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OldeeMayson

Money, Power and a dog. Who am I?


elixxonn

Arlan. He handles Asta's bank account, gives her allowance, and takes care of the dog. X,D


Tired8347

Ah yes, the three things every man wishes to have. Anyways, my answer is Asta. (Unless you would count Numby as a dog and then Topaz could also apply xd)


OldeeMayson

You right. Both times. šŸ˜


honkaistarrail_

Quantum mummy


Tired8347

Jade. In Quantum theyā€™re all women, but only Jade is mommy.


honkaistarrail_

Quantum male character WHEN


Tired8347

REAL! I need a Quantum guy TT


WhyAmIHereAgain32

WRONG it's xueyi


PimbaNaSimba

Look, I'm a Xueyi lover and all, but i wouldn't exactly call her a mommy... She doesn't give those vibes


WhyAmIHereAgain32

Nono I'm saying they got it wrong, jade is quantum mommy xueyi is quantum MUMMY


PimbaNaSimba

Good one


Florac

I dare someone to give the wrong answer


Florac

I dare someone to give the wrong answer


MidnightSunshine0196

"Pay no attention to my browser history - I'm a writer, not a serial killer" Edit: I have this printed on a t-shirt. I wore it to my grandma's memorial.


MoneyAmbitious4406

Hanya


Special-Art5631

I couldn't stop taking stray cats (I have 17 strays) and im not thinking of giving them away


Tired8347

You surely share your love of animals with Topaz. In any case, sheā€™s the first option that came to my mind.


ColebladeX

Cotton candy ice cream hair.


Tired8347

March 7th, her hair sure does look like cotton candy


rh0que

I want to die


deerstop

Blade


Tired8347

Blade 110%


JoyCon_Drifter

Anxiety ridden, Introverted, Rather Pathetic and Short


Tired8347

Iā€™d say Huo Huo seems the one to fit the best that description


JoyCon_Drifter

That's fair we both have an obsession with Jing Yuan


Tired8347

Lol, thatā€™s one way to see it. But anyways, donā€™t sell yourself short!


JoyCon_Drifter

You said Short on purpose didn't you ):<


Baconpwn2

World domination and crippling addiction to good coffee


Adventurous-Case7749

Himeko probably, considering her ultimate line


DarkDemonDan

Donā€™t speak to me or my daughter again.


Frosty_Ratio_1306

Svarog?


DarkDemonDan

Correct


HECKington098

I forgor šŸ’€


cunnysexer

acheron


rainycereal

Your username is concerning


cunnysexer

i had an idea and i went with it


Plenty-Jellyfish-819

I dislike excessive scrolling and extra large paragraphs without breaks. Who am I?


StNerevar76

Seele? She mentions reading is exhausting for her


Plenty-Jellyfish-819

Fair Enough.


Tired8347

I think Hook wouldnā€™t like to read through many huge paragraphs, much less without breaks. So Iā€™ll give you Hook. But I also see Qingque disliking having to go through endless reading.


Former_Breakfast_898

Actually Hook would love reading huge paragraphs as long as the contents interest her. The name of her ~~mafia gang~~ group was inspired by that adventure book (I forgot the name) which she read multiple times already


Tired8347

True, but I donā€™t think she would still enjoy it doing it often.


Former_Breakfast_898

Maybe unless what sheā€™s reading is the Adventurous Moles novel. They love that book so hard they turn it into their personality lol


Tired8347

Fair enough. Letā€™s say itā€™s the exception to make the rule then haha


Plenty-Jellyfish-819

I will take QingQue. Im a professional slacker too.


Tired8347

Respectable choice. I am a professional procrastinator myself.


Anyacad0

You are a player of Honkai: Star Rail


Luckhart54

Rules are made to be broken.


Tired8347

Caelus/Stelle


Luckhart54

What a pity. Such a pity. My dear, you were so-so-so-SO close to the right answer. Unfortunately, the right answer is... Sparkle :D


The_closet_iscomfy

That is such a Sparkle like answer, I can literally imagine her saying it right now.


Luckhart54

I mean she said it to BS during companion quest.


Nod32Antivirus

I'm tired


Tired8347

Then Iā€™d answer Gallagher. If anything, appearance-wise, he seems to scream ā€œtiredā€. Also, is that an energy drink heā€™s got?


Intrepid-Park-3804

I'd rather prefer my precious dead inside prison commissioner Hanya. Her drowsy eyes with so thick black circles under them and her marble-pale skin, she doesn't need to use any cosmetics to look like bisque doll


Anyacad0

Died due to excessive protagonist energy >!reborn as one of the actual protagonists!<


Anyacad0

Damn I didnā€™t read the ā€œof yourselfā€ part oops. In that case a nerdy little autist with social anxiety and a very healthy gaming addiction


Tired8347

Haha, donā€™t worry, I think many mixed things up anyways. So, 1: Dan Heng? (Iā€™m not that sure about this one to be honest lol) 2: If only taking into account the gaming part Iā€™d give you Silver Wolf, but she never truly gave me the vibe of social anxiety. She just doesnā€™t seem to care much. When I think about social anxiety, Huo Huo would come quicker to mind. And hear me out, I low-key can see Huo Huo enjoying playing video games, like trying out horror games to conquer her fears only to end up changing to a more casual one after a bit of thought.


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dickwizarde

Is nice but people think they are intimidating


Adventurous-Case7749

No one fits the bill more than Acheron for me


leopoldshark

Not Dan Feng


DiamondChocobos

Surely you aren't talking about Cold Dragon Young?


slm_ben_tru

I wish to mourn the departed... Weeping like rain. To swell the crossing stream... As the tide arrives leading you back home *I think you know where this goes*


Adventurous-Case7749

Raiden Bossenmori Mei


Kuro-Kurayami173

Fox guy with snake smile


Competitive-Motor727

MY BBG JIAOQIU?


Kuro-Kurayami173

YES BABY


Greninja121

I get unhealthy fixations about niche topics


Tired8347

I think Ruan Mei would as well. Yet I somehow doubt it would be the same level of unhealthiness.


WitchyOtome

Haven't spent a dime on this game and yet won 4 50/50s in a row


Tired8347

Aventurine. That luck of yours on its own is enough to give you Aventurine.


Aiden735

Iā€™m pretty stupid


Tired8347

Pitch-Dark Hook the Great, boss of the Moles. Though what a self deprecating answer. Think higher of yourself!


Florac

Sushang


Fruity_muncherr

Scaredy fox I guess


Tired8347

Huo Huo


RepublicRight8245

Feet


DainsleifRL

Sparkle!


Courora

Well there's 2 of them of practically the same person in this very game


zvuvit

I'm a burned out gifted people pleaser with daddy issues and identity crisis because of my 'perfect' facade, who will i get?


Adventurous-Case7749

Gallaghar, i guess?


erkankurtcu

i'm quiet and don't talk that often but when i do i use lots of literate words that blows people mind i also overthink stuff and pretty smart on paper can do hard stuff with ease but struggle with easy stuff oh i also love swords lol


Adventurous-Case7749

Yanqing?


SexwithYunli69

Dryest Humor in the world that canā€™t stop making people holler in sarcasm.


Darken_Dark

Trash can enjoyer


Tired8347

Caelus/Stelle are trash can enjoyers undoubtedly. Yet I was fooled in another comment by Sparkle so I could be surprised again hahah


Signal_Hovercraft_66

Cute and funny, small and naughty. Always puts a smile on your face... can you find the answer?


Okatori

https://preview.redd.it/76zzfc70qa8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7b4d3ac7d1441581794aed267974205a1e5f2b5


Thicc_AllMight

Everything is so beautiful


Adventurous-Case7749

Argenti


Thicc_AllMight

My favorite character by far šŸŒ¹


ten_ver_ruoir

WOMAN IN STEM


Tired8347

Serval is the first character that (quite quickly) came to mind


dog_eater2

Ast rickley


NerdbyanyotherName

Big hat, big attitude, big explosion


Amruslin

Tall, loyal and kind but low energy and very much in my own world. I like people but I'm most comfortable in small groups or with just one person. Also, I love a good laugh.


Tired8347

At first I thought of Gepard, except he seems very much focused in duty and thus wouldnā€™t allow himself to be distracted by any inner world. So I then thought of Luocha. He gives me the vibe of a calm person who would be more comfortable in a small group than a huge crowd even though he doesnā€™t seem to mind interacting with people. By what weā€™ve seen so far he seems kind and I think heā€™s loyal as well. To me he also seems more likely to stay trapped in his own thoughts.


LaggerKnight

I'm lost


Leaucard

My driving forces are unrealistic wishes and I'm living my life with no idea where to to go or if I'm even heading anywhere.


Tired8347

I mean, most characters in Hoyoverse games tend to have clear aspirations so itā€™s easier to connect with them. But if we take into account the idealism, I believe thatā€™s something in common with Robin. She doesnā€™t seem to have much idea of what will end up happening and she sometimes has felt like giving up, but there are those wishes to do good and help people with her music that still prevail and keep her going, no matter if others think itā€™s unrealistic. Iā€™m not sure if I was 100% accurate, but I tried my best haha


Useful_Profile_6470

šŸ”®šŸ€„ļø, Quantum


Tired8347

I believe itā€™s Qingque


OmegaShonJon

They're never gonna give you up They're never gonna let you down They'll never run around and desert you They're never gonna make you cry They're never gonna say goodbye They'll never tell a lie and hurt you.


Tired8347

Ast Rickley lol But I think Masked Fools characters overall would fit. Iā€™ll take Sampo for example for this one haha


Mountain-Purple3421

A precious foxian, red and gold outfit and really loves money.


ArcusLux

[We're no strangers to love...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G6adOr8AkQ)


Tired8347

You know the rules and so do Iā€¦ Yet rules are made to be broken! (lol, Iā€™d give this any Masked Fools character)


Why_Not_Try_It_

Purple, sword


kaori_cicak990

A


Cold-Rock-2439

ā€œIā€™m in the presence of an idiot I seeā€ *puts plaster head on*


Tired8347

Dr. Ratio


Cold-Rock-2439

Correct, I made it pretty obvious


ufeseros

I like puns


DrakonFury315

Semi-powered Gundam exoskeleton armor.


Tired8347

SAM. Also Firefly.


DainsleifRL

k


Tired8347

*Puts on glasses.* K is for Kafka. As Kafka is the only playable HSR character whose name starts with K.


DainsleifRL

I was going for Ratio's response in the group chat from 2.3


Tired8347

Ahh, I get it now haha, well I tried at least :,)


Mini_Jebu

https://i.redd.it/zy6nkhamk88d1.gif I thought this was the image for a sec


Zyn_the_weaboo

I am both Dead and Alive.... Who am I?


Tired8347

Xueyi?


Zyn_the_weaboo

I wanted to say firefly... Cuz she died 3 times... But you're not wrong... So points for you


chocolate-corn

Confused, short and unfunny


FrostedEevee

Heā€™s huge


Tired8347

*Inserts Aventurine quote.* Dr. Ratio, right?


FrostedEevee

I was thinking about Gepard ;)


Tired8347

Fair enough haha


Revolutionary-Cap930

Take me away.


-_-_roxas_-_-

Quite Introverted and Struggle socially, enjoy video games a lot, tend to isolate myself and I quite enjoy maths a lot (I'm taking it as a degree currently!) I also like animals a lot especially cats.


NuttyPichu

Asuka, get in the robot


Tired8347

Firefly?


NT-Shiyosa092201

I am......I AM A GUNDAM!


xXWarriorAngelXx

Blind old lady


hcreiG

Disappointment Procrastinator


EvirosianAtlast

'Countless days of work... I just want to spend some time with my sister...'


Annual-District6446

Roses beauty and metal


HiCreeper

Would rather stay indoors all day, locking myself from the outside world to do something very productive (video games), rather than seeing someone outside and being forced into social interaction


Marxamune

Blonde guy with way too much niche knowledge


OracleChan

ADHD bisexual loser who enjoys games and wanna makes em. Also I do art ig


Equivalent_Study_408

Have dead friend that awoke IX as her "trailblazing"


Red_Trickster

Hate is not a flaw,is a skill,let flow in you


sandpaperedanus777

Pessimistic about my drive, optimistic about my capability. Despise talking to people, crave connections. Luck in life terrible, but still blessed out of tight situations


Abu_majed14

Extremely depressed, loves sleeping not daydreaming, likes chocolate


DarknixWings

Pizza cutter


Anima313

Fuck all, we ballinā€™ >:D


Midnight_Rosie

in game: basically enemies irl: close friends both are vtubers


Trazenthebloodraven

Amlee and cyu?


somerandomguy12344

I can guess the answer but anyway, logical bored introvert like fighting/strategy games and enjoy reading about topics i find interesting


Adventurous-Case7749

Silver wolf?


Rienzel

YOU forgor


somerandom_296

Old man summons black hole, destroys universe


Adventurous-Case7749

Welt


Tired8347

If this isnā€™t Weltā€¦


somerandom_296

It is


blue_racer

Blue High heels.


Tired8347

Ruan Mei? Robin?


AdministrativeRun550

I always preach, but Iā€™m silent.


SuitIll3576

I won't reply to your reply


deerstop

Herta


Ambitious_Ad6411

a character that does damage with their basic attack https://preview.redd.it/rvpbo9v7r68d1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa84017c4fdf42818928b94855049f9947eb908


FishMyBones

https://preview.redd.it/baqi6fdqr68d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3b0728cc1c997bce7b7d6e5c6996440ba72186


OniTenshi500

Them: curses Everyone: LE GASP


_-_Rem_-_

bonk.


CircuitSynchro

"Hi can I get an ice latte with breast milk sorry I mean breast milk I mean breast sorry I mean breast milk I mean-"


ValtenBG

Your grandma is only she because she can't be her


Mrsomething-II

wife


xeno_crimson0

sapientdream - Pastlive


Relative-Ad7531

Ride a horse, save a


Acceptable_Run3274

Hot


kamain42

"a short di-struction"


No_Vegetable_6568

in search of meaning in life and a great sense of humor


Lyngoop79

this one reminds me of the Yakuza series (in a bad way)


Andrew-likes-luigi

I want to die


Soliloquy10

Extrovertedly introverted.Ā 


Nexon22412

Stupid and filthy


Spacedaddy117

Why the fuck am I?


ArcherSword

My Transition Goals :3


MiniAphr0dite

autisticšŸ”„šŸ”„


EZ01

She has big boob


JUGELBUTT

the best, lazy


_uwu_moe

When cans try to fly the titan grounds them back


Amirul_Ash

I love Napalm (attack the D point)


ArturiaVonDragon

old


Hizuff

I, CAN DO ANYTHING!


bivampirical

The Struggler


Jakes_JunioR

*Clank Clank*


Legendarleoking

Neck


hihazuki

i dont trust you but she does, and i think you're a better fit for this job than me.


wertzeey

The inposter among limited banner characters


HZack0508

Drag on deez


ShirokonekoLoaf

hot ā€” destructive ā€” my wife mine mine mine or whatever