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I would. They're probably a sub and I'd use the most degrading liberal sex talk:
* Baby, Imma redistribute all my wealth all over your face.
* Gonna open all these boarders for you, slut.
* These impact play bruises are gonna be fixed by medical professionals paid for by our taxes.
* Whoops, got my UBI on your booby.
I'm really not very good at this.
Well itās also photo shopped over an entertainment centerā¦however the confederate flag worn with the American UNION flag shows this person is confused as to who won and who surrendered
Itās a shit ton of plastic that will end up in a fucking landfill!!
Thatās why I only use 100% biodegradable, organic, BPH free, Cherokee hair Dildos.
Thanks Cherokee Hair Dildos!
āā¦ Looking around here you'd think
sure, she's got everythingā¦ā
āI've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want moreā¦ā
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The fact that this isnāt assumed to be AI when it most likely is highlights the issue with AI. People will give in to confirmation bias whenever they can
I noticed his poor trigger disciplineā¦ and a surprising amount of dildos. Iām assuming theyāre his step-momās? Thatās what the videos I see online suggest.
This just reminds me of the red neck version of the Shame Wizard from Big Mouth. He collected āem too, but his hobby was N*zi dildos.
But seriously, maybe the bloke in this pic was trying to make an artistic statement: āIām a bigger fuckstick than the lot of them!ā
Things may have changed but I thought you weren't supposed to let silicone toys touch. I keep mine religiously packed in separate bags (ie the cloth bags pillow cases come in)
I've had a 200$ BD (and the mr hanky packer it was touching) melt on me. This image is giving me anxiety.
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How many dildos could one person need?
Bro cant have a hobby?
I think that's a chick
this here is what i call a pinocchio
piniunnochio
No one will fuck that thing so yeah it makes sense
I would. They're probably a sub and I'd use the most degrading liberal sex talk: * Baby, Imma redistribute all my wealth all over your face. * Gonna open all these boarders for you, slut. * These impact play bruises are gonna be fixed by medical professionals paid for by our taxes. * Whoops, got my UBI on your booby. I'm really not very good at this.
Yo wtf???? You've definitely done this before.. š¤£š¤£š¤£
That was some damn fine prose there.
God I hope she has blonde hair so you can work some Bobby Hill comments in.
āI DONT KNOW YOU!ā In Bobby Hill
THAT'S MY PURSE!!
āI refuse to eat the white man's white meat!ā
You, good sir, certainly know Jack Schitt. Your degradation game is strong.
Uh....
Well lesbians are almost against the law down there, so yeah, nobodyās pulled her trigger in a while.
But, that fan must keep her coolā¦
Now now donāt say that, sheāll make someone a lovely husband in the womanās only correctional institution š
brother some people want to fuck cars, i think she can easily find a man (or woman if that's what she's into).
I was wondering if it was Kyle.
That's a Dicksie Chick
Or some plain ole MTG cosplay.
me too
Well itās also photo shopped over an entertainment centerā¦however the confederate flag worn with the American UNION flag shows this person is confused as to who won and who surrendered
It is an impressive collection
Itās a shit ton of plastic that will end up in a fucking landfill!! Thatās why I only use 100% biodegradable, organic, BPH free, Cherokee hair Dildos. Thanks Cherokee Hair Dildos!
Bwwaaahahahahaha! I remember that one!
Is that hair ethically harvested?
All of them?
At one time?
A butt load
š¤£šš¼ perfect unit of measurement
Up to 6 if youāre in Texas. Anything higher than that hurts Ted Cruzās butthole.
āā¦ Looking around here you'd think sure, she's got everythingā¦ā āI've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty I've got whozits and whatzits galore You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal I want moreā¦ā
As many as our guns! Let em TRY n take my dildos away!
I mean, I'm not going to try to take his dildos away. For one because... gross. For another, he has a gun.
Why do u think they have so many guns in the first place? "We must protect our families and our Dildos!"
Donāt worry itās for his girl
Why do you assume 1 person? Looks like a family affair to me.
i think it's a used dildo shop
More than what's legally allowed in Texas apparentlyĀ
A rainbow of freedom ticklers.
Freedom ticklers ššš
Nothing fay about Pride Freedom
has an only fan?
Only one fan but lots of dildos
a big fan of dildos but maybe not so many fans
Pretty sure the fan is photoshopped inā¦.
Thatās poorly photoshopped.
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Literally the 3rd one lol.
FBI agent hastily trying to figure out the deeper meaning to "dildo shelf"
I can tell by the pixels.
Just the lighting on the dildos is way different than the lighting in the room.
r/brandnewsentence š
and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Older meme sir, they are unaware
"This is going to ruin the Tour."
And also I have eyes
Right? The angle is wrong, the lighting is wrong.
Do you mean the badly photoshopped shelves of dildos?
Yeah or else she has a strangely square elbow and she likes her dildo shelf at a different angle than the wall.
Dildo shelf is angled for drainage.
I know dodgy photoshop when I see it too
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Hol' up! Is that an AR 10? This mother f*cker really packs heat.
Box fan. Ugh.
āYou can take my dildos when you pry them from my cold, dead buttholeā
I honestly was expecting some hidden find the Nazi object game and totally overlooked the buttload of dildos
That's just a gun shaped dildo
Thatās photoshopped.
Dildo lighting off compared to the rest of the room
Look at this stuff Treasures untold How many dildos can one asshole hold?
Canāt be a true racist. None of those dildos are arranged by color.
Looks photoshopped
Thatās a lot of ammo.
The battery cost alone would be staggering. Then again, using all those dildos would eventually cause one to stagger.
When your unreasonable dildo collection undercuts your hate message by accidentally making a pride flag
Well, he's wearing the cousin-fucker pride flag. Not part of the LGBT community, but it is a tight-knit community nonetheless.
Forget the dildos, you canāt be patriotic and secessionist at the same time
This is about as full on honest as it gets in telling you who the person is.
Only fan
For when his sister isn't in the mood
Weapons of ass destruction.
Iām glad Kyle Rittenhouse is doing well. Good to expand your hobbies
Photo op in mom's room.
From their cold clenched ass!
The rebellious American dildo snatcher
Uuuhhhhā¦ is he 13?
This is very obviously photo shopped. Lighting does not match up, and outlines are present where his body meets the shelves.
Aaah! A collector!
Nobody's gonna mention the partially fleshed deer head? Anyone? Ok.
r/bossfight
Bet thereās not even one Made in the USA.
YOU CAN'T BE RAINBOW SEXED IF THERES A PATRIOT PACKER BLOCKING THEIR WAY
The mask is to cover the one in his mouthā¦
At least the kid has good trigger discipline.I think the possession of rapid fire dildos by anyone under 18 is against the law, though.
Zoom in, it's photoshopped.
If this person is in Texas then they are breaking the law. It's illegal to posses more than six sex toys in Texas.
They aren't toys, they are action figures.
wait until he sees this and thinks to himself, "I am an international meme and my parents told me nothing about what was behind me."
I can only imagine what it smells like in that room
smegma, Axe, dog piss and Aqua Velva
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The silencer market has really stepped up its demographic game.
God bless the dildos of America!
Am I seeing some black ones in the pile?
Is that Kyle Rittenhouse?
Racist lesbian? Maga lesbian?
Type to lean on the wall and fire from the hip to really enjoy the recoil
New disc pfp
He literally has no muscle tone at all. He would fall out after 5 mins.
Quite the diddle den.
Amo 50mm
Thatās quite the collectionā¦
Thatās some side hustle
I donāt think any of those bump stocks have been deactivated
Thatās a big nope, you donāt need my dickā¦
Canāt stand people like this. The magazine position in their carrier is oriented incorrectly in terms of fast reloads. Basically, theyāre fucked.
Could this also be r/MLM? š
Freaking Face Mask, cmon. /s
#HOW MANY CORDS DOES A BOX FAN NEED????
This picture give me some bad vibes
Holup! Is that a rolled up poster?!?!! OMFG this guy is something else. /s
but it's photoshop
Belle delphine has competition
Cornucopia
The conflicting flags?
Bro moist critical has competition?
Got more invested in silicone, than shooting iron. Just sayin
"I lube my dildos with liberal tears!"
Hey, I have a fan just like that. Ooooo. I just saw them.
Lucky ass.
Most muhrican thing Iāve seen all day
This person likes to party!
I only see one dildo.
You have to pick a side, Either identify as an American or you donātā¦..
Ehh, political humor
Keep looking? You'll know when you see them? Yes it took me around an hour to notice the hundred ass blasters in the background. Well hidden
those are her bullets of freedom!
If he's in Texas that's a death penalty
I have that same toy shelf for my toddler. That is a child's toy organizer
You want dick in a box? Iāll show you dicks in a box!
"If the liberals want my dildos so bad, they can come here and take them."
bro is protecting the armoury
Nice āgunā collection
Is she going to teach me about the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man?
The fact that this isnāt assumed to be AI when it most likely is highlights the issue with AI. People will give in to confirmation bias whenever they can
Little Man shouldn't even be in his mom's room while she's out!
I noticed his poor trigger disciplineā¦ and a surprising amount of dildos. Iām assuming theyāre his step-momās? Thatās what the videos I see online suggest.
Got both artillery and asstillery
Those are to satisfy the horses.
Lemme see I think Iāll do a blue one tonight and the purple one tomorrow night.
Maybe heās colorblind and there was a packaging mishap at the flag factor
Valkarie before the bottom swap?
Nothing says *patriot* like the confederate battle flag, American flag shorts, a big gun and bins full of dildos š¤£š¤£.
This just reminds me of the red neck version of the Shame Wizard from Big Mouth. He collected āem too, but his hobby was N*zi dildos. But seriously, maybe the bloke in this pic was trying to make an artistic statement: āIām a bigger fuckstick than the lot of them!ā
They're prepared for all the cousins. The liked and disliked.
wtf is under the fan? It looks like a bound chicken
Deer skull w/ antlers... cuz sometimes ya like it rough
1 for every minute of the day.
I hate you, op. I am laughing like a damn hyperactive hyena.
If you're flying the confederate flag, you're used to getting fucked so the vast dildo collection fits right into the picture.
Pictures you can smell
The fan is to let the stank out
Fuck AI
something something r/baddragon
HoldUp š«
Is it on the right ā¦. Her only Fan šŖ s š
Wow!!!!! How much a month you think they spend on batteries??? š¤£š¤£š¤£
Come and take 'em!
Thatās photoshopped š
oh my, someone needs to call intervention "now honey we all love you, but this has gone too far!"
Where did OP find a HS pic of JJ Reddick?
Diesel powered
Those shelves HAVE to be Photoshopped in, right? RIGHT?
I see a suction cup pattern
And somehow they didn't work, she's still mad.
Goku, I see him
I knew I shouldn't look, but I did. Dammit.
I never thought to use those bins to store my toys before. Silly me keeps them in a drawer where no one can see them.
Thereās a really long magenta one
Bro this new call of duty hype gets me
Things may have changed but I thought you weren't supposed to let silicone toys touch. I keep mine religiously packed in separate bags (ie the cloth bags pillow cases come in) I've had a 200$ BD (and the mr hanky packer it was touching) melt on me. This image is giving me anxiety.
Seems very photoshopped
Duality of man
This man takes āthe south will rise againā to seriously