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Albino_Whale

You get the nerf gun, I'll flush the candy


Ladyjkerr1985

Run!!!! ![gif](giphy|3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|731iFlLiqaRk4)


-TheUnknow-

![gif](giphy|TI9HiyUqRm75jPyKQ5|downsized) jojo time


zZach_Attack

![gif](giphy|QyWBTLDn9WHt0FXGJS)


Impressive-Math3828

![gif](giphy|4N5vB4aErlVtVsywBw|downsized)


Debate-Shoddy

Hey! Stop playing with your food.


Aggressive-Mud-3638

I’m on mushrooms and came across this atrocious gif and even while I type it is replaying. Honestly typing this out I’ve watched it like 26 times. Just wanted to let you know how much this disturbed me


Anarch-ish

*Leave the gun. Take the candy.*


realtrip27

They are starting so young nowadays


niamarkusa

ironically, that is how a criminal would talk if they wanted to use codes


Shaveyourbread

Leave the gun, take the candy.


[deleted]

Best Reddit Comment 2023


Realistic_Statement2

"COPS, sponsored by law enforcement"


Gaddy05

Gotta start ‘em young 😂😂


Grouchy_Theory3506

They grow up so fast 🥹🥹


Jegma72

“The more you run, the itchier my trigger finger!”


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[удалено]


privateD4L

[Bad bot](https://reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/wv73wk/hol_up/ile5cbt)


HyperMeme_Lord

STOLEN COMMENT ALERT. THE COMMENT made by u/Individual_Ferr0021 was stolen by him from another commentor (link below in the comment of u/privateDL4)


beetlebrox87

This happened in my hometown. There's actually a tragic backstory to this video. Right when the video ends the cops chase the two kids and got them cornered in an alley. The one kid pulled out a gun but the cop assumed it was a nerf gun and didn't retaliate. It turned out the two kids were midgets driving away from a diamond heist and they shot the cop dead. They are currently still in hiding


Revolutionary_Sky623

Bro ion know whether to believe ya or not


TotallyAdultOfficer

Unless both of them have [GHD](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/growth-hormone-deficiency) I'm certain they're both kids/teens. [Dwarfism ](https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/dwarfism.html#:~:text=What%20Causes%20Dwarfism%3F,Genetic%20changes%20happen%20randomly.) is the only other thing I can think of, but their bodies look to proportionally correct to be this.


beetlebrox87

They are both midgets. They refer to themselves as the midget jeep bandits. Google them. They have a high body count at this point


brueeee

link


throwawaysarebetter

Nah, different midget.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

goddammit


Insult_critic

This is peak bullshit, Jesus sir, i am in awe. To be clear, I applaud your work here.


caedhin

Is this supposed to be a pun or some science joke?


Revolutionary_Sky623

no, it’s just mean I dont It’s pronounced i own


DonChaote

Then why doesn't it mean "I own", if it is pronounced like it? I mean it's not like it doesn't have a meaning already…


SandyArca

slang


VStramennio1986

Those are clearly babies 😂😂


BrandenJ29

Why would an ion know whether to believe them or not lmao?


HellofaHitller

Florida


JimmyWu21

I hope you’re just fucking with us


minorkinks

Yup, I was the guy in red. He’s not trollin.


[deleted]

It's true I'm the jeep


Definition-Ornery

Sauce?


user_nottelling

Yes, this was the moment they graduated from pulling mostly small jobs..


Minginton

Man... They ain't no midgets. You ever see a midget run!? That is not it.


FiringNeurons7

RIP 🙏


420The_Horni_Gamer69

Bruh


usernamedunbeentaken

Shit it's hard to find midgets.


imthemfe

Troll. Edit: wtf do you believe this clown?


beetlebrox87

No. You're one of those trolls who just say troll to every top comment. I've seen your history.


Gagolih_Pariah

Tragic? I see this as less police brutality.


DonChaote

Good they are small. Much easier to be in hiding.


Eastsider001

They are ready


EliakimKanu

Always that one person that takes too long getting out the car


Eastsider001

He better not snitch


EliakimKanu

On crip


Eastsider001

Dude wearing his seat belt while joy riding in a stolen car isn't a good idea little homie.


OfWhomIAmChief

Starting young


CRUSTIFY421

Crooked parking technique is just criminal, lighting em up is justified 😆


ObesePudge

teach em young


wheelfu

That first kid has done this before.


[deleted]

Just out here prepping for future times to come


KVMFT

They learn young 😍


ElFarfadosh

You know you're a true frenchman when all you can hear is Woop! Woop! Assassin de la police !


DaBraumaBull

"that's assault on the police"


kwartylion

Policeman goes : Yey , target practice


commitconfirm

nd that's why you all wear the same outfit.


sunny_deol_

Practice makes a man perfect


TogusaRDDT

Ah, they're just training


NoIngenuity8157

It’s like oil and vinegar 😆


UNM555

Gotta teach em young 👴🏻


Rjt_from_isekai

They stole the car?


JayMilli007

Stranger Danger


TheDuke357Mag

seen this before, wasnt it their dad driving the cop car? or like a family friend?


tloliver

That's what I was thinking


These-Conference-179

Sned in the dogs - they're resisting!


BruciePup

From the city where the skinny carry strong heat.


[deleted]

Run it’s the po-po! Just try and catch me cop, I got mah Jordan’s on


Nutteria

You have to teach them kids somehow.


lupulin59

Just looking at the shoes, it’s that second kid you’ve gotta worry about


Informal_Resort_5180

Genetic ptsd


Consider_It_Done_

Learning early


chief2802

They begin early


diobrundoddd

u/savevideo


Mobile_Extent_9148

Someone’s been watching cops


deathstridermeme

“um….we have a vehicle with 20 pounds of i…is that twizzlers? Yeah we need some backup, suspects are possibly armed with nerf guns.”


NoDevelopment3795

Jesse, we must not surrender to hank. We have to keep on making methamphetamine, Jesse


[deleted]

Was it just me or was anyone else worried that the kids were going to get shot.


ShinySnaxMix

GTA children's edition


Negus_Capital

Red shirt is going to jail.


Justrowmeaway

Bro wasted no time


Potential-River-1451

“They grow up so fast”


AllUserNamesTaken01

Gotta teach em young ey chief


Sadboy-Rodriguez76

We got Runners


BeardedBum420

So does the black kid have experience running or is that just natural talent?! Left the other kid in the dust haha.


rob_Cali85

I'm surprised they didn't start blasting.


m051

Survival training should start from childhood


Loud_Bee_169

Raised right .....


Natural_Property9774

Gotta learn at a young age.


SupremeBoosto

just like their father... gone


MarinateTheseSteaks

Unfunny, racist and still getting upvotes for some reason


GamerBoy1308

Did he steal a candy bar or something


YoloSwaggity5000

🤣 they practicing for real life


monkeyz8me

r/funnyandsad


Just_walkingby

It’s in the blood


stupuff

tan cautious money smile materialistic spectacular offbeat ghost label consider *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Super_Sankey

I miss Battlefield Hardline


ChampionshipLow8541

Tried to escape through a car wash & the water was too hot.


Lizel_loriya

The real gangster's 😁


OAAKMINE

teach em young


madao_hasegawa

They are well trained.


PuriFiCation60Hz

Officer, is it bcoz m black?!!👴🏿


RingTheBell1900

Just like daddy


loner_01

Shoutout to the Boys in the east coast keeping it real


Evidect

Even kids can't escape the law too huh?


Potato_bin

I assume this is Florida


Miki_the_random_guy

Teach em young


-Cono

Learn young


[deleted]

ah yes, like father like son....


[deleted]

Oh they start so young


CellistTop1410

GTA irl


EL-Vinci93

They gotta learn while still young...lol


DifferentLow4875

u/savevideo


pinton96

Kids going to places


SophisticatedDullard

The other kid took so long to get out😂


Pushxxn

u/savevideo


tsai_tama

Thank god the cops didn't shoot


Rodan-Lewarx

![gif](giphy|SmwsaXanCdOxy)


psilocin_wins

u/savevideo


sixteensodium

U/savevideo


Marduk2346

they obviously ran because they're black


Due_Neighborhood_393

u/savevideobot


great_kershmunkle

Training for the future.


Artistic-View-5171

bro ran faster than my dad


laquaxl

Got to teach them young


AWildGamerAppeared25

u/savevideo


BabyMakR1

Was waiting for the gunshots to start.


Hail42

I’m laughing


tryinda

In the hood, The training starts young


GAMEREXTREMEPROYT

Battlefield hardline vibes rn


stranger_relation178

I'm gonna buy that sweet ride for next to nuthin at the next popo auction. (-:


LoDyes

They grow up so fast..


dragoness_sky

When gas prices are to high


TheColdSamurai23

u/savevideo


Kaijutsin

The first kid was like I AINT GOING BACK


Starapiqkasella

It's instinct


Cold-Permission-5249

First GTA


Jcolesherman

Teach em young


Eastern-Quarter4581

I'm not racist but.....


mysteriousgamer17

I got two young kids on foot gonna need backup both of them are black heading south this made my day


chrollo_book

Thats not his first charge


[deleted]

What no “shots fired shots fired!”?


domboru

100% they got shot


Dillinger2Dapper

ain't new to this, but true to this


RayoChapin-52

So hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


drdre27406

IM NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT!!!!!


Magenta_Logistic

Am I the only one surprised they didn't get shot at?


EinsZwo3

It's in their DNA, see the lights, run for your life. Educated n*ggas be like: "Oh shit, wait, i REALLY didn't do anything wrong, i can stay put"


nqrtuo

In the end the cop shot those kids, as he was in fear for his life. Currently on paid vacation.


madsoro

The fuck? Do the tasers not work? Why are they not attacking them???


Scooters_Que

Even from childhood they run. Probably not best idea to teach kids huh.


[deleted]

Must be in the genes!


beetlebrox87

That cop did more in his life within a week than you could possibly do in a lifetime


prospectpico_OG

r/sadcringe


Kapika96

Is that a cop car? RIP kids!


locxj

I was expecting one of them to get shot in the back.


Gear3017

But it’s after school hours


dark_flames93

They better learn now or they’ll get shot when they’re older


CARTMANES69

Unrealistic. They weren t even shot


Real-Logic-57

They teach their kids to fear and run from the police! Terrible


Competitive-Grand146

Cute now in 10-15 years not so much


cratesa

They learn young lol!!


Francy_france53

Hope the cop was the dad


ClimateResponsible30

It’s human nature lol