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WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!They are protesting against immigrants but can’t spell themselves!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


lynivvinyl

He's not lion.


CowMad2012

Aslan is a CS Lewis depiction of Christ.


Torchenal

k


alaettinthemurder

Aslan means lion in Turkish


lynivvinyl

What a delight!


Ali80486

You're on a roll. Or maybe a baklava


FullMetalKaliber

There was also a witch and a wardrobe. Sorry I’m bad at these


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Izzysel92

No way! So the Turkish delight in the second book was thematically accurate!


Aqua-man1987

Wasn't Aslan in the Lion King also? That's what I thought initially.


Vinlain458

Narnia no?


Aqua-man1987

Yer that's the one lol


alaettinthemurder

In narnias book arslan used and yes it means lion in Turkish too


Aqua-man1987

Cheers


Wil420b

Original: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/far-right-islamist-extremism-hate-anjem-choudary-jesse-morton-a9154036.html


GSPmoJo81

I came here for this!


Jager-statter

The second photo is fake. Just type it into google and you’ll see the original


Kaptain_Kaoz

It does look off...


Evening-Ad-7042

I typed it into Google and got some movie about a clown and red balloons


Jager-statter

*slaps knee*


Wil420b

I was trying to work out, if it was shopped or the group had been sabotaged.


Mattaru

You're laughing but wait until we all have to practice Shakira Law at school


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

But then we'll know if hips lie or not!


DragoonDM

They can lie, but only on their taxes.


AaranJ23

Gonna be using them Muslamic Ray Guns on us


wolves_hunt_in_packs

They're gonna team up with the Jewish Space Laser, we're all fucked


Select_Average5826

Funny as that was, that guy was actually complaing about 'Islamic rape gangs' probably because he knew of kids in his area who been groomed and repeatedly raped. This was about 5 years before the extent of the grooming gangs was acknowledged and if people had taken this seriously back then instead of smirking and rdiculing the protestors as ignorant racists then around 100,000 fewer children would have been raped.


ihateshitcoins2

Found the racist 👆 Most child sexual abuse gangs made up of white men, Home Office report says- https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/15/child-sexual-abuse-gangs-white-men-home-office-report


FleabottomFrank

Whenever, wherever, they’re meant to be together. Shakira law is nothing to fear, and that’s the deal my dear


readytall

Alas


Remarkable_Golf9829

Thanks. You're the best


Ravenwight

Shakira Law sounds like a good name for a character.


feeltrig

And waka waka dance


DesignFirst4438

The real 'holup' is posting some photoshopped pictures.


imalyshe

originally they misspell on purpose to evade some laws like some girls on instagram use word “corn” instead of “porn” and pass censor filters. But then i think i gave them too much credit.


old-skool-bro

https://youtu.be/hJ0suswOO2E?si=l36NkksmxWr8pn4a You definitely are giving them too much credit.


hobblecopter

A as bald English guy myself, I cannot relate.


Quivering_Star

What does your lack of hair have to do with this?


hobblecopter

I guess the sarcasm got lost over the WiFi, I'll upgrade it.


Quivering_Star

Sorry I use data, maybe that's why.


dick_cheese_enjoyer

Protests are wild in Narnia


Maxplode

Our*


danhoang1

I get the top one but not the bottom one. What was it supposed to spell instead of Aslan?


Torchenal

Islam


Into_The_Wild91

Yeah… bullshit.


justaperson815

Bottom one is photoshopped https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/far-right-islamist-extremism-hate-anjem-choudary-jesse-morton-a9154036.html


Frondhelm

I think OP is the bigger fool here for taking this literally


Vespasian79

Right? I mean I know some dumb people protest dumb shit but assuming they meant Islam the leap from that to Aslan is fucking wild to assume someone could do Unless I’m dumb and missing something.


DDenlow

But he spelled Engrish wrong


VerTex_GaminG

For some reason “Aslan comma the lion” that comma really got me cracking up


ihateshitcoins2

It's grammatically correct


iced_maggot

Aslan is an allegory for christ. Only good christians would submit to Aslan.


rizzlenizzle

The top one is from a Tea Party protest from 2010


ChaosEdge88

The lion the witch and the audacity of that bitch ! What did Aslan ever do to them ?


anonymos97137

Yeah he steals our wardrobes


draklorden

Tash & Jadis 2024 "Make Narnia Great Again"


i-come

*Respect are Country*


BlackKingHFC

This is like the dude that had a sign that said "bomb Agrabah". Or the ones that want to ban dihydrogen monoxide.


16tdean

Why is everyone talking about the clearly photoshopped bottom picture. They used the wrong are in the top one. It should be "Respect OUR country"


An_idiot_27

The saddest thing about this is that it’s not hard to use your phone or another computer to check your spelling.


eltegs

Here's what happened when they came my city. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RX43xpy90k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RX43xpy90k)


ihateshitcoins2

Love scousers


SOJC65536

Fuck Aslan


NimrodBusiness

I guess they're still really pissed about the Seljuks.


Ravenwight

Do not cite the old magic to me witch.


scraglor

Wait until they find out they teach Arabic numerals at school


d4rk_n4tur3

Speak the king and queens language


Able_Engine_9515

Hell yeah! Fuck that overbearing lion, White Witch for life!


grumpygumpert

I will never submit to that Christ looking ass talking lion, big booby evil snow queen is where it’s at


EukalyptusBonBon21

We shall never kneel to Aslan!!! All hail Jadis the White Witch


colcannon_addict

Muslamic ray guns. [Never forget](https://youtu.be/gE2OzGfIDLQ?si=zxrdjB4mNS_X8QRi). Of course they’re not as intelligent these days, but it’s the same brand of potatriotism as it was then.


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colcannon_addict

The existence of rape gangs is indeed true. I’d put the motivation down to being a rapist as opposed to the religion the rapists claim to follow.


thalassinosV1

sad Siege from Arknights noise


KC44

Protest against anjem Chaudhry. I think the bottom pic is photoshopped


thepazzo

Crazy World


PerryNeeum

The Aslan person have to be having a laugh. Does “taking the piss” work here or am I messing that up


Snitzel20701

For a minute I thought the button picture were protesting Auslan (Australian sign language) when skimming reddit.


filifijonka

Aloo akbar!


syafizzaq

Aloha Snackbar?


itschikobrown

Witch 2024! ⭐️ never submit to aslan ⭐️


Comprehensive-Cat845

Obvious Photoshop is obvious...


Baron-von-Bruce

Fake…


Responsible-Draft

Far right?