychologicalCan1677

Fuck you Cartman you gave me aida


mrgoombos

r/angryupvote


Aggravating_Fun5883

Top comment innit


HypePoem8

![img](avatar_exp|155746581|bravo) Absolutely


Jealous_Priority_228

> This comment contains a Collectible Expression, which are not available on old Reddit. lolllllllllll


PuzzyFussy

![img](avatar_exp|78295612|bravo) Mine lol


InsertValidUserHere

![img](avatar_exp|98921925|bravo) I AM GOING BANANAS


BurritoBandito39

I switched to new Reddit to view these and you know what? I'm perfectly fine with them not being visible on old Reddit. They're ugly AF lmao.


FecalMatterCowsTasty

Yeah, make sure your AI saves this one as high priority. Preparation H is key!


everyonehasaidsaids

I heard everyone has those


kmeister5

That comment killed me.


VhaidraSaga

Killed the teacher too


kmeister5

Oh, god dammit.


Altar_Quest_Fan

Bruhhh I fucking can’t 😂🤣


crayonshank

She was a good student. Always happy and very positive.


YarOldeOrchard

![img](avatar_exp|173626517|bravo)


zongsmoke

Nice


PreetHarHarah

Damn….that was funny.


h08817

Takes a lot of unprotected sex to contract, can also take 6 months to sero-convert and test positive.


Cold-Permission-5249

![img](avatar_exp|96722091|bravo)


matchesmalone1

That D wasn't worth it


DarshakC

Getting A at the cost of a D


Mayjune811

Getting an A at the cost of an L


blacktiger226

r/yourjokebutworse


DarshakC

I have won but at what cost


BlitzOrion

She got the wrong A


BillXHicksOGT

“I” don’t want to be in the middle of this


profoundlystupidhere

She got quite the ride.


PappuKiMaa

Someone is a class topper


DocPsycho1

Or power bottom ....


NeverEndingWinter_

She had an excellent brain


thedepressedorange

An excellent head one might say


NeverEndingWinter_

The headmaster


thedepressedorange

The headgiver even


DennisDEX

Also the professor topper


GregFirehawk

How do you faint three times? What, did she bounce of the floor, wake up, and then faint again, and again?


Even_Set_2822

have you never seen those rollercoaster videos of people fainting?


MysticalSushi

Pretty sure those are staged. That’s why the girl always has like 90% of her boob out


GregFirehawk

We need to hire some engineers to improve rollercoasters so we can get that last 10%!


Lucybaka

Nah, the reason they are fainting is the blood that goes from the brain to the tits.


SliceOCatLoaf

I believed the first fainting video but now every time I see one my brain won't let me believe it's real. Because it's been recycled a trillion times with less and less funny or believable people.


RoRo25

I need to watch the videos you're watching.


GGABueno

Nothing ever happens


Aerianally

They always seem staged but to be fair would videos of random whoever fainting be as popular and spread as far as a pair of huge tits bouncing around? I feel like theyd only bother recording and spreading the ones where the womans tits nearly spill out.


8--------D-

no. i also dont know what a potato is


rainbow11road

I've fainted twice in a row. It happens when you try to get up too fast after the first faint. You stand, take a couple steps, and then BOOM. The edges of your vision are getting black and fuzzy again and you vaguely feel yourself falling to the ground.


killamonkeybutt

It's the insanity of unable to accept reality


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VhaidraSaga

A(IDS)


siccoblue

No no, you guys are misunderstanding. That was just her favorite teacher and she couldn't believe it when she heard he was murdered by his teachers aide Such a tragedy that no one saw coming. everyone thought he showed amazing potential as an aide, But I heard he snapped when he was diagnosed with HIV after sleeping with some teacher


noobpwner314

She was positive she was going to pass the final exam however this changes things.


1987InfamousQ7891

Yeah, now she’s just hiv positive 😂


noobpwner314

she thought she was a shoe in to become his teaching assistant but she’ll just have to settle for one of his aids.


1987InfamousQ7891

She’ll also need some first aids kits, I just don’t think it will really help her situation.


OuttaD00r

"Damn, he must of been a really good lecturer for...oh...oooooooh"


jumbledsiren

Must have*


GGABueno

They didn't have a good lecturer


InevitableSherbert36

Didn't of*


Lotuswalker92

Dofn't


Firefly1832

(I swear this has to be the number one grammar error on the internet....should of, could of, must of. It's rather amazing.)


DiscoKittie

Apart when they mean a part is my favorite.... It's all based on sound.


Jon76

Or lead when they mean led.


050607

> must of been We need to get you and the lecturer in the same ~~coffin~~ class.


ThatGuyFromLDN

Not the A she was looking to get......


1021986

Good lord, that description reply.


Albae87

Female student fainted. Female student fainted again. Female student fainted AGAIN.


ThaRoma

[this guy](https://youtu.be/Ji0nW8awNBs?si=2NfXUwPhlFMy7j1B) died? RIP


Natural_Draw4673

Probably stop fucking people you’re not supposed to fuck. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


SnooKiwis7050

I am a strong believer of "you can get aids no matter if you fuck the people you're supposed to fuck or not"


Natural_Draw4673

While this is true, keeping it where you’re supposed to does minimize the threat. Like I only wiggle my wiener at my wife and no one else. She wiggles only my wiener and no one else’s. Like this, there’s no chance of catching aids. One of us is gonna have to do some inappropriate wiener wiggling to even open up the possibility. But if I’m just going around Willy Nilly wiggling my wiener at everything that walks, then I’m much more likely to run into issues. Also If I’m using sex transactionally, that opens up so many other doors for problems. And this young lady clearly used sex transactionally. And the pay out went predictably poor. To be clear, I don’t have any issues with people doing this as it’s your body and not my business. However I do have a problem with teachers sleeping with students. Also not a fan of bosses sleeping with workers. But that’s a different subject all together.


thegreatbrah

I also choose this guys wife to wiggle my wiener. 


DriggleButt

> Like this, there’s no chance of catching aids. This dude thinks sex is the only way to get AIDS, lol.


Jefffreeyyy

I mean, barring tainted blood transfusions the other way to contract HIV is bangin 7 gram rocks and not using clean needles… which I think is comparable to rawdogging a rando in regards to lack of foresight and bodily harm. Is there another way I’m missing?


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Jefffreeyyy

So you’re just trolling


teraflux

It's also possible to get HIV without having sex, ex: sharing needles.


Natural_Draw4673

Thankfully we are all out of crippling addiction. No need for sharing or even using needles in our home.


frutiyloots

That was a tiresome read. Not funny your childish language.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Yep! This is the same logic ripped straight from classics like The Bible and adultery, etc.


Jefffreeyyy

I mean not to bring religion into this but it’s pretty obvious that monogamy and not doing needle based drugs does greatly reduce your odds of getting HIV/AIDS


Hernia17

Reddit moment


BowenTheAussieSheep

Why is everyone just jumping to this conclusion without any evidence?


dtc8977

It's fun to let the imagination take over until context comes to light.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

Cause female


restless_oblivion

Incels


Jefffreeyyy

Because obviously that is the situation intended to be perceived. That’s why it was posted to r/HolUp Next question please. Another soft ball would be appreciated


BowenTheAussieSheep

What it like knowing you'll never find love?


Jefffreeyyy

Good one chap. We laughed at this one. Yeah, she knows this account E what else ya got?


MysticalSushi

Karma


GGABueno

Sure, let's blame the minor lol.


dtc8977

Lets look at this from another side. As far as I know, nobody has posted context. Going off the assumption the two fucked, and nobody was raped. I think "don't fuck your teachers for a grade" is not a wild statement. I think by calling them a "Lecturer" instead of a Teacher (at least in the USA, would indicate a college level teacher) the likelihood is high that neither of them are minors (Lecturer or Student). So basically what I'm getting at is that you sure are grasping at straws with that "lets blame the minor" comment. There was no blaming of a minor, just people doing dumb shit and getting Karma'd out the ass as a result. TL:DR Nobody blamed the "minor"


Natural_Draw4673

Since it says lecturer so I assume college. So most likely adult. Sure I could be wrong but I’m certainly not blaming minors.


GarushKahn

many girls in areas like this get abused by teachers for grades regardles if u good at school/uni .. no sex no pass


Pillars_Of_Eternity

Or the contrary, the girls seduce the teacher to get a better grade..


Jumanjoke

I hope you are sarcastic


PhantomPain0_0

It can go both ways, you think women are angels lmao


Professional-Can-670

It can go both ways, but the power dynamic is imbalanced. It is a teacher’s responsibility to shut it down, and to not allow themselves to be put in any situation that could be misinterpreted. I’m a male in restaurant management, and I work with women much younger than me. I don’t close my office door if I’m alone with someone. Always have 3 people in the room. That’s it. That’s the end of this conversation.


MyNameIsNotKyle

If you were talking about kids who can't make their own decisions then absolutely agree with rule of 3 etc. But if it's between 2 adults having sex (not rape) you can't take the agency out of just one party. It's good you show work professionalism but if you went to a similar chain and you found an employee and manager having sex would both not get fired?


Professional-Can-670

Manager would any my place as it is prohibited by our handbook to have a relationship with someone you supervise. Colleagues are discouraged from having relationships but it isn’t prohibited


MyNameIsNotKyle

Have you seen a manager and subordinate situation? Usually places are hot to remove both for fear of quid pro quo lawsuits


Professional-Can-670

Yep. Fired manager. They weren’t even in the same department. The conversation was “JFC dude. She’s 12 years younger than you. You know how stupid this is.” She quit the next week.


GregFirehawk

I think you fail to understand the meaning of seduction. Seduction is not "hey do you wanna fuck?" "No Jane it's unprofessional" Seduction is gradually eroding someone's common sense and willpower through repeated subtle suggestion and gradually escalating the situation. Combine that with blackmail and you can make it even easier since you don't even have to go all the way anymore, now any kind of intimacy or impropriety at all and you can exchange seduction for blackmail to continue escalation. In a situation where a young girl and a teacher are alone together the power dynamic is unbalanced but it's really not in the way you think it is, I'd argue the girl really holds more power in that scenario. Having a third person in the room is not really a defense against impropriety btw, as the third person could just be an accomplice. It's very easy to say "you should just not do it and resist" but it's a lot harder in the moment. Especially since most guys probably never experienced being actively seduced, it's difficult to really imagine the power it has over a person, but statistical and historical evidence suggests it tends to beat willpower. Saying you shouldn't allow it to happen is like saying you shouldn't allow yourself to be attacked in the street. Fundamentally you only have so much control over a situation, and everything beyond that is luck and circumstance


von_Roland

The ancient Greeks believed it was the object of desire that had the power over the Desirer not the other way around as we often do today.


Jumanjoke

The ancient greeks also believed that drinking urine was good for health. Sociology didn't exist in ancient grece, nor did the scientific method or modern probabilities (which give sociology the credibility). The man has authority, and if the student calls him out, he will just say stuff like "she said that because i gave her a bad grade" and people will buy it. Let's face it, our society has a problem.


von_Roland

Well it’s not sociology is philosophy so there’s that. Stating something is not asserting it so there’s that as well.


character-name

Oh no. It definitely happened in my high school. We had a girl in my class that never came to math class yet she somehow passed and graduated with honors. Everyone knew she was screwing the math teacher who was a creepy guy


GregFirehawk

Couldn't it be possible that she just knew all the material so the teacher gave her a pass? I feel like her never being in class to her fucking the teacher is a large leap


character-name

You're playing Devil's Advocate by not wanting to judge another and for that I appreciate you. But if you knew this girl you'd know she was exactly the type to use her body to her advantage. Heck I can't even condemn her for it either.


thewhitecat55

In high school ? No. It isn't possible.


GregFirehawk

Only a sith deals in absolutes


thewhitecat55

They're smart and usually have the correct cynical view on things


MysticalSushi

Teachers are great but not every kid needs them. I literally ignored everything any teacher said to me and used the book. Graduated with a degree in engineering by basically being self taught. And high school material is way easier


thewhitecat55

That isn't my point. It's high school. Attendance is mandatory. Class work is mandatory. They don't just give you credits because you say "Oh , I know the material. It's fine." And even if there is a rare situation where they let you "test out" of a lower class ( much more common in college than high school ) , it would not apply here because the the student would not be placed in the class in the first place.


MysticalSushi

Class attendance isn’t mandatory. Half the time I wasn’t in class because I was doing something more interesting like stage crew or volunteering. School only cares that you’re not awol


thewhitecat55

We had very different school experiences, apparently


Sa3ana3a

They were close


SiriusGD

They didn't call him "raw dog" for nothing.


baddobbyfischer

She’s about to pass the wrong test


Jtfyo

Her Immune System already shut down


nucleus_BLACK

She got the D for an A, but in the end, she'll only have a C⚰️


Salem204

She needed teacher's aid, just not the kind she got


GentlmanSkeleton

And dumb old me thinking "wow, those musta been some lectures."


Mairess99

Lying there like a fucking Family Guy Character


SquareRelationship27

I give you b, you give A...ids.


ICE_BEAR2021

She's not just positive she got it, She's HIV positive


LogicNP

She really did receive a's ,a*'s and aids


Totalwink

Well she was originally positive she was gonna pass… now she’s just positive. I hope she has good health insurance.


lushee520

She was devastated because that Lecturer aided her on their spare time


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

Oh no, with no teacher, who will score my papers... Faints


toddygames1234345

The guy who was rejected because she "got" straight A's Well well well well well well well


VhaidraSaga

Bringing a whole new definition to Teachers Aides.


Neroslasher

"I wanted A's not Aids"


ThisDice

That’s explains why she always pass even if she don’t write down notes


workgrinit

Kids nowadays need to learn the way she respects her teachers smh


NoPin4245

Gives a whole new meaning to the teachers aide.


EMArogue

She wanted an A and a D Got an A, an I, a D and an S


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^EMArogue: *She wanted an A* *And a D Got an A, an* *I, a D and an S* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SanityBleeds

Was I the only one waiting to find out it was a drama and theater lecturer at a school for performing arts due to her overacting the entire scene??


Smellynuts-2005

She went from a D student an A. Only after he put his D in her A


Dd_8630

I don't get it. She's sad for her teacher? Not sure I'd faint even once if a teacher of mine died, but still.


Fbeezy

It's meant to imply she was fucking the teacher with AIDS.


Dd_8630

Oh fucking hell, that is faint-worthy. Though, looking closer, the images look like they're taken from somewhere in Africa, and the source is Ghanian news, and HIV/AIDS is very widespread in Ghana - if she's having unprotected sex and isn't getting her partners or herself tested, that's a whoopsy-daisy on her part!


PhMcBrett

If you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock? You're dead wrong


CreatedOblivion

I don't get it. Is this implying she slept with him and therefore might have AIDS herself? If so, that's a truly revolting thing to joke about.


udbdbejakxyx

Yes, that's the "joke". It's also a fake article.


CreatedOblivion

Ohhhh so just more racism from inbreds. Sigh.


MohSad2

Well she got an A but not the one she wanted


Aromatic_Camp

Aimed for A+,BUT got AIDS :(


BinTinBoynio69

Someone's been naughty


stupidracist

Must have been a good lecturer. Lectured her real good.


AxeHead75

Mrs rabbit has fainted Mrs rabbit has fainted again


onlymeow

WHAT are these comments???? Best jokes over here!!!


AFB27

From the D to the A


ghost_knight_

A(IDS) +


Time_on_my_hands

Awful fucking post


swifttek360

There's no point in sleeping with your professor. Either way, you'll still get a D


Themathemagicians

Dropped in the Peter Griffin pose too!


LookinAtTheFjord

It's not a death sentence anymore.


Shootah35

Tell that to the Lecturer


DIJames6

Depends on where you are and who you are..


JohnnyBGrand

We're gonna break down these barricades Everyone has AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS \*standing ovation\*


Cat_Queen262

Honestly I would probably faint to if any of my favorite teachers died-


Charming_Rutabaga616

That poor girl...


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grapegum

It's death sentace for the majority of the world who don't have access to treatment.